Fantastic Friday: Oh the humanity

Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #523 has it all. What does it mean to be human? What does it mean to wield cosmic power? Can there be perfection without imperfection? And so on.

Recap: Aliens obsessed with using invisibility to hide from Galactus came to Earth wanting to destroy Sue for her powers. Reed faked them out by switching Sue’s power with Johnny. Then Galactus himself showed up and made Johnny his new herald. While Johnny and Sue adjust to their new powers, Reed, Sue, Ben and special guest star Nova head off into space to confront Galactus and get Johnny back. Using Johnny’s newfound cosmic sight powers, Reed and Quasar concocted a machine to transform Galactus back into his original human form, Galan.

The first page of this issue establishes that Galactus’ cosmic importance still exists, as does his planet-devouring hunger. This is illustrated by Galan in a pool hall trying to eat the 8 ball. Ben has brought him here for a hot dog, and to explore what it means to be human. Reed shows up, putting an end the silliness, saying that Galan is only human temporarily. He says they’ve only got a limited amount of time to teach Galan human empathy before he turns back into Galactus. If they succeed, Galactus might spare inhabited planets from destruction in the future.

Back at the New Baxter Building, Quasar works the machines in Reed’s lab, saying it will take about 24 hours of recalibration to switch Sue and Johnny’s powers back to normal. Quasar adds that Galactus’ power cosmic is floating around the cosmos searching for Galan, and once it finds him, Galan will become Galactus again. Quasar flies off with Sue and Johnny’s thanks, bowing out of this story.

Sue and Johnny have a heart-to-heart chat, with Sue admitting she never realized just how hard it is to control the fire powers. She asks if he will miss the invisibility powers, or the power cosmic. He has a flashback of flying through space, but then says, “Nah. I’ll be fine.”

Later, at Central Park, Ben, Johnny, and Galan are taking the kids ice skating. Galan is unmoved, arguing that the family togetherness is all for show. He calls the kids “germ-ridden,” and Johnny says he’s been calling New York “the worst” ever since he arrived. Galan argues that his homeworld Taa was the pinnacle of technological and spiritual achievement, and NYC is a cesspool in comparison. He says devouring the Earth would be a mercy killing. Johnny and Ben argue that the Silver Surfer once thought the same way but came to appreciate humanity. Then they both realize that the one who taught the Surfer humanity was Alicia.

At the Guggenheim Museum, Alicia and Sue give Galan the tour, with Alicia showing off her smarts about art in all its forms. Galan calls the classic art unremarkable and pedestrian. When they come across one of Alicia’s own sculptures, Galan says he doesn’t understand why someone blind would attempt art and not just “surrender herself.” While Alicia continues to speak eloquently on other artwork, Sue says to Galan, “You wouldn’t understand.” Sue and Alicia continue Galan’s tour of NYC, but he can only focus on how broken society is, and none of its good points.

At Reed’s lab, he’s experimenting with opening portals to other dimensions, hoping there might something in one of them to satiate Galactus’ hunger. He says he’s not giving up, and Galan emerges from the shadows to ask, “Why not?” Reed argues that common trait of intelligent life throughout the universe is ambition, and a natural inclination for achievement and betterment. Even though his lab is on the cutting edge of knowledge, Reed admits there are hundreds of others on Earth just as smart as he is, who have insights he lacks, and future generations will have even more. Every time Galactus destroys a world, Reed said, all this achievement dies with it.

Upon hearing this, Galan locks himself in the portal room. Fearing that Galan is going to open a portal to energies that will destroy the Earth, the FF try to break inside, but Reed’s safeguards are too strong for them. Reed tries to reason with Galan, but Galan only says, “I’ve misjudged you.”

Galan gives a big speech, saying that he’s struck with humanity’s inability to surrender to hopelessness. He says he recognizes that feeling even among cosmic beings, and he says, “Who am I to extinguish in you that which lies within myself?” Instead of destroying the Earth, he is sparing it. He’s voluntarily going through the portal to exile himself in another dimension. Even if the power cosmic finds him there, he says even that will save the Earth. Or, he says, humanity might find a solution to the finality of Galactus. “I have every confidence they will eventually do,” he says. “After all… that is their nature.” With that, he disappears into the portal and it shuts behind him.

Reed says there’s a loose end to tie up, which is switching Sue and Johnny’s powers back. They step into the power-switching device, only for it to go haywire. Reed says there are still small traces of the power cosmic in Johnny’s system. The machine explodes. As our heroes crawl from the wreckage, Reed, Sue and Johnny discover their powers are gone, and Ben is human again. Reed asks where their powers might have gone.

On the next page, we see a boxer with Reed’s stretching power, a firefighter with Johnny’s fire powers, a man on a date with Sue’s invisibility powers, and a nun (!) turning into a big, rocky Thing.

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Reed’s safeguards around the portal chamber are meant to keep cosmic energy from getting out, but those same safeguards lock the FF out, which seems like a design flaw. The chamber is made of an adamantium-vibranium alloy, which raises a lot of questions. Historically, the only known existence of this alloy in the Marvel Universe is Captain America’s shield, so where’d Reed get so much of it?

Fade out: Sue apologizes to Johnny, saying she’s shortchanged him over the years, and she has a better understanding of who is as a person now she’s experienced his powers.

Clobberin’ time: There’s a lengthy discussion about Johnny volunteering to switch his powers with Ben, so Ben can be human again. Reed says Ben refused, not wanting anyone else to become a Thing in his place. (And then that’s what happens at the end of the issue.)

Flame on: Johnny says he’s still adapting to not having his fire powers, saying he can’t remember the last time he worked up a sweat.

Four and a half: Franklin is apparently a talented ice skater, but not enough to impress Galan.

Our gal Val: It’s hard to tell, but it seems Valeria has gotten even taller. At the very least, she’s definitely grown from baby to little kid.

Trivia time: At the pool hall, Ben cavalierly blurts out, “Matt Murdock is Daredevil!” This is a reference to the Marvel Knights Daredevil series running at this time, when a tabloid revealed DD’s secret identity to the world. This left Murdock with the predicament of publicly denying he is Daredevil, while still secretly fighting evil in back alleys at night as Daredevil.

The pool hall is called Maisie’s, and Ben says it serves the best hot dogs on Yancy Street. You’d think this would be a Marvel mainstay, but according to the wiki, it’s never seen again after this. One customer at Maisie’s is named Lurleen, and is clearly based on Lurleen Lumpkin from The Simpsons.

Fantastic or frightful? Here we have Mark Waid, Mike Wieringo, and their co-conspirator Karl Kesel firing on all cylinders. This is far-out sci-fi with a lot of big ideas, but it’s still a very human story about a family of adventurers wresting with their own thoughts on what it means to be human. This is the type of story that would make a great Fantastic Four movie.

Next: Get thee to a nunnery.

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DuckTales rewatch – Beaglemania

Rewatching DuckTales! Time to live out all our rock star fantasies in episode 87 “Beaglemania.”

Here’s what happens: The kids are excited about a new contest from an MTV-style rock show. They get excited about all the rock music, much to Scrooge’s annoyance. At the Beagle Boys’ hideout, Ma Beagle and her boys also learn of the contest, and Ma Beagle plots to steal the prize money and become “crime mother of the year.” When they try to steal the money during the live broadcast, they end up on stage and are asked to sing. With Ma’s help, they come up with a song, “The Boogie Beagle Blues.” The audience goes wild, and they’re an overnight singing sensation.

The Beagle Boys, now calling themselves “The Beagles,” muscle their way into a recording contract, and their album sweeps the nation. Turns out Scrooge owns the record company, and he’s frustrated that the Beagles are making him money legitimately. Ma and the boys bust into Scrooge’s office for contract negotiations, demanding more money. The contract states that Scrooge must meet the Beagles’ demands, or they’ll go to a competing company. By the next scene, the Beagle Boys have taken over Scrooge’s fortune, leaving in Money Bin.

The Beagles continue the rock star thing, with new glam outfits, producing more gold records. They begin to resent the constant on-the-go nature of being a celebrity, arguing with their mom, and firing her as their manager. Then we go the actual “crime mother of the year” event, where Ma Beagle is humiliated that her boys are no longer bad guys. She vows to get them back. She disguises herself as a reporter for Rolling Duck magazine, with a plan to get them arrested and ruin their reputation. It doesn’t work, as the Beagles get even more popular. She and Scrooge then make a deal to work together to take the Beagles down.

Now on their own, the Beagles are pressured to come up with a new hit song. Ma Beagle returns with a new song for them. All the lyrics of the song insult the audience, calling them “jerks” and “nerds.” The fans immediately turn on them. The boys go running back to Ma Beagle, agreeing to do whatever she says. Scrooge signs a new act, an Elvis-like guy, as his new hit-maker to earn back all the cash he lost to the Beagle Boys.

Humbug: Scrooge hates the rock and roll music, but he owns a rock and roll record company? I guess you don’t have like the product to sell the product.

Junior Woodchucks: The boys are fond of TV VJ Screaming Sky McFly, who is apparently also his show’s producer, arranging acts and managing the big contest.

Everybody walk the dinosaur: Bubba is one scene, to remind that he loves rock music. They’re really struggling to come up with things for him to do, it seems.

Foul fowls: Instead of a trio, this time we have quartet of Beagle Boys with Big Time, Bouncer, Burger, and Baggy. Big Time sings, Burger is on guitar, Baggy plays piano, and Bouncer is on drums.  

Reference row: Parodies of the music industry abound, with characters done up as Elvis, Madonna, Elton John, Prince and more. The title references the Beatles, but other than that, it’s not really a Beatles spoof.

Thoughts on this viewing: I’ve always liked the ensemble nature of DuckTales, how any side character can get an episode of their own, so why not have a Beagle Boys solo adventure? All the pop culture gags are sign of where TV animation was going as the 80s became the 90s, but it’s still interesting to see the show try something a little outside its norm.

Next: Don’t yup your yum.

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Fantastic Friday: From here Taa eternity

Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. How do you do a Galactus story different from the original, classic Galactus story? There’s no right answer to that question, but Mark Waid and Mike Wieringo give it a try in issue #522.

Recap: Aliens obsessed with using invisibility to hide from Galactus came to Earth wanting to destroy Sue for her powers. Reed faked them out by switching Sue’s power with Johnny. Then Galactus himself showed up and made Johnny his new herald. While Johnny and Sue adjust to their new powers, Reed, Sue, Ben and special guest star Nova head off into space to confront Galactus and get Johnny back. Johnny, not wanting to lead Galactus to any inhabited planets, confronts Galactus as to why the guy even needs a herald. Galactus gave him a stern, “Go on.”

This issue begins with Johnny recounting Galactus’ origin story. Galactus was originally Galan, a scientist on the planet Taa. Fearing the planet was doomed, Galaen and three others flew into space in hopes of salvation. Something went wrong and they were bombarding with cosmic rays and were transformed. Johnny remarks how similar this is the FF’s origin, and he moves on. Galan’s ship is destroyed, and he’s contacted by the “sentience of the universe” who draws all matter into itself and collapsed the universe, creating the big bang, and naming Galan as its heir. Galan was transformed into Galactus, a being with great cosmic power, and hunger to devour entire worlds.

Cut back to the present, and Johnny says Galactus has forgotten what it means to be human, even though hunger is a basic human need. Galactus zaps Johnny with energy blasts to put him back in his place. The FF and Quasar show up to rescue Johnny, albeit temporarily. Using his newfound powers of cosmic sight, Johnny is able to see his teammates’ memories.

Galactus loses interest in Quasar and starts preparing his converter machine, which he uses to help him devour planets. Johnny comes up with a plan to wreck the converter. Ben, Sue, and Quasar go about trashing the inside of Galactus’ ship, while Reed and Johnny debate whether the cosmic power that transformed Galactus is the same as the cosmic rays that gave the FF their powers. Johnny says it’s the same in principle.

Using the knowledge given to him by Johnny, Reed has Quasar build a machine out of quantum energy. Galactus threatens to remove Johnny’s cosmic power, while Ben and Sue succeed in destroying the converter’s self-guidance system just as the converter heads down to a nearby planet. Galactus comes to the planet to repair the converter. Ben points out that Quasar’s machine is a variation on the one that switched Johnny and Sue’s powers. Johnny uses the power cosmic to fire up the machine, telling everyone to cross their fingers.

A beam shoots out of Quasar’s machine and strikes Galactus. It appears to have no effect at first, but then Galactus seems to disappear and his armor collapses to the ground. Johnny transforms back to normal, losing his cosmic awareness. Then a man emerges from Galactus’ armor. Galactus has transformed back into Galan – human again.

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: In Johnny’s vision of Reed, he sees Reed as a gifted scientist in college, exploring a jungle, and romancing Sue. This further establishes Reed as a Doc Savage-like adventurer, rather than a stuck-up guy never leaving his lab.

Fade out: Johnny’s vision of Sue is only her caring for Franklin and Valeria. It kind of sucks that we don’t see her have any other interests or experiences, but maybe Johnny is bringing his own preconceptions to the vision, as Sue was a surrogate mom to him growing up.

Clobberin’ time: Johnny’s vision of Ben shows Ben as a football star and as a heroic test pilot. It’s telling that Johnny only sees Ben as human and not as a rock monster.

Flame on: Johnny is upset with his teammates because he believes that not only did they replace him so quickly, they replaced him with Quasar of all people. I for one am not seeing any official “welcome to the team” scene for Quasar, so unlike Johnny I’m okay with Quasar being a guest and not an official FF fifth member.

SUE-per spy: The 2019 Invisible Woman miniseries established that Sue has had a double life as a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent all this time. Johnny doesn’t see this in his vision of her, though. Either he’s only seeing her life before that, or maybe he somehow already knows about her spy gig.

Trivia time: Galactus’ origin story is sort of like Doctor Doom’s in that there have been so many retellings of it, there’s no way to be sure which version is the real one. Prior to this, the origin was told in Thor #169, and then a longer version in Super-Villain Classics #1. It’ll later be retold again in Ultimates vol 3 #2 and in Fantastic Four: Grand Design.

You might recall that Galactus transformed back into human Galan once before, in the Fantastic Four: World’s Greatest Comics Magazine miniseries. But, that part of the story was wiped from everyone’s memories by the Cosmic Cube. This issue suggests that even Galactus himself had his memory wiped of that incident.

Who, exactly, is the “Sentience of the universe” who saved Galan from destruction while also causing the big bang? The Marvel Wiki reports that this was Eternity, the living embodiment of all things. It’s a rare moment of Eternity taking an active rather than passive role in matters regarding creation and existence.

Fantastic or frightful? This is another issue where everything moves a fast pace, setting all the pieces in place so that we get all the good stuff in the next issue. That seems to be intentional on Mark Waid’s part, with one issue being plot followed by one focused on character, then one on plot, and so on. Nonetheless, there’s a lot of fun cosmic Marvel action in this one.

Next: So this is Earth.

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DuckTales rewatch – Blue Collar Scrooge

Rewatching DuckTales! How has it taken this long for the show do an amnesia plotline? That’s what we’ve got in episode 86, “Blue Collar Scrooge,” which also deals the big question about whether Scrooge is a rich jerk or not.

Here’s what happens: Scrooge has made a profit of $5 trillion over the last year (!) but it’s not enough for him. He blames cheap labor in foreign counties (!!). He decides on a surprise inspection of his skateboard factory (!!!). Scrooge plays the tough boss, while the boys manage to sneak off with prototype high-tech skateboard. Upon learning that the factory workers knew he was coming and were only pretending to be intimidates, Scrooge makes a show of selling the factory to a foreign company. Fenton, however, is concerned about the factory workers and their well-being.

The conversation is cut short when Scrooge slips on the high-tech skateboard, which takes him on a wild ride through town, bumping his head. He gets amnesia, no clue with who he is. Thinking he’s a homeless bum, he’s outraged how expensive everything is. The family launches a citywide search for Scrooge, but can’t find him. By pure coincidence, Scrooge finds his way to Fenton’s mother’s trailer, and they hit it off despite having met before. He tells his only memory is of a skateboard, and she suggests he investigate the McDuck skateboard factory. Fenton, meanwhile, tries to run Scrooge’s businesses in his absence, in hopes of saving the factory.

Scrooge lands a minimum job at the factory, overwhelmed by the poor working conditions. He uses his meager paycheck to romance Fenton’s mom. Fenton, meanwhile, goes the distance in running the business by disguising himself as Scrooge and talking in Scrooge’s accent. He also starts acting more like Scrooge, cutting the boys’ allowance and Mrs. Beakeley’s pay. At the factory, word gets out about the sale, so Scrooge organizes a strike. Fenton, fully committed to acting like Scrooge, is about to sell the factory only to lose the deal upon word of the strike.

Fenton and the cops bust into the factory, chasing Scrooge around the place. He slips on another skateboard, bumping his head again. He gets his memory back, and there’s a bit where he and Fenton compete over who’s the real Scrooge. Fenton’s mom shows up, and she’s one who sorts out who is who. Although angry with Fenton at first, Scrooge says he knows what’s it like to see himself as others see him. He decides not to sell the factory, and to improve employee benefits – including raises all around.

Humbug: My thesis is that the series-long character arc for DuckTales is Scrooge learning that his newfound family relationships are more important than his wealth. This episode would appear to be all about him learning his lesson, but does he? He really wavers on giving the workers a raise at the end, commenting “Generosity is so painful.”

Junior Woodchucks: The boys’ new skateboard comes with a stereo, power steering, radar control, and it brakes automatically in the presence of an ice cream truck.

Your move, creep: Fenton loses his mind, convinced he is Scrooge and being utterly ruthless with his workers. This reveals a real dark side to him. As Gizmoduck, he has the power to stretch his legs up several stories, looking like Marvel’s Stilt-Man.

Pro-rata: Scrooge and Fenton’s mom hit it off in a big way, with him getting hooked on all her soap operas. At the end of the episode, they walk off hand-in-hand to enjoy more soaps. Are we to believe they’re a couple now?

Reference row: The kids coaching Fenton on how to talk with Scrooge’s accent ends with a “By Jove, I he’s got it.” This is an obvious parody of the 1964 classic My Fair Lady.

Thoughts on this viewing: The economics and politics of this one are beyond cringe, making it hard to recommend. Fenton’s weird transformation into an evil Scrooge is the more interesting stuff, and I think a better episode would have taken that idea and gone farther with it.

Next: Four boys from Liverpool.

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Fantastic Friday: Planets on the menu

  • Reading the Fantastic Four comcis from the start. Issue #521 gets deep into just what it’s like to be a herald of Galactus – something we’ve all thought about from time to time, I’m sure.

Recap: Aliens obsessed with using invisibility to hide from Galactus came to Earth wanting to destroy Sue for her powers. Reed faked them out by switching Sue’s power with Johnny. Then Galactus himself showed up and made Johnny his new herald. While Johnny and Sue adjust to their new powers, Reed, Sue, Ben and special guest star Nova head off into space to confront Galactus and get Johnny back.

While flying through space, Sue worries that becoming a herald has made Johnny cold and inhuman, like the Silver Surfer was when we first met him. Turn the page, and we see Johnny enjoying the perks of being a herald as he flies around in an outer space hot rod. Later, Galactus’ ship appears above an alien planet. The aliens believe their planet is undetectable, and they have seen no sign of a herald. Then Johnny appears before them. They aliens attack him, only for him to easily defend himself. He talks to the planet’s leader, saying he has no intention of delivering their planet to Galactus, but he might have no choice unless he finds an uninhabited planet that can satisfy Galactus’ hunger. The aliens try to convince Johnny to sic Galactus on their enemies, and Johnny won’t have it, saying “People really are alike all over.”

Johnny tries another planet, only for the inhabitants there to fire nukes at him. He uses his invisibility powers to find the missiles’ detonators and then he uses force fields to separate the detonators from the missiles. He remarks that the Galactus’ power cosmic gives him senses and knowledge he didn’t have before. He tries a few more planets until he finds one that seems suitable. But then he’s attacked by the planet’s intelligent larvae.

Galactus teleports Johnny back to his ship, and Johnny realizes that the power cosmic has given the invisibility powers a “cosmic sight” where he can automatically sense anything hidden. He asks Galactus for more time. Galactus zaps him while he pleads for just another day. Johnny says through the pain, “Please, I’m begging you, don’t make me a murderer.” After the pain subsides, Johnny questions why a godlike being like Galactus would even need a herald at all.

It then dawns on Johnny that Galactus needs Johnny for Johnny’s humanity. Galactus only appears humanoid to other humans because that’s how human brains process his appearance. In reality, Galactus is a being so cosmic that human senses are beneath him. Johnny then calls Galactus by his original name, Galen. This gets Galactus’ attention. He turns to Johnny and says, “Go on.” And with that, the story is…

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: While the team flies through space, Reed is so lost in thought that he doesn’t realize Quasar is speaking to him.

Fade out: Although the cover shows Sue possibly losing control of her new fire powers, she doesn’t use them in her one scene in this issue.

Clobberin’ time: Ben and Quasar mention that the heroes had already stopped to get something to eat while traveling through space. I wonder what that scene was like.

Flame on: Johnny uses his cool hot rod only once, using the rest of the issue to fly around on invisible force fields.

Trivia time: The alien planets seen in this issue are Rohnyn III, Silocus, Aquion, Sqaav, and Brum. The Marvel Wiki states that this is the only appearance of the first four, while poor Brum doesn’t get an entry at all.  

Somebody behind the scenes at the Marvel Wiki thinks they’re being cute by listing Sue as “The Human Torch” and Johnny as “The Invisible Man” for this issue.

Fantastic or frightful? A fun solo story for Johnny, that shows him not just learning his new powers, but learning his new powers on a cosmic level. It also shows his heart, in his refusal to kill others. I’m reminded of all the guilt Johnny experienced after he accidentally destroyed part of Empire State University back in issue #371. Marvel editorial no doubt wants to sweep those issues under the rug, but I like that to think that experience helped inform Johnny’s actions in this issue.

Next: Taa-an again.

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DuckTales rewatch – A Case of Mistaken Secret Identity

Rewatching DuckTales! Now that Gizmoduck is a regular on the show, what do you do with Launchpad? We’re still trying to answer that question in episode 85, “A Case of Mistaken Secret Identity.”

Here’s what happens: Gizmoduck is the biggest celebrity in town, and Huey, Dewey, and Louie want to figure out his secret identity. They suspect Launchpad might secretly be Gizmoduck. Fenton wants to the tell the kids his secret, but Scrooge cautions against it. The mayor announces a gala in thanks of Gizmoduck. Both Launchpad and Gizmoduck are invited, and the nephews hope to use this to catch Launchpad in the act. Unfortunately, it’s a costume gala where everyone is dressed like Gizmoduck. When Fenton arrives at the party in his armor, everyone thinks he’s just another cosplayer. When some fireworks go haywire, it’s Launchpad and not Gizmoduck who saves the day, and now the whole city thinks Launchpad is really Gizmoduck.

At the Beagle Boys’ hideout, they hear the news and decide taking out Launchpad is their first step in getting their hands on Scrooge’s fortune. Fenton confronts Launchpad, saying this must end, but Launchpad is having fun with everyone believing he’s a superhero. Then the Beagle Boys abduct him. Gizmoduck shows up to rescue Launchpad, with Launchpad promising to stop impersonating Gizmoduck. But then the captured Beagle Boys are interviewed on TV, saying Launchpad is really Gizmoduck. Launchpad gets even more famous. Scrooge says this has to stop, so he arranges a press conference.

Reporters converge on the Money Bin, where Launchpad tells Huey, Dewey, and Louie that he will bear his soul. He addresses the press, with Fenton planning to appear as Gizmoduck during Launchpad’s speech. But then Launchpad quotes Fenton saying “Blabbering blatherskite,” not knowing that’s the code to activate the Gizmoduck armor. The armor affixes itself to Launchpad in front of everyone.

Launchpad makes a mess of things trying to control the armor, sending him on a tour of accidental destruction through Duckburg. Fenton pursues him, fearful that Launchpad really will be Gizmoduck from now on. Launchpad then accidentally fires a rocket which destroys the nearby damn, flooding Duckburg. (!) Fenton uses equipment from a construction site to rescue Launchpad from the water. Witnesses cheer Fenton for his heroism, and no longer believe Launchpad is Gizmoduck due to his clumsiness. Fenton promises to use his Gizmoduck powers to clean up the town, and the boys add him to their suspects list.

Humbug: Scrooge first has Launchpad play along with the boys’ suspicions to protect Gizmoduck’s secret identity, but then he insists that Launchpad come clean after things get out of hand. That’s his role in this episode, basically as their boss.

Junior woodchucks: The three boys don Sherlock Holmes outfits when trying to deduce who Gizmoduck really is. This episode loves cosplay.

Fasten your seatbelts: When Launchpad gains some of Gizmoduck’s notoriety, women from all over flock to him. We even see four women hanging out inside his house, somewhat suggestively.

Pro rata: Fenton faces the age-old superhero conundrum of not being able to get any recognition for his good deeds thanks to his secret identity. He gets his moment in the end by saving the day not as Gizmoduck but as himself.

Your move, creep: Gizmoduck finds the Beagle Boys’ hideout using his “ultraviolet tracker-tracker.” Later, Launchpad turns Gizmoduck’s legs into a big drill, fires a city-destroying rocket, and lets a bunch of birds out of the top of his head. (Are those robot birds, or what?)

Foul fowls: The Beagle Boys in this one are Big Time, Baggy, and Burger. They pass a police lie detector test saying Launchpad is Gizmoduck, and it comes out true only because they actually believe it.

Down in Duckburg: Duckburg gets destroyed in a flood in the third act, which seems pretty extreme. But then we see the boys walking around the mansion with the carpet all wet and squishy, suggesting that it’s not that bad.

Reference row: TV talk show hosts Oprah Webfeet and Geralduck Rivera are obvious parodies of real-life TV personalities Oprah Winfrey and Geraldo Rivera. And of course the episode spoofs the famous episode of Geraldo where a brawl broke out on set.

Thoughts on this viewing: I prefer when DuckTales is an action-comedy show, rather than a straightforward sitcom. The farcical tone of this one turned me off at first, but I came back around during the disaster movie third act.

Next: Amnesia: The Duck Descent.

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Fantastic Friday: Herald the duck

Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. In issue #520, Johnny becomes the new herald of Galactus. We’ve got space battles, a special guest star, and even a kissing scene.

Recap: Aliens attacked the Earth in hopes of killing Sue, so they could invisibly hide from Galactus forever without Sue’s power to make them visible again. Reed tricked the aliens by switching Sue and Johnny’s powers. Then Galactus arrived on Earth in person, transforming Johnny with a powerful energy blast.

We begin with Reed, Sue, and Johnny falling from the new Baxter Building, with Ben commenting, “That was a short fight.” Sue tries to fly Ben to safety, but she’s still getting used to controlling the flame powers. Reed instead saves Ben by stretching around him and using his body to bungee-jump Ben to the sidewalk below.

Reed deduces that Galactus has recruited Johnny to become his new herald. Reed blames himself, but a furious Sue says, “It should be me.” The three of them rally, planning to venture into space, in pursuit of Galactus and Johnny. Reed hopes to find them before Johnny unknowingly leads Galactus to an inhabited world.

On board Galactus’ ship, Johnny is pestering Galactus, asking him where the bathroom is. Using his newfound invisible force field powers, he flies around the ship making wisecracks, until Galactus ejects him into space. Johnny says it’s like letting a dog out into the yard. An alien with a flaming sword approaches. He is Karragan the Unforgiving, and he’s come seeking revenge against Galactus after Galactus destroyed his planet.

At the new Baxter Building, Sue is in the shower while flamed on, causing steam to go everywhere. She’s finding it hard to keep the fire in check. She has a flashback to her and Johnny when they were younger and living on their own. He was driving her crazy while bouncing a basketball around inside the house, only for her to find a Mother’s Day gift for her, with a note saying, “For the best sister in the whole world.”

Reed affixes Ben with a “combination deep-space survival suit and flight unit.” Reed adds that he’s called an old friend for help to reach Galactus’ ship. Ben talks with Alicia on the phone. He assures her that the alien invasion was just a “drop-in,” and he asks her to look after the kids while the team in away. Ben has a flashback to his and Alicia’s first date, which is awkward until Johnny flies by outside with a message, “Now kiss her, you lummox.” And he does. Back in the present, Ben says, “I hate ta admit it, but I honestly care about th’ kid.”

On the roof of the HQ, Reed, Sue, and Ben meet up with Quasar. He says he hoped to stop Zius and Galactus on his own, what with him being the official protector of the universe and all, but his “personal priorities” got in the way. With the power his quantum bands, they take off.

In space, Johnny tries to talk Karragan down, but all the alien wants to do is fight. Johnny exclaims “Back off!” as he draws upon the Power Cosmic, which is given to all heralds of Galactus. Johnny then vivisects Karragan in a gory way, only to them put him back together again. Johnny returns Karragan to the wilderness planet where he currently lives, and says he can sense the alien healing already. Overwhelmed, Johnny remarked that he only blinked and unleashed power that Sue never dreamed of. He asks, “What am I becoming?”

Unstable molecule: Reed at one point tells Sue to stop the “hysterics.” I think the idea is to illustrate that the fire powers are affecting Sue’s personality, but this is still not a good look for Reed.

Fade out: Sue’s flashback recalls that she was left to raise Johnny on her own after their criminal father hit rock bottom.

Clobberin’ time: Not counting those times when he turned human, this is the first time we’ve seen Ben and Alicia kiss. It’s also a different side of the normally rough and tumble Ben as he speaks eloquently about her sculptures and about the perfume she’s wearing.

Flame on: Johnny assumed Reed and the others are already on their way to rescue him. He adds that it will be difficult to pull Reed away from all the far-out tech inside Galactus’ ship.

Trivia time: There’s a reference to Quasar being the FF’s former tenant. For most of Quasar’s solo series, he operated from an office in one of the lower floors of Four Freedoms Plaza, the team’s former HQ. This was established in Quasar #3, and it remained that way until his final issue in #60.

What is the personal business that kept Quasar busy during the invasion? Unknown. His last appearance before this was when the Avengers split up in the recent Avengers: Disassembled event.

The Marvel Wiki states that this is the first and only known appearance of Karragan the Unforgiving. I’m curious about the “only known” phrasing. Does someone updating the Wiki think that Karragan might be drawn into a background of some other comic?

Fantastic or frightful? After the last issue with checking a bunch of boxes to get the story set up, the plot properly gets under way this time. There are a lot of great character moments as Waid, Wieringo and Kesel take some time to explore this new premise. Great stuff.

Next: Hot rod.

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DuckTales rewatch – The Big Flub

Rewatching DuckTales! Let’s everybody get lighter than air as we watch episode 84, “The Big Flub.”

Here’s what happens: Fenton wants a promotion to become Scrooge’s vice-president in charge of new products, constantly pestering Scrooge about it. Scrooge refuses, saying Fenton lacks a background in marketing. Huey, Dewey, and Louie tell Fenton not to give and find a way to convince Scrooge. Fenton then films a series of commercials with Gandra Dee for a fictional product called Pep. An executive finds a tape of the commercials and asks Scrooge about them. Scrooge, distracted with other matters, says to go ahead and run the ads on TV. The commercials work too well, as people all over Duckburg start demanding Pep, while not knowing what Pep is.

Scrooge is nonplussed by this crisis, saying he’ll get Gyro to invent Pep and make a fortune. Gyro provides several inventions, including bubble gum with bubbles that make you float. Fenton decides that this is Pep, even though it hasn’t been fully tested. Pep becomes a sensation, and Fenton becomes a wealthy celebrity for bringing it to the masses. Fenton’s newfound riches have him thinking he’s too good for Scrooge. That night, Scrooge finds his nephews floating in midair, a side-effect of Pep. This becomes an epidemic with people all over Duckburg defying gravity.

Fenton is blamed for the crisis. He hides out in Scrooge’s mansion, where Scrooge tells him that finding a solution is his responsibility. Dandra Dee is also blamed for the crisis, and she tells Fenton off. Then Fenton also goes zero-G, unable to access his Gizmoduck armor. Scrooge then uses Pep to turn Fenton’s mother’s trailer into a flying house so they can reach Fenton in the sky. (Did this inspire Pixar’s Up?) Fenton transforms into Gizmoduck, and then rescues all the people floating in the sky. Later, Dandra Dee forgives Fenton while Fenton is stuck mailing out refunds and apology letters to all of Duckburg.

Humbug: At every plot twist, Scrooge keeps his cool, seeing only opportunities and not problems. He ends up being the hero at the end, by getting the Gizmoduck armor to Fenton.

Junior woodchucks: In making their point to Fenton, the nephews say they convinced Scrooge to buy a new bike for them by telling him it’d be cheaper than driving them around town.  

Great gadgeteer: Gyro’s other inventions include a shrink ray intended for dieting, a sheep-counting machine for insomniacs, and an umbrella that plays opera music. Could this be a reference to episode 21, “Maid of the Myth,” when Gyro performed as a background actor in an opera?

Pro-rata: Dandra Dee wears a swimsuit in one of the commercials, and she has white human legs instead of the yellow web-footed legs of all the other duck characters. I get that the animators want her to look beautiful, but this has nonetheless always bugged me.

Your move, creep: Gizmoduck refers to his helmet helicopter as a “helmicopter,” somewhat naturally. His armor also has a built-in butterfly net, handy for scooping floating people out of the sky.

Down in Duckburg: There are a lot of gags about how this crisis changes life in Duckburg, with kids have floating races, people moving around via ropes and on ceilings, and people at airports flying off without the planes.

Reference row: A quick Google search shows dozes of products and companies named “Pep.” Notable examples are the Pep Boys automotive brand, a popular line of shoes in South America, and some parts of the world where Pepsi cola is renamed Pep. My favorite is Pep Comics, which was originally a superhero comic published by MLJ Magazines. It was later bought by Archie Comics, and it became a home for Archie and the gang from Riverdale.

Thoughts on this viewing: Another cute comedy episode, which is pretty much what all these later episodes are. We see that Fenton and his supporting cast become more and more part of Scrooge’s extended family, so there’s that.

Next: A tale of two heroes.

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Fantastic Friday: Light switch

Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. A cosmic crisis just keeps getting more cosmic in issue #519, along with some big changes for our heroes.  

Recap: The FF are facing a financial and PR crisis following the Latveria incident (it’s a long story) just in time for aliens to attack New York. The aliens, led by a guy named Zius, are survivors of Galactus. They have perfected invisibility technology to hide entire planets from Galactus’ near-omniscient senses. They’ve come to Earth to find and possibly destroy Sue, who they learned has the power to make the invisible visible. Despite her teammates’ protests, Sue surrenders to the aliens.

This issue begins with Zius strapping Sue to a strange device to prevent her from using her force fields while the other aliens keep the rest of the FF at bay. Zius says he is no murderer, yet this seems like an execution. Sue pleads for one last chance to say goodbye to her children. Johnny tries to fight back but is stopped by the aliens. Zius is about to. Then Reed busts through a wall with one of the aliens’ weapons. Instead of fighting the aliens, however, he turns the weapon on Sue and fires.

Sue collapses while Zius checks his instruments. Reed explains that he didn’t hurt Sue, he merely took away her powers. He says this is preferable to her becoming a pawn in a game played by alien demigods. He tells Zius, “Get off my planet.” Zius uses mind-boggling alien tech to return Manhattan island to Earth, instantaneously repairing all the damage that was done.  

Reed gives a big speech to Zius, saying that the FF have defended Earth against Galactus multiple times and will do so again. He says that if Zius ever returns to Earth, “The Fantastic Four will make you regret it.” Because the aliens are still broadcasting their message to Earth, people all over the world hear Reed say this.

Cut to the roof of the new Baxter Building as the aliens are leaving. Ben insists that Reed use the weapon on him to make him human again. Reed says the weapon actually doesn’t eliminate anyone’s powers. He tells Sue to jump off the building (!). She does (!!) and then she flames on. She now has Johnny’s powers. Reed says the FF’s powers cannot be created or destroyed, but they can be reassigned. Johnny tries it, and he turns invisible, as he now has Sue’s powers.

Reed says the procedure can be reversed. He’s about to give Sue and Johnny their own powers back, when they look up to see a giant hand reach down and grab hold of the departing alien ships. There’s an image in the sky of Zius suffering in pain, and then the hand destroys the ships. Turn the page and we see it’s Galactus, looming large over the city.

Galactus fires an energy beam down at the building, striking Johnny. Johnny isn’t hurt, but instead is transformed. He’s glowing with energy and has a new outfit with a big eye on his chest. Johnny realizes it’s Sue’s powers that both Zius and Galactus are after. As Galactus’ hand reaches for Johnny, he says, “This bites.”

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: I’m a little unclear as to how Reed’s plan works. There’s one panel of Zius checking out an image of Sue on his computer, and that’s all we get to see that he’s been tricked, even though he’s been shown to have nearly godlike power. Let’s just say his weapon also messes with their sensors somehow.

Fade out: Sue says Johnny’s powers have a frightening burning sensation as first, but then it is freeing as the flames make her lighter than air.

Clobberin’ time: Ben is mostly comic relief this issue. When Johnny turns himself invisible, Ben says, “It’s a good look f’r ya!”

Flame on: Sue’s advice to Johnny about how to turn visible is to imagine himself as being seen, and it works.

Trivia time: What’s Galactus been up to since he came back from the dead during the Abraxus storyline? He was a major player in the Annihilation crossover, in which he created the “Galactus event” to counter the deadly Annihilation Wave. Then, in Nova, there was a complicated storyline about Galactus and his conflict with the Proemial Gods, and his fight with a cosmic being called the Harrow. It’s nice that they’ve given him interests other than just devouring planets.

Also, this is the final appearance of Zius, so we can assume that he did indeed die in Galactus’ attack.

Fantastic or frightful? This is issue is fast paced, with a lot of big moments and dramatic revelations told in a short space. I feel like the creators were rushing through this one to check off a lot of boxes in order to set up the good stuff in the next few issues. Such is the nature of monthly comics, I suppose, with a finite number of pages to work with. Mike Wieringo’s artwork continues to shine.

Next: Storm in space.

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DuckTales rewatch – Bubba’s Big Brainstorm

Rewatching DuckTales! Every long-running TV cartoon eventually does a “the dumb character becomes a genius” episode, and now it’s DuckTales’ turn in episode 83, “Bubba’s Big Brainstorm.”

Here’s what happens: Scrooge is puzzled with an incomprehensible treasure map. He learns his nephews all got straight As, but prehistoric caveduck Bubba got straight Zs (not Fs). The kids take Bubba to Gyro for tutoring, but Gyro says Bubba wouldn’t keep up. Instead, Gyro affixes Bubba with a high-tech “thinking cap,” which enhances his intelligence to a great degree. Not only can he speak in full sentences, but he’s a bona fide genius.

Bubba goes overboard on the genius thing. He leaves his cave for the mansion, reading all the books and coming up with new inventions. He takes over the kids’ school, becoming their new teacher. His ideas help Scrooge’s business concerns, making Scrooge even richer, and becoming a local celebrity. He then deciphers Scrooge’s treasure map, leading him and the nephews to a place called the Thinca Ruins.

The Thinca’s islands are inhabited by people who act like savages but are armed with high-tech laser weapons. Bubba explains that the ancient Thincans were brilliant inventors, who left their tech behind. The chief locks everyone up, only for their jail to contain the door to the ancient Thincan computer.  

From there, the episode is a dungeon crawl. Bubba uses his genius to figure his way past deathtraps while the Thincans pursue everyone. In the final chamber, the group is attacked by a weird-looking monster who knocks of Bubba’s thinking cap. He reverts back to a caveduck, and fights off the monster with raw strength. The treasure of the Thincans in revealed to be a book. It’s a history of the Thincan civilization. They got so smart that they became lost in their own heads and forgot basic survival skills. Scrooge gives the book the Thincans. Back home, Bubba is happy back to being his old self.

Humbug: My thesis is that the series-long arc of DuckTales is Scrooge learning that his newfound family relationships are more important than his money. In this episode, he leaves the treasure with its people rather than bring it home for profit. Is this because it’s not gold so he doesn’t care, or has he learned a valuable lesson?

Junior woodchucks: After seeing the kids in their new modern-looking a school a few episodes ago, in this one they’re back to the old-timey one-room schoolhouse. Maybe it’s one of the situations where they have some classes in the old building and some in the new building.

Everybody walk the dinosaur: Genius Bubba is pretty much an entirely different character from regular Bubba. The only connecting thread I can see is Bubba’s curiosity about the world around him. It’s why he wanted to stay in the present and not return to prehistoric times, and it’s why he’s such a voracious reader as a genius.

Foul fowls: Because the Thincans are merely misunderstood, the only villain is the monster, a bizarre bird/dinosaur/dragon combo.

Down in Duckburg: The kids’ teacher, Mrs. Quackenbush, quits her job after failing to outthink genius Bubba. Her leaving is apparently permanent, because the Disney Wiki alleges that she never returns after this.

Reference row: Bubba compares himself to “Duckimedes.” This is a reference to classic Greek mathematician and scientist Archimedes. He predicted the development of geometry, calculus, and the calculation of pi, much to the chagrin of many high school students.

Thoughts on this viewing: I’m not sure I follow the moral of “book smarts mean you lose your survival skills.” That might not be the best message for young viewers. Also, in stories like this, there’s usually a moment when a transformed character when the transformation makes the character unhappy, prompting the change back. In this one, Bubba enjoys his genius throughout and everything goes great for him. He only changes back out of necessity, but the episode wants us to think it’s a happy ending. It just doesn’t work.

Next: Zero-G.

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