The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 15

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Let’s watch it! Today we catch up with Jen and Kira, 42:21-44:23 on the Blu-ray.

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First, there’s an establishing shot of some plants alongside the water. Look carefully and you can spot some critters mucking about in the tall grass. In the distance we can hear singing. Fade to a shot of Jen, Kira, and Fizzgig in a boat, heading down the river. Kira is singing, and piloting the boat as well. Just where did she get this boat, and what is it made of? There’s a fleeting reference in the tie-in material about Gelfling boats being made of “bone and crystal,” but I don’t think that applies here. Kira’s boat appears to be a gigantic leaf, really. Part of some ancient petrified plant, perhaps? Whatever song this is, it has no lyrics beyond, “Ahh, ahh, ahh.” (Amusingly, a fan at the DarkCrystal.com boards started a poll asking everyone to vote on whether Kira is either “a great Gelfling singer” or “the greatest Gelfling singer.”)

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This raises an interesting question. For all the talk about music in this world, is there any mention of songs with lyrics? There’s a huge Gelfling concert orchestra playing in one of Legends of the Dark Crystal’s most powerful scenes, but no singing there. The mysterious narrator of Creation Myths (whose identity has still yet to be revealed, by the way) quotes an old Gelfling “rhyme” but that does not necessarily mean song lyrics. Even if songs with lyrics do exist on this world, clearly it is the pure sound of notes which gives music its importance in The Dark Crystal.

We can see the sky in the background and the wind in the characters’ hair, which reveals that this scene was filmed outdoors, bringing to mind the great opening of The Muppet Movie with Kermit on the log. Jen picks up his flute (not a euphemism) and plays along with Kira’s singing. Animals on the bank watch them from a distance. The website states that location filming for the movie took place in Yorkshire, England. Could that be this scene?

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This little song of theirs goes on for a while. Why is this in the movie? For one, remember that music is an important part of this world. As noted in an earlier post, the Creation Myths graphic novel tells us that this world was created not with light or with “the word” but with a song. We’ve seen the crystal shard be effected by harmonics, and we’ve seen the Mystics chant in action. Even in these dire times, music is still an important part of these characters’ lives. Also, it’s a great bonding moment for Jen and Kira. The dream-fasting thing kind of precludes small talk, so here is a way for them to get to know each other and make a connection, in a way that is purely cinematic.

The good times can’t last, though. Fizzgig, watchful “dog” that he is, senses something coming and growls. We see a Crystal Bat in the sky, looking somewhat tattered around the wings. Kira knows exactly what this means and she tells Jen to “get down.” (Get down where? There’s on a boat. Maybe she just means for him not to show his face.) Kira pulls out a bolo-style weapon, twirls it, and flings the projectile, handily knocking the bat out of the sky. (Amusingly, the screenplay calls this weapon a “weighted thong.”) Where/how did Kira learn to use this thing? As we’ll soon learn, Garthim raiding parties are a fairly common occurrence among Kira’s people. Also, if we’re to believe Kira is of the Gelfling Vapra clan (info on all the clans can be found at DarkCrystal.com, I won’t repeat them all here), the Vapra were supposedly experts in camouflage. This stands to reason that they had something to hide from, so Kira’s people, whether that be Gelflings or Podlings, have trained themselves for protection when exploring the woods.

The bat splashed down into the water. Kira tells Jen that what the bats see, the Skeksis see, too. She further says she doesn’t think the bat saw them. They continue down the river, but we can see the bat poke its head out of the water, watching them. We get a close-up shot of it, with Jen and Kira reflected in its big crystal eye. It also has a couple of bone-like structures on the sides of his head that look a lot like antlers.

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The next shot is of the Mystics, making their long journey. This is, again, a device to show the passage of time. The sky behind them is darker now, giving us the feeling that it’s later in the day, and their creeping progression from one side of the screen to the other gives us a sense of moving forward. How much time passes for them appears to be longer than the amount of time passing for Jen and Kira, however, which has me wondering if the Mystics’ rarely-mentioned magic is at work here. Either way, when we rejoin Jen and Kira in the next scene, there’s no question time has passed.

Next: Party down with the Podlings!

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Fantastic Friday: The chase is on

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #69 continues the “Ben goes bad” storyline started in the last issue.

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Previously, a mysterious villain, whose identity still hasn’t been revealed, disguised himself as renowned scientist Dr. Santini, here to help Reed find a cure for Ben. Only, the imposter sabotaged Reed’s equipment, creating a personality change in Ben. He’s now filled with dark rage. All this gets recapped on the first page.

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And… fighting! There are a few pages of Ben flipping out and attacking Reed and Sue. Ben grabs Reed’s “high voltage discharger” (a ray gun, basically) and attacks the two of them. Johnny joins the fight, separating Ben from the others with a wall of fire. Reed gives a “this is all my fault” speech, and says he must face Ben alone. Elsewhere, the imposter goads Ben to keep attacking before Reed can invent something to stop him. The imposter then slips away from Ben, sneaking into Reed’s lab. Now he has all of Reed’s high-tech wonders to himself.

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The imposter decides the time for deception is over, and he removes the disguise to reveal himself as… the Mad Thinker! He speechifies about how much he hates that name (he’d prefer just the “Thinker”) and brags about being the one to finally defeat the Fantastic Four. Reed insists on facing Ben alone, so he has Johnny take Sue and Crystal to the “precinct house” for safety. (He can’t just call it a police station?)

Ben attacks, and the fight goes out onto the New York City streets. Reed bends into a glider-like shape and flies off, with Ben in pursuit. Inside the Baxter Building, the Mad Thinker continues to speechify to himself, reminding the readers that his shtick is how his computers can predict anything, and they’ve predicted he’ll make an important discovery at this moment. He’s right, as he finds his way into the Negative Zone room. Outside, Johnny joins Reed in escaping from a still-wrathful Ben. Johnny attacks Ben, who uses his strength to create a vacuum, snuffing out Johnny’s flame and knocking him out. Reed is on a nearby rooftop, and Ben starts scaling the building, King Kong-style, to get at him.

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At the police station, the cops are mobilizing, as Sue and Crystal are told that officers are scrambling to get on the scene. More King Kong action as police airplanes circle the building, firing at Ben as he climbs up the side. Reed still wants to try to reason with Ben, telling Ben that Santini messed with his mind. Ben won’t have it, and is about to kill Reed, but Reed disappears in front of him. This is because Sue arrives on the scene and turns him invisible. Reed orders the cops to withdraw the jets, and they follow his orders without question (hey, if I can buy that fighter jets are police issue, I can buy that they take orders from superheroes).

Somewhere else in the city, we catch up to the real Dr. Santini, who wakes as a prisoner in the Mad Thinker’s hideout. He’s being guarded by one of the Mad Thinker’s androids (not the Awesome Android, but a different, human-sized one). At the Baxter Building, the Mad Thinker is in awe of the Negative Zone, but does not screw with it, predicting that if Reed is still alive, Reed will soon deduce the Mad Thinker’s true identity. So he flees the scene.

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At the police station, Johnny has recovered, and Reed does indeed figure out that the imposter’s interest in Reed’s computers could only mean that it was the Mad Thinker in disguise. The cops announce a city-wide search (not an APB or even a BOLO) for the Mad Thinker. Out on the street, Ben does Raphael’s trick of disguising himself with a coat and hat, and sneaks past the cops and firemen, promising to finish off Reed – forever!

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Interesting to see Reed on the defensive, running for his life instead of always coming up with a plan. He doesn’t want to hurt Ben, but he doesn’t want to be killed, either, so he has no choice to run.

Fade out: It’s safe to assume that Sue is sent off to be protected by police during all this because she’s pregnant, but the pregnancy isn’t mentioned.

Clobberin’ time: Ben’s new personality is kind of like those really early Hulk issues, when the Hulk was really talkative, but still clearly a different personality than Banner. His using one of Reed’s devices against him shows that Ben hasn’t become a total animal, but is still able to use his wits, despite his fury.

Flame on: Johnny saves Reed twice during the fight before Ben takes him out. Crystal does nothing, though perhaps we can assume that she’s acting a bodyguard for Sue.

Trivia time: Upon the Mad Thinker’s big reveal, a caption states “Even Honest Irving was surprised!” This is a reference to Irving Forbush, a fictional Marvel staffer who was the butt of many of Stan Lee’s jokes, and who around this time had a short-lived superhero career as “Forbush Man” in Not Brand Ecch, Marvel’s Mad Magazine ripoff.

Commercial break: An ad for… dentures? Who was the target audience for comics in the ‘60s again?

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Fantastic or frightful? Not much happens in this issue. Ben has gone bad and chases Reed around for a while. The King Kong scene is fun, but overall, this one works only in context of the bigger story. It’s a definite precursor to today’s mutli-issue arc storytelling that dominates comics.

Next: Bring on the androids!

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! You wouldn’t guess it from the title “Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins,” but season two episode twelve is all about illegal street racing and bear wrestling.

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What’s goin’ down: Street racers are making a mess of city traffic, so the Jump Street crew is sent in to take them down from the inside. When things don’t work out, the plot takes some unexpected turns, including a wedding and a bear.

Fast AND furious.

Fast AND furious.

Here’s Hanson: This one’s all about heartbreak for Hanson. He reunites with an old friend, Russell Buckins, who tells him that Hanson’s high school crush is getting married. He spends the rest of the episode fretting about lost opportunities. Also, his precious car is refitted as a street racing machine, much to his agony.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall acts as Hanson’s conscience throughout, encouraging him not to be such a goody-goody, but to take risks and live a little.

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“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert…”

Undercover blues: Hanson’s newfound recklessness goes too far, trashing a car in a street race. He and Penhall get temporarily sent back to the academy, but Hanson does the bad boy thing, blowing off the academy and road-tripping to find his high school crush.

Goin’ to the chapel: On the way to the wedding, Hanson and Russell stop by some country western bar, where a cowboy brings a live bear into a wrestling ring. To prove his newly rebellious self, Hanson wrestles the bear. Calm down, we don’t actually see him fight the bear, we only see Hanson get tossed out of the ring.

But it looks so cuddly.

But it looks so cuddly.

Torn from today’s headlines: The “Fear and Loathing” title is obviously a reference to Hunter S. Thompson’s writings, most notably Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Hanson and Russell do develop a sort of Raoul Duke/Dr. Gonzo relationship on the road. And, yes, Johnny Depp went on to star in the movie version of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Trivia time: The stern academy instructor is played by Marc Alaimo, best known for playing Gul Dukat on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

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“The Cardassian Central Command will have to be informed of this.”

Also on the wild road trip, there’s joke about Hanson getting a tattoo. They used Johnny Depp’s real-life tattoo for this scene.

Jumpin’ or not? This episode is all over the place, from car race action to Penhall’s emotional crisis to goofy hijinks at the academy to bear wrestling. This is a huge step in Hanson’s ongoing journey from straight-laced cop to rebellious bad boy, and that one makes it worth seeing. It’s jumpin’!

Next week: It’s THAT episode. You know the one.

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 14

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Let’s watch it. Today it’s one of the most disgusting – and therefore one of the most beloved – scenes in the movie, 38:01-42:20 on the Blu-ray.

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You’ll recall that we left off on an absolutely adorable shot of a Nebrie and its two babies, in a moment of extreme cuteness. But in this movie, which has given so many children so many nightmares over the years, such cuteness cannot stand, so we fade from the cute Nebries to a dead one, on a plate, about to be served as dinner to Skeksis. We’re in the castle, and the dead-eyed Podling slaves are carrying dead Nebrie to the dinner table. The plate also contains what looks like potatoes and some small hard shells, no doubt a lobster-like delicacy. The Skeksis hit the point home by saying, “Roast Nebrie, my favorite,” and, “I want the rare piece.” I guess “rare” in this case means something unique, that each Nebrie has only one of. I’ll leave it to your imaginations as to what that might be.

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Yes, this is the famous dinner scene. The camera pulls back, and we see all the Skeksis sitting at their table, in oversized chairs, chowing down. This goes on for a while, with no dialogue, just shots of them all eating, with wonderfully gross sound effects of them chewing, slurping, and even belching. Two of them fight over a piece of meat. Another has a long metal spike attached to his fingertip, as a sort of eating utensil. The General dips a piece of meat in some sauce. The Gourmand (that’s right, the fat one is the Gourmand) plunges his whole face into a bowl and emerges with meat tendrils dangling from his mouth. Another rips meat off a bone with his beak.

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Another Skeksis, the Ornamentalist, goes against type, daintily gnawing on a bone rather than chomping down on it, and then delighting with pleasure at its taste. On the Blu-ray’s bonus features, Jim Henson discusses portraying the Ornamentalist during this scene. This is where he states that despite the male pronouns, the Skeksis are in fact sexless, and that he sees a lot of feminine qualities in them, the Ornamentalist in particular. If you rewatch The Dark Crystal with the approach that the Skeksis are a bunch of dithering old ladies, suddenly it’s a whole different movie.

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The General is not so pleased with the meal, declaring a chunk of meat to be “rotten” and tossing it over his shoulder. There’s a shot of a couple of rodent-like critters on the floor the Skeksis toss meat to. They look a lot like Philo and Gunge, the Trash Heap’s sidekicks from Fraggle Rock. Then… more eating. More meat hanging from the Skeksis’ mouths as they eat. Finally, the Skeksis Ritual-Master breaks the silence, reminding the others that the Gelfling, Jen, escaped. The General, speaking with his mouth full, argues that no Gelfling has ever escaped the Garthim. This is not true at all, as we saw Gelflings fight, defeat, and escape from Garthim in the manga Legends of the Dark Crystal. The General is clearly exaggerating in this scene, to maintain intimidation over the other Skeksis.

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With that dialogue exchange done, we get even more eating. Showing increasingly deplorable table manners, the Skeksis pick their teeth, and one sticks his beak into a bowl of liquid. (Water? Soup? We don’t know.) He then shakes his head kind of like how a wet dog shakes itself, and he takes a napkin from a Podling slave and wipes his face. OK, so maybe there are some table manners. Another Skeksis demands, “More food!” A Podling arrives with a bowl full of small mouse-like critters. “Dessert! Crawlies!” a Skeksis says. One of the Crawlies, still alive, hops out of the bowl and skitters across the table. Several Skeksis try to grab or smash it as it runs past, but it avoids them. At the end of the table, the Gourmand catches it, and immediately stuffs the poor little thing into his mouth, saying, “Not bad at all.” Brian Froud has mentioned this scene in many interviews over the years, saying the Crawlies were cheap little wind-up toys he found at a local toy store. He likes to point this out, arguing that you don’t always need multi-million dollar special effects when simple innovation will do.

This has been just over two minutes of screentime devoted to nothing but the Skeksis eating. What are we to make of this? To start, it’s a contrast to the previous scene where Kira was all harmonious with nature, here we see Skeksis being all gross and carnivorous, eating the animals that Kira was so kind to. Second, all this helps establish the “reality” of this world, so we’re not thinking of these creatures as merely puppets. We see them biting into meat, tearing the meat of the bone with their jaws. We see them interacting with liquid, the water dripping from their mouths. It’s all about selling the Skeksis as living things, and further immersing viewers into this fantasy world. Also, note that the Skeksis are not sitting around a dinner table, but are seating in a single row, facing outward. This no doubt made filming easier, but it’s also a reminder as to their past. The tie-in fiction states that they once held grand balls inside the castle, and this dinner setup is clearly a remnant of those glory days. Look in the background of this scene and you can see junk all over the floor, more tattered curtains on the walls, and so on, all showing how far into disarray this world has become.

A few Garthim enter the room, and the Skeksis get all excited because they think the Garthim have captured Jen. The Garthim have a big sack with someone struggling inside it. The Skeksis demand, “Release the Gelfling!” Only, it’s not a Gelfling, it’s Aughra inside there. She struggles her way out of the bag as the Skeksis react with surprise. She calls the Skeksis fools, and tells them “Of course I’m no Gelfling you putrid lizards!” She then adds, “I’ll get my eye to you.” I’ll admit it: I have no idea what she means by that. Whatever it means, the Skeksis react with fear upon hearing this, as if it’s a threat. The Ritual-Master deduces that Aughra was with Jen and was helping him. He demands to know where Jen is. Aughra responds only with “Gone.”

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Aughra approaches the Skeksis, taking a moment to punch one of the Garthim out of frustration. It doesn’t hurt the Garthim, but it makes Aughra look pretty badass, standing up to the big scary monster. She asks why the Skeksis didn’t just ask her to begin with, instead of sending their soldiers to attack her home. (Would she have helped them if they asked nicely? We’d like to think not, but it’s hard to say. Remember how scatterbrained she acted when she first met Jen.)

Aughra then loses it, going on an epic rant: “Moldy mildew mother of mouthmuck! Dangle and strangle to death!” The Ornamentalist doesn’t like this, saying “How crude!” The Ritual-Master calls Aughra a “harridan” and states that the Skeksis are the lords of the Crystal. (I looked it up. “Harridan” means a hag, shrew, or scolding woman.) Aughra takes a second to examine a piece of glassware on the Skeksis’ table, and then reminds them of the prophecy, that a Gelfling will end Skeksis’ power. Note that here it’s a definite that this will happen, when in other instances the prophecy only said it might happen. Aughra does her slapsticky sit-down-with-grunt thing again, and she says the Gelfling will come and “make you crawl like the worms you are.” Oohh, so she’s using the prophecy here not so much to be accurate, but to stick it to the Skeksis, no doubt in retaliation for them trashing her home.

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For first-time viewers, this is mostly humorous stuff, in that the Skeksis captured her instead of Jen. Once you’ve read the tie-in fiction, though, this scene has a whole new dynamic. Aughra and the Skeksis know each other, and they’ve known each other for a very long time. Therefore, the Skeksis have every right to be afraid of her, because they know how important she is to this world, and she has every right to snap at them, because she’s seen all they’ve done and how far they’ve fallen. Instead of just a wacky mix-up, this scene is about years of tension between these characters finally coming to a head.

The General demands, “Find the Gelfling now!” The Ritual-Master orders the Crystal Bats to fly, commanding them to “Search the water, search the land, search the sky.” We see the Crystal Bats take off from the ceiling and fly off. As they do so, we can see the Garthim leading Aughra away. This shows that, despite her ripping into them, she’s still their prisoner. Then there’s the Wizard of Oz flying monkeys shot, with the Crystal Bats flying off into the sunset sky. The tie-in materials tell us that, like the Garthim, the Crystal Bats are artificial creatures created by the Skeksis. Each one is affixed with a crystal that somehow broadcasts images back to the Dark Crystal, in the castle. According to canon, the Skeksis grew hardier and hardier Crystal Bats over the years, to the point where they can command the Garthim through the Crystal Bats, so they no longer have a need to leave the castle. The canon features SkekMal the Hunter, and SkekLach the Collector, who both used to travel outside the castle, hunting Gelflings. They are both absent in the movie and their fates are currently unknown. Can we speculate that their demises led to a greater prominence for the Crystal Bats? All we know for sure is the Crystal Bats are looking for Jen. We’ll find out what he and Kira are up to next time.

Next: Rollin’ on the river.

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Fantastic Friday: Ben’s betrayal

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. We go back to basics, kicking off another multi-issue arc in #68.

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We begin in a hospital room, where Alicia is recovering from her adventures with the Enclave and “Him” in the last two issues. A nurse snarks at our heroes, ordering them not to stay too long. Pretty presumptuous of her, ordering around the world’s smartest man and a giant rock monster. Alicia is appreciative of Ben, going on about how sweet she thinks she is, but Ben is back in “poor me” mode, saying that if she ever got her eyesight and saw what he looks like, she’d never love him. Everyone disagrees, but Ben won’t hear it, insisting that Reed make another attempt at turning Ben into a human. Reed agrees to do so.

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Elsewhere, we meet a Dr. Santini, who has been abducted by strange men in green jumpsuits. He is forced into a locked room. A man on the other side of the room, who we only see by his eyes, uses “hypno-lenses” to mesmerize Santini and learn about his connection with Reed Richards. Under duress, Santini reveals that he’s an expert in chemistry and Reed wants his help in reversing the effects of cosmic radiation. We go from there to Reed’s lab, where Reed fills in the rest of the exposition, saying he’s sent for Santini to help find a cure for Ben. Then there’s a few pages of comedy slapstick in which Sue wants to show off her new miniskirt FF uniform, but turns invisible because she’s not ready for them to see it yet. The three of them chase each other around the building. This is evidently all an attempt to get Ben back in a good mood.

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Then we catch up with Johnny, who is introducing Crystal to his pals at the garage, all working on his hot rod (not a euphemism). One guy, Blackie, threatens to steal Crystal away from Johnny, and Johnny starts a fight with him. Crystal uses her powers to break up the fight before it starts. She says she commands elemental powers, and that “Only I can wield a mystic influence over fire, water, and air – whenever the need arises!” After all this time, I’m afraid this is the best explanation we’re going to get as to what her powers are. In this scene, she summons a huge gust of wind to separate the two guys.

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The mystery man who has kidnapped Santini continues his plan, disguising himself as Santini. He has a wig, fake mustache, and a “plasti-organic nose” of his own inventions. He says his ultimate plan is the ultimate destruction of the Fantastic Four. At FF headquarters, everyone’s preparing for Santini’s arrival, with Ben not wanting to wear a fancy suit. Santini arrives, but we the readers know it’s really the imposter in disguise. He’s raises some suspicion by showing more interest in Reed’s computers than in Ben’s chemistry, even though Santini is supposed to be a chemist.

While Reed and the imposter mess around in Reed’s lab, with Reed unknowingly stopping the imposter’s sabotage, Ben goes for a walk. Ben’s still in “pity party” mode, grousing about being a monster. The Yancy Street Gang tries to pull a prank on him, but he’s so down in the dumps he doesn’t even notice it. One prankster says, “If we can’t get ‘im mad at us any more, the Yancy Street Gang might as well go outta business!”

Ben returns to the Baxter Building just in time for the big experiment. We get several pages of Reed and the imposter hooking Ben up to all kinds of crazy-looking machines, with a lot of technobabble like “mesa-rays” and “the electro-board.” When it comes for the final step of the experiment, the imposter makes a few last-minute adjustments. Reed wants to check the adjustments, but it’s too late, as the imposter throws the switch. Ben is bombarded by the “mesa-rays.”

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When the rays fade, Ben is still the Thing. He explodes with rage, trashing the lab equipment. Reed can tell something is wrong, thinking that Ben now has “sheer savagery” and “an air of mercilessness – total hatred.” Instead of changing Ben’s body, Ben’s mind has been transformed, into a creature of pure rage. “And now he’s coming to kill you,” the imposter thinks.

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Reed seems more determined than ever to find Ben’s cure, bringing in outside help. His white lab coat stretches along with him.

Fade out: What are we to make of Sue’s miniskirt uniform? I don’t know, other than to shrug and say, “It was the ‘60s.”

Clobberin’ time: In past issues, we’ve seen Ben come to terms with who he is and his acceptance of being the Thing. In this issue, though, he’s back to hating himself and wanting a cure. It’s as if the character’s been re-set to the status of the first 10-20 issues, forgetting all his growth since then. This is a necessary evil, though. The whole issue is about establishing who Ben is, so the next chapters can have him acting wildly out of character.

Flame on: We meet the Torch’s friend, a guy named Blackie who’s into race cars. But wait, the original Human Torch from the 1940s also had a supporting character named Blackie who was a race car driver. Coincidence?

Commercial break: An ad for Saturday morning cartoons is a retro bonanza, but I especially like this one for the short-lived Beatles cartoon:

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Trivia time: At one point, Ben mentions not wanting to be dressed up like Beau Brummell. I looked it up: Brummell was an early 19th century fashion expert, often credited with invented what is today known as the standard male suit-and-tie look. And comic fans think Brian K. Vaughuan makes obscure references.

Fantastic or frightful: This whole issue is a set-up for the next parts, which are the real meat of the story. With that in mind, it works, and might make a nice jumping-on point for new readers.

Next: Out of control!

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 13

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Let’s watch it. Time to meet one of the main characters, 34:32-38:00 on the Blu-ray.

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When we last left Jen, Fizzgig jumped out and scared him, forcing backward into some mud. Then a mysterious hooded stranger approached. As she approaches, we see enough of her face that she doesn’t need to remove her hood. She’s a blonde female Gelfling. This is Kira. Then there’s a closeup, and she pulls back the hood for reveal anyway. She addresses Fizzgig in a strange language, and then addresses Jen in that same language, trying several times to reach him. At first, I thought she was trying a bunch of different languages on him, but DarkCrystal.com informs us that she’s speaking the Podling language to him. The site has translations for all of her other language sayings, but they’re not anything you can’t already glean from watching the movie.

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Jen says in (let’s face it) English that she’s a Gelfling like him, and that he thought he was the only one. Kira responds in (might as well face it) English saying that she too through she was only one. But wait, are these the last two left? Both the Skeksis and Aughra believe that all the Gelflings are dead, but if these two are still alive, what if there are others that survived? We don’t know, of course, and are only left to speculate. For now, let’s go with that the movie tell us and assume there are just these two left.

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Kira offers to help Jen out of the mud. Their hands touch and… ooohh boy, now we’re into it. What happens next is a series of images flashing across screen as Jen and Kira see each other’s memories. They’re also hearing each other’s thoughts as this happens, for some additional exposition. This, as we’ll soon learn, is called “dream-fasting.” It’s basically information overload.

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Here’s what happens:

Young Kira surrounded by fire, referencing a war. A Garthim can be seen running around in the background.

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Kira’s mother hiding her inside a hollow tree. Then Mom gets taken away by a Garthim. This is the only other time in the movie we see another Gelfling, but it goes by so fast that we can’t really get a sense of who Mom is. You don’t suppose they just re-used the Kira puppet for this scene, do you?

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Jen remembers being found by one of the Mystics (the “big one” he says). He describes the Mystics as being able to “make the monsters disappear.”

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Young Kira wandering into the Podling village, and a Podling greeting her with a huge smile.

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Jen recalls the Mystic master giving him a bath. It’s during this shot that Kira informs him what dream-fasting is.

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The podlings feeding young Kira. She says her “new mum” among the Podlings named her Kira.

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Jen among the Mystics, saying that he thought the Mystics’ valley stretched on forever.

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Kira hiding from Garthim, as she exposits that Garthim raiding parties capture the Podlings.

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Jen and the Mystic Master, saying the Master was at once family, mentor, and friend.

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Kira picking flowers, with her saying she’s able to speak to flowers and all living things.

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Jen being educated by the Mystics, saying he learned numbers, words, and “the shapes of kindness.”

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There are few other quick images of Jen and Kira’s respective educations as the dream-fast fades, ending with both them revealing a desire to find someone else. Their hands part and the dream-fast ends. OK, what is going on with this dream-fasting business? Is it a too convenient of way to get across a lot of information at once, dare I say a cheat? You could make that case, especially since dream-fasting won’t be mentioned again. Now that it is a part of the movie, though, what can we make of it? In the tie-in graphic novels, we see dream-fasting used a courtship ritual, and it’s done with one Gelfling asking permission of the other first. Because Jen and Kira don’t have much experience with being around their own kind, they can probably be forgiven for not knowing this stuff. But Kira does know dream-fasting, so either the Podlings or her mother taught her about it, but the Mystics, trapped in their peaceful routines, never mentioned it to Jen. In a “bigger picture” sense, think about what dream-fasting means for a society on the whole. When they can open their memories to one another at any time, that means Gelflings have no secrets among each other, they must not lie to each other, and they must be comfortable enough with embarrassing memories not to hide them.

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Jen starts sinking father into the mud, and Kira tells him to hold still. Kira calls a song-like command to the water surrounding Jen, and a giant beetle-like creature rises up from under Jen. Kira tells him this is a Nebrie. Learning this is something of a rarity, in that a lot of the background animals throughout the world don’t get their names specified. Kira reintroduces herself, and repeats that they were dream-fasted. Remember that the voiceovers were a late addition to the movie to make it less confusing for audiences, which is why characters sometimes repeat themselves.

Fizzgig reenters the scene, reminding he that he’s the plucky animal sidekick. Kira picks him up and properly introduces him to Jen. Jen reaches to pet Fizzgig, but Fizzgig growls at him. Kira chides him, and Fizzgig looks sad. So, what’s the deal with Fizzgig. First, know that the name is only two syllables, Fizz-gig. Too many people over the years have pronounced it with three syllables, like Fizz-i-gig, but that’s just wrong. We saw earlier that Fizzgig has a second row of teeth in the back of his mouth, helpful for both attacking and chewing, I suppose. Finally, know that Fizzgig is not just his name, but also the name of his species, so it’s like naming your dog “Dog.”

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Kira says Jen seems strange to Fizzgig, and Jen shows he has some sense of humor as he says Fizzgig is the one who seems strange. Kira says he’s just nervous and that the Skeksis are always watching. Here we see the first of many instances of her knowing a lot more about the world than he does, as she’s already aware of who the Skeksis are and why they’re a threat. She invites Jen to come with her. As they walk off, there’s a comedy bit where Fizzgig growls at the Nebrie, only to have it roar back at him, scaring Fizzgig off. Then, in a moment of extreme cuteness, two lil’ baby Nebries emerge from the water for some sweet Nebrie parent/child bonding. Remember this moment of cuteness, because it’s about to be destroyed in the next scene.

Next: It’s suppertime!

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “Christmas in Saigon”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! It’s January as of this writing, so why not watch the Christmas episode?

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What’s goin’ down: It’s Christmas, but there’s no cheer for Ioki, who’s under investigation by internal affairs. It’s revealed his name isn’t really Harry Ioki, and that he might be in the country illegally.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Here’s Hanson: Hanson is still dating Amy, the social worker from last week, and he’s taking her to meet his mom on Christmas.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall will be spending Christmas at “Club Paradise,” which he describes as, “Eight hundred dollars and all the single women you can… meet.”

Undercover blues: Turns out Ioki’s real name is Vinh Van Tran, and he’s from Vietnam, not Japan. Most of the episode is a flashback to teenage Ioki’s escape from Saigon to the U.S. He changed his identity because he wanted to be a cop.

Proof that LOST did not invent flashbacks.

Proof that LOST did not invent flashbacks.

Goin’ to the chapel: Blowfish, Jump Street’s janitor, is paranoid about spending the holidays with his in-laws. We later meet his wife, played by Mindy Cohn from The Facts of Life.

Trivia time: Much of Ioki’s story is based on actor Dustin Nguyen’s real-life emigration from Vietnam during the fall of Saigon, except Nguyen’s parents survived, while Ioki’s fictional parents did not.

"Anybody seen a Private Ryan around here?"

“Anybody seen a Private Ryan around here?”

Remember back in the “Besieged” two-parter, when a computer glitch erased Ioki from the system? Turns out that was setting up this episode, and Ioki’s deception. Well played, 21 Jump Street.

The network originally aired this episode with the next one on the same night, as a much-hyped two-hour “event,” just in time for the holidays.

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Bromancin’

Jumpin’ or not? For a show with a reputation for cheesy schmaltz, it’s nice to see a Christmas episode that takes the high road, with a dramatic and intensely personal tale. It’s also the first really experimental episode, something we’ll see more of as the series continues. It’s jumpin’!

Next week: Fast AND furious!

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The Dark Crystal scene by scene, part 12

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Let’s watch it. Today we’re at 32:27-34:31 on the Blu-ray.

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Jen is sitting in the woods/swamp, contemplating the crystal shard. He says, in voiceover, that although he has the shard, he doesn’t know what to do with it. (I suppose Augrha’s earlier answer of “heal the Dark Crystal” wasn’t enough of an explanation for him.) He wonders if he’s supposed to take it somewhere, and what’s so special about it. This is another scene that is often criticized for the characters saying the same things twice, but remember that the voiceover was added after early test audiences were confused by the film, so the voiceover is her so we don’t lose the plot amid all the otherworldliness.

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Then, the shard shows Jen an image, not unlike how the Crystal showed the Skeksis an image earlier. This time, Jen sees a Skeksis smashing the Crystal with a staff, striking the Dark Crystal. The movie doesn’t linger on this, or give us any long-winded explanation. It’s up to us to surmise that this definitively connects the shard with the Dark Crystal. That it’s a piece of the Dark Crystal broken off by a Skeksis. For advanced reading, we of course have the tie-in books and website. Just after the second great conjunction, when the Crystal turned dark and in the minutes right after the Skeksis and the Mystics were divided into separate beings, the Skeksis were wild and animalistic, killing two Mystics on the spot – accidentally killing two of their own at the same time. In this mad frenzy, one of the Skeksis struck the Crystal, breaking off the shard. It fell into the caves beneath the castle, along with several other, lesser shards broken from the castle’s surface, where they were later recovered by Aughra for her keeping. Why did the Skeksis break the Crystal? It was in defiance of Aughra, who was pleading with them to make things right. As for which Skeksis broke the Crystal, it isn’t clear. Some fans believe it was the Skeksis scientist, but it looks like it could be any one of them. All this is depicted in detail in the Creation Myths graphic novel.

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Another question to be asked is, why does the shard show Jen this? Is it merely answering his question, or is it and the Dark Crystal slyly setting events in motion to the point where the Dark Crystal will eventually be healed? We can only speculate.

Back to the scene, Jen hears something and looks around. Interesting sound design here, as the “something’s nearby” sound clearly stands out from the other ambient sounds in the forest. Jen says, “I don’t like this” in voiceover, and walks forward. He’s startled by a group of plants that withdraw into the ground all at once. (For this shot, all the screenplay says is, “closeup on flowers.”) We get a few glimpses of a hooded figure darting about in the trees while Jen looks around, cautiously.

Look closely: A tree in the background is pulsating, as if breathing in and out with working lungs.

Jen sees a footprint in the wet soil. We don’t see it in relation to him, so at this point it could be a gigantic footprint for all we know. Jen hears something else and hurries forward. Despite his earlier comment about not liking this, he doesn’t seem fearful but instead excited as to what he might find. He comes to a log covered with moss, too dark to see inside.

Here’s where we get the big jump scare. Does it work? That depends. As soon as we see the log, and the camera ever so slowly pushing in on it, we know there’s going to be a jump scare, but a lot of us jump anyway. In Roger Corman’s memoir, he writes at great length about the long, dark hallway in movies. He says audiences know something is bad at the end of the hallway, but they’re still burning with curiosity as to what it is. Therefore, a jump scare is not just surprise, but surprise and relief. That’s the case here, as Fizzgig jumps out and scares the audience. Jen, too.

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Jen falls back into some mud while Fizzgig – a little dog-like creature – continues to growl at him. Jen dismisses Fizzgig as a potential danger, instead grousing, “Oh, no, right in the mud.” (More about Fizzgig in the next post, I promise.) Then, the hooded figure steps out of hiding. We see just enough of the stranger’s face to tell that this is something familiar…

Next: Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

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Fantastic Friday: Psych!

Re-reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. This week, it’s annual #5, which actually takes place before the issues I wrote about last week. Oh no, continuity is all out of whack now.

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The story begins as Sue mysteriously faints. Or, as Ben puts it, “She just went kerplunk!” She wakes, and insists she’s fine. Ben then takes off his jetcycle to go visit Alicia. We go from there to a “carefully-locked, completely soundproofed building,” where the evil Psycho-Man is displeased with one of his henchmen. The goon delivered a component to the wrong address, and now must be punished. Psycho-Man announces that he is the master of all emotions. He sets his Pyscho-Ray to “fear,” and causes the guy to have terrifying hallucinations. We then meet Psycho-Man’s other three henchmen, Live Wire, Ivan, and Shell Shock. Live Wire, who is dressed as a cowboy, tries to rebel with his electric pistol and electric lariat, but Psycho-Man’s armor to too strong for him. He sets the Pyscho-Ray to “doubt,” thus ruining their self-confidence and making them loyal to him.

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Ben is at Alicia’s place, where a mysterious package has been delivered. He can’t get it open. Something zaps him in the back, and then, out of nowhere, a big green monster attacks him. He fights it, only to have it knock him out. Sure enough, this was an attack by Psycho-Man, who blasted Ben and Alicia with the “fear” setting. Turns out this package is what the henchman accidentally delivered. (So, this is all just a big coincidence?) Psycho-Man exposits that he plans to use this component to build a giant Psycho-Ray that can control the emotions of the whole world, making him ruler, etc.

From there, we go to the beach at “Panther Island,” which we’re told was recently purchased by the Black Panther, and I guess is now part of the Wakandan nation. Or is Wakanda on the African coast? Anyway, the Black Panther and some of his men are on patrol after hearing reports of intruders on the island. Nice to see the country’s ruler taking a hands-on approach like this. He runs into Medusa and Karnak of the Inhumans, and there’s a heroes-mistake-each-other-for-enemies fight until Black Bolt breaks them up. The Inhumans are there to investigate a strange rock formation near the island. Black Bolt flies out there and creates a bridge for the rest to follow. He does this by revealing a new power of his – the ability to manipulate molecular energy. Sure, why not? On the big rock, Karnak discovers a mysterious dome, which propels him backward with an energy blast.

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Ben and Alicia rejoin the rest of FF. He’s anxious to go after Psycho-Man, apparently having overheard the baddie’s plan. Reed delays the fight against evil for a big announcement: Sue is preggers! Yep, a baby’s on the way, and everyone’s happy about it, with Ben doing the “I’ll be like an uncle,” gag, emphasizing how these characters have become like family. Reed says this is why he doesn’t want to go off and fight Psycho-Man, because he doesn’t want to endanger the baby. Ben says that’s not going to stop the rest of them.

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At Psycho-Man’s secret headquarters, he tells his goons that their location has been discovered. Turns out their base is the dome being investigated by Black Panther and the Inhumans. Time for fighting! This Ivan guy shoots Black Bolt with his “solar-pistol.” Shell Shock’s deal is that he can fire miniature hunter-missiles. The missile chases Black Panther around, but he does that thing where he leads it back to the guy who fired it and jumps out of the way at the last second. It’s Live Wire who proves to be the real trouble for the good guys, wrapping up Medusa in his electric lariat. He puts up a good fight against Karnak, but Karnak finds Live Wire’s weakness and takes him out.

None of this distresses Psycho-Man, who is almost done building the giant ray. Black Panther and the Inhumans are joined by Ben, Johnny and, for some reason, the Inhuman Triton, who arrive courtesy of Lockjaw, the Inhumans’ teleporting dog. Lockjaw hangs back, and the seven heroes enter Pyscho-Man’s dome, where they’re attacked out of nowhere by a huge yellow tentacle monster. Everybody fights it, but it appears too strong to be defeated. Karnak tries to break through the wall to get at Psycho-Man, but the wall comes alive and entangles him. Black Panther tries to get at Psycho-Man through the air ducts, but is attacked and overpowered by a caveman-like creature.

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Outside, the Inhuman Gorgon shows up, because there aren’t enough guest stars already. He finds the tentacle monster cornering Johnny and Medusa. With a single stomp of his mighty feet (his mighty hooves?), Gorgon creates a shockwave that makes the monster vanish. (Now would be a good time to remind everyone that Gorgon once singlehandedly defeated the entire FF.) Similar shock waves free Karnak and Triton. Everyone figures out what the reader already realized, that these attacks are the result of Psycho-Man’s ray. Gorgon’s shock waves are for some reason the only thing that can stop Psycho-Man’s illusions. After regrouping and smashing through some walls, the heroes finally confront Psycho-Man. Black Bolt destroys the giant ray, but Psycho-Man still has his hand-held one.

Psycho-Man then explains his origin. Hope you’re sitting down for this one: He is from a “micro-galaxy” inside “sub-atomica,” which is so small it can’t be seen with any microscope. The itty-bitty real him is somewhere inside the artificial armored body he built to interact with people on Earth. Pyscho-Man fires the fear ray on our heroes, and it looks like all is lost. Except he forgot Black Panther, still inside the air ducts. The Panther jumps into action and punches out Psycho-Man. In defeat, it appears that the microscopic real Pyscho-Man fled the artificial body and escaped. The others wonder if he’ll ever be back, and Ben does a big speech, saying that if Psycho-Man or anyone else threatens to take over the Earth, “We’ll clobber ‘em, or we’ll die tryin’.”

Unstable molecule/Fade out: Reed and Sue barely appear in this one, despite the historically important announcement. This also (retroactively) explained why she stayed away from the action in issues #66-67.

Clobberin’ time: Ben is in good spirits upon learning he’ll be an “uncle,” and, without Reed around, he takes a leadership role in the fight.

Flame on: With all these guest stars running around, poor Johnny isn’t given much to do.

Commercial break: You can have a he-man voice!

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Trivia time: This annual came with two back-up stories. The first was a Silver Surfer solo story, in which met Quasimodo, from annual #4, still a brain trapped inside that computer. The Surfer, in his naiveté, uses the power cosmic to give Quasimodo a real body. Then Quasimodo goes on a rampage, as is his wont, forcing the Surfer to stop him, this time by turning him into stone. The second back up story is a gag comic about Stan and Jack horsing around at the Marvel offices. It’s kind of unreadable, to be honest. There’s also a bunch of great Jack Kirby pin-ups of the FF and the Inhumans.

Fantastic or frightful? This is really an Inhumans/Black Panther team-up story. If it wasn’t for the announcement that Sue is pregnant, there wouldn’t a need for the FF to be in this issue at all. Still, the action is pretty great, with Kirby monsters and Kirby destruction.

Next week: Betrayal!

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 11

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Let’s watch it! Today we’re looking at two short scenes that are far more important than they first appear, 30:42-32:26 on the Blu-ray.

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First, we check in with the Mystics. They’re preparing for their big journey. We see one of them turn around, and there’s a neat little bit of puppetry were his toes move like fingers. One Mystic says in voiceover, “At last the Crystal calls,” and, “it is time to return to the castle.” So, is this just an expression, because they know it’s almost time for the great conjunction, or did the Crystal call them in a similar way that it called to the Skeksis earlier? Or is it somewhere in between, like the Mystics can merely feel a “pull” toward the Crystal? We don’t have the specifics, so we’re only left to speculate. We get a great shot of the Mystics’ valley, with them on the move, panning over to a close-up of one walking toward the camera. One can only imagine the logistics of creating this shot, with a lot of puppets all operating in tandem on different parts of this one huge set.

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The screenplay tells us that the Mystic speaking is the Ritual-Guardian, going so far as to specify his name, urZah. He’s the same one who spoke during the Master’s funeral, making him the most talkative of the Mystics. The World of the Dark Crystal book agrees, stating that urZah “spoke more freely than the other urRu.”

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There’s a fade, and the next shot is of the Mystics slowly marching down a huge mountainside. This raises a huge question: How much time is passing? The passage of time is suspect throughout the entire movie, but it stands out the most in these shots of the Mystics on their travels. They move really slowly, and, as we’ll see throughout the film, they appear to cover a lot of distance. Jen, meanwhile, doesn’t seem to travel as far or for as long. Is it possible that the Mysics are using magic, to cover a long distance in a short amount of time. The movie doesn’t tell us this, but it’s a possibility, considering how little we know about how magic works on this world. (Yes, I’m also aware that it’s a film editing thing, and that editors employ tricks like this all the time to create the illusion of the passage of time from scene to scene. Shut up and let me have my fun.)

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These next bits are hard to describe, but I’ll do my best. We cut to a forest/swamp setting. A few flowers on a log spin their petals like helicopter blades and take off flying (the screenplay calls these “flying mushrooms”). A small creature pokes his head out of a pond, and the thin tree next to him actually walks out of the water and onto land. A mushroom, one that looks like an actual mushroom this time, bends down and ducks under the water. A creature the screenplay identifies as a “weasel,” but which appears to have a turtle-like shell runs across the screen, chasing a small bug, trying to catch it in its mouth. Only, it gets swallowed by a big grassy mound, like a big Venus fly trap. An insect, called a “stick creature” in the screenplay, climbs up the side of some vegetation. The top of a cactus-like plant has what looks like a little tuft of hair, which moves in and out suggesting that the plant is taking breaths. In the background, a bunch of similar plants simultaneously sprout hairlike growths.

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What’s going on here? These are pretty much just Muppet Show-type gags, the little one-joke interstitial skits that used to tie scenes together on that series. Another thing is that in fantasy, it’s not enough to establish fantasy elements at the beginning of the story and leave it at that. You’ve got to keep re-establishing fantasy elements throughout, to keep things interesting and exciting for readers/viewers. This is why so many fantasy stories are travelogues, so that characters can discover new fantasy weirdness in each new place they visit. But this is more than just mood-setting. On the Blu-ray’s commentary, Brian Froud makes a case for this scene being a mission statement of sorts for the whole movie. He repeats over and over two statements on the nature of this world – that everything is alive, and that all things are connected. This and the tie-in books emphasize that, on this world, there are no distinctions between animal, vegetable, and mineral. There are descriptions of stuff like trees that walk, animals that remain motionless like boulders for years on end, and even rivers that contain the world’s memories at their deepest depths. Knowing that everything, absolutely everything, in this world is a living creature adds to our enjoyment of the movie, and the richness of this fantasy world.

The camera pans around some plants, where we find Jen contemplating the crystal shard, and that’s where we’ll pick things up next time.

Next: Laugh it up, fuzzball.

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