Tim Burton rewatch! After the mega-success of Batman, Burton’s next film was more of a personal film. But one full of outrageous humor, far-out visuals, and a lot of heart. Get out the ambrosia salad, because here’s Edward Scissorhands (1990).
Here’s what happens: Somewhere in suburbia, the local Avon lady decides to try her luck at the deserted old mansion on the hill. There, she discovers Edward, an unfinished mechanical man with scissors for hands. She takes him home with her, setting off a series of events that transforms her neighborhood, brings about some unrequited teen romance, and answers the question, “Where does snow come from?”
Origin story: Tim Burton allegedly came up with the story himself, including his own drawings of Edward, and then brought in screenwriting superstar Caroline Thompson to further flesh out the story. This is often described as Burton’s most autobiographical film, looking back on his alleged childhood as the only goth kid in his sunny California town.
Outsider theory: I don’t know if any Burton character is more of an outsider than Edward. All the suburbanites are drawn to the artwork – topiaries, haircuts, etc. – but they also consider him dangerous, or at least worthy of an entire answering machine tape’s worth of gossip.
Reality breaks through: While the suburbs start out as a magical, if quirky, new home for Edward, this movie is all about the real world butting in on the fantasy. The angry teens and the local gruff cop are a lot more “real” than the comedic sitcom-style parents and neighbors. So real, in fact, that they drive Edward back to the gloomy old mansion by the end of the movie.
Best bits: Neighbor: “The guys and I were talking, and we’d want to invite you to our card game on Friday night. Would you like that? The only thing is, you can’t cut!”
Thoughts on this viewing: You could argue that Edward Scissorhands is outdated, but for the most part it still plays. The little absurdities of suburban life combined with the weirdness of Edward make for winning comedy. Add to that an old-fashioned yet heartfelt romance at the core of it all, and the movie is an all-timer.
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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. What to do when you’ve got a new team lineup? Put them up against some classic villains. The Frightful Four are back in issue #548.
Recap: After the ever-tumultuous superhero Civil War, Reed and Sue left the team to reconcile their marriage, with Black Panther and Storm taking their place in the FF. Reed and Sue’s “second honeymoon” on Titan was interrupted by a message from aliens called Odopodians, whose society is (was?) under attack by rival aliens the Contrasepsis. Reed returned to Earth to work with the FF and Hank Pym on this. Back on Titan, Sue was attacked by the Frightful Four. Their leader the Wizard planted a bomb on Reed’s ship, blowing it up.
This issue begins with Sue bound by a device that cancels her powers, while the Wizard boasts about killing Reed. He insists that she admit he is Reed’s superior. She refuses. Wizard continues to boast that Black Panther and Storm are “c-listers” who pose no threat. Sue refuses to concede, even when the Wizard threatens to kill her.
Back on Earth, we see that the FF and Hank Pym survived the explosion, of course. Black Panther suspected that the ship had been sabotaged so he remote-piloted it away. The FF’s new Fold Ship, built for space travel, is being prepared, and Black Panther says there’s something they can do in the meantime. They broadcast a hologram of Reed to Titan, where he offers the Wizard a chance to beat him one-on-one. The other Frightfuls – Titania, Hydro-Man, and Paste-Pot Pete, um, I mean the Trapster – want to retreat, but the Wizard believes this is their chance to take down the FF once and for all.
In space, the FF fill Black Panther in on the Wizard’s background. On Titan, Wizard again boasts about how no one can sneak up on them, when Black Panther does just that. The Wizard promises his teammates $1 million for killing any of the FF, as long as they leave Reed to him. There’s a big fight, where Johnny buries Titania in melting metal, and then he burns part of Hydro-Man into steam. Black Panther knocks out the Trapster while admitting his traps are clever tech.
Reed confronts the Wizard, only for the Wizard to hit him with a neural disrupter. Wizard has a camera on them both, to broadcast Reed’s death back to everyone on Earth. Storm turns the rest of Hyrdo-Man into steam, and now the FF have the Wizard surrounded.
The Wizard says he has prepared for an eventual confrontation with Black Panther, and he pulls out a weapon. It crackles to life, revealing itself to be the sonic weapon used by supervillain Klaw. And then Klaw himself returns to life.
To be continued!
Unstable molecule: Reed is initially resistant to the Wizard’s electric blasts. But then Wizard has a second weapon that affects Reed’s central nervous system, and that does the trick.
Fade out: We’re not told what this device is that can neutralize Sue’s powers. Remember that in the previous issue, Wizard had tech that allowed him to walk through Sue’s force fields. I think we can assume this is that same device.
Clobberin’ time: Ben can’t punch Hyrdo-Man, and the villain nearly drowns him. It’s only after Johnny burns part of him that Hyrdo-Man goes from liquid back to solid, allowing Ben to knock him out.
Flame on: There’s an additional bit where Storm uses her wind power to toss the Trapster’s traps into the air, lining them up so Johnny can easily burn them. It’s a fun example of characters using their powers together in clever ways.
Fantastic fifth wheel: In the conversation about the Wizard, Reed says he did nothing to warrant the Wizard’s anger toward him, and that the villain’s jealously is unfounded. It’s hinted that Black Panther has had similar encounters. What’s not said is he’s thinking about his longstanding rivalry with Klaw, foreshadowing the end of the issue.
Storm’s defeat of Hydro-Man shows Marvel’s effort at this time to power her up, in that she doesn’t just control the weather, but can control the very atmosphere on a molecular level.
Titania says she joined the Frightful Four because the Wizard promised her the means to defeat She-Hulk. So there’s a third example of unwarranted jealously in this issue.
Trivia time: Klaw was the villain in Black Panther’s first appearance, first as a big game hunter, and then as a sonic-powered madman. Black Panther has developed quite the interesting rogue’s gallery over the years, but somehow Klaw usually tops the list.
The Wizard says that Jupiter is 1 billion miles from Earth. Google tells me that it’s approximately 376 million miles. We’ll chalk that up to “Wizard isn’t as smart as he thinks he is.”
It’s not said why Hank Pym stays behind on Earth. We’re just a short time away from Secret Invasion, which will reveal that he’s been a Skrull this whole time, so maybe that has something to do with it.
Fantastic or frightful? As comics lean more toward modernized, cinematic storytelling, the classic hero vs. villain slugfests have gone out of style. But this issue is a good old-fashioned brawl, and it’s a lot of fun. This is especially because of smart uses of the characters’ powers, and all the personality bits they show throughout. It feels like classic Marvel.
Next: The sound of… sound.
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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. The new team is back with the old team for some far-out sci-fi in #547.
With Black Panther as a member of the team now, his solo series has become another FF series, so let’s check in Black Panther #27. It begins in the same scene where 546 ends, with the team returning to space. After some time getting to know life in the new Baxter Building, currently doubling as a temporary Wakandan Embassy, the heroes deal with a monster escaped from the Negative Zone portal. They fight the monster while working out a way to teleport it back to the Negative Zone without reopening the portal. Instead, everybody ends up in a parallel universe where the Skrull homeworld is under attack by the zombies from the Marvel Zombies series. After a big battle, Black Panther used the magical King Solomon’s frogs to teleport away. It’d be another few issues of alternate reality/multiverse-hopping before they finally make it home.
This is all to say that Fantastic Four #547 begins with referencing these issues, where Johnny tries flirting with one of the Dora Milaje by regaling her with stories of the adventure, and T’Challa popping in to say he learned a lot from the journey. T’Challa leaves for the U.N., to resume his responsibility as king of Wakanda.
Cut to outer space, where Reed and Sue are investigating the mysterious meteor they learned of last issue. Remember that they’re taking a so-called second honeymoon to work out their differences after separating during Civil War. The meteor is an artificially constructed life form. Reed wants to study it, but Sue gives him only two days, what with the honeymoon and all. Sue returns to their place on Titan while Reed flies off to investigate, while a mysterious figure follows Reed.
At the new Baxter Building, Ben and Storm joke around about whether that’s her natural hair color (it is). Reed arrives at Camp Hammond in Connecticut where the superheroes of the Initiative are training. He meets with Hank Pym (secretly a Skrull in disguise) and they return to Reed’s ship to check out the meteor. It’s biological, with a built-in faster-than-light drive and a brain that doubles as a power source. They agree the meteor is like ambergris used in making perfume, and it’s possible that this is a message from aliens who communicate via smells.
Sue returns to Titan, only to have her spacecraft get shot down. It’s Hydro-Man, Titania, and Paste-Pot Pete, um, I mean the Trapster. They say they’re working with the Wizard, making this the return of the Frightful Four. Back aboard Reed’s ship, he whips up a device that translates the smells into mathematical vocabulary. The message is from aliens called Odopodians, who say it is a peaceful exchange of their science, art, and culture. But then it says that the message is because the Odopodians no longer exist, having been destroyed by rival aliens called the Contrasepsis. The message ends with, “As soon as they are finished with us, they are coming for you.”
Back on Titan, the three villains try to attack Sue, but she escapes invisibly. Then we’re back at the Baxter Building, where Reed has assembled the new FF and Hank, saying there’s still time to save the Odopodians. He and T’Challa agree to follow the meteor’s path back to its point of origin. He calls Sue to find her in midst of battle against the Frightful Four, now with the Wizard joining them. He has a new weapon that can phase through her force field. He uses it to knock her unconscious. Then Wizard has a message for Reed, “Come and get me, if you can.”
The Wizard tells his teammates that he planted a bomb in Reed’s ship, so when he and the FF will blow himself up when they come to Sue’s rescue. We see the ship explode in the sky over New York while the Wizard boasts, “The end of the Fantastic Four!”
To be continued!
Unstable Molecule: Reed seeks Hank Pym’s help because otherwise it would take Reed weeks of studying to become the biochemist Hank is. Hank tells Reed saying things like that are why Reed is not as popular among other superheroes.
Fade out: Sue turns invisible to escape the Frightful Four, but the villains know she has nowhere to go but the house on Titan, so we resume a few pages later with them fighting her inside the house.
Clobberin’ time: In addition to debating Storm’s hair color, there’s also question of whether Storm wears a weave. She lets Ben lift her up by her hair (!) to prove it.
Flame on: Johnny’s flirtation with a Dora Milaje doesn’t go well, when one of them nearly dislocates his shoulder. What did he think was going to happen?
Fantastic fifth wheel: Yes, that really is Storm’s hair color. Contrary to popular belief, her hair is not because of her mutation, but because she comes from a long line of African priestesses, known for their white hair.
While at the UN, Black Panther cautions a United States politician about not putting Wakanda in the same category as Latveria, Atlantis, and Attilan. He says this will create an unstable condition. This is referencing the politically tense “world tour” storyline from Black Panther just before Civil War started, where he and storm visited these places.
She-Hulk is seen in one panel at the Initiative base, training the new recruits.
The Alicia problem: The FF run into Lyja when on the Skrull homeworld. When she doesn’t recognize Johnny, that’s when everyone realizes they’re in an alternate universe. In this reality, Lyja is not a spy, but a high-ranking military general.
Trivia time: Thanks to movies, I’m pretty sure everyone already knows who the Dora Milaje are. But for the record, they are Wakandan king’s personal guard, a team of elite fighting women. While it’s hard to imagine Black Panther without them, they weren’t introduced until 1998’s Black Panther #3.
And then there are the Marvel Zombies. The zombie-verse first appeared in, of all places, Ultimate Fantastic Four, before spinning off into their own series. The premise was that all of humanity died except for the superheroes, who wandered the wrecked Earth as zombies. It concluded with the Avengers eating Galactus (!), giving them some power cosmic. They ventured into space looking for more people to eat, which led them to these Black Panther issues.
Fantastic or frightful? It seems epic space opera was the order of the day for Fantastic Four and Black Panther, because that’s what this run has been all about so far. With Reed and Sue still so prominent, it feels more like Fantastic Six, but that’s all right. This FF issue has some fun character beats and an exciting cliffhanger.
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Tim Burton rewatch! For only his third feature, Burton hit it big with a record-shattering blockbuster. But does 1989’s Batman hold up?
Here’s what happens: Photojournalist Vicki Vale returns to Gotham City and now has three new men in her life. There’s her whirlwind romance with handsome yet distant billionaire Bruce Wayne. Next, there’s the Joker, a maniac who has the entire city fearing him, and who has taken a dangerous interest in her. And then there’s Batman, a mysterious vigilante waging war against the Joker. Just what did Vicki see when her camera’s flash went off?
Origin story: Bob Kane created Batman for DC Comics in 1939, allegedly inspired by a story about The Shadow a few years earlier. Then Bill Finger took over the comic, turning it into the Batman we all know today.
With the comedic 1960s Batman TV series still fresh in fans’ minds, it took a lot of convincing for 1980s Hollywood to make a dark and gothic version, but it paid off with huge box office.
Outsider theory: Batman is the story of two outsiders. Bruce Wayne is awkward and stammering when meeting others at his own party, and he seems most comfortable sitting alone in the Batcave. His isolation is internal, hidden behind the cape and cowl. Then there’s Jack Napier, frustrated about being on the lower rung in Boss Grissom’s criminal empire. His isolation is external, taking over the entire city with bright colors and a perma-grin.
Reality breaks through: There are conflicting stories as to how and why Prince ended up on the soundtrack, with his songs prominent in the film. Some say the producers insisted on it, while others say Jack Nicholson was a Prince fan and it was his idea. The songs might feel incongruous, and yet it’s hard to imagine the movie without them.
Best bits: Joker: “I’m of a mind to make some mookie!” (I don’t know what this means, either.)
Thoughts on this viewing: One could probably nitpick Batman to death, as the plot is all over the place. The second act’s cat and mouse games between Batman and Joker are especially all over the place. But it doesn’t matter. The movie has so much style and the performances have so much big energy that the audience has no choice but to go along for the ride.
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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #547 has cosmic beings, epic space battles, and… magic frogs?
Recap: We have a new FF team with Black Panther and Storm joining Ben and Johnny. The body of dead teen superhero Gravity was stolen from his grave, so the team investigates. Joining them is Michael Collins, formerly the cyborg known as Deathlok. The trail takes them to space, and to godlike being Epoch. Epoch raises Gravity from the dead, in hopes of making him a protector of the universe alongside Quasar. But Galactus has arrived, hoping to devour this entire area of space. He’s joined by his new herald Stardust, and classic herald the Silver Surfer. The Surfer is something of an antihero at this point, having rejoined Galactus. As tensions escalate, Black Panther and Collins took off in the FF’s ship, leaving the rest of the team alone. Got all that?
We begin as the FF ship returns to Earth orbit. T’Challa contacts a Wakandan agent and says to prepare the Galactus Contingency Plan. He also says to “prepare the frogs.” The agent doesn’t like that, but T’Challa insists on it. Collins is impressed with how T’Challa is seemingly prepared for anything, but he says they should return to the others. T’Challa says he’s prepared for that as well.
In deep space, the newly alive and cosmically-powered Gravity squares off against Silver Surfer and Stardust, while also comparing notes with the FF. They tell him his own grave was robbed, and he says he wasn’t dead but in a cosmic chrysalis. Silver Surfer says the heroes got what they wanted. He tells them to leave. Gravity refuses, saying that Epoch named him as protector, and he won’t let Galactus devour her. The two heralds attack Gravity, so Storm and Ben fight back against them.
Cut to Saturn’s moon Titan, where Reed and Sue are reconciling their relationship. After some sci-fi business of how they’re able to eat and breathe and other science facts, Sue asks Reed what the rest of his plan was, post-Civil War. Now that the threat has passed, he says, they face an opportunity not just to stop destruction, but to build something genuinely good. He says he’s planning a course of action, and no matter what it is, he won’t move forward without the approval of his family. Then, Mentor’s house’s AI informs Reed of an unidentified object speeding toward Earth. Sue tells Reed he can investigate, but only if she comes along.
In Wakanda, T’Challa meets with his agent, Taku, who provides a large wooden box marked “Plan G.” Taku has also brought “the frogs,” despite his objections. These are indeed two small yellow frogs. T’Challa says they are King Solomon’s frogs, and that one controls time while the other controls space. By touching them to one another, T’Challa and Collins transport back to space with the box. The return right in the middle of the fight, where Storm is able to go toe-to-toe with Silver Surfer. He dons a special suit of armor and goes after the Surfer, instructing his teammates to concentrate their attacks on Stardust. Black Panther’s armor weakens the Silver Surfer, as it’s a variation of the tech Dr. Doom once used to steal the Surfer’s powers. Panther gives the armor to Johnny, and he and Silver Surfer fight hand-to-hand.
Johnny and Gravity defeat Stardust, and then Gravity flies up to Galactus, who is still assembling his planet-devouring machine. Gravity manages to hurt Galactus with a cosmic blast. But it’s Storm who does the talking, demanding that Galactus let Epoch go. Rather than fight Galactus, Gravity unleashes his power onto Galactus, to feed his hunger rather than injure him.
Galactus says he is restored to full strength, so he offers Gravity a boon. He asks that Galactus not harm Epoch, and Galactus swears to do so. He vanishes, and Epoch offers her thanks. She offers Gravity the chance to return to his chrysalis and regain his cosmic powers and his status as champion of the universe. He turns down her offer because he wants his old life back. Epoch agrees to this, and she says she will find another champion. Collins uses the frogs to return everyone to Earth. Gravity leaves for his parents’ home in Wisconsin to tell them he’s still alive. Ben says, “I’d call first.”
Unstable molecule: Reed’s post-Civil War plans remain to be seen. Remember that Reed and Tony Stark had a list of one hundred ideas for a better future, with Civil War’s controversial Negative Zone prison as number forty-two. This issue, however, states that Reed and Tony have gone their separate ways.
Fade out: Sue is disgusted by the fact that the sand on Titan’s beach isn’t sand at all, but pre-organic amino acids. Why does that upset her? What science joke am I not getting?
Clobberin’ time: Other than throw a few asteroids around during the fight, Ben doesn’t do much in this issue.
Flame on: Johnny enjoys being able to fight with cosmic flame, thanks to the power-siphoning armor. It would appear the effects of this are temporary.
Fantastic fifth wheel: We’re told the power-siphoning armor is only one part of Black Panther’s anti-Galactus plan. The rest involves the Wakandan Air Force, a shape-changer, and the Hulk. He skips those because he’s in a hurry.
It seems the mandate at the time was to build up Storm as one of Marvel’s biggest players. In this issue, her power is equal to two Galactus heralds, and she negotiates with Galactus himself.
Trivia time: This business about King Solomon’s frogs might seem random, but the frogs were a key part of the first issue of Black Panther’s first-ever solo series, 1977’s Black Panther #1. That issue states they are brass frog sculptures, but they appear to move at times, so who knows?
The final scene of this issue is recreated in Black Panther vol. 4 #27, which prominently features this new FF team. The cover even recreates the cover of Fantastic Four vol. 1 #3, but with T’Challa and Storm in place of Reed and Sue.
The AI being that talks to Reed and Sue is I.S.A.A.C., a “planet computer” permanently linked to Mentor’s home on Titan. Like Mentor, I.S.A.A.C. has been part of storylines for both the Eternals and Adam Warlock.
Wakandan agent Taku has been around for a long time, first appearing in Avengers #68, back in 1969. Although he’s antagonistic against T’Challa in this issue, he’s usually depicted as one of Black Panther’s most trusted advisors.
Fantastic or frightful? A very plot-heavy and action-heavy issue, but one that showcases the new dynamics that Storm and Black Panther bring to the team. The comic doesn’t let readers in on all the references, leaving them to run to the Marvel Wiki for explanations. Other than that, it’s some fun reading.
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Tim Burton rewatch! After doing TV for a few years, Burton was back on the big screen in a big way for 1988’s outrageous afterlife comedy, Beetlejuice.
Here’s what happens: After their death, small-town couple Adam and Barbara Maitland are tasked with haunting their home’s new owners, sophisticated yet neurotic urbanites Charles and Lydia Deitz. For help, they bring in a “freelance bio-exorcist” named Beetlejuice. He’s the ghost with the most, but he’s got plans of his own.
Origin story: Originally a horror movie called House Ghost, the script for Beetlejuice was passed around Hollywood for years before being made, with countless rewriting eventually making it a comedy.
In the movie, the character’s name is spelled “Betelgeuse,” a name also used frequently in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy novels. Betelgeuse is a star in the Orion constellation. The name is allegedly derived from old Arabic, roughly translated as “The Hand of Orion.”
Outsider theory: While all the characters are outsiders in some way, (the Maitlands are outsiders in the afterlife, and the Deitzs are outsiders in this small town), it’s teen daughter Lydia who truly speaks for the Burton fans, identifying herself as “strange and unusual.” Lydia’s love of photography is a fun detail in the movie, showing she has interests beyond being a disaffected teen.
Reality breaks through: The Maitlands attempt to scare the Deitz family and their dinner guests by possessing everyone and making them lip sync Harry Belafonte’s “Day-O.” It backfires, as the possessed end up enjoying it. The Maitlands are seen listening to Belafonte a couple of times throughout the movie.
Best bits: Beetlejuice: “Well, I attended Juilliard. I’m a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time doing that. I’ve seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it, not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think? Do you think I’m qualified?”
Thoughts upon this viewing: What’s not to love? A cast of memorable characters, Michael Keaton chewing every bit of scenery as Beetlejuice, and tons of visual razzle-dazzle. The séance scene with the Maitlands’ wedding clothes is beautifully macabre. The only quibble is that some plot and world-building info is sped through too quickly and will likely be lost for first-time viewers. But that’s minor considering how much fun this is.
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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #545 is only the second one with the new team, and they’re already up against Galactus.
Recap: The new Fantastic Four – Ben, Johnny, Black Panther, and Storm – are investigating the disappearance of the body of dead teen hero Gravity. Alongside Michael Collins, formerly the cyborg Deathlok, the team traveled to space to confront cosmic being Epoch. And then the Silver Surfer showed up.
This issue begins in space, but with Reed and Sue, who have traveled to Jupiter’s moon Titan for their second honeymoon and/or marriage reconciliation. An alien named Mentor is letting him use his winter home there. Then, elsewhere in space, we return to the FF. Silver Surfer confronts Epoch, saying his “master” must feed. Ben gets the Surfer’s attention and tells him to back off, but the Surfer says this entire area of space will soon be consumed by cosmic energy. Ben then tries to fight the Surfer, only to be overpowered.
Johnny rescues Ben from Silver Surfer’s blasts, and then Storm confronts him. Even though they’re in space, she’s able to draw stray hydrogen atoms to her, which she then unleashes as a nuclear-like bolt of lightning onto the Surfer. Epoch speaks, with strange dialogue about a chrysalis, a “holding action,” and the flow of time. She then brings Gravity back to life. He has no idea what happened to him, and Epoch tells him he’s been chosen for the greatest honor in the universe.
Epoch explains that when Gravity made his heroic life-ending sacrifice (this happened in the miniseries Beyond), his essence merged with the forces that gave him his gravity-manipulating superpowers. Gravity demands to be returned to Earth, but Epoch refuses. She says that Quasar is no more, so the universe needs a new protector, and Gravity gets the job.
Then, a ticked-off Silver Surfer returns for round two. Johnny manages to knock him off his board. When he calls for it to return to him, we see this amazing image of Black Panther surfing atop it!
Black Panther is so skilled he can get Silver Surfer into a stranglehold, despite the Surfer’s cosmic strength. Panther tries to explain the situation, and that all they want is to bring Gravity back home. Then he’s struck by an energy blast. This one comes from Stardust, the newest herald of Galactus. She threatens to throw Ben into the nearest sun, but Silver Surfer convinces her to listen to what Black Panther has to say.
With the fight over, Silver Surfer says he will allow the FF to complete their mission before Galactus arrives to devour this entire area of space. Ben asks the Surfer what he’s doing working for Galactus again, and the Surfer says his choice was about more than good versus evil. Ben says he won’t stand around and just let Galactus devour anyone Black Panther argues that conflict between Galactus and Epoch is not the FF’s concern. Ben insists that’s not what Reed would do, and Black Panther says Ben doesn’t have much a record when it comes to predicting what Reed would do.
Black Panther talks it over with Storm, and then he tells Silver Surfer that Epoch is under the FF’s protection, and Galactus must feed elsewhere. Galactus’ ship arrives, and Silver Surfer says, “Tell him yourself.” Galactus doesn’t speak, but gets to work constructing his planet-devouring machine. Silver Surfer says they have only thirty-five minutes to complete their mission. Ben remarks that Galactus will certainly kill Epoch, and Black Panther says he has a plan. He has Collins bring the ship around, and then they both leave.
Ben freaks out, thinking Black Panther has betrayed the team. He and Silver Surfer are about to fight again when Gravity reappears. He’s bursting with glowing blue energy now, and he proclaims himself as the new protector of the universe.
To be continued!
Unstable molecule: Who is this Mentor character letting Reed and Sue stay on Titan? Turns out this guy has a long and complex history in the Marvel Universe. He’s part of the Eternals and all their continuity, but he’s also tied into all of Adam Warlock’s adventures. Get this: Mentor is the father of both Starfox and the one and only Thanos!
Fade out: Sue says she’s always wanted to visit Titan. I don’t recall this coming up before, so let’s just take the comic’s word for it.
Clobberin’ time: Ben and Silver Surfer greet each other as friends, but they’re not above fighting each other if they must. This makes sense considering the characters’ shared history.
Flame on: Black Panther supplies the team with high-tech life support devices that allow them to breathe in space. He gives Johnny some extra ones for oxygen to fuel his fire powers.
Fantastic fifth wheel: This issue shows the differences in leadership between Black Panther and Reed. Both are science geniuses, but Reed is more of an improvisor, while Black Panther is more of a strategist who has planned ahead for any given possibility.
Storm summoning hydrogen atoms to make her own nuke is quite the extrapolation of how her powers work.
Four and a half/Our gal Val: Sue suggests calling the Baxter Building to check on the kids, confirming that Franklin and Valeria are staying with Ben and Johnny during this time.
Trivia time: What the miniseries Beyond about? An assortment of Marvel heroes, including Gravity, were transported to space in what looked like a recreation of the original Secret Wars, with a Beyonder-like figure telling them to battle it out with the winner getting anything they desire. Except this wasn’t the Beyonder, it was the Stranger. He was trying to determine the cause of superhumans, something he said was improbable. After a lot of fighting, death, and resurrections, the heroes defeated the Stranger. Gravity died due to the strain of keeping everyone else alive on the journey back to Earth.
Fantastic or frightful? This issue gives us a better look at the new team’s dynamics, yet it’s very plot-heavy, demanding that readers be already familiar with Beyond and wherever Epoch came from. On the other hand, Black Panther riding the Silver Surfer’s surfboard is awesome. It’s an image could and should become a meme.
Next: Prisoners of Gravity.
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Tim Burton rewatch! After working with Burton on the short film Frankenweenie, Shelley Duvall enlisted him to direct an episode of her Showtime anthology series Faerie Tale Theater, “Aladdin and his Wonderful Lamp.”
Here’s what happens: Street urchin Aladdin is recruited by an evil wizard to secure a magic lamp. Aladdin rubs the lamp himself, and, yep, out comes a genie. Then we’ve got wishes granted, romance with a princess, a flying carpet, and more.
Origin story: Faerie Tale Theatre was a passion project for actress Shelley Duvall, who wanted children’s programming made by top-notch talent. As such, any given episode features some of Hollywood’s biggest names. This one has James Earl Jones, Leonard Nimoy, and Valerie Bertinelli.
Outsider theory: The opening narration tells us that the whole city has dismissed Aladdin as nothing but a troublemaking ne’er-do-well, but that he actually has a good heart.
Reality breaks through: One scene has the Sultan asking Aladdin to bring him an invention. Aladdin has the genie create a “box with a window,” which is basically television. The Sultan delights in watching it.
Best bits: Genie: “What’s wrong with this house? It’s a palace compared to a lamp.”
Someone was watching: The similarities between this and Disney’s 1993 Aladdin are striking, especially the wizard coercing Aladdin to enter the cave and fetch the lamp for him. To be fair, it has also has a couple shout-outs to the story as it appears in the Book of 1,001 Nights, a.k.a. The Arabian Nights, translated by Richard Burton (no relation?).
Thoughts upon this viewing: We get occasional flashes of Burton’s visual style in this, although not much as fans would want. It’s fun to see Leonard Nimoy and James Earl Jones totally hamming it up, but an hour is too long for this much childish whimsey.
Next: Daylight come and I wanna go home.
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Reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. It’s a whole new FF in issue #544 as Black Panther and Storm join the team, and superstar writer Dwayne McDuffie takes over the writing. Also, Deathlok is here! (Sort of.)
Following the ever-tumultuous events of Civil War, Reed and Sue have left the Fantastic Four for some private time to work out issues in their marriage. But there must always be a Fantastic Four (although I don’t know that’s an official rule), so two new members will fill in for them – Black Panther and Storm!
This issue does not start with the new team, but out in space. A mysterious voice says, “I have obtained the Chrysalis,” and, “I must hide for now.” Then a six-eyed alien flies through space, seeking the source of that voice. This being is Stardust, the newest herald of Galactus, who was introduced in Beta Ray Bill’s Stormbreaker miniseries. Stardust’s AI states that his quarry has cloaked its location.
Then we’re back in the new Baxter Building, picking up where the last issue left off. Reed and Sue tell Ben and Johnny that they’re taking some time off, and T’Challa the Black Panther and his new wife Storm show up to take their place. There’s still some tension between Storm and Reed about his actions during the Civil War.
Then there’s a flashback to the cleanup that followed the Civil War’s final battle, where Reed finds some undetonated bombs among the wreckage of the Wakandan Embassy. Tony Stark, now wearing a S.H.I.E.L.D. uniform as he’s S.H.I.E.L.D.’s new director, swears he will find the culprit. Black Panther says that if the US government put the bombs there, then the consequences will be dire. Tony takes Reed aside and tells Reed to convince Black Panther to go back to Wakanda and stop meddling in global politics. Reed says he won’t do that because he agrees with T’Challa, and also he knows T’Challa snuck a listening device on Tony.
The heroes agree it’s unlikely that Tony Stark planted the bombs, but that someone is out to get T’Challa. They need a safe place to stay. Cut to a press conference, where T’Challa announces that the Baxter Building will serve as a temporary Wakandan Embassy until a new one can be constructed. Further, Black Panther says the US government’s actions during the Civil War have destabilized power across the entire globe, and he plans to work with the United Nations until a solution can be found. Reed and Sue assure the reporters that their leave of absence is only temporary, while Storm says that she and T’Challa will fill in for Reed and Sue if circumstances require it.
Later, Johnny jokes with Storm about how she is royalty now. We see the entire embassy staff is also moving into the building, a couple dozen Wakandans with a bunch of Wakandan artifacts and decorations as well. T’Challa’s aide W’Kabi interrupts, saying a fellow hero has arrived and needs help. It’s Michael Collins, formerly known as the cyborg Dethlok. He’s now fully human, with no more machine parts, but he says that’s not the issue that brought him there.
Collins takes the new FF to the gravesite of former teen hero Gravity, who died saving him and several others during a cosmic battle. (This happened in the Beyond miniseries.) The gravesite is empty, and it has folded in on itself, which Black Panther says is the result of a black whole with an electric charge. (He’s now the science guy with Reed not around.) Collins says that the cosmic battle got so intense that the Watcher got involved. Ben jokes about going into space to ask the Watcher about this, and Black Panther decides to do just that.
Turn the page, and the new FF are blasting into space aboard Reed’s newest spacecraft, called the Fold Ship. Ben says the ship can reach the moon in under four minutes. Along the way, the four heroes and Collins all reveal that they’ve met the Watcher previously. Upon arriving at the Watcher’s home, the Watcher appears immediately. Ben jokes around with him for a bit while Storm flies through the home and swipes the Ultimate Nullifier. Black Panther threatens to use the Nullifier and erase the Watcher from existence. The Watcher says the Nullifier also destroys the user, but T’Challa won’t back down.
The Watcher bends his vow not to interfere by granting the heroes access to the Cyclopedia Universum, which is where all the Watcher’s people’s knowledge is accumulated. This happens in a flash of light, and Ben says he now knows who took Gravity’s body from the grave. The Fold Ship takes off to new coordinates.
The trail leads to Epoch, a godlike cosmic being. She says that what she’s done is beyond human comprehension, and that she must remain hidden. Epoch attacks, while warning that this attack could lead to her detection by “the herald.” Then the Silver Surfer shows up, saying that he’s the one she’s afraid of.
To be continued!
Unstable molecule: The Fold Ship is based on Reed’s new research into space-folding, we’re told. T’Challa says he’d recently read an article written by Reed about it.
Fade out: At the press conference, Sue calls the leave of absence a second honeymoon, joking that the first honeymoon didn’t count since it was interrupted by supervillains and aliens. She doesn’t tell the reporters that she and Reed later had a proper honeymoon to make up for this, in the Fantastic Four: The Wedding Special one-shot.
Clobberin’ time: Ben and Johnny return to the dark-blue-with-white-trim uniforms of the John Byrne years. Ben explains that they’re color coordinating with their new teammates.
Flame on: Storm says she found the Ultimate Nullifier inside the Watcher’s house by following Johnny’s directions. Except Johnny originally located the Nullifier inside Galactus’ ship back in the day. My guess is Johnny has some residual cosmic knowledge from that time he was a Galactus herald.
Fantastic fifth wheel: Welcome to the team, Black Panther! Because he was introduced in a classic Lee/Kirby issue, he’s often considered a FF supporting character. Yet he’s appeared more often in Avengers and Iron Man. Nonetheless, the point has been made many times over the years that he and the FF have a great friendship.
Welcome to the team, Storm! She has quite the history. Although a descendant of ancient African princesses, she grew up as a lowly pickpocket in Cairo. When she developed her weather-controlling mutant powers, she was worshipped as a goddess by some superstitious tribe folk before being recruited to join the X-Men. (She retained the title “goddess” for years afterward, weirdly.) Her X-Men adventures are too many to list here, but she was the heart of the team for many years, serving as team leader for a time. Storm and Black Panther married in Black Panther #18, which led straight into Civil War, which led them here.
Medusa is mentioned as one of the superheroes saved by Gravity’s sacrifice at the end of Beyond.
Four and a half/Our gal Val: There is zero mention of Franklin and Valeria in this issue. We don’t know if they left with Reed and Sue or if they’re living in the Baxter Building along with all the Wakandans. Maybe they’re on the moon with Crystal?
Trivia time: Who is Epoch? After the godlike being Eon died during Infinity Crusade, his daughter Epoch was born. She soon took over Eon’s duties leader of the Protectors of the Universe, made up of similar godlike beings.
Ben mentions himself and Deathlock having met before, when they encountered a bunch of Doombots. This happened in Deathlok #3-5.
While the X-Men have been present at all sorts of space/cosmic storylines, I’m having trouble of finding a time when Storm specifically interacted with the Watcher. Unless, of course, she’s referring to the Watcher appearing at her and T’Challa’s wedding.
This issue a “The Initiative” logo on the cover. I don’t know that the FF were made official members of the Fifty States Initiative (now known as just the Initiative), but the Marvel Wiki does list them as part of it. All the characters seem pretty anti-reg and anti-Tony Stark in this issue.
Fantastic or frightful? It’s the start of a brand-new era (era) for the series, and yet it’s also a direct sequel to Beyond? It’s a lot of Marvel continuity to keep track of in one issue, making it alienating for new readers. But it’s fun to see how the two new teammates bring something new to the table while it still feeling like a Fantastic Four adventure.
Next: Stranger days.
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Tim Burton rewatch! After his success with Pee-Wee, Burton went back to television for a while for one of the most Burton-y things you’ll ever see, Alfred Hitchcock Presents: The Jar.
Here’s what happens: A struggling artist is in poor financial shape, in danger of his friend losing her hole-in-the-wall gallery. Then he purchases a jar with a… thing inside of it. People are inexplicably mesmerized by the jar, and the gallery becomes an overnight success as folks line up to see it. But the question remains, what’s inside the jar?
Origin story: Ray Bradbury was allegedly inspired to write his short story The Jar after recalling a childhood memory of seeing a medical display featuring organs preserved in formaldehyde jars. The story has been adapted several times over the years, on various anthology TV series.
Speaking of which, the original Alfred Hitchcock Presents ran from 1955 to 1962, followed by The Alfred Hitchcock Hour from 1962 to 1965. It popularized Hitch’s “Good evening” and gave him his iconic theme music. Anthology TV had a big comeback in the 1980s, with Steven Spielberg’s Amazing Stories and the much-hyped Twilight Zone revival. NBC brought back Alfred Hitchcock Presents in 1985 with colorized Hitch intros and new stories. These were mostly crime vignettes with twist endings rather than anything supernatural, at least not until Bradbury and Burton showed up with The Jar.
Outsider theory: Our artist Noel is definitely the outsider, as the gallery is struggling and no one understands his art before the jar comes along. When someone asks him about what his art symbolizes, he responds, “It’s not supposed to be anything.”
Reality breaks through: What are we to make of the episode’s WWII-set prologue, where a woman uses the jar to distract a Nazi soldier pursuing her? Is it important for us to know that the jar is somehow immortal, or that it has a long history of violence and terror? I don’t get it.
Best bits: “Special? It looks like something you picked up in Tijuana! It looks like a lump of clay with a fight wig on it!”
Thoughts on this viewing: This is a terrific episode of television. Setting it in the art world allows Burton to run wild with funky lighting and set design. A bunch of cult actors, including Paul Bartel, Lorraine Newman, and Griffin Dunne, give big, broad performances, matching the visuals. Some fans say they’d like to see a feature-length version of this, but I’ll argue this has everything you want from a Burton movie in just 30 minutes.
Next: Tell me a story.
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