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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Mark Millar and Bryan Hitch continue on with issue #559. Also, David Letterman is here!

Recap: Dr. Doom has been kidnapped by a new team of supervillains calling themselves the New Defenders, one of whom is Johnny’s new girlfriend, a super-powered bank robber named Psionics. Also, their leader appears to be… the Hulk! Meanwhile, the Richard kids’ new nanny, Mrs. Deneuve, has deduced that little Valeria is actually a genius.

This issue begins in good spirits as Johnny’s new rock band is performing on The Late Show with David Letterman. Ben and his new girlfriend, schoolteacher Debbie Green, head to the Ed Sullivan Theater to check out the show. Johnny is running late for the show, speeding his expensive new car through NYC traffic, when he’s attacked by Lightwave, one of the New Defenders. They fight for a bit.

Elsewhere in New York, Sue is having dinner with Alyssa Moy, Reed’s ex-girlfriend. (Rather rude of Sue to skip Johnny’s Letterman appearance.) There’s a lot of tension between them, and Alyssa admits she’s in trouble. She and her husband, Ted Castle, are building Nu Earth, a recreation of Earth in a parallel universe where humanity will be evacuated in an upcoming natural disaster. However, Alyssa reveals that Ted lied, and that his plan is to save only the wealthy elite and leave the rest of humanity to die. Alyssa says Reed has severed his ties with her, and she doesn’t know who else to call.

Then we catch up Johnny, crawling from the wreckage of his expensive car. Psionics joins the fight, and he assumes this is because of their fight last issue. Psionics says that “Dr. Banner” insisted that Johnny die painlessly (!) but Lightwave, who you’ll remember is Psionics’ father, wants revenge for Johnny breaking his daughter’s heart. They fight inside a fast-food place, then in the sky over the city, and then in a parking garage.

The New Defenders’ sixth member, the mysterious “Hooded Man,” then attacks Johnny, grabbing him and throwing them both into an office building. We see a series of explosions from outside the building, and then the Hooded Man steps out with an unconscious Johnny. “Let’s get this clown back to base,” he says.

At the New Baxter Building, Reed is speaking on the phone (actually a hologram) with Hank Pym. He says he’s letting his subconscious work on the mystery of Doom’s kidnapping, while his main focus is investigating Alyssa and Ted’s prediction of an impending worldwide eco-disaster. He says he wants to assemble a task force. Then Mrs. Deneuve tells him something terrible has happened to Johnny.

At the New Defenders’ secret base, Johnny wakes to find himself and Dr. Doom both hooked up to a strange machine. Doom in uncommunicative, with the New Defenders bragging about how his pride has taken a huge blow. Johnny sees that the Hulk (or someone who appears to be the Hulk) is the group’s leader. This Hulk says his team needs a power source for a machine. Johnny looks down and sees that this machine is hooked up to Galactus’ chest (!). The Hulk says, “I think it’s time we had a little chat, Johnny.”

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Reed says the predicted eco-disaster will destroy the Earth in thirty years. He feels that the data is sound, but that it cannot be because of all the geniuses at work on Earth.

Fade out: Sue says her new charity-fundraising super-team Miss America has raised $55 million to help New Yorkers whose homes were destroyed during the World War Hulk event.

Clobberin’ time: Ben has fun showing off with Debbie in front of paparazzi, but Debbie says she doesn’t want her picture taken. This is another hint that she has a big secret.

Flame on: Johnny says he’s running late because he was visiting sick children in the hospital, but everyone knows he was really partying with two supermodels, because they posted photos online. (Not on social media, but on “their websites.”) Johnny does show his humanitarian side during the fight, though, when he helps civilians get to safety.

Our gal Val: Valeria is shown with Reed and Mrs. Deneuve, not saying a word and keeping her secret.

Trivia time: I’m very confused. The publication dates show that Secret Invasion has happened by now, but the Marvel Wiki is insistent that this storyline is before Secret Invasion, and that Hank Pym in this issue is still a Skrull in disguise. Hank’s hologram has a slight green glow, which might be a Skrull Easter egg. I guess I’ll get to Secret Invasion whenever the series gets to it.

David Letterman did a lot of top ten lists about comic book superheroes over the years, but I couldn’t find one specific to Fantastic Four. On the whole, it seems he and his writers favored DC over Marvel, referencing Batman and Superman most often. But, to be fair, Letterman did team up with the Avengers in Avengers #239, part of the infamous Assistant Editors’ Month event. (Conan O’Brien is a known Marvel fan, often praising Dave Cockrum’s art on Uncanny X-Men. When Jay Leno had Kevin Smith as a guest, Leno admitted he didn’t read comics.)

There’s a brown-haired man and blonde woman in Ben’s Fantasticar at the start of the issue, but we later learn that Reed and Sue are elsewhere in NYC at this time. Closer inspection reveals that this man and woman with Ben are Debbie Green’s coworkers, whom we met in issue #554.

Fantastic or frightful? A lot of action, and a lot of moving subplots forward, but not a lot of answers. This issue is big and cinematic, but it has middle-of-the-trade-collection energy.

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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #558 gives us new villains and a surprise continuity-changing twist for one of our main characters.

Recap: After their adventure involving an alternate Earth and would-be utopia called Nu Earth, the FF settled down for a bit back home. But it didn’t last long because a beaten and battle-weary Dr. Doom teleported into the new Baxter Building demanding to speak to Reed. Also, this issue’s cover proclaims, “Starting this issue: the death of the Invisible Woman,” so we’ve got that going on.

Ben has his new girlfriend Debbie Green and potential new nanny Tabitha Deneuve take Franklin and Valeria out of the room. Doom says he’s not there to attack, and he again demands to speak to Reed. Then three superhumans teleport into the room. Because this is a re-read and not a first-time read, I’ll go ahead and spoil it. The big metal guy is Alex Ultron, the glowing guy is Lightwave, and the girl in the green outfit is Natalie X. Ben fights these intruders, with them knocking him around with brute strength and a force field. Then Lightwave blasts Ben outside the building and through several neighboring high-rises. Natalie subdues Dr. Doom by giving him nightmares (!) and then they teleport out of there.

One hour later, Ben fills Reed in on what happened, amid the wreckage of the fight. Sue thanks Mrs. Deneuve for her help, and she offers her the job nanny on the spot. An Avengers Quinjet flies right into the room from outside (!), with She-Hulk and the Wasp, offering help. Debbie Green leaves, shaken by her experience, but promising to stay in touch with Ben. Outside, she has a clandestine meeting with a strange man, who asks her how long she was going to spend with “that freak.”

Later, Reed visits super-prison the Raft, where he reviews some security footage showing these three new villains breaking Doom out of his cell. (Doom was locked up following a lengthy story arc in Mighty Avengers.) A S.H.I.E.L.D. agent says Doom then broke free from the villains and escaped in hopes of contacting Reed. The villains call themselves the New Defenders. S.H.I.E.L.D. has Reed meet with former agent turned rogue Mentallo, who saw all this in a psychic vision. He mentions a “hooded man” and says an old friend is a leader of this group.

Then we catch up with Johnny and his new rock band in rehearsal. He says he doesn’t care about Doom’s kidnapping, considering how big of a problem Doom has been for the FF over the years. Johnny’s new girlfriend, the super-criminal known as Psionics, shows him a newspaper article about a string of armed robberies, and he figures out she’s the culprit. In private, Johnny tells her he can’t keep turning a blind eye to her life of crime. She chides him on never asking why she needs all the cash she’s stolen, and then she flies off in anger.

While Sue works late, Mrs. Deneuve sits with Valeria, who is sleeping. She says the baby monitor has been switched off, and they can now talk freely. Valeria opens her eyes and says, “How did you know?” Yes, Fantastic Four fans, this is the first appearance of lil’ genius Valeria!

Mrs. Deneuve says she can tell Valeria’s intelligence made a quantum leap forward about three months earlier, and she’ll soon be just as intelligent as her father. Deneuve encourages Valeria to tell her parents, and that they will be supportive. Valeria disagrees, saying Sue will feel alienated and it will drive an emotional wedge between Reed and Franklin. Deneuve asks Valeria, “You know who I am, don’t you?” and she asks Valeria to trust her.

Then we cut to the New Defenders’ secret headquarters, which is drawn as a lake. Are they underwater? Can’t worry about that, because Psionics is there, as one of the team! And… Lightwave is her father! She says she’s okay with Johnny dumping her, because if he couldn’t handle her being a bank robber, then he really wouldn’t have handled where the money is going. She assures the rest of the New Defenders that their mission hasn’t been compromised. We see that Dr. Doom is still with them, and he’s still comatose. Also, a hooded man is seen among them, as one of the team.

Turn the page, and we see the New Defenders’ leader emerge from the shadows. It appears to be… the Hulk?!? He says, “Everything’s going to plan.”

To be continued!   

Unstable molecule: Reed throws his weight around among the S.H.I.E.L.D. guys, as they let him look on their security cam footage.

Fade out: Sue is shown continuing her work on Miss America, her new all-female charity-raising super-team. She talks about how they’re relocating New Yorkers who lost their homes during the Hulk’s attack in World War Hulk.

Clobberin’ time: Not only has no one heard of the New Defenders, but they’ve never heard of Ben, guessing that his codename is either “Rock-Man” or “Brick-Man.”

Flame on: Johnny’s band is supposed to be rehearsing, but we only see them sitting around a recording studio doing nothing, with their instruments leaned against a wall.

Fantastic fifth wheel: She-Hulk shows up at the Baxter Building not to stop Dr. Doom’s kidnapping, but because she and the Wasp are there for a Miss America meeting. I find it funny that they fly the Quinjet in through the hole in the wall, and not land on the roof like usual.

Four and a half: During the fight, Franklin takes Mrs. Deneuve to the Baxter Building’s panic room. He says that Reed makes the kids do “supervillain drills” every Sunday morning. Is that upsetting? That seems like it could be upsetting.

Our gal Val: Valeria has been with us for a while now as a baby and then as a toddler (not to mention as Marvel Girl during Chris Claremont’s run), but this is her first real appearance. Valeria the child genius is going to go to create all kinds of complications throughout the Marvel Universe, and it all starts here. A lot of fans don’t like her, but I think what they’ve done with Valeria is pretty cool. In the 2000s, Marvel had a tough time creating new characters who manage to stick around. Miles Morales, Spider-Gwen, and Kamala Khan’s Ms. Marvel are the big three, but I personally would add genius Valeria to that list.

Trivia time: Who’s this Mentallo guy? First appearing way back in Strange Tales in 1966, he’s a mutant and low-level telepath and precog. Originally a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, he went rogue and worked for Hydra for a while. Since then, he’s bounced around among various supervillain teams and menaced multiple Marvel heroes. His continuity is so all over the place, that I’m unclear as to what landed him in S.H.I.E.L.D. custody in this issue.

Fantastic or frightful? The Valeria reveal is exciting, as is tying together the subplots that have been brewing for a while. Also, artist Bryan Hitch does his signature “widescreen comics” style to the fight scenes, making them big and propulsive. Despite all the mean things I’ve said about writer Mark Millar, I’m enjoying his take on Fantastic Four so far.

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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #557 answers the question, how do you fight a giant robot? With another giant robot!

Recap: Reed was contacted by his old girlfriend Alyssa Moy and her new husband, mega-millionaire Ted Castle, about their new project. It’s Nu Earth, an exact replica of Earth on the other side of a portal. Alyssa says an unpreventable environmental crisis is on the way, and humanity must be evacuated to Nu Earth. They also have plans for Nu Earth to be a utopia without armies or weapons. To manage this, they have a robot enforcer named Cap, who is programmed to end soldiers and war. Then Cap escaped its lab and waged war on all the Earth’s armies. Three of the FF and a whole bunch of Avengers could not stop him, but then Reed returned from a deep space mission with a promise to save the day.

This issue begins with Sue rescuing Ben from the icy waters where he was trapped, and then Alyssa and all the heroes trying to come up with a plan. We see the Pentagon and the White House being evacuated as the world fears Cap will track down and destroy any powerful military installations. We’re told Cap’s path of destruction has already leveled military bases all over Asia and India. Cut to Central Park in NYC, where we see Reed’s plan – he’s built a giant mech!

Reed calls this his Anti-Galactus suit, and he argues that if Cap is hunting the biggest weapons on Earth, then he’ll come straight for this one. Cap appears at that moment, ready to fight Reed. All the other heroes come through a portal, ready for a fight, but Reed orders them to back off. Reed knows the Cap wants to destroy the Anti-Galactus, but he also deduces that Cap is programmed not to harm Reed. He’s right, as Cap stops saying “Command: Do not hurt.” Reed says he’s under no such restraints. He fights back, with a punch that sends energy waves across all of New York.

Cap collapses, Reed shuts down the power to the Anti-Galactus, and everyone celebrates. Sue asks how Reed knew Cap was programmed not to harm him. Reed looks over at Alyssa and says, “An educated guess.”

At the White House, the president and his staff are dealing with the fallout of Cap destroying military bases all over the world. The president says that the “top-secret plan” is over, but his advisor tells him that foreign nations are willing to “keep a lid on the entire situation.” She then says that Nu-World is “our last hope” and that this incident cannot hold them back.

In New York, Reed and Alyssa are assisting with cleaning up the wreckage. She says she still wants him to work with her and Ted on creating Nu-Earth. He says he doesn’t like all the secrecy, and he’d rather work on saving Earth from the oncoming eco-disaster. Alyssa then gets personal, saying, “We married the wrong people.” She says Ted has the intellect but no passion, and she criticizes Sue for always complaining about Reed spending too much time in the lab. Reed says he loves Sue, and that’s not something Alyssa can work out with a calendar. Reed kisses Alyssa on the cheek, adding that’s a kiss goodbye.

Turn the page, and Reed and Sue are at a fancy restaurant for their anniversary. Sue says she could tell right away that Alyssa had an ulterior motive. Reed assures her she has nothing to worry about. He then gives her a gift, an “eternity ring” that he made himself. The ring’s jewel contains a micro-galaxy with seventy-four worlds inhabited with forty trillion life forms. She says it’s beautiful. Her gift to him a Bob Dylan CD (!).

Then one more surprise. This restaurant is located years in the past, with Reed and Sue having time-traveled there. They watch out the window to see young Reed and young Sue bump into each other on the sidewalk, which Reed says is the first time they laid eyes on each other as adults.

Elsewhere, Johnny returns to his new apartment to find his new girlfriend Psionics in his bed. She’s nude and covered with dollar bills (Wah-hey!). She’s just robbed a bank, but Johnny kisses her rather than call the cops.

At the new Baxter Building, Ben and his new girlfriend, Debbie Green, meet with a woman named Tabitha Deneuve, who is there to interview to be kids’ new nanny. Then alarms go off, and Ben believes the building is under attack. A door tears open, and a battle-damaged Dr. Doom is on the other side. He says, “Find Reed Richards! Now!”

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: This is the first I can recall of Reed’s Bob Dylan fandom. Any Dylan experts out there who want to tell me which song might be Reed’s favorite?

Fade out: Sue’s micro-galaxy ring is certainly foreshadowing, right? It’s setting up some future story where it’ll be used in a far-out sci-fi way, right? Nope, this issue is the only time it’s ever been seen.

Clobberin’ time: Ben asks a good question in why Cap doesn’t come with any sort of emergency off button. This goes unanswered.

Flame on: Issue #554 stated that Johnny’s new apartment was in New York’s famous Flatiron Building. But in this issue, the building exterior is definitely not that. There are some cardboard boxes in the background during that scene, so maybe he’s already moved again.

Fantastic fifth wheel: Black Panther, Storm, and Luke Cage are shown among the heroes fighting Cap.

Four and a half/our gal Val: This Ms. Deneuve lady missed her job interview because the FF were busy with the crisis. But she did meet Franklin and Valeria, who, we’re told, enjoyed her company. Unlike Sue’s galaxy ring, Ms. Deneuve is setting up a future storyline.

Trivia time: This is the only appearance of the Anti-Galactus mech. This issue references to how expensive and power-consuming it is, so that’s probably why.

Again we see that Reed has this huge staff working for him. This time they’re all flying around on hoverboards to put the final touches on the Anti-Galactus. Reed’s second-in-command is a woman named Rosie. The Marvel Wiki insists that this is the same Rosie who hosted the celebrity date auction in vol. 3 issue #50. We’ll never learn what that’s about, because this is her last appearance.

Fantastic or frightful? Despite wrecking half the Earth and defeating three Avengers teams at once, the menace of Cap ends up being anticlimactic. In the end, it wasn’t about Cap running amok, but about the Alyssa-Reed-Sue love triangle, which is handled nicely in this issue.

Next: Pretty little liar.

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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Except this is the holiday weekend, and Storm is an official FF member now, so here’s Storm:

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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Writer Mark Millar continues his run with issue #556, with robot battles in the snow. Because why not?

Recap: Reed was contacted by his old girlfriend Alyssa Moy and her new husband, mega-millionaire Ted Castle, about their new project. It’s Nu Earth, an exact replica of Earth on the other side of a portal. Alyssa says an unpreventable environmental crisis is on the way, and humanity must be evacuated to Nu Earth. They also have plans for Nu Earth to be a utopia without armies or weapons. To manage this, they have a robot enforcer named Cap, who is programmed to end soldiers and war. Then Cap escaped its lab and fled to Alaska, chasing down some actual soldiers.

We begin in Alaska, where Cap, who appears to be a giant robot with Captain America-themed colors. Cap quickly lays waste to the soldiers and then marches on to the nearest Air Force base. Cap destroys the base, killing its population of 50o people. At Earth-Trust, Alyssa and Ted’s secret lab, Alyssa says Cap was programmed to seek out and destroy the largest weapons, and that he’ll go after nukes next. Alyssa admits it will take superhuman effort to stop Cap, so she calls S.H.I.E.L.D. for help.

Cut to Johnny’s new apartment, where a TV crew arrives to set up cameras all over. Johnny starting his own band is also part of a new reality show about his life. Johnny’s manager Miguel is upset that Johnny has been out of touch, but Johnny explains he wasn’t around because of stopping the diamond heist last issue. Then we see that the sexy blue-haired superhuman burglar from last issue spent the night with Johnny. She’s going by name Psionics. As she sneaks out, she won’t tell Johnny her real name, saying secret identities exist for a reason.

At the new Baxter Building, Sue meets with Reed’s staff (who are these guys?) who tell her Reed is exploring a micro-galaxy on the edge of the universe, and he won’t be back for ninety minutes. Then Alyssa backflips through a portal and tells Sue that Cap is on a rampage and army bases are being evacuated all over. Cut to Alaska where Sue, Ben, and Johnny join Alyssa on the scene. Ted radios in to tell them that forty of the world’s biggest superheroes are already there.

Turn the page and we see a bunch of Marvel’s biggest names sprawled on the snow, defeated and possibly dead. Spider-Man, Storm, and Wolverine among them. “This can’t be good,” Ben says.

Then Cap appears and attacks. It’s several pages of fighting as Cap doesn’t slow down despite anything the FF throw at him. Cap punches out Ben, is resistant to Johnny’s fire, and he punches through several levels of Sue’s force fields. Alyssa tries to reason with Cap, revealing that his programming will not allow him to harm her. Then all the other heroes regain consciousness (so they’re not dead after all) and join the fight. Ben gets knocked into a frozen lake and sinks under the ice.

At the Earth-Trust lab, Ted freaks out, worrying that Cap’s personal teleporters are now online. He’s teleporting around the world attacking military bases in multiple countries. Just as Ted considers calling the U.N., a voice comes over his radio saying, “Sit tight, gentlemen.”

Turn the page, and Reed is riding his sky cycle out of a portal, saying, “I’m on my way.”

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: In the previous issue, it was suggested that Reed traveled across the universe to investigate Alyssa’s warnings about an impending environmental disaster. But this issue suggests he’s simply away on unrelated business. We’ll have to see.

Fade out: There’s still tension between Sue and Alyssa. When Alyssa makes a sarcastic comment during the fight, Sue flat-out tells her to shut up.

Clobberin’ time: Wolverine wakes up after Cap knocks Ben against him, before Ben goes sinking into the lake. I guess this means Wolvie is the one who then revived all the other heroes.

Flame on: After all that talk about how the camera crew is supposed to follow Johnny anywhere, they don’t follow him to Alaska. I guess that happens when you travel by portal.

Fantastic fifth wheel: Storm and Black Panther are both seen knocked out by Cap, although you have to look real closely to see that it’s Black Panther.

Four and a half/Our gal Val: Franklin is stuck with babysitting duties, bemoaning how Valeria only wants to watch the Bratz movie over and over. If you’ve never seen Bratz, know that it’s quite an experience.

Trivia time: The heroes on the scene are conveniently grouped into their teams, the New Avengers, the Mighty Avengers, the Young Avengers, and Yellowjacket’s Initiative team (the Marvel Wiki insists that Yellowjacket was still secretly a Skrull at this point, placing this before Secret Invasion). Black Panther and Storm aren’t on a team by this point.

The female superhero with the Giant Man-style powers is Stature. This is Cassie Lang, who lived with the Fantastic Four for a while during the Tom DeFalco era (era), along with her dad, the Scott Lang Ant-Man. Let’s not bother with how she’s in her late teens now while Franklin is only a little bit older.

Fantastic or frightful? It’s an all-action issue, but it takes place in the dark during a snowstorm, making the big battle look all dark blue and blurry. But it does move the story forward and increase the stakes. It works better as one chapter in the trade rather than a standalone issue, but that’s what comics have turned into at this point.

Next: Mecha-Reedzilla.

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