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Taking a week off for the holiday. Everybody have a good one, etc.

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Rewatching DuckTales! Instead of the haves versus the have-nots, it’s haves versus other haves in episode 58, “The Status Seekers.”
Here’s what happens: While playing backyard football with his nephews, it occurs to Scrooge that he although he’s stinking rich, he has no rich friends or clients. He sets about establishing himself as a proper member of high society. He eventually gets inside a fancy dinner party run by the Status Seekers, a group of super-rich folks known for their outrageous purchases. Scrooge becomes a member by purchasing the ugly-but-valuable Mask of Kuthululu.
Charles Upstuck III, a snooty member of the Status Seekers, plots to take down Scrooge, so recruits three rich Beagle Boys, Bernaise, Bicep, and Bonaparte Beagle. The mask leads Scrooge to a remote island where there is a treasure in emeralds waiting to be found. Scrooge and the family head out to the ocean, with the Status Seekers and the Beagle Boys pursuing him.
Scrooge and the villains negotiate with the island native chief for the emeralds. Scrooge wins, and after a battle at sea against the Beagle Boys, he’s finally accepted as the new leader of the Status Seekers. But the other Status Seekers turn on him almost immediately, fearing he will embarrass them with non-highfaluting ways. Upstuck and the Beagle Boys attack, only for Scrooge and his family to fight them off in front of the Status Seekers. The Status Seekers reject Scrooge again, so he leaves them to fight among each other for the mask.
Humbug: My thesis is that the series-long arc of DuckTales is Scrooge learning the people in his life are more important than his money. This episode hits that point in a big way, where Scrooge eventually decides that playing football with his nephews is better than fancy dinner parties with rich snobs.
Junior woodchucks: In a pretty pointless middle-of-episode action scene, Scrooge’s ship is attacked by a giant squid, and the nephews use pepper, chili powder, and other spices to drive the monster away.
Fasten your seatbelts: Launchpad embarrasses Scrooge while at a fancy restaurant, which endangers his standing among the Status Seekers. Later, Launchpad pilots Scrooge submarine, although he insists he’s better off in the air.
Maid and maiden: While Scrooge and Upstuck try to bride the island chief with gold and valuables, Mrs. Beakeley figures out what the chief really wants – ordinary peanut butter.
Foul fowls: It’s the first appearance of the wealthy Beagle Boys, with no mention of why they’re not helping the rest of the family. They live in luxury in a resort-like minimum security prison. During the final fight, Upstuck dons a Beagle Boy mask, suggesting that maybe he’s been adopted somehow into the Beagle family?
Down in Duckburg: Among the Status Seekers, we meet a hobo who accidentally lucked his way into owning a rare and valuable painting. I kept waiting this character to come back later in the episode and do something, but nope.
Reference row: The Mask of Kuthululu is a reference to classic and controversial horror author H.P. Lovecraft and his Cthulu series of short stories. Lovecraft is equal beloved for his wide-influencing writing and frowned upon for his appalling personal beliefs. (Could the giant squid in this episode be a reference to Lovecraft’s tentacle-y monsters? I’m probably overthinking.)

Thoughts upon this viewing: This feels more like a Richie Rich cartoon than a DuckTales one, in that the jokes are all based on what outrageous things a person might do with millions of dollars. Even though it hits on what the series is about overall, it’s still a lesser episode.
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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. In vol. 3 #69 legacy #598, we return to great debate of science versus magic, and this time magic seems to be winning.
To recap, Dr. Doom leveled up to become a powerful sorcerer. He’s established a mystical connection with baby Valeria, naming her as his familiar. He’s also launched an attack on the new Baxter Building, sending neitherdemons to abduct Franklin. This issue begins with Ben and Sue reacting to Valeria’s first word being “Doom.” In Reed’s lab, Johnny flies through a portal into the neitherdemons’ hellish world to try to save Franklin. One demon barfs up some green liquid onto Johnny, which does the impossible and burns him. The portal is closed, but Reed says strange, unidentified energies are still running through the building.
Sue and Ben finally join Reed and Johnny in the lab, and everyone compares notes. Reed learns Doom is involved, and he sees that Valeria’s eyes have changed from blue to brown. Reed demands that Doom show himself. Doom speaks through the baby (!) saying, “Soon enough.” In Latveria, Doom consults with three demons named the Haazareth Three, with whom he has made a bargain. They praise Doom, saying the terms of their deal are “equitable and palatable.” They demand nothing from Doom other than his acknowledgment, saying an Earth agent will be good for their reputation. Doom makes it clear that he will acknowledge them, but only as allies, not as masters. Doom promises the demons that after Reed is disposed of, then both their magical influences on Earth will continue to grow.
Reed prepares a Fantasticar for the journey not into the hell-world, but to Latveria. Reed patches up Johnny’s burned leg. Sue says she’s bringing the baby along on the trip, because nowhere is safe at the moment. Elsewhere (the caption just states, “Hell”) Franklin wakes up in a dark chamber, only to be snatched up by the Haazareth Three. He cries out for his mom. Back in the Fantasticar, Reed has packed weapons on board, saying he’s not messing around. Ben contacts Dr. Strange, warning him about Doom’s newfound magical power. Strange has tiny demons crawling all over him, suggesting that Doom has already gotten to him. Ben then gets on Reed’s case about issues regarding magic. Ben says Reed doesn’t like magic, because that’s the only time Reed isn’t the smartest guy in the room.
In Latveria, the Fantasticar cannot land, because Doom has surrounded the country with a “no-science zone.” The Fantasticar crashes, and Doom is waiting for the FF as they emerge from the wreckage. Everyone fights, but Doom has a spell ready to counteract each of the FF’s powers. After defeating the FF, Doom tells them to “Do your worst.” Ben pleads for Reed to think of something, but the final panel shows a look fear in Reed’s face, suggesting that the big brain is out of ideas.

To be continued!
Wait, there’s more: This issue has a four-page preview of Ultimate X-Men #34. In these wordless pages, Ultimate Wolverine is in a diner that gets shot full of bullets in a drive-by shooting. Then we see Ultimate Spider-Man swinging over New York, changing into Ultimate Peter Parker on a rooftop.

Unstable molecule: This story arc is all about pushing Reed to the limit. First he’s furious that Dr. Doom would come after his children, and then he’s faced with the unthinkable by going up against a reality-bending magic foe.
Fade out: Sue at one point suggests that this baby Valeria might not be their Valeria, as if Doom switched babies or something.
Clobberin’ time: How are Ben and Dr. Strange buddies? Aside from Strange’s handful of appearances in Fantastic Four, Ben and Dr. Strange met teamed up in Marvel Two-In-One #6, in a wild psychedelic tale about a magic harmonica. They met again in Marvel Two-In-One #49, where they bump into each other on vacation in a seaside town, only to discover supernatural weirdness. In that issue, Strange remarks “I could hardly ask for a worthier ally than Benjamin Grimm.”
Flame on: The burn on Johnny’s leg gets patched up with a “plasticast” while it heals. He seems to get over it quick, having no problem attacking Doom during the fight.
Four and a half: Although Franklin has been aged up some by this point, he’s still very much a little kid, crying out “Mommy!” as demons drag him off to Hell.
Our gal Val: Having Dr. Doom’s voice come out of Valeria’s mouth is certainly odd. It’s like something out of a Conjuring movie.
Commercial break: This is just going to scratch your game disc.
Trivia time: Ben reminds Reed that Franklin was once babysat by a witch, Agatha Harkness. Keep in mind this was Franklin’s supernatural nanny for many years, pretty much an entirely different character from the Agatha Harkness seen in WandaVision.
What’s going on in Ultimate X-Men #34? The pages in that issue aren’t wordless, but have narration. It’s the same story nonetheless. After getting shot by assailants while at the diner, Ultimate Wolverine hides out at Ultimate Peter Parker’s house. (They had met in a previous story.) After taking some time to heal, the same assailants then find Peter’s house and attacks. This was the first chapter in the “Blockbuster” crossover, involving the X-Men, Spidey, and Daredevil, as a paramilitary group hunted the heroes all over New York. The villains are later revealed to be agents of Weapon X, who don’t like how Wolverine is running around unchecked.
Fantastic or frightful? A terrific action-packed issue. Reed is pushed to the edge, while Dr. Doom gets to powerful he’s untouchable. At this point the story, things truly feel hopeless for our heroes, and yet we readers know it’s almost time for the big 500th issue.
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Rewatching DuckTales! The series goes full-on disaster movie, in more ways than one, in episode 57, “The Uncrashable Hindentanic.”
Here’s what happens: Scrooge and rival millionaire Glomgold are at it again. They make a bet, with Glomgold saying he’ll sell Scrooge a piece of property that Scrooge is certain to lose money on. The property turns out to be an antique dirigible, or zeppelin, called the Hindentanic. It’s a wreck, but Scrooge is determined to get it up and flying again. Various members of the wealthy elite join the maiden flight, including aging actress Gloria Swansong and movie producer Irwin Mallard.
Launchpad has yet another plane crash, so Scrooge fires him before Launchpad gets a chance to pilot the Hindentanic. He’s replaced by Captain Foghorn (last seen in episode 21, “Bermuda Triangle Tangle”). The transatlantic flight gets under way, with Swansong trying to connive her way into Mallard’s new movie, and Glomgold stowing away in disguise to sabotage everything. The ship passes through a meteor shower (!), where Foghorn flees and Launchpad takes over as pilot.
After another series of mishaps caused by Glomgold, the ship starts leaking hot air. It lowers in the atmosphere and (of course) it hits an iceberg and sinks. It looks as though Scrooge has lost the bet, but Irwin Mallard filmed the whole thing for his newest disaster movie, which is a hit. Scrooge gets a cut of the cash, and everyone celebrates at the premiere.
Humbug: For Scrooge, this episode is all about his quick thinking, coming up with a solution for every problem that comes his way.
Junior Woodchucks: Huey, Dewey and Louie serve as bellhops aboard the ship, but then are later seen working in the engine room. I guess they’re just filling in wherever needed.
Fasten your seatbelts: Scrooge rehires Launchpad because, as he puts it, he needs someone both smart enough to repair the ship’s engine, but also dumb enough to climb onto the outside of the ship to do it. Launchpad also is a skilled skywriter, except that he misspells Hidentanic as “Hidenpanic.”
Maid and maiden: There’s a seriously unfortunate fat-shaming joke in this, where the ship needs ballast, so they just use Mrs. Beakeley. A real low point for show’s attempts at humor.
Foul fowls: Glomgold’s comeuppance happens offscreen. We know he lost the bet, but we don’t see him face any other consequences for his almost killing everyone.
Down in Duckburg: The opening scene has Scrooge buying useless used tires from Glomgold, only to sell them as tire swings for all the kids in town. He says he’s made “a fortune” from this.
Reference row: Almost too many references to count. The real-life tragedies of the Titanic and the Hindenburg are the most obvious, but the episode seems more interested in spoofing celebrities of different eras and backgrounds, including Gloria Swanson, Irwin Allen, John D. Rockefeller, Burt Bacharach, and Carl Sagan. I also wonder if the classic 1983 PC game Murder on the Zinderneuf could have been an influence.
Thoughts on this viewing: This episode is something of an outlier among DuckTales episodes. While most follow adventure-movie templates, this one is structured as a farce. It’s a bunch of subplots that crisscross with each other at various times for humorous impact. A few years after this, The Simpsons and Animaniacs would do the celebrity spoof humor much better.
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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. We know Dr. Doom is back and that he means business. In vol. 3 #68 legacy #497, he makes his first move.
Previously, Dr. Doom reunited with lost love Valeria, also the namesake of Reed and Sue’s baby daughter. Doom sacrificed his Valeria to become an all-powerful sorcerer, magically transforming her dead body into his new supernatural armor. This issue begins with a lighter tone, with a week’s worth of gags with Johnny acting as the FF’s chief financial officer, refusing over and over again to give Ben an increase in his allowance. At the end of the week, Ben drops a gigantic water balloon with his own face on it onto Johnny.
Cut to another dimension, where Reed and Sue are exploring, and under attack by froglike monsters who speak only in long streams of numbers. While fighting and escaping their way through the place with lots of Reed’s technobabble, Sue brings up the mysterious event that occurred in baby Valeria’s bedroom (from vol. 3 issue #61). Sue’s theory is that the event was magic. Reed says he doesn’t believe in magic, and that what other call magic is that which science hasn’t yet explored.
Cut to the moon, where Medusa and Crystal are babysitting Franklin and Valeria. Franklin is trying to get Valeria to say her first word, but Medusa says she’s still young to talk. Sue appears through a portal/teleporter thingie to pick up the kids. Johnny is still mad at Ben for the whole water balloon thing, and Reed uncharacteristically joins Johnny in plotting a revenge prank. Sue, meanwhile, sneaks some allowance money to Ben, while Ben also tries to get Valeria to say her first word. Ben wonders if Valeria will grow up to be a genius like Reed. Sue breaks down, remembering that Valeria would not have survived her birth without Dr. Doom’s help, and she wonders if the baby is safe. She sets the baby aside to play with some blocks. Once Valeria is alone, she sees an image of Dr. Doom on the block, telling her “I am your godfather.”
Cut the other end of that conversation, where Doom is in his castle talking to a giant protection of Valeria’s face (it looks really weird). He recaps the story of Valeria’s birth. He then says that her birth was a gift to him, and how she is the means for him to finally get his vengeance against Reed. He says the baby is his familiar, his eyes and ears inside the Baxter Building, and a conduit for his sorcery. He restates that he made a vow that Valeria would forever be under his protection, but that vow did not extend to the rest of her family.
In Reed’s lab, he, Johnny, and Franklin are whipping up a device that will make Ben burp for a week. But then it malfunctions, with strange green energy flowing from it. Johnny fights the energy while Reed gets Franklin to safety, except that the energy seems focused on Franklin. Reed sends Franklin through the portal to the moon. Elsewhere in the building, with no knowledge of the battle going on, Sue thinks Valeria is trying to say something. And then the big moment – baby Valeria says her first word…
“Doom.”
Back with the others, Franklin is about to step through the portal and return to the moon, but Reed senses something is wrong. The portal transforms, and now there are demons on the other side. The snatch Franklin and run off with him, as he cries out, “Daddy!”
To be continued!
Unstable molecule: Reed’s expedition to the trinary code universe was to collect photonuclear crystals, which can be used as batteries and advance solar power tech by several years.
Fade out: Is it out of character for Sue to suggest magic rather than science as a possibility? Remember that in the miniseries Before the Fantastic Four: The Storms, Sue’s first big adventure involved magic and vampires, so this has been a deeply-buried part of her personality since the start.
Clobberin’ time: When Ben finally gets his allowance from Fantastic Four Inc., it’s only $20. How much did the giant water balloon cost?
Flame on: The issue suggests that Ben’s water balloon temporarily shorted out Johnny’s powers, even though we’ve seen him be so powerful that water can’t douse his flame anymore. I think we can assume he’s merely angry after being embarrassed.
Fantastic fifth wheel: Both Medusa and Crystal are shown as doing just since the Inhumans relocated back to the moon. The FF and the kids have apparently become regular visitors on the moon.
Four and a half: Franklin expresses excitement about helping Reed in his lab. I don’t recall him being a wannabe scientist previously.
Our gal Val: Lots of foreshadowing concerning Valeria. All this talk about her inheriting Reed’s genius and her weird connection to Dr. Doom. This issue basically establishes who Valeria will be as a character.
Commercial break: Am I reading this right? NBC, Amazon, Warner Bros., and the BBC all had a hand in making this show?
Trivia time: The Marvel Wiki identifies these demons as “Neitherdemons” (note the use of the letter “i”), but their Wiki entry just leads to a page about demons in Marvel in general.
Fantastic or frightful? A fast-paced issue that flies by as you’re reading it, so you’re barely able to take in how huge the Doom/Valeria revelation is. The science vs. magic conflict is set up for the next few issues though, and it’s going to go places. Brace yourself.
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Rewatching DuckTales! Time to get our classical literature freak on again in episode 56, “Duck in the Iron Mask.”
We begin at a softball game, where Dewey is up to bat, frustrated that the cheering audience thinks he’s Huey. (“I’m the one in blue-y!” he says.) He’s frustrated with everyone not knowing which triplet is which. He’s also enamored with a girl in the crowd named Becky Waddle, only to learn she doesn’t know which brother he is as well. Back at the mansion, Scrooge and Launchpad are investigating a country so small that it doesn’t appear on any maps, the tiny kingdom of Montedumas, run by old friend of Scrooge’s Count Roy. The two of them had many shwashbuckling adventures in their younger days. Scrooge wants to visit his old pal to make a business deal.
As everyone prepares for the trip, Dewey shows up with a whole new look. He hopes his outrageous clothes will stop everyone from mistaking him for his brothers. Upon arriving in Montedumas, Scrooge discovers the people are living in an oppressive regime that taxes them mercilessly. He demands an audience with Count Roy, who acts as though he has never met Scrooge. For not paying the local taxes, Scrooge and Launchpad are locked up in a tower, while the nephews are locked up in a separate cell.
Inside jail, Scrooge and Launcpad meet the Duck in the Iron Mask, the country’s most feared criminal. Turns out Iron Mask is the real heir, and one on the throne is his evil twin brother. In the other cell, Dewey comes up with an escape plan, but one that requires the three boys to look alike. Using some conveniently-placed mirrors, Dewey tricks the guards into all three boys are in the cell, while Huey and Louie sneak out a chimeny.
Donning musketeer outfits, Huey and Louie help Scrooge, Launchpad, and Iron Mask escape from the tower. They rescue Dewey, and the whole group confronts the fake Count Roy and his guards. After much slapstick swordfighting, our heroes win the day. Count Roy yields, and Iron Mask retakes the kingdom as the Count of Montedumas. He provides Scrooge with a generous financial reward in hopes that Scrooge will invest it wisely. Huey and Louie praise Dewey for his ingenious escape plan, telling him, “You’re one of a kind.”
Humbug: The flashback to Scrooge’s younger days shows him during a time when fun and adventure were more important to him than his vast wealth.
Junior Woodchucks: In addition to his being fed up with being an identical triplet, Dewey is also portrayed as the smart one of three nephews, an expert in coming up with escape plans. The other two also have their own personalities this time. Louie is the heroic leader type, while Louie is the laid-back wisecracker.
Fasten your seatbelts: Launchpad’s helicopter has “L-11” painted on the side. I’m assuming that the “L” stands for Launchpad. A big dollar sign on the front of the helicopter, however, suggests that the copter is owned by Scrooge.
Foul fowls: Count Roy is a generic villain, overtaxing his people to make himself rich. More interesting his enforcer Pietro, played by go-to Disney villain Pete. This is Pete’s fourth appearance in DuckTales. Either there’s a whole family of Petes in this universe, or Pete is some master of disguise type.
Down in Duckburg: According to the Disney wiki, this is the only appearance of Becky Waddle, the girl with a crush on Huey (or maybe Dewey). It’s left to the imagination how this romance might have played out.
Reference row: Contrary to popular belief, author Alexandre Dumas never wrote a novel called Man in the Iron Mask. Rather, he wrote that story as the third part of his novel The Vicomte of Bragelonne, which itself was the third part of his Three Musketeers trilogy. Or, The Romances of D’Artagnan, if we’re being truly accurate. This episode is all about both the Man in the Iron Mask and the Three Musketeers overall.

Thoughts upon this viewing: It’s not often that that the show gives the three nephews distinct personalities, let alone an episode that emphasizes this. That alone makes this one a standout. All the Three Musketeers stuff is also a lot of fun. I would have liked the final swordfight to be more action-y and less jokey, but that’s DuckTales for you.
Next: “Jack!” “Rose!” “Jack!” “Rose!” “Jack!” “Rose!”
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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Ever since the new team of Mark Waid and Mike Wieringo took over the series, it’s been lighthearted character-based stories. But now, in vol. 3 #67 legacy #496, it’s time to get serious.
We begin with Dr. Doom, but not a Doom we recognize. Instead of his famous armor and cloak, he’s wearing a simple suit with a plain metal mask over his face. He is consulting with a fortune-teller, who senses that his destiny was recently altered, and that he dwells on remorse. He explains that because of his genius, he has seen the whole of creation, but it has never truly brought him what he sought in life. He states, “A new life can begin.” The fortune-teller senses that Doom is referring to his lost love Valeria, who went into hiding after their last encounter. Doom says, “I will trade everything that I am for her love.”
We then see that Doom is in a tourist-y boardwalk in Cassamonte, Georgia, where there are a bunch of psychics around. Doom scoffs at them all for imitators of true magic-users. He also takes a moment to scoff at America in general, going on about how uncivilized it all is. He’s here because this where Valeria’s trail has gone cold.
At the next fortune-teller, Doom reflects on his youthful romance with Valeria. She was there to comfort him when his mother died, and the two of them found his father’s secret stash of magical books and items. They both studied Doom’s father’s work. Doom combines magic and science, while Valeria becomes an accomplished Sorceress. They fought to protect their families from outsiders, until an American man came and offered Doom the change for an education in NYC. The flashback ends, and Doom gives the fortune-teller crap for “cheapening” the art of divination.
At his hotel, Doom has an encounter with a woman and a small child. The child breaks out crying in Doom’s presence, even though the child is blind, and therefore not frightened by Doom’s mask. In his hotel room, with all the electronics unplugged, Doom lays out some Tarot cards, focusing on one, marked “The Star.”
The next day, Doom consults yet another fortune-teller, which means it’s time for another flashback. Familial obligations meant that Valeria could not join Doom for college in the U.S. She begged him stay, be he left in hopes gaining more knowledge and power. She gave him an ultimatum – his college life or life with her. So he left her behind. Then it’s the part of the story we’re more familiar with, Doom using a combination of experimental science and dark magic to find his mother’s soul in the afterlife. The whole thing blows up in his face. He’s forever scarred, and he blames that darned Reed Richards for interfering.
The flashback ends, and this fortune-teller reveals she’s no phony, but a genuine sorceress. She tells him Valeria’s house is just down the street, and she knows Doom is in town searching for her. Doom confronts Valeria, giving her a locket with photos (paintings?) of the two of them inside. He asks her to come back to Latveria with him. He says he has removed his famous armor to no longer be the man he once was. With Valeria, he can be a new man.
To prove his point, Doom removes his mask in front of her. (His face remains in shadow for the readers.) She doesn’t react in horror, and Doom takes this to mean that she still has feelings for him. He reiterates how he has changed, and that he’s willing to renounce science if she merely takes his hand. “Your love will make me a changed man,” he says. After another moment of indecision, Valeria gives in and takes his hand.

The locket then flows with green light, and creepy runes appear all over Valeria’s skin. Doom says that when he was young, he chose science over sorcery, but now she’s going back on that choice. He further explains that he’s recently been in contact with a group of netherdemons who promised to make him a great magician, but only if he sacrificed something of great value – something only Valeria could give him.
Then things get really weird. Valeria’s flesh separates from her body, leaving only a skeleton behind. Valeria’s skin wraps around Doom, forming a new set of armor, complete with some of the glowing runes. “I will miss you more than any will ever imagine,” Doom says, “but I will always hold you close to me.”
Unstable molecule: We could almost call this the second Dr. Doom only issue of Fantastic Four, except Reed does appear in two panels in the flashback. Another flashback panel is of Doom fighting all four of the FF, and that’s all we get of our heroes this issue.
Our gal Val: This issue makes no mention of Doom insisting that Reed and Sue name their daughter Valeria in exchange for his saving her and Sue’s lives. Rest assured, though, that this fact will be brought up before this story arc is over.
Commercial break: Heck yeah Heroclix! The Hulk one got stronger the more damage it took.
Trivia time: Tracking Valeria’s story through Marvel history is a little tricky. Their romance was initially told in an expanded retelling of Doom’s origin in Marvel Super Heroes #20. They were first reunited when Diablo kidnapped her and Doom came to her rescue. When she saw the man Doom had become, she rejected him. Later, in Incredible Hulk #144, when Doom succeeded in mind-controlling the Hulk, he hoped this would impress Valeria. Valeria sabotaged Doom’s plan, rejecting him again. Even though she convinced the Hulk not to kill Doom in the final battle, she then went into hiding in the end. As of this writing, Valeria has never returned, remaining dead to this day.
What inspired this change of heart for Dr. Doom? We don’t really know at this point. His last appearance before this was in Standoff, an Avengers-based crossover where he attempted to conquer the country of Slokovia while the Avengers fought amongst themselves.
Based on my cursory googling, the star card of the Tarot usually represents a hopeful future with bright prospects, but some sources say quite the opposite, symbolizing loss, theft, and abandonment.
Fantastic or frightful? It seems goofy at the start of the issue to see Dr. Doom walking around in a suit talking to fortune-tellers, but the story reveals a reason for it all. The ending is one of the most notorious Dr. Doom scenes, and one that a lot of comic fans point to as being among the height of his villainy. It also promises big things to come as the series gears up for the big 500th issue.
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Rewatching DuckTales! A major character in the Disney duck mythology finally makes his presence known in the series, in episode 55, “Dime Enough for Luck.”
Here’s what happens: Scrooge is spending a leisurely brunch with a relative, Gladstone Gander. Gladstone claims he always has good luck everywhere he goes. He asks for Scrooge with help paying his rent, and Scrooge refuses. Scrooge is also preoccupied because he’s heard Magica De Spell is in town, and he fears she’ll come after his money. Magica is nearby, eavesdropping on them. Scrooge says he’s recently implemented a bunch of new security traps to keep Magica out, but he’ll let Gander inside to take a, well, gander at the source of Scrooge’s own luck – his number one dime.
Later, Magica contacts Gladstone, tricking him into thinking he’s won a contest. (He wins contests everywhere he goes.) She mesmerizes him into doing her evil bidding. Using his luck, Gladstone bumbles his way through all of Scrooge’s traps inside the Money Bin, allowing Magica to swoop in and steal the number one dime. She tells him that he’s lost his luck because he used it for a wicked purpose.
The next day (no word on how Gladstone got back out of the Money Bin), Gladstone discovers he has indeed lost his luck, as misfortune follows him during his day. Scrooge, meanwhile, is also having bad luck, with his many businesses suffering calamities. Gladstone shows up Scrooge’s house and they compare notes. Scrooge insists that Gladstone make up for what he’s done by recovering the dime. They hop on a plane and fly to Magica’s island fortress.
Scrooge and Gladstone make their way through the caverns in Magica’s island, fighting off a fire breathing rabbit (!) and other death traps. Scrooge and Gladstone confront Magica. Scrooge distracts Magica while Gladstone recovers the dime. Now Magica is the one with bad luck, as he spells backfire on her. Back home, Gladstone almost rethinks his reliance on his good luck, only to win tickets to a worldwide cruise out of nowhere. He offers to buy Scrooge breakfast.
Glad to be here: Gladstone Gander was a main character in the duck comics that inspired DuckTales, but his appearances in the show are few. His comics history emphasizes his unnatural good luck, but he was also something of a rival for Donald, often succeeding where Donald failed and even putting the moves on Daisy Duck. I’m unclear on how he is related to Scrooge. Some sources say he’s a distant cousin, but others say that Scrooge is Gladstone great uncle-in-law. He refers to Scrooge as “Uncle” throughout this episode.
Humbug: To travel to Magica’s island, Scrooge flies the plane himself, without needing Launchpad.
Down in Duckburg: In the past, we’ve seen Scrooge keep the number one dime in its display case in his mansion. In this episode, though, the dime and display case are now inside the Money Bin with the rest of the money. I assume Scrooge moved it there after he heard Magica was in town.
Foul fowls: Magica has filled her island with death traps similar to Scrooge’s security traps, suggesting that the two of them are more similar than we thought.
Reference row: In his mesmerized state, Gladstone hallucinates that he’s on a game show hosted by Bill Barker. This is clearly a spoof of Bob Barker, celebrity host of The Price is Right.

Thoughts upon this viewing: Introducing Gladstone Gander to the series is a nice tip of the hat to Disney history. It’s too bad the show’s creators didn’t use him more, because he brings a fun, quirky energy to this episode.
Next: Iron Duck.
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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Like all stories about corporate espionage, vol. 3 #66 legacy #495 ends with a giant blog and giant bugs.
In the previous issue, Johnny, in his new role as the FF’s chief financial officer, uncovered industrial espionage involving the team’s unstable molecule tech. But when a rival businessman swiped some unstable molecule fabric, he put in a lab, where the fabric became even more unstable, growing wildly out of control. As the issue begins, Johnny provides a little more explanation, saying the molecules are adapting to anything they touch, rapidly transforming them molecule-by-molecule. Johnny, his assistant Jian, and rival businessman Suarti escape Suarti’s building, which is rabidly being consumed by blob-like molecules.
Back at the new Baxter Building, Reed and a partially-shrunken Ben continue to fight the giant insect that followed the team home from an adventure in another dimension. Reed aims his shrinking machine at the insect, only for it short out at the last minute. Reed finds Sue driving along a country road (where is she?). He gives Jian Sue’s car and flies off with Sue. Then we’re back with Reed and Ben, where Reed reconfigures the shrinking ray to the opposite, growing Ben to gigantic size. With his new size comes new strength, and he punches out the insect.
At Suarti’s building, Johnny wants to Sue to surround the building with a force field. She says she’s not able to do a force field that big (what’s not mentioned is how she once surrounded all of Manhattan in force field). They briefly bicker about this being his fault with how he ran the FF’s business, and he argues that she’s the one who should have known better. He tells her she’s the one who needs to be responsible, so she tries the force field, sealing the entire building.
At HQ, Ben sends the insect back through a portal, to its home dimension. Reed gets a call from Johnny, and rushes off to get the unstable molecules under control. This leaves Ben stuck in the room in his giant state. He tries using the shrinking machine to get himself back to normal size, only to shrink himself all teeny-tiny.
Later, Sue does some damage control at the FF office, finding a comprehensive business plan written by Johnny and Jian. She says it’s filled with good ideas. She promotes Jian with a raise, and says she’ll keep Johnny on as financial manager on a provisional basis. Johnny says he can do the job, stating “I’m not always fourteen.” Sue says the job has some perks, as she puts Johnny on the phone with Ben as Ben asks for an increase in his allowance.
Unstable molecule: The insect manages to bite Reed in the arm, injuring him. This is a rare instance of his stretchy powers not able to block something sharp from hurting him.
Fade out: I don’t recall seeing this blue convertible sports car of Sue’s. She did have a cool car during Heroes Reborn, though, so maybe this is her retaining some memories from her time in that other universe.
Clobberin’ time: If Ben owns 25 percent of Fantastic Four Inc., then why does he have to come to them asking for an allowance? Maybe he’s the one who needs help with money management, not Johnny.
Flame on: Johnny’s assistant/coworker Jian will later return in the 2003 Human Torch solo series, where it’s suggested that she and Johnny have a bit of a romance brewing. Her only other appearance will be in issue #525, which briefly revisits Johnny’s businessman subplot.
Commercial break: Cereal should not be lime green.
Trivia time: This is the final appearance of businessman Jacob Suarti, as well as industrial saboteurs Ethan and Christi. This issue’s wrap-up reveals that Ethan and Chrisi were fired, and Suarti is off to prison. While the Marvel wiki identifies the alien insect as a “Leviote,” it has no entry in the wiki.
Fantastic or frightful? I’m not sure that I get the moral here. Sue wanted Johnny to learn responsibility, but she’s the one who really needs to learn responsibility? When has she ever been irresponsible? All the plot threads get wrapped up in a nice bow, and there’s some fun bits along the way, however, so I guess it’s all good.
Next: Skin job.
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Rewatching DuckTales! The show is usually not much for continuity, but in episode 54 we get an origin story in “Launchpad’s First Crash.”

Here’s what happens: While flying a shipment of dynamite cross country, Launchpad and Scrooge crash land in the desert. Launchpad announces that this is their 100th crash together. Around the campfire, they reminisce about their first meeting. Young Scrooge hired Young Launchpad for a dangerous rainforest expedition, thanks to Launchpad’s fearlessness and cheapness. The adventure has them flying through the Earth’s core (!) and then captured by a tribe of all-female Amazons. The Amazons use Scrooge and Launchpad as bait to capture a giant crab monster, and then put them to work as their servants.
Launchpad and Scrooge attempt an escape, facing another monster and an Amazon warrior along the way. They crash land near an all-male tribe, and are then attacked by giant bats in a cave. Launchpad drives off the bats with his harmonica. Scrooge finds a treasure trove of diamonds inside the cave, only to cause a cave in that buries everyone in the diamonds.
Launchpad escapes the cave-in, and reunites the two tribes to rescue Scrooge and the warrior. After more running around, Scrooge and the warrior are saved and the two tribes have peace. Scrooge and Launchpad fly through the Earth’s core again (!), except that Scrooge has to dump all the diamonds to get home. Back in the present, Scrooge thanks Launchpad for his willingness to always fly into the impossible.

Humbug: My thesis is that the series-long arc of DuckTales is Scrooge learning that his family and friends are more important than his money. But this is young Scrooge, who’s less miserly and more cavalier. In the frame story, he shows appreciation for everything Launchpad does, rather than insult him every time they crash.
Fasten your seatbelts: Young Launchpad is also an engineer, having built his plane from scratch. The episode ends with it in a museum, honored as the first airplane to fly through the Earth’s core.
Fowl fouls: While the Amazons seem villainous at first, they’re shown to be sympathetic later on. I guess that means the bats are this episode’s antagonist.
Reference row: The premise of transporting cargo of unstable explosives through treacherous terrain has been done lots of times, popularized mostly thanks to the 1953 thriller Wages of Fear.
Thoughts upon this viewing: This is how Launchpad and Scrooge first met, but that meeting was pretty basic. It’s all a setup for the jungle adventure, which is a lot of chases and escapes, but little character development.
Next: Glad to be here.
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