Fantastic Friday: Hark the herald

Re-reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Writer-artist John Byrne’s three-part Galactus epic concludes with a permanent change to one of the supporting characters.

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This one begins with Frankie Raye’s roommate Julie Angel, working out in her apartment while wearing shockingly slutty workout gear. This outfit is so revealing, she might as well be in the buff.  A caption tells us that a week has passed since the fight with Galactus last issue. There’s a knock at the door. It’s Johnny, who says Frankie is gone. He then collapses from exhaustion right in front of her. Julie does what she can to nurse Johnny back to health, and Reed and Sue show up. Reed tells her what happened.

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We then flash back to the end of the last issue, where the FF and various other Marvel heroes gathered around a weakened, comatose Galactus. Reed says Galactus is dying and they must save him. Iron Man argues against this, saying they’ll end up back where they started, while Captain America, Reed, and Thor agree that they can’t just sit by and let a living being die. Reed remembers that Terrax said something about Galactus living off of artificial energies inside his ship, and he forms a plan.

Reed sends Iron Man off to acquire some tech from Tony Stark, not knowing (or not letting on that he knows) that Tony is Iron Man. Only one hour later (!) Reed has constructed a giant machine around the still-unconscious Galactus. Thor powers the device with lightning from his hammer, and Galactus is revived.

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Galactus asks why Reed saved him, and Reed promises an “acceptable end” to their conflict. He leads Galactus back to the Baxter Building, where he promises to find uninhabited planets that Galactus can feed from. This could satisfy Galactus’ hunger without killing anyone. Galactus reads Reed’s mind and deduces that the planets are too far away, and he must devour the Earth now. That’s when Frankie Raye steps in, saying she can help.

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Frankie volunteers to be Galactus’ new herald, finding planets for him. Reed says it’ll only be a matter of time before she leads him to an inhabited planet, and she argues that “a few less bug-eyed monsters” are nothing compared to life among the stars. Galactus says he doesn’t normally choose heralds with noble purposes, but sees something in Frankie. Despite Reed and Johnny’s protests, Galactus imbues Frankie with the Power Cosmic, transforming her into a new, golden form.

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Saying she’s now free, Frankie flies away, up into the sky and out into space — something she tried and failed to do back in issue #238.  Johnny tries to follow, but his flame burns out in the upper atmosphere and he falls back to Earth. At the Baxter Building, Galactus thanks Reed. He swears never to come after the Earth again, and he even calls Reed a friend. He disappears, and the FF take off in search of Johnny. That brings us back to Julie’s apartment. Johnny mopes, saying every woman he’s ever loved gets taken from him. Julie says she’s there for him if he ever needs a shoulder to cry on.

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The issue ends with one prologue (spelled “prolog”) in which Reed and Tony Stark are overseeing rebuilding the Baxter Building.  Collins, the obnoxious landlord, start’s raising a fuss, and Reed shuts him up by handing him a check. “I just bought the Baxter Building,” Reed says. The second prologue has Franklin left alone with a Rubik’s Cube (it’s the ‘80s!) while being babysat. He uses his reemerging powers to solve the cube. He uses them again to make H.E.R.B.I.E.’s head explode. Freakin’ H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot.

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To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Reed states he sold the Baxter Building to Collins way back in issue #9, during the bankruptcy story. He further explains he wrote in an option to buy the building back as part of that agreement.

Fade out: In the ending segments, Sue takes off because she’s being interviewed on TV by “Barbara Walker.”

Clobberin’ time: Ben has no problem tearing up more of the Baxter Building so Reed and Galactus can speak, figuring that a little bit more damage won’t matter.

Flame on: Johnny accidentally burns Reed when he takes off after Frankie, but Reed isn’t hurt. We’re given a reminder that the FF uniforms are fireproof, just in case something like this happens.

Fantastic fifth wheel: This ends Frankie Raye’s run as an alternate member of the team. Although this is where she transforms into Nova, she’s not actually called Nova in this issue.

Four and a half: The ending makes no attempt to be subtle about Franklin’s powers returning, setting up the next issue. Franklin has a Muppets poster on his bedroom wall.

Commercial break: Read the fine print, kids. You’re not getting a go-kart when you send away for this, just the plans and instructions.

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Trivia time: Frankie/Nova will go on to be Galactus’ herald from this point (1982), to the mid-nineties. After the Silver Surfer, she’s the most well-known herald of Galactus. She eventually becomes a main character in the ‘90s Silver Surfer comic, romances Firelord, and briefly joins the Fearless Defenders. Before that, we’ll be encountering her a few more times during John Byrne’s run.

Fantastic or frightful? If you’ve been following this blog regularly, you can probably tell I’m a big fan of Frankie Raye. On this re-read, it’s interesting to see how her transformation in this issue has been foreshadowed consistently ever since Byrne took over the book. Similarly, this issue seems to exist only to set up future storylines, but there are some nice character moments and the art really shines.

Next week: Hey, Rocky!

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Reading Sherlock Holmes – The Five Orange Pips

Re-reading the original Sherlock Holmes stories. The Five Orange Pips refers to orange seeds, not military insignia. Gladys Knight is nowhere to be found. Now that we’ve cleared that up, let’s talk about the story itself.

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Facts of the case: A young man contacts Holmes and Watson to investigate the murder of his uncle, a landowner who earned a great fortune in America years earlier. The case leads to more murders, and a conspiracy dating back to the American Civil War.

Great detective: Watson makes a list of what Holmes is and isn’t good at. He’s good at geology, chemistry, anatomy, literature, crime records, violin, boxing, swordsmanship, and “self-poisoning.” He’s bad at philosophy, astronomy, and politics. That last bit is interesting, because post-Civil War politics figure in this story’s plot.

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Good doctor: Watson enjoys reading the works of Clark Russell, a real-life author who wrote sea-based adventure novels.

Who’s at the door: Holmes has a maid who serves him his breakfast. It starts to feel like he has an entire staff of household servants.

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Action hero: When the murders escalate, Holmes admits his pride is wounded, and he plots deadly revenge. Then, the murderers are lost at sea before Holmes can act. So… are we to assume God enacted justice?

Yes, this is canon: Although this is only the seventh published story, in 1891, we’re told that Watson and Holmes have been working cases together since 1882, having solved hundreds of mysteries we’re not privy to.

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Indubitably: Here we have another story in which our heroes don’t leave Baker Street, and Holmes doesn’t confront the villain at the end. I guess it’s supposed to be enough that he figured out what was going on. The U.S. Civil War stuff is awkward from a modern-day perspective. The story’s saving grace is Watson’s lengthy description of his friendship with Holmes.

Next week: Don’t give me no lip.

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Fantastic Friday: Galactus vs. everybody

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Enough talk about the new movie, let’s get back to COMICS! Issue #242 gives us one of the all-time great Galactus battles.

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When we last left our heroes, Galactus’ former herald Terrax had attacked, destroying the top two floors of the Baxter Building and lifting all of Manhattan into space. He gave the FF an ultimatum, saying he’ll destroy Manhattan unless the FF kills Galactus for him. Sue and Frankie Raye are atop the ruined Baxter Building to recap this, while Sue uses her powers to make Terrax’s energy field around the city visible. Frankie grows fascinated with Galactus. Elsewhere, at Avengers Mansion, Captain America and the Wasp are late to the party, wondering why the mansion is on emergency power and what’s happened to the sky.

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In space, Ben wants to fight Terrax but Reed talks him out of it, saying Terrax has the upper hand so they’ve got to play his game for now. Galactus’ ship is nearby. He is weakened from not having devoured any planets in a while, and draws upon energy in his ship to keep him going. Now inside the ship, Reed recaps the plot again, and reminds Ben (and the reader) that Galactus fought alongside the FF against the Sphinx in issue #212. He hopes to convince Galactus to join them in stopping Terrax. Terrax guesses this is what’s happening, so he attacks. Galactus unleashes the “white light of creation,” zapping Terrax and restoring Manhattan back where it belongs.

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At HQ, Sue collapses from exhaustion. Frankie knows she should watch over Sue, but is instead so overcome with thoughts of Galactus that she goes inside to look him up. Atop the World Trade Center (sigh…) Terrax believes he’s more powerful than Galactus and tries to fight him. Galactus proves him wrong by taking back the power cosmic and turning Terrax back into his original self, Tyros. Tyros gets thrown into a NYC trash pile. With that done, Galactus decides that his hunger is too great, and he must feed. He seals the FF up in force fields, and then recreates his world-devouring machine from dust particles in the air around him. Just when it looks like he’s about to pull the trigger and destroy the Earth, he’s struck by a giant bolt of lightning.

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It’s Thor, who blasts Galactus with a classic “I say thee nay!” He’s on scene with three other Avengers, Captain America, Iron Man and Wasp. Begin fighting! The Avengers knock Galactus down to street level, using their powers against him in various ways. Dr. Strange shows up, and creates hallucinations that prey on Galactus’ fears.

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Spider-Man and Daredevil are here as well, but merely watching from the sidelines, letting the “big guys” handle the big cosmic threat. Finally, Reed stretches himself into a slingshot shape and shoots Ben at Galactus. Ben his Galactus right in the face (!) and Galactus falls, defeated.

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The heroes gather around the comatose Galactus. Reed says Galactus is on the verge of death. Despite the whole trying-to-devour-the-Earth thing, Galactus is still a living being, so Reed announces, “We have to save Galactus!”

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To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Reed spends most of this issue trying to convince everyone not to fight Galactus. This is foreshadowing an even bigger cosmic storyline coming up.

Fade out: While pushing her powers to their limit, Sue is still able to tell Frankie (and first-time readers) all about who Galactus is.

Clobberin’ time: Ben says he’s glad to be out of his spacesuit, because he thinks it’s constrictive and limits his movements. Make of that detail what you will.

Flame on: Johnny is actually in favor of just letting Galactus die, but Reed won’t have it. Johnny is also the one who manages to locate Galactus when he and his teammates are lost inside Galactus’ ship.

Fantastic fifth wheel: Frankie’s weird obsession with Galactus will pay off next issue. The letters page in this one answers the question of what code name to give her. Although some fans call her “She-Torch” during this era, the letters page confirms that name is not official. Instead, it says, the female Human Torch is simply named… the Human Torch.

Commercial break: This is just a balloon, right?

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Trivia time: Right before this issue, Galactus had just been to Earth two times, only to be driven back to space by Rom the Spaceknight in Rom #27 and, of all people, Dazzler in Dazzler #11.

Fantastic or frightful? Having all these Marvel heroes in one issue means our main FF characters are on the sidelines for most of the story. Nonetheless, this is great fun. With Galactus in a weakened state, the superheroes are finally able to kick the crap out of him in a big way. This one’s a big action blockbuster, and I love it.

Next: Heralds and heart machines.

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Reading Sherlock Holmes – The Boscombe Valley Mystery

Reading the original Sherlock Holmes stories. The Boscombe Valley Mystery is a longer story, and one that takes our heroes out of London and into the wild.

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Facts of the case: Out in the countryside, a man is found dead after an argument with his son. All the circumstantial evidence points to the son, but it’s still circumstantial. Holmes and Watson hop a train and head north to investigate.

Great detective: The hat!!! In the text, all Arthur Conan Doyle writes is that Holmes dons a “knitted cap” for the trip. Artist Sidney Paget — the Ditko to Doyle’s Stan Lee — drew this as the famous deerstalker cap, and history was made. Love the hat or hate it, these illustrations continue to define how the world sees Sherlock Holmes.

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Good doctor: Watson talks to his wife about going out of town for a few days, and she’s all for it, saying a change of scenery will do him some good.

Who’s at the door: Lestrade is back. Although he’s described as “ferret-like,” there’s little sense of his rivalry with Holmes.

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Yes this is canon: Holmes is described as smiling and laughing several times in this story. He really is on vacation.

Action hero: When visiting the crime scene, Holmes is “transformed” and nothing like the quiet logician of Baker Street. He’s described as animal-like in his enthusiasm in hunting for clues.

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Indubitably: Despite its historic significance, this isn’t one of my favorites. With the exception of the visit to the crime scene, most of this “road trip” story is Holmes and Watson sitting around the hotel room talking. This could have been Baker Street, with the murder in a neighboring back yard. Also, a key piece of information is something Holmes just happens to know off the top of his head, rather than him figuring it out. So, not the best.

Next week: Pip, pip.

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Fantastic Four 2015

Fantastic Four 2015. I’ve seen the new movie.

The whole reason I started re-reading the comic on the blog was because of how disappointed I was in the two Tim Story FF movies of the 2000s. Now there’s a new movie, a total reboot. So… what did I think? I liked half of the movie and was disappointed with the other half.

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The movie is loosely based on Ultimate Fantastic Four, an alternate version of the FF with them recast as a group of genius teens. This, plus the trailers, clued me in that the movie wouldn’t be epic Jack Kirby action I want to see in an FF movie. Still, I went in with an open mind, telling myself that this would be a brand new version of the characters. In this version, our heroes get their powers from interdimensional travel instead of space travel. The newly-discovered other dimension serves as the MacGuffin for the FF and Dr. Doom to fight over.

The movie really drew me in during its opening scenes, when we meet the young versions of Reed and Ben, with the first few scenes being a surprisingly delightful remake of Joe Dante’s Explorers. From there, we go into a loose adaptation of Ultimate Fantastic Four, with Reed arriving at the Baxter Building. All this “teen inventor” stuff in the movie has a real Spielbergian feel, and it’s here when the movie is at its best. We’re introduced to Sue and Johnny, and their father Frankin becomes a mentor to the group. These scenes have a loose, relaxed feel, and the characters come across as real people.

Once we get into interdimensional travel, things become muddled. The first trip into the other dimension is a good action scene, but when we’re back on Earth, the movie loses its focus. See, even though this is a story about a team, the movie wisely kept the focus on Reed during its first half, setting him up as the main character. I’m totally in favor of this, as I’ve always felt Reed’s name should be among the great adventurers, like Indiana Jones or James Bond. Once the FF get their powers in the movie, however, the movie can’t decide who the protagonist is. The script hops around from character to character, giving time to each but never bringing them together in a satisfying way.

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After getting their powers, the FF are taken away to a secret government lab. There’s a short stretch of movie where Reed escapes, and we get a “one year later” title card. Sue, Ben, and the government goons find Reed and bring him back. Then… everything continues on as if he’d never left. His being a fugitive for a year just comes and goes without any consequence. It’s frustrating to have this in the middle of the movie only for it to go nowhere.

How’s the action? Decent, but short. The creators are going for more of a character-based movie rather than nonstop blockbuster action. There is very little of the characters using their powers, and even less of them using their powers as a group. One of the reasons we’re all excited to have live-action movie versions of comic books is to see the powers come to life on screen, and to see how filmmakers use the powers creatively. They’ve done this nicely with Spider-Man and even Captain America, but it’s a downer to walk out of a Fantastic Four movie thinking, “I wish they would’ve used their powers more.”

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Miles Teller gives the best performance in the movie. As Reed, he takes a character that a lot of people think is boring and instead gives him some real humanity. Kate Mara is good as Sue. Because we’re in Ultimate-land, Sue in this version is just as science-smart as Reed, and Mara does a great job portraying those smarts. Michael B. Jordan isn’t given much to do as Johnny, establishing him with a rebellious nature but never going anywhere with it. Jamie Bell has even less to do as Ben, to the point where Ben is more of a special effect than a character.

Now the really bad news: Just like the Tim Story versions, this movie gets Dr. Doom completely wrong. They have Doom get involved with the interdimensional travel, giving him powers at the same time the FF got their powers. Instead of fighting our heroes with his own mad genius and arcane knowledge, Doom merely throws stuff around telekinetically. He starts with a few lines of eco-friendly dialogue, which I guess are meant to make us sympathize with him, but then he becomes generic movie monster in the second half of the movie. He only exists to throw things at the heroes and give them something to fight, and not to have any personality or ideology of his own. Actor Toby Kebbell does some interesting things as Doom, often making a point of not looking the other actors in the eye, but, again, he’s not given enough to do.

The real antagonist of the movie is not Doom, but the military man played by Tim Blake Nelson. He’s stuck in the position of wanting to weaponize the FF’s powers for U.S. military. Didn’t we just do this in Jurassic World? Nelson is trying, but this is the jerk-who’s-in-the-movie-just-to-be-a-jerk, something that no movie needs.

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What movie’s producers want to know is, would I see a sequel with this same cast and director? Yes, I would. They’ve laid a groundwork, and the room for improvement is huge. The next movie could be the Dark Knight to this movie’s Batman Begins. As of this writing, there’s no way to know if that’ll happen, or if we’re in for yet another reboot. Either way, Fantastic Four 2015 is flawed, but a slight step back in the right direction.

Next week: Galactus ruckus.

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Reading Sherlock Holmes – A Case of Identity

Re-reading the original Sherlock Holmes stories. A Case of Identity is one of the lesser tales, but I’m sure we can find something of interest in it.

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Great detective: There’s a real “comic book continuity” thing going on this story, as it mentions previous stories A Study in Scarlet, The Sign of Four, and A Scandal in Bohemia. Apparently, the King of Bohemia did pay Holmes after all, with a rare gem. Holmes doesn’t sell it, but keeps it in his tobacco pouch. ident3 Good doctor: Watson takes a break from the case halfway through, to spend the night watching over one of his patients who is suffering great pain.

Who’s at the door: Holmes employs a “boy with buttons” to greet visitors for him at his front door. ident2 Yes this is canon: Holmes can not only identify a person’s handwriting, but he’s so good he can identify which typewriter wrote a specific typewritten note. Are we sure he’s not magic?

Action hero: Holmes arms himself with his riding crop to confront the villain, who just runs off before Holmes can use it. ident4 Indubitably: Almost the entire story takes place takes place inside 221B Baker St., which doesn’t make it as interesting as others. What’s interesting is the conclusion, in which Holmes and Watson more or less let the villain get away with his scheme. People talk about Holmes’ sense of justice, but we don’t see it in this one.

Next week: Hat man.

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Fantastic Friday: Too soon, Terrax

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. After all those stand-alone stories, writer-artist John Byrne’s run on the title really takes off with a huge cosmic epic. It begins right here in issue #242, so buckle up.

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We begin with Terrax, who you’ll remember as Galactus’ new herald from all that confusing business with the Sphinx and Nova back in issues #208-212. Terrax is flying straight toward Earth, and the caption tells us that he is no longer a herald.

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From there, half of this issue is all character-based stuff. It’s Christmas in New York, and Reed and Sue are putting up the tree, only for Reed to reveal that it’s an artificial tree. (Futuristic!) Then little Franklin makes one of his toys fly across the room, except that it (Buzz Lightyear reference) is not a flying toy. Ben is walking alone in snowy Central Park where he’s attacked by muggers (!) and rolls them up into a big snowball, like you do. Johnny and Frankie visit Frankie’s friend Julie Angel, who is rehearsing for a play. The daily life stuff is then interrupted when a strange grid-like phenomenon appears in the sky over New York.

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Our heroes dutifully reconvene at the Baxter Building, where Reed says a “space warp” has materialized around the city. Then, unimaginably, the top two stories of the building are destroyed! It’s Terrax, and he goes nuts with his powers. He punches Ben downward several stories, and then he throws Reed and Johnny around. Ben returns to the fight and punches Terrax out of the building and through several other buildings. Terrax doesn’t really give a reason why he’s mad at the FF, he just is.

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Terrax flies to the top of the World Trade Center (sigh) and goes even crazier with power. He surrounds Manhattan with energy waves, cutting off the bridges and tunnels. In Queens, this makes Peter Parker’s spider-sense go haywire. The same happens to Daredevil’s radar sense, almost making him fall off a rooftop. Also outside the city, Thor and Iron Man drop what they’re doing and investigate.

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Terrax then lifts all of Manhattan off of the Earth’s surface and into space, where Galactus’ ship is waiting. The FF confront Terrax on the rooftop, where Terrax makes his demands. He says Galactus is in a weakened state, his powers almost at their lowest. He wants the FF to destroy Galactus. If they don’t, he will destroy Manhattan.

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To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Reed is eco-friendly all of a sudden, not wanting to senselessly kill a tree just to celebrate Christmas.

Fade out: Sue demonstrates one of her rarely-used powers, to make visible anything that is invisible. She does this with Terrax’s energy field around Manhattan, pushing her power to the limit.

Clobberin’ time: Ben is melancholy because, he says, he’s still dwelling on living the good life in Liddleville, the artificial world where he was human again, from issue #236.

Flame on: While out for a stroll with Frankie, Johnny passes by the flophouse where he first met the Submariner, for a little continuity nod.

Fantastic fifth wheel: Frankie is asked to stay behind when the guys confront Terrax. Only this time it’s to act as bodyguard for Sue, after exerting her power left her in a weakened state. There’s a little bit of foreshadowing when Frankie says she hasn’t had a superheroic opportunity to save the world yet.

H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot is still around, helping take care of Franklin. Freakin’ H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot.

Four and a half: I guess we’re meant to believe that Franklin used his powers to make his non-flying toy fly. Sue and Reed aren’t that concerned about this, even though Franklin’s powers once threatened to destroy the world and all that.

Commercial break: I love that the mom is knitting while on the roller coaster.

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Trivia time: The play Julie is rehearsing contains lines and staging taken directly from Elfquest #3, by Wendy and Richard Pini. Richard later wrote a letter to Marvel expressing how flattered the Pinis were with the reference. Marvel would eventually reprint the original four volumes of Elfquest and John Byrne would go on to write and draw some Elfquest comics of his own. And, because we’re talking Elfquest, here is the required-by-nerd-law 1976 photo of Wendy Pini dressed as Red Sonja:

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Fantastic or frightful? This is a fun issue that combines thoughtful character-building moments and far-out cosmic action — it’s everything what we want from a Fantastic Four adventure. I hope the makers of the new movie have read this one. Say, just when is that new movie going come out?

Next week: We interrupt our regular schedule to bring you…

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Reading Sherlock Holmes – The Red-headed League

Re-reading the original Sherlock Holmes stories. The Red-headed League offers our heroes an intriguing conundrum and a cool villain.

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Facts of the case: Jabez Wilson, a redhead businessman, contacts Holmes with a puzzle that may or may not be a crime. He was hired by the Red-Headed League, a society of redheads, to do pointless busywork in their office for a generous fee. When the league up and disappears one day, Wilson contacts Holmes. Holmes and Watson investigate, following the clues to a brilliant young bank robber.

Great detective: Holmes makes the point multiple times that the more outrageous a case appears, the more likely there is a simple solution. Any hardcore logicians care to chime in on this one? Also, Holmes’ love of music is featured, as he takes a night off to enjoy a concert.

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Good doctor: Watson says his medical practice is “never very absorbing,” allowing him to tag along with Holmes.

Who’s at the door? Instead of Lestrade, Holmes’ contact at Scotland Yard is a detective named Peter Jones. Jones is impressed with Holmes, and encourages Holmes to pursue his work.

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Action hero: Holmes is armed with his fave weapon, the riding crop. He uses it to swat a pistol out of the villain’s hand.

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Yes, this is canon: The villain is master thief John Clay, a young man who’s an Oxford graduate and grandson of a royal duke. Like Irene Adler, I wanted to read a whole series of stories about Clay’s adventures.

Indubitably: I love when mystery stories end in a completely different place from where they begin. This one kicks off with a secret society of redheads and concludes with an attempted bank robbery. Awesome.

Next week: What’s a “gasfitter,” exactly?

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Fantastic Friday: When in Rome

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. The first part of writer-artist John Byrne’s run on the book was a series of stand-alone Twilight Zone-style stories. Issue #241 is one of the last of those, before getting into bigger, longer arcs.

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We begin with Nicky Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D. visiting the FF, investigating strange energy readings in Africa. The energy is near Wakanda, home of the Black Panther, but coming from there. Because Wakanda is outside S.H.I.E.L.D.’s jurisdiction and because the Panther recently relinquished his Avengers membership, it falls onto the FF to investigate. Ben dresses up as treasure hunter Idaho Smith (get it?) for the trip. Frankie Raye joins them as well.

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Upon landing in Wakanda, there’s a brief fight with the Panther’s guards, after which Black Panther invites everyone to his throne room. He says he’s been tracking the same mysterious energy. He says the energy is coming from a nearby Tower of M’Kumbe, a place of dark legends. He outfits the FF with travel supplies and sends them on their way. Once they’re gone, Black Panther unmasks to reveal that he’s not the real Black Panther, but some guy named M’Naka. He’s filling in for Black Panther, who’s gone missing.

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Upon arriving at the tower, the FF are ambushed by men dressed as ancient Roman soldiers. They let themselves be taken captive to get more information, with Sue secretly following them while invisible. The soldiers lead our heroes into a deep underground complex, which leads back outside to a recreation of ancient Rome.

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The FF are taken before the Emperor, named Gaius, whose face is hidden behind a golden helmet. Frankie has had enough, and attacks. Gaius then somehow neutralizes all the FF’s powers, turning Sue visible and transforming Ben back into a human. Gaius demands that Frankie be punished, Sue be kept as his new bride (!), and the rest of the FF are to be imprisoned. Elsewhere, in a cell, T’Challa the Black Panther awakes surrounded by his unconscious hunting party. His fellow hunters are robots disguised as humans (why not?). He recovers his Black Panther costume from one of them and prepares his escape.

Sue wakes up in a luxurious bedroom, where guards tell her that games are going to be held in her honor. In a cell, Reed thinks about how he’s encouraged his teammates to solve problems without their powers, and now finds himself having to do just that. The Black Panther finds Frankie Raye hanging upside down over a fire, an ancient Roman means of torture. He then fights a couple guards.

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Sue, looking regal in a blue and white gown, is taken to a giant arena filled with people who make no sound. Gaius explains that he used his power to make all his citizens mute because they could not master Latin. Then we get the origin story. He was once a Roman soldier under Emperor Caligula, who came upon a crashed alien spaceship. He killed the alien inside and donned its armor, which unleashed the innermost power of his mind. Now immortal, Gaius set about recreating the glory of Rome in his own image.

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Gaius wants Sue to become his bride. He takes control of Johnny and Ben’s minds, forcing them to fight to the death in the arena. If Sue refuses, one of them will die. She fights back, pulling off Gaius’ helmet. There’s nothing underneath — it’s just an empty suit of armor. It collapses, and everything Gaius created is magically undone. All the people turn into age-old skeletons, and all the buildings crumble. The FF get their powers back and escape, with Frankie flying the Black Panther to safety. The entire tower then disappears.

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After some cheeky business of finding some clothes for Sue, because her gown vanished along with everything Gaius created, Reed explains that the alien armor fed off of Gaius, so that his physical form was completely absorbed into the armor. With that done, the Black Panther leads everyone safely back to Wakanda.

Unstable molecule: Despite his talk about using his brain to find an escape, Reed doesn’t actually do that. Nick Fury refers to Reed as “ol’ pal.” This is a subtle reminder that these guys are supposed to be World War II vets.

Fade out: These ‘80s comics went big with sexiness, and Sue is sexed up in this one, spending most of the issue half-naked. She does save the day in the end, though.

Clobberin’ time: The Black Panther’s guards don’t recognize Ben because he’s in his original lumpy form instead of his rocklike form. He doesn’t look that different, guys. His temporarily reverting back to human isn’t made much a big deal of.

Flame on: On the letters page, a reader chides the creators for Johnny’s use of the word “ain’t,” saying Johnny is too smart to talk that way. The editor (Jim Salicrup, I believe) argues that Johnny says “ain’t” only as a joke.

Fantastic fifth wheel: Frankie has seemingly changed her opinion of superheroes now that she is one, saying that she’s always dreamed of meeting the Black Panther.

Commercial break: Thanks to this ad, I learned Cavendish’s horse’s name is “Smoke.” I have no idea what Custer and Buffalo Bill are doing there.

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Trivia time: We’re not told, exactly, how or when the Black Panther left the Avengers, but it would have to have happened sometime between his appearance in the book in issue #181 and when the new lineup was announced in issue #211. An ongoing thread throughout that entire run was about cutting the large Avengers membership down to just a core group, and the Panther didn’t make the cut.

In Amazing Spider-Man #229, which came out the same month as this issue, Madam Web tries to contact the FF and ask them help Spider-Man battle the Juggernaut. She learned they were out of town and poor Spidey had to fight alone.

Fantastic or frightful? Talk about packing a lot of info into a single issue. This is like reading an entire movie in 22 pages. Byrne has the whole thing divided up into chapters the way Lee and Kirby used to, for some retro run and to make the story feel bigger than it is. Just a good old fashioned adventure story.

Next week: New York goes galactic.

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Reading Sherlock Holmes – A Scandal in Bohemia

Re-reading the original Sherlock Holmes stories. The first two novels, A Study in Scarlet and The Sign of Four, sold poorly, but Arthur Conan Doyle kept on keepin’ on, with Holmes short stories in England’s Strand Magazine. This is where Holmes exploded into overnight popularity. The first of these, A Scandal in Bohemia, introduces one of the most intriguing characters in Holmes lore.

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The facts of the case: A masked man (!) meets with Holmes and Watson, revealing himself to be the King of Bulgaria. A female adventuress (!!) named Irene Adler has a compromising photo of her and the king, which could ruin the king’s upcoming arranged marriage. Snatching the photo back from Irene is tricky, because Irene is one step ahead of Holmes the whole time.

Great detective: Holmes’ skill as a master of disguise is on the forefront. First he hides as a “drunken groom” working with horsemen outside Irene’s house, and then as an elderly priest to get inside. We’re told that he’s spent the previous few weeks alone in his rooms with just his books and his cocaine.

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Good doctor: Watson says he’s enjoying the married life, and he’s started his own private medical practice. He just happens to be stopping by for a visit the same night the king shows up, just by coincidence.

Who’s at the door: The famous Irene Adler gets her one and only moment in the spotlight. She’s originally from New Jersey (!), became a successful opera singer, and then quit the music life in favor of international intrigue. In this story, she marries a lawyer named Norton, with Holmes in disguise acting as witness at the wedding. Irene returns the favor by passing Holmes on the street disguised as a boy.

We’re famously told that, “To Sherlock Holmes, she is always the woman.” He speaks highly of her, he keeps a sovereign from her wedding on his watch chain as a keepsake, and he asks the king for Irene’s photo in exchange for monetary pay. Yet we’re also told whatever he felt for her, it was not romantic love. So, is this a love story or isn’t it? The debate rages on.

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Action hero: To trick Irene into thinking her house is on fire, Holmes creates a smoke bomb out of a piece of pipe and two self-lighting caps. Watson then sneaks around the back of the house and chucks inside on Holmes’ signal.

When Holmes asks Watson if he’s willing to break the law and run the risk of arrest for a good cause, Watson responds, “I am your man!”

Yes, this is canon: It might seem weird that a freakin’ king shows up at Holmes’ door, but the story tells us that one of Holmes’ previous cases was a “mission” for the reigning family of Holland. This establishes that hanging out with royalty is just a part of this guy’s daily life.

Holmes’ housekeeper in this story is Mrs. Turner, not Mrs. Hudson.

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Indubitably: Irene Adler certainly leaves her mark with this one story, and one in which she barely appears no less. It makes you want an entire series of her solo adventures.

Next week: I’ve never been a ginger.

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