21 Jump Street rewatch: “Slippin’ Into Darkness”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! Season three, episode two, “Slippin’ Into Darkness,” provides some street-level action-movie goodness.

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What’s goin’ down: Meet the Street Rangers, a neighborhood watch program in which a bunch of beret-wearing thugs patrol the streets, looking for crime. Sounds nice, but these guys are getting aggressive and violent. Their vigilantism is impeding police investigations and stirring up fights, so our heroes go undercover to watch the neighborhood watch.

Bad dudes.

Bad dudes.

Here’s Hanson: Hanson’s undercover as a drug dealer, trying to nab the same crooks that the Street Rangers are after. We know he’s undercover because he’s wearing a goofy hat.

Just like Clark Kent's glasses.

Just like Clark Kent’s glasses.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall’s still working for police intelligence, where he knows everything about everything. While he delivers convenient exposition, Captain Fuller pressures him into deciding whether he wants to come back to Jump Street or not.

Book ‘em: The scumbag druggies don’t trust Booker as much as they do Hanson. This forces Booker to watch the action from the sidelines, much to his frustration.

Undercover blues: This episode’s all about Ioki, moving up through the ranks among the vigilantes. There’s a lot of action, which gives actor Dustin Nguyen several chances to show off his cool martial arts moves.

Kickin' some butt.

Kickin’ some butt.

Torn from today’s headlines: Neighborhood watch programs have been around since at least the 1960s, if not earlier. The concept was popularized in the ‘80s thanks to the National Neighborhood Watch Institute, as the distinctive “Boris the Burglar” logo started popping up everywhere.

Trivia time: There’s a guest spot from Tim Russ, well known to sci-fi fans as Tuvok, the Vulcan security chief and Neelix’s straight man on Star Trek Voyager.

"Remember when the shuttle crashed and I sang that song to those little kids? How lame was that?"

“Remember when the shuttle crashed and I sang that song to those little kids? How lame was that?”

Jumpin’ or not? The show was a bona fide hit by this point, so they could afford some serious production value. As such, most of this episode is filmed outdoors and at night, with glitzy lighting and that thing where the streets and sidewalks are watered down to make them look all shiny. There’s a lot of action, chases, and fighting in a three-way war between cops, crooks, and vigilantes. Fun stuff overall. Jumpin’!

Next week: Scandal-makers!

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Fantastic Friday: So the drama

Re-reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. You like drama? Issue #79 has all the drama!

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At the end of the previous issue, Reed succeeded in turning Ben back into a human. Ben groused about not being able to help his teammates in a fight, but Reed cautioned him, saying that if he turns back into the Thing, there’ll be no chance of ever being human again. This issue starts with everyone more jovial, as Johnny and Crystal are happy to see Ben back to his old self, and Ben wondering what Alicia will think of the “new” him. There’s a funny bit where Crystal plants a kiss on Ben, with Johnny getting jealous. A little bit of Stan Lee’s Peter/Gwen/Mary Jane romantic comedy stuff from Amazing Spider-Man seems to be crossing over into Fantastic Four. I know John Romita Sr. was Marvel’s “good girl” artist, but it’s hard not to fall in love with Jack Kirby’s Crystal in this issue.

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To further this point, the next several pages are Johnny and Crystal leaving the Baxter Building and hitting the town. There’s really no point to this, except to show that they’re still a couple, and they still love each other. For all their declarations of romance, we’ve rarely seen Johnny and Crystal spend any time together, so it’s fun to see them in action, doing the “flirty banter” thing.

Ben is in a taxi, on his way to see Alicia. He’s terribly nervous, wondering what she’ll think. So nervous that he brought the high-tech gloves the team took from the Wizard last issue. (Foreshadowing!) Reed, meanwhile, is at the hospital, talking to doctors about Sue. They reestablish what we learned last time, that the cosmic radiation that gives the FF their powers might affect the baby. Reed visits Sue in her room, but he can’t bring himself to tell her what he knows, instead saying he’s the luckiest guy in the world, etc. The scene ends on a splash page, used for a moment of quiet drama instead of huge action, which shows that despite the sci-fi/superhero trappings, the characters and their development are a priority.

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The next scene is at police headquarters, where a bunch of cops have confiscated equipment from one of the Mad Thinker’s hideouts, while the Thinker is still in jail. They find a body inside one box, frozen in stasis. It’s another one of the Thinker’s androids. The android wakes up and attacks. He overpowers the cops, and he is bulletproof. One of the cops calls him “a powerhouse” with “powerhouse” in bold letters. Was that supposed to be this character’s name? Either way, he escapes the police and is now out on the street. He rampages through the streets of New York, destroying everything he sees, saying he’s looking for “the guiding signal.”

Ben is at a restaurant with Alicia. They’re making small talk, not really addressing how he’s changed. She does that thing where she touches his face to “see” what he looks like. She says he’s handsome, but he thinks that she’s really disappointed. Then, of course, the android shows up. A caption refers to him as “android man” in bold, so maybe that was supposed to be his name? He’s being drawn to the Wizard’s gloves, whose circuits are giving off a signal. The android throws Ben across the room. Alicia picks up the box with the gloves, and the android grabs a hold of her. Ben fights back, managing to separate her from the android, only to have the android beat the crap out of him. The whole time, the android speechifies about why androids are so much better than humans.

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Desperate, Ben decides that only the Thing can defeat the android. He puts on the Wizard’s gloves. The science is perhaps a little iffy: Ben says that a sudden surge of energy turned him into a human, so a similar surge can turn him back into the Thing. That’s awfully simplistic, but it actually works. We don’t actually see the transformation, just the Thing’s fist coming into frame, punching the android.

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Johnny hears about the fight from a radio news bulletin, and he flies off, leaving Crystal behind with the car. (Hey, you don’t suppose they were at makeout point?) He arrives at the restaurant to find the fight over, the cops hauling the android away. Johnny reveals to Alicia that this means Ben can no longer be human again. She reacts with an, “Oh, no!” but Ben says he planned it this way. It’s a melancholy ending, where Ben walks off alone, saying, “Why should I be a nowhere nobody like plain Ben Grimm, when I can be… the Thing… forever!” Note that there’s no caption saying “The end” or any hyperbolic “Coming next month.” It just concludes on the strength of this last panel, for a very modern comics feel.

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Unstable molecule: Here’s an interesting take on Reed’s character. He’s always the one to jump into action and think his way out of any situation, but he’s too afraid to be honest to his wife. Some might not like this, but I like that this otherwise stalwart hero has some genuine human flaws.

Fade out: Although being kept in the dark, Sue shows great inner strength, thinking to herself that no matter what happens, she won’t be frightened.

Clobberin’ time: In the ‘80s, writer/artist John Byrne revealed that Ben’s inability to turn human again wasn’t biological, but a mental block. Some part of his subconscious wants him to be the Thing. This issue makes a lot more sense in that context, and it has me wondering if that’s what Stan and Jack where going for the whole time.

Flame on: Johnny’s car in this issue is a 1968 red Corvette Stingray convertible. Did Reed buy him this car? Does Johnny have a job?

Commercial break: “In just seven days, I can make you a ma-a-a-a-an!”

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Trivia time: In this issue, we meet O’Hoolihan, the Baxter Building’s doorman and gross Irish stereotype. He’ll become a very minor recurring character, with his next appearance not until issue #191.

Fantastic or frightful? Ben’s big decision just doesn’t have the weight it needs. This random android character is just too much of a chump to be the villain for such a serious turning point for Ben. Now would have been the perfect time to bring back the Hulk, which would have really increased the stakes. Still, the issue has its positives. The Reed/Sue drama is interesting, and Johnny and Crystal’s date is huge fun.

Next: Tooma-whoma?

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 28

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Events are moving faster and faster as we get closer to the finale. Today we’ve got chases and escapes, 1:24:28-1:15:47 on the Blu-ray.

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Jen has regained consciousness, and he and Fizzgig make their way through the cavernous tunnels. The atmosphere is very cavelike, so my guess is he’s still in the tunnels under the castle and not the castle proper. Fizzgig growls and barks loudly, and Jen tells him to keep quiet. Jen is perhaps speaking for the audience when he says to Fizzgig, “Some help you’ve been.” Jen steps forward into an opening and looks around. This is just long enough of a pause so that we know something is about to happen, and it does. One more step forward, and Jen he falls into darkness.

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The screen is pitch black in silence for a few seconds, making a lot of viewers think something’s wrong with their TVs, until Jen moves up into frame, holding his head. We then see Fizzgig above him and, wow, the hole he fell into is huge. How did he not see it? I guess he was still dazed from getting knocked out earlier.

Then there’s a great shot with Jen in the foreground and blackness behind him. There are scary noises, and then several Garthim emerge from the blackness. We only see their glowing purple eyes at first, and then their forms as they enclose around Jen. No CGI here, people, this effect was done in front of the camera, courtesy of the lighting guys. I love lighting tricks like these in movies. There’s a similar one in David Lynch’s Blue Velvet where Laura Dern’s character, in a white dress no less, emerges from darkness all around her, and it amazes me every time. Jen says, “Garthim” right before they appear, showing that he’s been a fast learner about the world beyond his valley. He started the movie not knowing they existed, and now he can recognize the sound of them approaching.

Action! Jen shows some mad skills, weaving and ducking away from the Garthim’s claws, even jumping over one of them and landing on the other side of the room, separating him from the group of them. It’s Gelfling parkour! One Garthim lashes out with its claw and smashes the wall, with an orange-y light coming from the other side. Jen seizes the opportunity, and climbs through the hole. On the other side, he’s in the crystal shaft (shut yo’ mouth). In a shot that was in all the trailers and commercials, Jen climbs up the side of the shaft while a Garthim claw tries to grab him. It’s a “fantasy adventure” moment in its purest sense. Jen keeps climbing, taking a moment to look down, and it really does look like a lake of fire (lava?) down there, and not an inner sun. Who knows, maybe the inner sun is deeper.

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The canon actually has something to say about this dark room. It’s called, simply, the Pit, and it’s where Garthim go when the wait to be summoned. The canon specifies that the Pit is right next to the crystal shaft, so it must be describing this scene. I have a couple of problems with this. First, when the Garthim were summoned earlier in the film, they didn’t come climbing out of the Pit, but they were already running around inside the castle. Second, if this room is where the Garthim live, how is it that one smack from one of them breaks open the wall? Maybe it demonstrates how this world has fallen so far into disrepair this close to the Great Conjunction, but that’s kind of stretch, even for me. No, this business about the Pit is just the fantasy cliché of giving every little thing an inflated importance. I say it’s scarier to say that the Garthim were down there in the darkness because they were relentless hunting Jen.

We then cut to outside the castle, where the Mystics have arrived at a big glob-looking thing that is the front door. This “front door” is shaped very similar to the weird goblet thing that the Skeksis’ Scientist collected his subjects’ essence in. This opening looks much larger in the manga Legends of the Dark Crystal, in which a huge crowd of Gelflings escaped through it. Perhaps it was made smaller after that event.

We don’t stay with that scene, though, because we’re quickly sent back to Jen. See what I mean about things moving fast now? Jen looks up and sees the Dark Crystal floating above him. We know it’s the Crystal, but he asks himself, “Is that the Dark Crystal?” This is significant in that we’ve seen the Crystal several times, but this is Jen’s first time seeing it, after hearing so much about it. He reaches the opening to the Scientist’s lab, the chamber of life, and he climbs inside. The lab is empty, except for Aughra, who now has her eye back in its socket. He exclaims “You’re alive!” reminding audiences that the last he saw of Aughra was her home going up in flames. She again says that there’s no time, and quotes the “When single shines the triple sun” line again. Is this repetition still needed so late in the movie? Doesn’t the audience get it by now?

Jen asks which way Kira has gone. Aughra points, and Jen exits to the right of the screen. There’s some real subtle stage direction here, because a few scenes earlier, Kira left the lab by going to the left of the screen. As we’ll see, they’ll eventually arrive at the Crystal Chamber, but from separate directions. Why does Aughra send Jen in the opposite direction that Kira went? Is she in batty old lady mode, or does she somehow know how things’ll play out if the Gelflings take opposite routes through the castle? We can only speculate.

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Then, just that fast, we’re taken back outside again, to the Mystics. Each scene is just a few seconds during this stretch of the movie. Two Garthim are standing guard (as opposed to being in the Pit) and they move to block the Mystics’ entrance. The Mystics do their deep chant again, and the Garthim are somehow mesmerized. They part ways and let the Mystics pass. There’s an amusing bit of staging to this, as five Mystics are in the shot, doing the chant, only to have two more in the background poke their heads up at the last minute. I guess those two are the 20 Feet From Stardom Mystics. I think it’s safe to assume that the chant works similarly to the soul-speaking demonstrated by Kira throughout the film. It’s interesting to note that the Garthim remain subdued under the Mystics’ power, even after they stop chanting and continue forward.

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Finally, we have a quick couple of shots of Fizzgig rolling around inside the castle, which is the filmmakers letting us know where he is, moving all the pieces into play for the finale. In this shots, we can get a good look at the various symbols carved into the walls, including a large black triangle, again emphasizing the importance of this world’s three suns.

Next: The world hangs in the balance.

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “Fun With Animals”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! Season three begins, Booker joins the cast, and it is ON.

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Here’s what happens: At the end of the last season, our heroes went their separate ways, not knowing whether Jump Street would reopen. We begin after this has been resolved, with Jump Street back in business. Only, Hanson has a new partner, the rebellious chip-on-his-shoulder Dennis Booker (Richard Grieco).

"I have the same makeup guy as Jacob from Lost."

“I have the same makeup guy as Richard Alpert from Lost.”

Here’s Hanson: This one’s all about Hanson and Booker butting heads. Hanson describes Booker as a “sociopath,” and he investigates Booker behind everyone’s backs.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall has left Jump Street in favor of working with police intelligence. Hanson asks him to check out Booker’s background. He mentions he’s still living with girlfriend Dorothy.

Book ‘em: Our introduction to Booker is him in shop class, building a homemade electric chair (way to give kids ideas, show). He’s a force of nature in this one, stirring up trouble everywhere he goes. Then, there’s a huge twist: He’s really with internal affairs, secretly investigating Jump Street. He stays with Jump Street at the end, though.

"On three, everybody start singing 'Greased Lightning.'"

“On three, everybody start singing ‘Greased Lightning.'”

Undercover blues: The case of the week has to do with a school afflicted with racially-attacking graffiti, ultimately leading to a black girl being attacked. Everyone suspects the school bullies, but Booker believes they’re not racists, just ordinary bullies. Hanson, then, worries that Booker’s loyalties are with the bad kids, and not the cops.

Laid back.

Laid back.

Goin’ to the chapel: Hoffs debuts her shorter, edgier hairstyle, while Ioki shows up with a rockin’ ponytail. Hoffs says she burned her “Officer Milk Carton” costume, a scene I wish we could have seen. Blowfish, Jump Street’s janitor, also returns, with a go-nowhere joke about him repainting the chapel’s back alley. (Is this a reference to something?)

Torn from today’s headlines: The racism plotline is really extreme and in-your-face, with racial slurs galore and violence against minorities. Now that the show was a hit, the creators push the envelope big-time, saying to viewers, “We can get away with anything now.”

Trivia time: At one point, Hanson compares Booker to Morton Downey. I believe he means Morton Downey Jr., a controversial talk show from the ‘80s who encouraged outrageous shouting matches on the air for the sake of sensationalism – a forerunner to the likes of Jerry Springer. Morton Downey Sr. was a singer popular for his “Irish tenor” style, which is considerably less Booker-like.

Battle of the big hair.

Battle of the big hair.

Jumpin’ or not: This was the height of the show’s popularity, and it’s easy to see why. Everyone steps up their game. The big question is, why was Booker introduced? Stories vary. Because Johnny Depp was getting more and more movie offers, some say Booker was a possible replacement, or a contract negotiation thing, with producers saying to Depp, “You can be replaced at any time.” Either way, he’s a great addition. Booker is troubled, and filled with rage. Hanson, after two years of learning to be the bad boy, is now confronted with a real bad boy. To confront Booker, Hanson must unleash his own inner rage. Great stuff. It’s jumpin’!

Next week: Neighborhood watch.

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Fantastic Friday: Human again… again

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. It’s a somewhat more down-to-Earth tale in issue #78.

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We begin with some housecleaning from the previous arc, as Reed, Ben and Johnny emerge from the Microverse, and we spend a page with them discovering that their plan worked, and that the Silver Surfer worked out a deal with Galactus and save the Earth. Ben considers checking in with Alicia, but he once again does the pity party thing, wondering how she could ever love a monster. Johnny won’t hear it, so he takes off out a window and flies around New York, grateful to still be alive. Among the spectators watching Johnny, we find the Wizard. A newspaper headline in the foreground conveniently tells us that he’s been released from prison, where we last saw him in issue #57. He vows revenge on the Fantastic Four.

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Johnny flies back home and asks where Crystal is. Ben says she’s at the maternity ward with Sue. Then there’s a bit of business where Ben has forgotten how to use the elevator, and Johnny once again demonstrates how the FF uses cool gizmos on their belts to operate it. (Why weren’t these things in the movies?!?) Then there’s even more comedic business as they clean up some of the wreckage leftover from their previous adventures, with Johnny burning stuff to ash as his form of “cleaning.” They also tour the garage/hangar for a look at the Fantasticar and Ben’s jet cycle. Reed calls them back to the monitor room. He says there’s no news on Sue’s condition yet, and that he has something for Ben – another attempt at a cure. Reed promises that this time, it’ll be permanent.

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Elsewhere, the Wizard tries on a new pair of gloves he’s invented, which give him superhuman strength, capable of smashing an anvil. He believes that this, along with his usual anti-gravity devices, will be enough to destroy the FF. Back in Reed’s lab – the “chem room” to be specific – Reed hands Ben a test tube full of strange liquid. Ben drinks, and passes out (we’ve all been there, dude). His body then releases all of its cosmic energy, and one swarm of Kirby dots later, he’s human again.

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Ben just barely has enough time to wonder if the change will be permanent this time, when the Wizard attacks. We don’t know how he got inside the building, but there he is. I guess it’s safe to assume he used his gadgets and his genius. Turns out his gloves provide not just strength, but other weapons as well. He laser blasts Ben and catches Johnny in a wind-based “typhoon sphere.”

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We take a break from the action to check in with Sue and Crystal at the hospital. The doctors are whispering dramatically to each other, and Crystal demands to know what the deal is. The docs reveal that the cosmic radiation that gives Sue her powers is in her blood stream, and they have no idea how it’ll affect the baby. “Then anything is liable to happen!” Crystal says.

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Back to the fight. Reed and the Wizard – who’s still calling himself the “Wingless Wizard,” amusingly – throw each other around the room for a while. Then there’s a strange run of a few pages where, for some reason, Ben still believes he has all the strength he has as the Thing. He can’t punch very hard, he can’t lift heavy objects, etc. The Wizard delights in this, kicking Ben around like a schoolyard bully. Reed rescues Ben from being thrown against a wall, knocking himself out in the process. Johnny rejoins the fight, trapping the Wizard inside Reed’s high-tech centrifuge device, spinning the Wizard around like crazy.

Reed and Ben recover, and Reed is shocked to see Ben is still human, even after everything that has happened. Johnny confiscates the Wizard’s gloves, but the Wizard still manages to escape with his anti-grav tech. He flies off, still swearing revenge, and Johnny retorts that the FF will be ready for round two. Ben continues to be down on himself, upset for not being able to help during the fight. He considers turning back into the Thing, to be there for his teammates. Reed says Ben must make a decision. If he stays human, he won’t be able to clobber the bad guys, but if he turns back into the Thing, he’ll never be human again – ever.

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To be continued!

Unstable molecule: One wonders why, with his wife in the hospital, is Reed concocting Ben’s cure now? Does Reed feel unable to help Sue, so he’s overcompensating by helping Ben? Whatever. He stretches his hand into a gigantic fist to punch the Wizard.

Fade out: Sue spends the whole issue sleeping. Nice to see Crystal not take any crap from the doctors, though.

Clobberin’ time: It’s never made clear why Ben believes he still has superhuman strength after becoming human again. It a needed story point, to emphasize the seriousness of the choice he must make, but it also makes him look really dumb.

Flame on: This is a great issue for Johnny, as he not only outfights but outsmarts the Wizard. He also takes us on a tour of the Baxter Building, and enjoys an upbeat, joyous flight over NYC.

Commercial break: It’s Bart Simpson’s spy camera!

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Trivia time: In addition to the Fantasticar and the jet cycle, in this issue we can also see the FF’s pogo plane, and that flying saucer they flew around in back in issue #36.

Fantastic or frightful? I never like it when the villain’s only motivation is to take out the heroes, and I really don’t like stories where the heroes do nothing but hang out in their headquarters only for the villain to show up on their doorstep and pick a fight. This issue mostly sidesteps those problems, because the hanging out around headquarters stuff is really great. For as much as we all love the big action scenes, I always enjoy the “daily life” scenes, which make these characters feel like genuine people. The real drama, though, won’t be until the next issue.

 Next: Sophie’s, um, I mean Ben’s choice.

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “School’s Out”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! It’s the season two finale, “School’s Out.” But is this really… the end?

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What’s goin’ down: It’s almost summer, and the school year is winding down. Captain Fuller tells the Jump Street crew that they’re getting extra vacation time and will be rotated into other departments during summer break. He then admits that the penny-pinching politicians at city hall are threatening to pull the plug on Jump Street, permanently.

"Even my pirate headband is bored."

“Even my pirate headband is bored.”

Here’s Hanson: He’s undercover at high school, trying to find out which kid has been setting off firecrackers in the bathrooms, clogging the toilets. It’s a small potatoes crime, but, in keeping with the theme of the episode, it’s costing the taxpayers’ money, so he’s got to catch the bomber.

The picture of maturity.

The picture of maturity.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall and his girlfriend Dorothy are talking about moving in to a new place together. It should be a happy occasion, but Penhall reveals that she’s driving him crazy. She wants him to get rid of his motorcycle and stop doing high school stuff – to grow up, in other words.

Undercover blues: Hanson’s investigation reveals a homeless kid secretly living in the bowels of the school. Yes, it is highly reminiscent of Freddy’s boiler room from the Nightmare on Elm Street series, which also starred Johnny Depp.

Goin’ to the chapel: Hoffs is all excited about taking a job in the PR department, representing the police in the media, possibly on television. The actual position is less glamorous, with her visiting school kids as “Officer Milk Carton.” Even Jump Street’s janitor Blowfish is getting bumped for the summer, in favor of an older janitor with seniority.

WHERE did she pull the gun out from?

WHERE did she pull the gun out from?

Torn from today’s headlines: A lot of ’80s shows did the obligatory “let’s all feel bad about the homeless” episode, but this one isn’t as bad as most, and it has a nice ending where the homeless kid gets to graduate.

Trivia time: One scene gives us a good look at Ioki’s desk, where he has photos of James Dean and Bruce Lee, an interesting little insight into his personality. Another corner of the chapel has a small gorilla statue wearing boxing gloves, because why not?

Jumpin’ or not? It ends with a cliffhanger, as Fuller shuts off the lights in the Jump Street chapel, not knowing whether it’ll ever open again. This one’s all about the characters reflecting on change, and how much they’ve changed since they joined Jump Street. Throughout the episode, Hanson is the devil-may-care rebel, showing how far he’s come without spelling it out for the audience. With all this change in the air, the question is, “What’ll happen next?”

One for the road.

One for the road.

Next week: Season three! BOOKER!!!!

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 27

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! The movie gets all dark and creepy again, 1:07:55-1:12:27 on the Blu-ray.

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We’ve got a brief scene of Jen, still buried in rubble, and Fizzgig at his side, mewling and making some small attempt to dig him out. You can actually see Jen’s hand and the crystal shard in this shot, but they’re hard to spot because they’re covered in dust and blend in with the rocks. What do we think, was that intentional or not? There’s a nice bit of acting on Fizzgig here, as he fails to move the rocks, and then leans back, looking up at the ceiling in sadness. Fizzgig doesn’t have a lot of quiet moments, usually barking and growling at whatever, but here is a rare quiet scene for him, showing his sadness in his inability to help his new friend.

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From there, we cut to the Chamber of Life, better known as the Skeksis’ Scientist’s lab, where we saw him steal the essence from a Podling a few scenes earlier. Here we get a wide shot of the entire room, giving us a good look at its layout. Off to one side, there’s a big opening in the floor, with a green light coming out of it. It’s left up to our imaginations as to what might be under there. The animals’ cages are all around the room, and a Crystal Bat is one of them, showing that the Scientist is experimenting on them as well as on this world’s natural creatures. Either that, or this room is also where the Crystal Bats are bred and raised. Moss is growing up through cracks in the floor, and a white light – not candlelight but looking more electric – comes out of a bunch of oddly-shaped lamps all around the room. From this, we can surmise that yes, the castle too is a living thing, further reinforcing Brian Froud’s refrain of “all things are alive” on this world.

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The next shot is a table with various ghoulish medical instruments on it, and Aughra’s disembodied eyeball is on there, too. It’s all slimy and shiny, and, somehow, able to move about on its own, looking around the room. How did it get there? Did the Skeksis take it from her, or did she leave it there as a bit of spycraft on her part? The camera pans up to show Aughra still in the same cage as when we last saw, pretty much right next to the table. From this, I’d say it’s likely the Scientist took her eye from her. For what reason, we can only speculate.

The Scientist has Kira with him, and her forces her into the chair, the same one we saw earlier when he drained a Podling of its essence. It’s here we see why that earlier scene was so important. It was nightmarish and horrific, all to set up this moment. Kira is in the same position as that poor doomed Podling, so we in the audience know what she’s in for. It cranks up the suspense big time.

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The Scientist throws the switch himself, instead of having one of the Podling slaves do it. During the previous Scientist scene, he did a lot of posturing and dramatic speechmaking during this process, but this time he says very little. Part of this was for exposition purposes, but part shows that in this second scene, he’s operating with a sense of urgency. He knows a Gelfling is prophesized to end the Skeksis, so it’s on him to take her essence as quick as possible before that can happen. The door to the crystal shaft (shut yo’ mouth) opens, and we get a really good look at the reflector crystal, as it moves into place, an almost 3-D effect.

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Stuff of nightmares: The reflector glows bright purple, and shines a purple beam right into Kira’s face. The pained expression on her face is just terrifying. A few drips of liquid start to drop into a container at her side, as the Scientist says, “Yes, essence of Gelfling.”

Back to the tunnel, the rocks next to Fizzgig move, as Jen regains consciousness and emerges from the rubble. Sure, we all knew he wasn’t dead, but why show this now? With a quick, abrupt edit from Kira’s struggle back to the tunnel? Some part of him is responding to the agony she’s feeling, and that’s what wakes him and gives him the strength to dig himself free. This is made evident with him crying out, “Kira, fight them!” Back in the chamber, Kira can hear him, responding, “Jen?” OK, maybe they’re within earshot of each other, but I find that unlikely. Remember the second half of Froud’s refrain, that it’s not just “all things are alive,” but also “all things are connected.” So there’s some sort of mental telepathy thing happening here.

Aughra can feel it too, saying, “You, Kira, call the animals.” How does Aughra know Kira’s name. Given Aughra’s status as a recluse, I doubt they met prior to the events of the film. No, Aughra, who has the whole “Earth mother” thing going on, could hear/sense Jen’s crying out to Kira as well. Aughra then tells Kira to call to the animals, calling them to freedom. “You have the gift,” Aughra says. How does Aughra know this? Do all Gelflings have this gift, or can Aughra sense it in Kira?

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Kira sings/speaks to all the caged animals in the room, and this gives us some closeup shots of some real quirky-looking animals. Remember that this ability to communicate with wildlife is called “soul-speaking,” and the manga Legends of the Dark Crystal showed that the Skeksis’ Chamberlain can do it too. Probably not the Scientist, who tells Kira to be quiet. She doesn’t, and continues singing to the animals. DarkCrystal.com has translations of what she’s singing if you’re interested (it’s nothing exciting). The animals all start going nuts in their cages, including one jumping up and down, for an impressive piece of puppetry.

The Scientist tells Kira to stop, and we get another closeup of him, this time seeing that he has two tubes going from the side of his head into his mouth, and that the monocle on his left eye appears to be bolted on. This dude was steampunk before there was steampunk. Aughra cries out, “Gelfling, free me!” She shakes on her cage, and the whole thing wavers, so it looks like she could probably break free by herself with a little more gusto. Similarly, the animals all break free of their cages and start running amok. There are way too many types of animal to list here, but I like the furry mole-like one, the little dinosaur-like one, and there’s even a bright turquoise one that flies across the screen for a frame or two. There’s even a break-the-fourth-wall moment with one animal running right at the camera.

The Scientist tries to order the animals back into their cages, but they won’t have it. More nightmare imagery as they climb all over him, biting him and hanging off of him. He reacts with great pain with this, once again suggesting he doesn’t have the physical prowess of some of the other Skeksis. He clumsily backs up against the switch, which shuts off the reflector, saving Kira. He further stumbles back, falling right into the shaft. Conveniently, part of the floor lowers, allowing this to happen. Did the animals somehow know to work the machinery to do this?

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The Scientist falls into the shaft, and we see him plunge into a huge fire raging at the bottom. DarkCrystal.com tells us this is the “Lake of Fire,” which not actually a lake, but Thra’s inner sun, a huge ball of radiation at the planet’s center, which warms and provides life to its “inner world.” This contrasts the conclusion of the Creation Myths graphic novel, in which Aughra and her son Raunip visit the bottom of the shaft, to find a rocky surface covered with crystals. Perhaps they’re not at the bottom in that scene, but merely at some sort of unseen outcropping, leading to more underground tunnels.

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As the Scientist falls into the pit, we get a brief shot of the Mystics, still on their long journey. One of them burns up into nothingness, again showing how closely they are connected to the Mystics. The other Mystics take just a second to notice this, and then they continue on. They’re now in a rocky, ashy terrain, with big clusters of rocks around them. Could these be graves? We don’t know.

Back in the chamber of life, Kira has a particularly ugly animal help her out of the chair’s restraints. She approaches Aughra, who, strangely, has become fatalistic, saying Kira is too late. “The Great Conjunction is at hand,” she says. “Now the Skeksis will have power over the stars!” Kira asks when the conjunction is, and Aughra says, “Very soon, when three suns touch.” So Kira is not too late, then why would Aughra say she is? I guess we have to chock this up to Aughra being out-of-sorts after seeing the Gelfling genocide and becoming a recluse in her observatory. Kira runs off to meet with Jen, and Aughra goes back to being a downer, saying, “Go, Gelfling, I fear, to death.”

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The passage of time: There’s a shot of the three suns, further reminding the audience that the conjunction is on its way, followed by another shot of the Mystics on their long walk. They’re now in a completely different setting than where we just saw them. Either hours (days?) passed during that shot of the sun, or the Mystics are magic of some sort to cross these great distances. Giving the rapid pace of action inside the castle now that we’re in the third act, I’m leaning toward magic. The important thing about this shot is that the Skeksis’ castle is in the distance, establishing that the Mystics are getting close to their destination.

Next: Fun with monsters!

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Fantastic Friday: Shall Earth endure?

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #77 concludes our twisted tour through the Microverse – and what a strange trip it’s been.

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Quick recap: Galactus returned to Earth, demanding to be reunited with the Silver Surfer, so the Surfer can find new planets for Galactus to devour. The Surfer fled into the Microverse, and the FF followed. Seeing Reed’s heroism, the Surfer decided to return to Galactus, so Galactus doesn’t destroy Earth. The FF stayed behind in the Microverse, to track down their enemy Psycho-Man, who lives there. Got all that?

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Johnny asks how they’ll find Psycho-Man, and Reed correctly predicts that Psycho-Man will find them. This happens as some crazy-looking probe thing confronts our heroes. Reed takes a moment to speechify about how the basic laws of nature are completely different in the Microverse (perhaps this also explains how they’re able to breathe, etc.) The probe teleports them to Psycho-Man’s ship. Psycho-Man does the “polite James Bond villain” act, saying he’s there to welcome them personally to his home before he disposes of them. Reed is far more aggressive, saying he’ll put a stop to Psycho-Man before Psycho-Man has a chance to go after Earth again. Johnny attacks, but Psycho-Man fakes him out. Turns out this was just an image of Psycho-Man, courtesy of his “Encephalo-projector.”

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Back on Earth, the Silver Surfer emerges in Reed’s lab, and is found by Crystal. He reports that the others are safe. (His exact words: “Your menfolk are alive!”) Sue, now bedridden, is overcome with worry, and then there’s an uncomfortable bit where the Surfer uses his power to put her to sleep. He then flies out of the building and into the sky to meet Galactus. Galactus projects an image of himself across the cosmos, saying the Surfer has “only seconds” to find a new world for him, and the Surfer pleads with Galactus to spare the Earth.

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Reed, Ben and Johnny mess around with some of Psycho-Man’s equipment before finding Psycho-Man himself. Only now Psycho-Man is twice the size he once was, and is so strong that he throws Ben around the room. With no way of knowing if this is the Psycho-Man or another trick, Ben fights on until Psycho-Man is destroyed. Reed is full-on scientist mode, saying he wanted to analyze Psycho-Man’s form for a weakness, but that opportunity is lost now.

Free of Earth, the Silver Surfer is back out among the stars. He finds a “flaming meteor” striking a long-dead planet, releasing a vast amount of energy into space for Galactus to devour without harming anyone.

The FF are now lost inside Psycho-Man’s giant ship, with a huge splash page of Kirby’s funky designs. Stan breaks the fourth wall in a caption, saying, “Another of Jolly Jack’s somewhat spectacular street scenes!” Psycho-Man attacks, now wearing a bulkier suit of armor. He proudly declares that this time it’s not an illusion and they’re facing the real him now. He has raw strength to deal with Ben, high-voltage attacks to counter Reed’s stretching, and a “jet wash” to snuff out Johnny’s flame. Only Ben isn’t down for the count, bringing a huge piece of machinery down on Psycho-Man, burying him in debris.

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The Silver Surfer shows Galactus the space energy, and asks to be set free in exchange, but Galactus refuses to do so. He wants the Surfer somewhere he knows he can find him, so the Surfer is back to his imprisonment on Earth. He gets all dramatic, saying that despite his anguish, he knows he did the right thing.

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With Psycho-Man defeated, Reed tries to reason with him, explaining that if Galactus destroys the Earth, that will also destroy the Microverse. Psycho-Man scans Reed’s mind and sees this is the truth, so he agrees to teleport the heroes back to Earth. It almost reads like a cliffhanger, except for one last caption, “As they soon shall learn, Earth endures!”

Unstable molecule: Reed’s analysis of the teleporter is straight from Star Trek: “It transformed our bodies into basic electrons and then reassembled them – instantaneously!”

Fade out: She’s overcome with fear and then she gets knocked out. Geez, people.

Clobberin’ time: Despite all of Reed’s efforts to out-think Psycho-Man, Ben’s the one who defeats the baddie through pure brute force.

Flame on: Johnny first attacks Psycho-Man with a “thermal blast” and later with a “thermo-blast.” So, are these two different types of attacks, or what?

Trivia time: In the credits box on the splash page, under the creators’ names, there are the words, “Nil Nisi Optimus.” I think what Stan meant to say was, “Nil Nisi Optimum,” a popular Latin phrase meaning, “Nothing but the best is good enough.”

Commercial break: Learn deadly martial arts… at home!

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Fantastic or frightful? This whole multi-issue arc has been an odd one, full of weird pacing choices and odd story elements. Galactus never actually reaches Earth and our heroes never confront him in person. The FF just storms into Psycho-Man’s home and starts trashing the place, basically picking a fight with the guy. Sue’s “weak and helpless” mode is really embarrassing. Fortunately, we have Jack Kirby glorious artwork. This arc pretty much gave birth to “mega-weird 1970s Kirby” and for that we should be grateful.

Next: Human again… again.

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 26

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Today, it’s the Skeksis’ moment of triumph, 1:05:53-1:07:54 on the Blu-ray.

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We begin in a hallway in the castle, where two of the Skeksis are walking along. Joining them in mid-conversation, one says, “I like those grey ones that go mushy when you put them on your fork.” Whatever those “ones” are is left up to the viewers’ imaginations. Which two Skeksis are these? The short, fat one is the Gourmand, as we established during the dinner scene, and I think the other one is the Ornamentalist, but it’s hard to tell. He has those weird red hands like the Scientist, and that big curved tuft of hair like the Ritual-Master, but doesn’t have either of their voices. The original screenplay calls this character “the Designer,” which is not one of the named Skeksis in the canon. That’s close enough to “Ornamentalist,” though, that I think we can call this one as the Ornamentalist. (Remember, playing the which-Skeksis-is-which game can drive you crazy.)

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They round a corner and find the Chamberlain, with his back to them. In the background, we can see more natural-looking tunnels, buttressed with wooden supports. From this, we can surmise that spot is where the underground labyrinth joins the main part of the castle. The Gourmand says, “Chamberlain! Get out! Get out!” The Chamberlain turns around, revealing Kira still in his clutches. The other two Skeksis freak the hell out, screaming “Gelfing! Gelfling!”

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Thanks to a quick edit, the pair runs right into the throne room, still screaming, “Gelfling!” This could mean that the throne room is right around the corner from where they were, but I like the idea of them running through the whole castle in a panic before getting here. The setup of the throne room is interesting in this scene. The General is sitting on the throne as the new emperor, while the Ritual-Master is standing next to him inside this little alcove built onto the throne itself. This shows the Ritual-Master’s place as right hand man. The throne looks completely different from the one in the Legends of the Dark Crystal manga, which has me thinking that the manga’s throne room must be a different room in a different part of the castle. (The manga also has a bookshelf in its throne room, the only time books are seen in the canon.)

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The Ornamentalist hollers “Help!” a bunch of times, which are not included in the Blu-ray’s subtitles. The Gourmand again does the gag in which a Skeksis refers to a Gelfling as “ugly.” The Chamberlain enters with Kira, who’s still struggling to get away from him. Most (all?) of the other Skeksis are in the room, and a Garthim stands motionless off to one side. “Royal sire,” the Chamberlain says, “I bring you Gelfling.” The General does a great double-take in response to this. I don’t know if it’s intentional or just the camera angle, but he looks cross-eyed in his reaction.

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The Chamberlain makes his big speech, addressing not just the general, but the whole room. “I! I have done this! I have caught her! I bring you the Gelfling!” He puts the emphasis on “I” the whole time, squawking it bird-like. The Chamberlain adds, “I was wounded. I suffered horrible, searing pain.” This must be referring to Jen stabbing him with the shard. The canon has fleeting mentions of the Chamberlain’s way with words and his skills at flattery, and both the movie and the manga have shown him to have some limited mesmering ability, and we can see all that on display here. This is his big moment, and he wants everyone to know it.

The Skeksis’ Scroll-Keeper, the one who wears several rows of glasses at once, leans in close for a good look at Kira. “A live Gelfling,” he says, reaching out to touch Kira’s cheek with his finger. Interesting that he doesn’t seem as afraid of her as the other Skeksis. We know very little about the Scroll-Keeper. The canon says that he’s the smallest and “finest-featured” among the Skeksis, and that he often rewrote the Skeksis’ historical texts, changing the facts so history is written in his favor. Do we conclude that he studies Kira so closely because he’s planning to record this historic event as well?

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The Ritual-Master is all business, saying, “Kill her! We are sworn to kill all Gelflings!” The Chamberlain draws Kira back, and insists, “No! She’s mine!” This seems odd for him to say, since he’s brought her there to give to them. I suppose it’s because he knows she’s his “bargaining chip,” and he’s still bargaining. The Scientist is now on the other side of the general, saying, “But, sire, you could drink her essence.” The Ritual-Master reminds everyone of the prophecy and continues to argue that Kira should be killed. The Scientist and the Ritual-Master are kind of like the angel and devil on the General’s shoulders in this scene. The General does his best King Solomon and says, “First we take her essence, then kill.”

The other Skeksis seem happy about this, crying “Drain her! Drain her!” If only the emperor gets to drink essence, then what are the rest of them so excited about? Is there some unseen benefit for all of them when the emperor drinks essence, or are they just that bloodthirsty? The scientist steps forward, takes Kira, and leads her away. The Chamberlain lets her go this time, perhaps because this was part of this plan all along? The next line of dialogue would seem to confirm that. The General says, “As for the whimpering Chamberlain, return his robes to him.” I love that he adds “whimpering” in there, a little insult just to remind the Chamberlain that he’s still boss. The Chamberlain bows, and does his famous whimper once more.

So this is the Chamberlain’s big moment of triumph, his returning from his journey and reclaiming what he had lost. This effectively ends the Chamberlain’s story. I suppose it’s good in that there’s a resolution here, but it’s not as good in that from this point forward, the Skeksis no longer have individual personalities. Throughout the rest of the film, the Skeksis act as a singular group, with everything they do, they do as one. This will streamline that plot as we head to the finale, simplifying matters so it’s Gelflings versus Skeksis at the end, but I can’t help but wonder how much richer of a film this could have been had the rivalry between the Chamberlain and the General tied into the finale.

Next: Down in the pit.

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “Cory and Dean Got Married”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! It’s young lovers on the run in season two, episode twenty-one, “Cory and Dean Got Married.” Before everyone gets all excited, know that Cory is a girl’s name in this one.

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What’s goin’ down: Teenagers Cory and Dean do indeed get married, but only after Dean shot his future father-in-law in a dispute. The cops catch Cory, but Dean is still a fugitive. Penhall and Hoffs are assigned to the “road trip” thing, escorting Cory on a cross-country trip back to her home town.

Tourist!

Tourist!

Here’s Hanson: He’s only in one scene and doesn’t have any dialogue. Guess Depp’s off filming a movie.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall has moved in with his girlfriend Dorothy, and they’ve devolved into “bickering couple” status. Cory’s declarations of true love for Dean contrast Penhall’s rocky relationship woes.

Because it wouldn't be a road trip without comedic hotel room misunderstandings.

Because it wouldn’t be a road trip without comedic hotel room misunderstandings.

Undercover blues: Dean shows up, following our heroes (how’d he find them?), proving himself to be not such a nice guy. He holds Hoffs at gunpoint – in the shower no less – to make off with Cory.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Goin’ to the chapel: I’m not clear as to why, exactly, Penhall and Hoffs get this assignment. This again raises the question of just how huge of a jurisdiction Jump Street has.

Trivia time: The small-town sheriff in this episode is played by recognizable character actor Joseph Whipp, well known among horror fans for playing a cop in both A Nightmare on Elm Street and Scream.

"Why do I always play a cop?"

“Why do I always play a cop?”

Jumpin’ or not? A fun, lighthearted romp. The “characters go on a road trip” thing is always good for some outside-of-their-comfort-zones interaction, and that’s the case here. It’s jumpin’!

Next: Summer vacation, or summer hiatus?

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