Fantastic Friday: The Fast and the Nick Fury-ous

Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. We’ve already established running your own country can be complex, but in issue #506, we learn that running a country while lying to your family is even more complex.

After defeating Dr. Doom in a battle that permanently scarred Reed’s face, Reed and the FF have taken over as the new leaders of Latveria, to fully undo everything Doom once did. This has caused an international incident, however, drawing ire from neighboring countries, the U.N., and S.H.I.E.L.D. Then, when Ben and Johnny investigated the local Latverian resistance, they were knocked out Doombots that were operated… by Reed!  

This issue begins with crime on the rise in Latveria, something we’re told didn’t happen in Doom’s reign. A shopkeeper stops a mugger and forces him to return a lady’s purse, saying that the people must not allow Latveria to become a lawless state. The shopkeeper argues in favor of becoming a more civilized, compassionate people. Then he’s alerted to the Hungarians and other neighboring countries amassing troops at Latveria’s border to take back land they believe is theirs. The U.S. military is also present, further complicating things.

Nick Fury meets with Reed inside Castle Doom. Reed refuses to back down, saying what he’s doing is an “independent operation” and that he will not hand over Dr. Doom’s technology to anyone. Reed says he’s making progress and that Latveria will soon have its own democratic election. Fury says Reed has a deadline, and then he teleports out of there. Sue arrives and asks about Ben and Johnny. Reed says they are being disciplined. We see Ben and Johnny unconscious in a cell. They wake and threaten Reed. Reed admits he’s been using the Doombots to make public examples of the resistance movement. He adds that only the FF know he’s the one controlling the Doombots.

Sue, Ben, and Johnny jump into action, protecting the people from the Doombots. Reed stays behind, saying to himself, “Take that, Victor.” The Latverians celebrate, cheering the FF as heroes. Alone, Reed admits that what he’s doing is still not enough, and that he’s run out of time. The other three return to the castle, and Reed admits the fight was a set-up, so that the people’s allegiance will now be with the FF against Doom, when/if Doom ever returns. Sue confronts Reed on his behavior, and he admits he’s more after revenge because Doom scarring his face. But then, Reed says that during the fight in issue #500, their children were endangered not because of Dr. Doom, but because of Sue’s inaction. He tells her “You were utterly useless. No… less than useless.”

Before the FF have to time to react to this horrific backstab, things get worse. Reed informs everyone that Nick Fury’s deadline is up, and that the U.N. are about to begin a mass invasion of Latveria. Sue, Ben, and Johnny leave Castle Doom in hopes of contacting Fury and putting a stop to the troops. Once he’s alone, Reed writes a letter to his teammates, stating that he had to drive them away, and that he hopes that somebody they can forgive him.

At the border, Fury tells the three FFers that Reed has given him no choice but to attack, thanks to his refusal to negotiate the U.N. Fury says he plans to apprehend Reed and him convicted on charges of treason against the United States. The scene then cuts back to Reed’s letter, and we see he started it with the words, “By the time you find this, I’ll be dead.”

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Fury says Reed is not willing to negotiate, but isn’t that what they’re doing at the start of the issue? And why doesn’t Fury just apprehend Reed when they’re in the same room? Maybe Reed was considered too powerful, surrounded by all of Dr. Doom’s tech, for Fury to take the risk.

Fade out: We’re not that far away from Marvel’s controversial Civil War mega-event, in which Sue and Reed will split up for a time. I wonder if the early seeds for the break-up are being planted with their conflict in this issue.

Clobberin’ time: In celebration, a bunch of Latverians lift up Ben and carry him around parade-style. Reminder that our old friend The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe: Deluxe Edition states that Ben weighs approximately 500 pounds.

Flame on: Johnny tells the Latverians not to look directly at him while he’s flamed on so they don’t hurt their eyes. But previous comics have established that he had relatively low light output when flamed on. I suspect this is him trying to sound like an awesome action hero, and not a continuity note.

Four and a half/Our gal Val: Reed takes a moment to ponder a photo of Franklin and Valeria before writing his fateful letter.

Trivia time: I tried looking up Nick Fury’s teleporter, but aside from listing “teleporter” among S.H.I.E.L.D. equipment, the Marvel Wiki has no other info on it. Other items listed under S.H.I.E.L.D. paraphernalia include beta-cloth, jetpacks, psi-blockers, hover-discs, hover-fliers, neutro-mist, uni-lens, floaters, sky-skimmers, sky-destroyers, and “conventional automobiles.”  

Fantastic or frightful? It’s frustrating because the whole time, the reader is wondering why Reed doesn’t just tell his teammates about his master plan. Previous Fantastic Four stories have shown that Reed is at his best when working alongside his family, rather than shutting them out. All I can say is, this is pretty much the mid-point of a much larger saga that writer Mark Waid is going for, so there are more twists and turns to come.

Next: Mo’ Moebius, mo’ problems.

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DuckTales rewatch – The Duck Who Would Be King

Rewatching DuckTales! Episode 67 is part two of the “Time is Money” five-parter. It’s a time-travel story introducing the new character Bubba, so this is a time travel story with Bubba at its center. He’s “The Duck Who Would Be King.”

Here’s what happens: To save a land deal with Glomgold from going bad, Scrooge uses a frozen substance named Bombastium to go back in time. Be he and the gang went too far back, to prehistoric times, taking Bubba the caveduck with them. This episode begins with the time crashing in ancient China. Bubba wants to help, but Scrooge dismisses him as a pest. Scrooge is enamored of a nearby city with a golden tower. He and Launchpad investigate, to find Mung-Ho, a man who has tricked the populace into thinking he has magic powers, about to execute the lovely and honest princess Sen-Sen. She encourages the people to “trust the prophecy.” Launchpad tries to save the day, but he and Scrooge also get captured.

But then Bubba rides his pet triceratops Tootsie through the city’s main gates, and everyone thinks he’s the “Great One” from the prophecy. Bubba is apparently king now, and he chooses Scrooge over Mung-Ho as his chief advisor. Scrooge sets Sen-Sen free and puts the city folk to work repairing the time machine. Scrooge wants to leave, but the Bombastium has melted. Sen-Sen believes this is Bubba fulfilling his destiny, but Scrooge won’t have it.

Launchpad and the nephews head up to the mountains to refreeze the Bombastium in the snowy peaks. Scrooge stays behind to find the royal palace has a gold vault much like his Money Bin back home. He then learns that Mung-Ho swindled the money out of the people through his stories about the Great One. Scrooge and Bubba put Mung-Ho on public trial, forcing him to return all the wealth back to the people. Mung-Ho flees the city and rallies an army of bandits, threatening to re-take the city.

The bandits send a giant to attack Scrooge. Fights him off with a pen laser. The bandits next attack the city gates, but Launchpad causes an avalanche to stop them. Mung-Ho and the bandits attack again, while Scrooge and co. discover the giant iron statue in the center of town is an ancient mech (!) and they defeat the villains Megazord-style. (Zordon: “Alpha, bring me my Zune!”) This and avalanche fulfill the second and third parts of the prophecy. With peace restored, Sen-Sen wants Bubba to stay, but Scrooge points out that Sen-Sen was the Great One all along. Our heroes hop back into the time machine and disappear off to next week’s episode.

Humbug: Distributing all wealth equally among the populace doesn’t seem like a very Scrooge McDuck thing to do, but that’s what he does here. Scrooge’s argument is that Mung-Ho conned people out of their money, instead of earning it with honest hard work. My thesis is that the series-long arc of DuckTales is about Scrooge learning that his family is more important than his money. Could Scrooge’s actions in this episode be inspired by his nephews’ good-hearted influence? Or Bubba’s, even?

Junior Woodchucks: Huey, Dewey and Louie don’t do much, other than come up with the plan to re-freeze the Bombastium. I suppose they’re on the bench so that new kid Bubba can get the spotlight.

Fasten your seatbelts: Launchpad falls for Sen-Sen in a big way, calling her “the girl of my dreams.” They say goodbye with not one but two passionate kisses.

Everybody walk the dinosaur: Bubba’s deal in this episode is his devotion to Scrooge, even mimicking Scrooge’s mannerisms in some scenes. Bubba’s also superhumanly strong, throwing around city guards without breaking a sweat.

Fowl fouls: Mung-Ho is a villain type we’ve seen several times already in DuckTales. He’s set himself up as dictator of an old-timey society, profiting off the locals’ superstitions. His particular gimmick is using fireworks to make the city folk think he has magic powers.

Reference row: Rudyard Kipling first published The Man Who Would Be King in an 1888 story collection hilariously titled The Phantom Rickshaw and Other Eerie Tales. The story is about two lost soldiers who find a remote village and set themselves up as its new kings – and then it doesn’t go well for them. It’s been adapted several times, including a 1975 film starring Sean Connery and Michael Caine.

Thoughts on this viewing: This is a lot of plot for a one-off episode, with court intrigue, a prophecy, and a big battle at the end. The point, though, is to further establish Bubba as the cool new regular character. Again, I want to like Bubba because of his antics, but I question just how much story potential he could have.

Next: Back to school.

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Fantastic Friday: Mother Doom

Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. We’re still in Latveria in issue #505, dealing with international intrigue, political unrest, and… Dr. Doom’s mother?!?

After defeating Dr. Doom in the epic issue #500, the FF have set up shop as the new leaders of Latveria. This is to keep Doom’s tech from falling into the wrong hands, to offer a better life for the Latverian people, to ensure that Doom has no more resources at his disposal when he no doubt returns from the dead. This has stirred things up internationally, with Hungary making a move for the Latverian border, and Nick Fury monitoring the situation from the U.N.

We begin with Reed, whose face was irreparably scarred in the with Dr. Doom, addressing the Latverians on television. He flat-out states that the world will be a better place without Doom. He officially declares himself sovereign of Latveria, and he assures the locals that the FF are not the enemy. He says the FF are at work planting new crops and dismantling Doom’s weapons.

As a show of good faith, Reed opens the gates to Castle Doom and invites the Latverians inside to, as he puts it, “help exorcise its demons.” As the people roam the castle, Reed encourages to take whatever they want, or destroy whatever they want. When one Latverian wants to save a painting of Dr. Doom’s mother, Reed destroys the portrait saying it’s only a painting, and he questions whether there’s any point in honoring the woman who brought a monster like Doom into the world.

Then a man with a bomb vest threatens to blow everyone up, only for Sue and Ben to stop him easily. Reed asks Johnny to investigate the resistance movement. Ben then gets in Reed’s face, saying this was a message. The people saw the FF defeat an enemy humanely, as opposed to what the Doombots would have done. He then asks Reed if Reed is certain they found and destroyed all the Doombots, and Reed doesn’t answer.

At the U.N., there’s a heated debate, until one official gives Nick Fury an ultimatum. He has 48 hours to get the FF out of Latveria. If he fails, then a coalition of 39 nations, including China and Russia, will declare war on both Latveria and the U.S. At Castle Doom, Franklin doesn’t like being there and won’t look Reed in the eye. He and baby Valeria return through a “teleportal” to the moon, where Crystal is taking care of them. Ben then takes Reed to task about how Reed has been handling things, arguing that he’s doing the right thing in the wrong way, and that being in Latveria is messing with Reed’s head.

Ben later teams up with Johnny as they locate a hideout for the resistance in the back room of a pub. The resistance members surrender in fear of the two of them, and then a bunch Doombots attack. Ben and Johnny can’t fight them at full strength for fear of injuring the Latverians. They try to call their teammates for backup, but their communicators short out. As Ben is knocked to the ground by the Doombots, he looks up to see Reed controlling them with a remote.

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Reed recognizes the bomber’s vest as black market Wakandan technology, complete with Vibranium. I tried to search if this is a reference to another Marvel storyline happening at this time, but nothing came up.

Fade out/Clobberin’ time: Sue tries to take Reed’s side in the argument with Ben, but then she crosses a line when she says Reed’s doing this for Franklin and Valeria as well, and if Ben had kids of his own, he’d understand. This upsets Ben, who storms off, commenting that he’s not blood kin to the rest of the FF. This is something that doesn’t come up often, as Ben is normally considered one of the family.

Flame on: Johnny flirts with some Latverian girls at the pub, but this is revealed to be a ruse to find the hidden location of the resistance.

Fantastic fourth wheel: Crystal is seen on one panel, offering her aid if the FF needs, anytime of day or night.

Four and a half: Fraklin is clearly still dealing with the trauma he experienced during the big Dr. Doom fight, as he’s awfully gloomy during his visit.

Our gal Val: Baby Valeria is in one panel, and it appears they’re aging up from baby to toddler. Or maybe Crystal just dressed her in unusually baggy clothes.

Commercial break: This ad/contest for the kids’ version of Trading Spaces goes on for three pages.

Trivia time: Who was Dr. Doom’s mother? Cynthia Von Doom was a powerful sorceress, who once lost control of power and accidentally destroyed a Latverian village. Vladimir Fortunov, the former monarch of Latveria had her sentenced to death. Fortunov was then overthrown by Dr. Doom, who has (mostly) been ruler of Latveria ever since. Rescuing Cynthia’s soul from Hell has long been a motivation for Doom, including the experiment that destroyed his face. This has long been a part of Marvel lore, but a lot of fans don’t know is that Doom succeeded in freeing his mother in the 1989 graphic novel Doctor Strange and Doctor Doom: Triumph and Torment. Cynthia wasn’t brought back to life, but her soul ascended from Hell to live a better afterlife.   

Fantastic or frightful? Readers often criticize Reed Richards as being an unlikable character. It’s easy to see that in issues like this, where Reed goes to such extremes that he alienates his own family. I believe the creators’ intent is to show how Reed is flawed, but we will see. I did some reading ahead, and the FF’s relationships are going to get more strained before they get better.

Next: The fury of Fury.

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DuckTales rewatch – Making Time

Reatching DuckTales! Season two begins with a multi-part episode debuting a new main character in episode 66, “Making Time.”

What’s all this, then? Season two of DuckTales was a mere ten episodes, telling two five-part stories. Both originally aired as a two-hour “movie,” and then later as five episodes. The first, which we’re dealing with today, aired in syndication under the name “Time is Money.”

Here’s what happens: After some tense negotiation, Scrooge buys one of Glomgold’s private islands for $20 million. Scrooge pays $10 million cash (!) and Glomgold gives him 24 hours to deliver the second $10 million. Scrooge tells his nephews that although the island might look worthless to the outside, it contains old caveman paintings, and more importantly, a diamond mine. Glomgold listens in on this via a spy camera. He hires the Beagle Boys to set off an explosion, separating the diamonds from the rest of the island.

Scrooge returns to Duckburg and asks Gyro Gearloose for help in reuniting the two islands. Gyro says it’s an impossibility. Gyro, meanwhile, tells Huey, Dewey, and Louie that he’s discovered a new element named Bombastium that has time-travel properties, and he’s gone ahead and invented a time machine. Scrooge wants to go back in time to stop the explosion, and Launchpad is recruited to fly the time machine. They arrive three days in the past, about to crash into a plane. Launchpad resets the time machine to avoid the crash, and they end up in dinosaur times.   

Also in the dinosaur age, we meet a child caveman who uses his survival skills to outwit a pursuing T-rex. When he sees Scrooge emerge from the time machine, the caveman introduces himself as “Bubba” and worships Scrooge like a god. Scrooge wants to take advantage of being in the past by searching for the diamonds, but Bubba’s constant devotion of Scrooge gets in the way. That is until Louie deduces that Bubba’s cave home is the diamond mine. It’s also here that we meet Bubba’s pet triceratops, Tootsie. Scrooge leaves markers in the cave to stake a claim on diamonds in the future while also bringing home a valuable dinosaur skeleton, everyone discovers that the time machine is missing.

Bubba then reveals he has bloodhound-like tracking skills, and he picks up the scent of the time machine. The trail leads back to the T-rex, who is keeping the time machine in a nest, like a big egg. They defeat the T-rex by making it slip on banana peels (!). The boys want to bring Bubba to the present with them, but Scrooge says he belongs in his own time. There’s a sad goodbye, only for the T-rex to attack again. The nephews dump the dinosaur bones to chase off the T-rex, which also gives Bubba and Tootsie an opening to sneak on board the time machine. The time machine takes off again, to parts and time unknown.

Humbug: Scrooge just happens to be walking around with $10 million cash hidden inside his hat. Could stuff like this be setting up his need to hire an accountant in the near future?

Junior Woodchucks: The nephews have boom box and recordings of a shouty rock n’ roll DJ, which gives Bubba some taste of modern times. Bubba enjoys the rock and roll.

Fasten your seatbelts: The time machine has been built into helicopter form, so Launchpad is able to fly it.

Everybody walk the dinosaur: Welcome to the series, Bubba the Caveduck! You’d think there wouldn’t be much story potential in having a neanderthal join the main cast, but Bubba makes a good case for himself. He’s depicted as resourceful and quick-thinking, able to help out in a fight, while also being fun and friendly and fascinated by cool 20th century stuff.

Great gadgeteer: See if you can follow this. Gyro accidentally discovered the time-traveling Bombastium when trying to invent a new flavor of popsicle. This gives the episode a ticking clock, as the characters can only stay in the past so long as the time machine’s frozen popsicle fuel doesn’t melt.

Foul fowls: Glomgold doesn’t know his personal island has a diamond mine, but he does have the place outfitted with secret cameras? Whatever. The Beagle Boys in this episode are the classic trio of Burger, Big Time, and Bouncer.

Reference row: Although the titular vehicle in 1960’s The Time Machine wasn’t a helicopter, it nonetheless appears to be an inspiration for the one in this episode.

Thoughts on this viewing: For a go-back-in-time-and-meet-dinosaurs story, this one is surprisingly plot-heavy. But it does the job of telling us everything we need to know about our new hero. It’s also a good-looking episode. The second half of DuckTales is famously not as visually impressive as the first half due to changes in animators, but this one is a big step forward. I don’t know if the budget got increased or if everyone was simply inspired to put their best feet forward, but it shows.

Next: King me.

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Fantastic Friday: Hungary Hungary hippos

Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. What does it take to run a country? What if that country has laser deathtraps? That’s question facing our heroes in issue #504.

The battle between the FF and Dr. Doom ended with Doom sent to Hell (no, really) and it left Reed’s face irreparably scarred. Now the FF have traveled to Latveria to keep Doom’s advanced tech from falling into the wrong hands. Once there, the FF saw the Latverian populace not knowing anything other than Doom’s rule, and potential invasion from neighboring Hungary. So Reed planted a makeshift FF flag over Castle Doom and proclaimed “We’re not going home.”

This issue begins with Nick Fury meeting with two unnamed U.N. officials about the situation. A Hungarian ambassador says Dr. Doom stole land from Hungary and the Hungarians are willing to re-take it by force. Fury says that Reed’s efforts are preventing violence and chaos from breaking out in that part of Europe. The U.N. Secretary General says Reed is a private citizen and his actions are wholly unsanctioned and carry grave consequences.

It’s morning at Castle Doom, and political protestors wearing Dr. Doom masks surround the place. Sue, Ben, and Johnny wake up wearing strange devices on their heads. Over breakfast, Reed promises to explain them when the time is right. Reed takes everyone outside to do some exploring. Outside the castle, more Latverians protest the FF’s presence there. The point is again made that the Latverians are misguided, thinking that Doom was benevolent because he supplied all their needs, but only in exchange for their absolute, unquestioning loyalty. Sue says it’s easier for them to live in ignorance rather than constant fear. It’s then that Sue realizes the head devices taught the FF to speak Latverian while they slept.

The FF arrive at a building with no doors or windows. Inside it, they find a guillotine, a symbol of Latveria’s violent past. (Except that there appears to blood all over the guillotine. Was it used recently?) They try showing it to the Latverians, who don’t know what to make of it. Fearing that the Latverians will think this is a threat from the FF, the FF then destroy the guillotine in front of everyone.

Then it’s back to the castle, where there’s more talk about how Doom controlled the media in Latveria for years and conditioned the populace to think of the FF as evil enemies. Ben argues that being a genius in astrophysics doesn’t necessarily qualify Reed to run a government, and that the Latverians should be allowed to work things out on their own with their newfound freedom. Sue says Reed is at his best when following his heart rather than his mind, and she encourages Reed to stop looking at Latveria like a science problem he can solve.

They venture into tunnels beneath the castle, fighting their way past all of Doom’s leftover automated defenses. This includes deadly lasers and a “temporal labyrinth,” in which the FF must travel through dinosaur times and back. They eventually reach a giant underground chambre full of nuclear weapons.

After being silent and stoic throughout the issue, Reed finally explains his thoughts. He says it’s inevitable that Dr. Doom will return from the dead, because he always does. Reed says that when Doom returns, he will again rise to power in Latveria through his wealth, sovereignty and diplomatic immunity. He further says that only the Fantastic Four has the power and the know-how to properly dismantle all of Doom’s weapons and infrastructure. “When he does rise again, he finds we’ve left him with nothing,” Reed says. The FF then join their hands together in their classic “4” pose.

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Reed says his learn-a-language-while-you-sleep devices are an old design from several years earlier. I tried looking it up to see if this is a reference to a past comic, but couldn’t come up with anything.

Fade out: Sue’s rarely-used ability to make visible anything that is invisible comes in handy, as one of Doom’s leftover deathtraps is a hallway filled with invisible razor wire.

Clobberin’ time/Flame on: Ben wakes from a dream about a bra-wearing monkey (!) and Johnny ridicules him about this throughout the issue.

Commercial break: “Alpha, bring me my Zune!”

Trivia time: Although introduced with his classic title of “Colonel,” Nick Fury was full-on director of S.H.I.E.L.D. at this point, and was popping up all over the Marvel Universe. After this story arc, his next appearance was in the 2004 Secret Wars, where he’s the one who discovered previously unseen connections between a bunch of Marvel’s biggest bad guys.

Fantastic or frightful? On one hand, it’s frustrating that Reed doesn’t tell his teammates what he’s up to right from the start. Yes, he does have a history of withdrawing into himself like this, but it seems like all this drama and tension could have been avoided with one simple conversation. On the other hand, superhero comics are often criticized for the heroes for only punching and fighting, and not enacting any real social change, so here’s a storyline attempting just that.

Next: Mother Doom.

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DuckTales rewatch – Til Nephews Do Us Part

Rewatching DuckTales! It’s the season one finale! Episode 65, “Til Nephews Do Us Part,” is famous for having tons of cameos of characters from past episodes. But does it work a conclusion to everything the show has done up to this point?

What’s all this, then? How is 65 episodes a season? The way these syndicated Monday-through-Friday cartoons worked is that they were produced as a 65-episode package and sent out to affiliates all over the country to air as they saw fit. The 65 episodes was just enough for 13 weeks, allowing the networks to air the entire season beginning to end four times in one year. This was standard for TV animation in the 80s, but the distribution of DuckTales is about to get really weird after this.

Here’s what happens: Huey, Dewey and Louie are excited to join Scrooge on expedition to find the lost relics of Malaysia. The relics are on protected land, however, so Scrooge plots to buy the land. This puts him in negotiations with rival millionaire Millionara Vanderbucks. She doesn’t accept his offer, but she does invite him to dinner. Scrooge is smitten, losing interest in his search for the relics. As the two continue to hit it off, the kids grow mistrustful of Millionara. When she’s alone, Millionara monologues about how the romance is a ruse, and she’s really after Scrooge’s fortune.

Scrooge proposes to Millionara (a “merger” as he calls it), and then the nephews and Webby overhear Millionara talking about her scheme. Millionara also plans to send the kids away to school and to fire Mrs. Beakely, so she has Scrooge all to herself. Everybody convinces Scrooge to resume his quest for the lost relics. Scrooge sees this as an opportunity for a wedding gift for Millionara, while the boys use the adventure to pull pranks on Millionara and split up the couple. The pranks backfire, putting Millionara in danger. Scrooge rescues her heroically, and their bond grows stronger.

All of Duckburg shows up for the big wedding. There are some subplots about the Beagle Boys sneaking into the wedding, and best man Donald Duck dropping the ring down a sewer grate and chasing after it. Just before saying “I do,” it finally dawns on Scrooge that Millionara is only after him for his money. Then Scrooge’s ex, Glittering Goldie, shows up with a shotgun. Jealous, she chases Scrooge out of the wedding.

Humbug: My thesis is that the series-long arc of DuckTales is Scrooge learning that his family is more important than his fortune. This season finale goes against that in a big way. Every other line of dialogue is some joke about how rich he is. The big wedding takes place in a bank instead of a church, the bouquets are dollar bills instead of flower, and so on. There’s some talk about the nephews not wanting to be split up, but act 3 of the episode is all about saving Scrooge’s money, and not his family.

Junior woodchucks: One of the nephews’ pranks is switch Millionara’s mosquito repellent with a mosquito attractor. How is that a thing?

Fasten your seatbelts: Launchpad joins everyone for the search for the relics (which they never find) and later uses his helicopter to dump rice all over the outside of the wedding.

Maid and maiden: Millionara threatens to send Webby to finishing school, to which Webby responds “I don’t want to be finished!” That’s an interesting glimpse into her character.

In the Navy: This is Donald Duck’s final appearance in DuckTales. As the mid-80s became the late-80s, Disney was picking up steam on a lot of new animated content that would become the big Disney Renaissance, so perhaps Donald was considered too valuable of an IP for daytime TV.

Great gadgeteer: Gyro shows up at the wedding with a rice-throwing machine. It throws the rice in Donald’s face, which is what causes Donald to lose Scrooge’s ring.

Fowl fouls: Little is known about Millionara, and her only motivation is pure greed. At one point, she’s described as the “world’s wealthiest woman,” which makes me wonder why Scrooge has never heard of her before this.

Down in Duckburg: Cameos! Knowing this was the last episode of the season (or ever?) the animators went nuts filling the background at the wedding with characters from past episodes. This includes main characters like Doofus, Glomgold, and Magica, semi-regular characters like Gladstone Gander and the guys from the Explorers Club, and tons of one-off characters from previous episodes. The Disney Wiki has the whole list if you want to bother.

Reference row: Millionara Vanderbucks is of course a parody of the Vanderbilt family, once America’s wealthiest family. After making a fortune in railroads, the Vanderbilts got even richer with a number of other businesses. They famously lived in a group of mansions along Fifth Street in Manhattan. While there are still a lot of Vanderbilts around today, their empire isn’t what it once was. In terms of DuckTales, remember that Webby’s last name is Vanderquack. Distant relatives?

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Cornelius Vanderbilt. (A real-life Scrooge McDuck, maybe?)

Thoughts on this viewing: Because of all the cameos, I’m assuming this was always intended to the season one wrap-up. But it’s all just corny jokes, without any of the character themes or sense of adventure that the best DuckTales episodes have to offer. If the series had ended here, that would’ve been a disappointment. The good news is, there’s more DuckTales to come, with new characters, a spinoff in the works, and even a movie!

Next: Clan of the cave duck.

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Fantastic Friday: Exit through the gift shop

Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Back in issue #500, the FF defeated Dr. Doom but not before Doom scarred Reed’s face. We’re still dealing with the fallout of these events in issue #503. Also, guest artist Howard Porter takes over for Mike Weiringo for the next few issues.

We begin in the gift shop inside the new Baxter Building, where Fantastic Four fans are buying t-shirts and playing around with souvenirs. Some fans say it’s been a long time since the FF were sited in person, and they wonder if the heroes are even at home. Turn the page, and we see the wreckage from the recent fight against Dr. Doom has not yet been repaired.

Cut to Latveria, where we meet Nadja Morturo, a volunteer soldier in the army of Latveria. The captions tell us that the Latverian army is normally superfluous, as Dr. Doom’s mere presence was enough to protect the country’s borders. Now, however, word has gotten out (how?) that Dr. Doom is no longer on Earth and perhaps. Neighboring Hungary (!) takes advantage of this, as Hungarian troops attack the border. Then the FF show up and drive back the invaders in a huge fight.

Reed tells the Hungarians that if they consider invading Latveria again, he’ll hit the country with a computer virus. The army retreats. Reed says that while the U.N. debates what to about Latveria, he’s not going to let anyone help themselves to Dr. Doom’s technology while it unguarded. But then the locals protest, and the Latverian army turns on the FF. Ben says their real goal is not so much protecting the border, but getting inside Castle Doom.  

Reed gives the FF special armbands containing Doom’s DNA, which will help get past the castle’s automated security. Remember last issue, when Reed swiped some of Doom’s hair from the past. That hair is this DNA. They enter the castle, with Reed telling the staff, “There’s a new sheriff in town.” They make their way into Doom’s lab, where Doombots are storing all of Doom’s tech inside a “teleportation matrix,” to protect it all in case of Doom’s absence. They fight the Doombots and recover most of the tech.

Ben expresses some regret about walking around Castle Doom like they own the place. Reed is all business, however, wanting to keep Doom’s tech from falling into the wrong hands. This includes not only gathering up all the tech but also barricading the castle from outsiders. After working all night, Sue, Ben, and Johnny have a chat at dawn. Ben chides Johnny for putting ideas in Reed’s head, but Johnny says the whole time travel thing last issue was an attempt to get Reed out of his funk and back into action. Sue says the battle between Doom and Reed took a lot out of Reed.

The Latverian people gather outside the castle to protest the FF’s presence. Ben says that if the Latverians knew the real Dr. Doom, they’d be grateful. Reed shows up and says that Latverians are loyal to Doom because Doom gave them everything – food, shelter, healthcare, etc. Everything, that is, except freedom. Reed then removes his shirt, converts into a flag, and flies it over the castle. “We’re not going home,” he says.

Unstable molecule: A line of dialogue in the gift shop scene states that all proceeds from the souvenirs go toward Reed’s scientific pursuits.

Fade out: The Fantastic Four gift shop sells “invisible shields” which look like just ordinary sheets of plastic. They did the best they could.

Clobberin’ time: A visitor to the gift shop says the Thing has told him to get lost 19 times, which he says is a new record.

Flame on: There’s a gag where Johnny tries to talk to the castle staff. Because he doesn’t speak Latverian, he tries basic high-school Spanish, which works about as well as you’d think.

Four and a half/Our gal Val: Reference is made to the kids being with a babysitter during all this.

Commercial break: Put the Hulk in your mouth!

Trivia time: Latveria was established as bordering Hungary in Secret Avengers #9, but figuring where exactly Latveria is located is a fool’s errand. In various comics it has bordered, Serbia, Romania, Transylvania, Bukovina, Moldavia, and the fictional countries of Symkaria, Puternicstan, and Slokovia.  

Fantastic or frightful? In the continuity of this blog, it wasn’t that long ago we had Reed and Sue running Latveria during the crisis that forced Reed to pretend to be Dr. Doom. I’m seeing a lot of similarities between that story arc and this issue. We’ll continue to see how the two are similar or different as this new arc continues. On the plus side, the gift shop scene is a lot of fun, as is the big fight with the invading troops.

Next: Furious politics.

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DuckTales rewatch – Ducky Horror Picture Show

Rewatching DuckTales! Things are getting spooky (but not really) in episode 64, “Ducky Horror Picture Show.” It’s just a jump to the left…

Here’s what happens: Scrooge owns a movie theater, and he is hosting a marathon of classic monster films. He tells his nephews that despite everything he’s seen on his adventures, the movie monsters aren’t real. He’s also rececently purchased an old mansion with hopes of turning it into a new convention center. A private club with be the mansion’s first guests. Turns out this club is secretly Monsters Unanimous, including the vampire Count Drakeula, Quackenstein’s monster, the Bride of Quackenstein, a wolfman (wolfduck?) a hunchback, the blob, and more.

The monsters’ convention is really a big party. The run wild around Duckburg, with the whole city believing they are actors promoting Scrooge’s movie marathon. Scrooge knows the truth about them and wants them to leave because of all the destruction their partying has caused. The situation is complicated by the arrival of a giant ape, Ping Kong, who intends to climb the highest building in Duckburg – Scrooge’s money bin!

Despite Kong’s rampage, the police and Duckburg residents insist that it’s all a movie promotion. The monsters then show up at the movie theater to protest how monsters are depicted in movies. When the monsters discover that movie fans love them rather than fear them, they no longer feel the need to live in secret. Scrooge and the monster set up a live show where people can come see them in person. This allows Scrooge to pay for all the damage and still make a profit, and it gives the monsters a happy ending.

Humbug: We learn Scrooge’s three rules of hotel management: 1) The customer is always right. 2) Courtesy is good business. 3) The bigger the baggage, the bigger the tip.

Junior woodchucks: At the movies, Huey and Dewey are terrified of the monsters, but Louie is fascinated by them, wishing they were real. You’d think would come up again at the end of the episode, but nope.

Maid and maiden: Mrs. Beakeley shows up as a maid at the new convention center, and there’s a funny bit where she’s cast in the Fay Wray role for the giant ape in the live show.

Foul fowls: Because the point of the episode is that monsters are just like everyone else, the actual antagonist of the story is the Duckburg cop who refuses to do anything because he doesn’t believe the monsters are real.

Down in Duckburg: Scrooge’s movie theater is called the Scroogerama Dome, and it’s making a profit showing classic films rather than new ones.

Reference row: The great Universal monsters are the big sandbox this episode plays in, and I suspect the creators are also paying homage to the 1967 cult classic Mad Monster Party, which has a similar premise. And do I really have to tell you what the episode title refers to?

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Thoughts on this viewing: The big selling point here is not monsters, but monster puns. They are constant throughout the episode. The moral of “those who are different have thoughts and feelings just like you” is pretty heavy-handed, but it’s a kids show.

Next: Changing of the seasons.

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Fantastic Friday: Very Special Episode

Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Reach for the Kleenex, because issue #502 is a real tearjerker – with a little time travel on the side.

Poor Franklin is suffering trauma after Dr. Doom trapped him a hell-world a few issues back. Sue and Ben took him to Coney Island to cheer him up, only for him to lash out at a crowd of the FF’s fans. Meanwhile Johnny grabbed a gun and took Reed back in time to find a young, pre-evil Dr. Doom. At Coney Island, Ben scares off the crowd by pretending to be the Hulk (!). Then he and Sue sit down for a heart-to-heart chat with Franklin that takes up most of this issue. Franklin accuses Sue and Ben of not coming to save him right away, and instead leaving him in the hell-world. We see things from Franklin’s point-of-view, and it looks like he’s still in the hell-world, surrounded by demons and fire.

In “20th century Europe” Johnny, Reed, and baby Valeria spy on young Victor Von Doom, who is on a picnic with his girlfriend, also named Valeria. Johnny takes the baby and hands Reed the gun. Reed reflects on all the evil Doom has caused over the years, including the recent unremovable scars on Reed’s face. He ponders how it will never happen if he pulls the trigger. But then he can’t bring himself to do it. Johnny admits he knew Reed wouldn’t change history, and that this exercise was to help Reed not keep his anger bottled up. Johnny says that if Reed lets Doom’s actions get to him, then Doom wins. Reed says, “You’re right,” and he then raises the gun and fires.

Sue apologizes for not rescuing Franklin sooner, and she says there’s nothing she wouldn’t do protect him. As she talks, she expands her powers to turn everything around them invisible, to where she, Franklin, and Ben are standing in what looks like an empty white field. Ben steps in with a little more realism, saying that Franklin will never be safe. He says Franklin is smart enough to know he won’t always be safe, and that’s what’s scaring him, more than the hell-world.   

In old-timey Europe, Reed’s shot just barely misses young Doom’s head. Young Doom acts a lot like current-day Doom, swearing vengeance on whoever fired at him. He and his Valeria run off. Johnny chides Reed on potentially violating the space-time continuum, but Reed says he knows exactly what he was doing. Reed finds a tuft of Doom’s hair that he burned off in his attack. “I have plans in mind,” Reed says as he, Johnny, and the baby return to the present.

The heart-to-heart talk continues. Sue tells Franklin that Ben grew up in the toughest neighborhood in New York, and he learned that there are no guarantees in life, but that doesn’t mean you have to be miserable. Ben talks about how he used to be a hotshot football star and test pilot, and all that is gone now he’s trapped in his monstrous, rocky body. He says that even though he was dealt a bad hand, he had Reed, Sue and Johnny looking after him. “I didn’t haf’ta cash in my chips,” he says, “’cause what keeps ya in the fame are the good cards.”

Ben further says that he could have lived his new life in seclusion but instead he became an explorer, seeing other worlds and the depths of the ocean. “I wouldn’t trade my life for all the safety there is.” He talks about the day Franklin was born, when the FF were in battle against Annihilus and they didn’t know if Franklin would live. Ben further says that there are days he backslides, but he knows he has friends and family to remind him that tomorrow can always be better. As Ben speaks, the images of the demons and fire fade away, and Franklin tells Sue he feels better.

Later, we learn Franklin is on the road to recovery, sleeping through the night and showing an interest in ordinary kid things again. Reed experiments on the tuft of hair taken from Doom, and Franklin sits by a window, watching the city outside. Ben writes in his journal, “I don’t know that we’ll ever be the same. But maybe that’s okay.”

Unstable molecule: Reed at first aims through a scope to shoot at Doom, but then he shoots from the hip when he actually fires the gun. Reed’s near-perfect aim should be added to his skill set.

Fade out: This is the first (only?) time we’ve seen Sue turn absolutely everything invisible. An impressive use of her powers, but probably not practical.

Clobberin’ time: Ben says his rocky body means that he can’t be with women, but he’s had quite a few romances over the years. His on-again off-again with Alicia is most well-known, but there was Sharon Ventura and Thundra, and flirtations that were almost relationships with Alyssa Foy, Bounty, and Kathleen O’Meara of Damage Control.

Flame on: Johnny impersonates Reed for his rant about not screwing with the space-time continuum, in the argument that it’s exactly the sort of thing Reed would say.

Four and a half: The issue ends with Franklin showing an interest in basketball. He’s not normally shown as being a sports-loving kid, but it’s probably more about him wanting to get out and about and interact with others, etc.

Our gal Val: Johnny is depicted holding the baby with one arm and his other arm flamed on. This doesn’t appear to have generated any controversy, though. I guess it’s understood by this point that Johnny has enough control of his power that Valeria is in no danger.

Commercial break: This one lived up to the hype.

Trivia time: When Ben retells the story of Franklin’s birth, he mentions Annihilus and another monster. That second monster is one of the borers, Annihilus’ henchmonsters at the time. The borers later reappeared in an issue of Defenders, and that was it for them in Marvel continuity. Somebody at Marvel should bring them back.

Fantastic or frightful? I imagine a lot of readers will dismiss this issue as too sappy and sentimental, and I can see that. But its heart is in the right place. A good message about healing through connecting with other people – the right other people, at least. Reed’s subplot, of course, sets some intrigue for the near future.

Next: Have fun storming the castle.

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DuckTales rewatch – All Ducks on Deck

Rewatching DuckTales! After checking in with Donald Duck’s Navy adventures last week, we’re with him again this week in episode 63, “All Ducks on Deck.”

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Here’s what happens: He’s visiting the mansion, regaling Huey, Dewey and Louie with exaggerated tales of his heroism. Donald, Scrooge, and Launchpad leave to drop off Donald, after which Scrooge and Launchpad have “other business.” When Donald leaves his duffel bag behind, the boys hide inside it to become stowaways.  

Cut to Cat Island, where would-be world conqueror the Phantom Blot has subjected the locals. He calls his co-conspirator Agent X. On board Donald’s ship, the nephews are quick to discover that Donald’s stories of heroism are fabricated, and that he’s really a put-upon klutz. They plot to secretly help Donald earn some medals. Scrooge and Launchpad travel to Cat Island to check on Scrooge’s fishing fleet, which has been out of contact for weeks. They get captured by the Phantom Blot.

The boys’ schemes to help Donald backfire, so the reveal to him that they snuck aboard the ship. We learn that there’s an invisible jet (!) on board the ship. It’s stolen by Donald’s fellow sailor Ensign Plover, who was really Agent X all along. He steals the jet and takes to Cat Island. Scrooge and Launchpad manage an escape from their cell. They defeat the Phantom Blot with help from Scrooge’s fishermen. They then fly the invisible jet back to Donald’s ship. The ship experiences a power failure, and it’s Donald who comes up with the idea to light Launchpad’s way with flare guns. He doesn’t get a real medal for his efforts, so the nephews give him one they made.

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Humbug: To escape from the Phantom Blot’s cell, Scrooge goes full MacGyver by whipping up a fishing rod out of his and the other prisoners’ pocket scraps to pull a lever and free themselves.  

Junior woodchucks: The boys’ attempts to make Donald look like a hero include a remote-control fake shark for him to fight, and a radio device that will guarantee Donald’s missile will its target no matter what. Except then Admiral Grimitz spots the device and puts in his back pocket, setting up a comedy explosion.

Fasten your seatbelts: Launchpad does a pretty good flying the invisible jet, considering that he cannot see any of the controls. He does mistake the canopy opening for the ejector seats though.

In the Navy: Donald’s responsibilities aboard his ship are all over the place. He’s put to work swabbing the deck and peeling potatoes, and he also gets a turn at practice-firing missiles at a drone.

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Fowl fouls: The Phantom Blot is an old-school Disney character. Rather than originate from the Carl Barks Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge comics, the Phantom Blot was a villain in the classic Mickey Mouse newspaper strip. This is his only appearance in DuckTales.

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Down in Duckburg: Donald the boys use Scrooge’s desk to play aircraft carrier, which angers Scrooge but amuses Launchpad.

Reference row: The Phantom Blot compares himself to Captain Hook, Darth Vader, and Dr. Doom, three characters all now owned by Disney. He also quotes “I’m mean, I’m mean, you know what I mean,” a song lyric from the 1980 Popeye movie, referencing the villain Bluto.

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Thoughts on this viewing: The episode is more interested in slapstick comedy than in the adventure, so the invisible jet plot gets introduced very late in the story. Similarly, the Phantom Blot is a nice over-the-top villain, yet he’s in and out of the episode pretty quick. It’s an amusing episode, but it could have been a lot bigger and better.

Next: It’s just a jump to the left.

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