Ten cent movies: Future Women

A while back, I bought this 50-movie set, Sci-Fi Invasion, for five bucks. That adds up to ten cents per movie. Today’s entry comes to us from South America, 1969’s Future Women.

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Here’s what happens: A dashing secret agent shows up in Rio, in pursuit of a deadly gangster. He’s abducted by women from the all-female city of Femina (which is… the future?). The women want to conquer the world and take it back from the men. When the gangster gets involved, suddenly our hero and the women warriors have a common enemy.

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Speculative spectacle: The ladies of Femina have access to piles of gold, endless weapons, and strange high-tech devices, including a very suggestive torture device.

Sleaze factor: There are a lot of women in this movie, and you can bet that every one of them is scantily clad.

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Quantum quotables: “What kind of space-age sorceress are you?” (Our second-rate James Bond knows how to woo the ladies)

What the felgercarb? OK, so this city of women, Femina, is supposed to be a big secret, right? Somehow sheltered away from the rest of the world? Then why does it appear to be right next to Rio (or, perhaps, in the center of Rio) throughout the movie?

Microcosmic minutiae: Former Bond girl Shirley Eaton has a meaty part as the leader of the futuristic women.

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Worth ten cents? It’s not sexy fun, and it’s not campy spy movie fun. It’s just dreadfully boring. Next!

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Ten cent movies: Prey

A while back, I bought this 50-movie set, Sci-Fi Invasion, for five bucks. That adds up to ten cents per movie. The packaging calls this 1978 movie Alien Prey, but the menu and opening credits just call it Prey. It’s not what you’d expect.

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 Here’s what happens: A murderous alien lands way out in the remote English countryside and starts eating people. Disguised as a human, it ends up staying as a houseguest of two women who are, shall we say, intimate with one another. Cue the love triangle!

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Speculative spectacle: Although sci-fi on paper, this is a vampire flick in tone. Most of the movie takes place in this big, gothic mansion, and our alien bares vampy fangs as he kills random folks who come calling.

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Sleaze factor: You want girl/girl lovin’? This movie’s totally got girl/girl lovin’.

Quantum quotables: Jessica: “What’s your first name, Mr. Anderson?” Alien: “Anders.” Jessica: “Anders… Anderson?”

What the felgercarb? The two ladies throw a party at one point, where they dress the alien in full-on drag because, well, because that’s the type of movie this is.

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Microcosmic minutiae: Talk about guerrilla filmmaking – the whole thing was made in only 10 days with hand-held cameras. The actors wore their own clothes, and had to take injections after a scene where they swim in a nearby lake (and, yeah, that water looks nasty).

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Worth ten cents? I liked this one, actually. It’s as if someone made The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but took the plot seriously. (I almost wrote, “played it straight” there, but, you know.)

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Fantastic Friday: Dear old dad

Re-reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #32 promises big drama on the cover, and the cover hyperbole gets it right this time.

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Once again, the story begins in Reed’s lab (how big is this lab of his, anyway?), where he’s experimenting on another cure for Ben. It appears to work, except Ben loses his memory. Reed has no choice but to turn Ben back into the Thing, so Ben can have his mind back.

Elsewhere, out in space, a “shimmering ray” shoots through the cosmos, “faster than a trillion laser beams.” It strikes the Earth, destroying a dormant volcano, and a strange figure flies out of the wreckage. The creature makes its way to New York, where it sneaks into the nearest jail, where Dr. Storm, Sue and Johnny’s father, is prisoner. (You’ll remember that he showed up as a fugitive last issue, and turned himself in to the police after saving Sue’s life.) The creature transforms itself, so it looks just like Dr. Storm. The creature then conveniently transports Storm to the fifth quadrant of the Andromeda Galaxy.

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Sue and Johnny are at the jail, setting up a visit with their dad, so we can get Dr. Storm’s back story. Storm was a brilliant surgeon who loved his family. After his wife died in a car accident, Storm fell into despair, losing himself in booze and gambling. A fight with some thugs left a man dead, and Storm was sentenced to 20 years for manslaughter. (Damn.)

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Visiting hours take an odd turn when Storm, is really the space creature in disguise, causes all kinds of trouble with his powers. Calling himself the Invincible Man, he appears to have all of the FF’s powers. Johnny fires a “4” flare (using the flare gun, not his fire powers like he usually does), summoning Reed and Ben. Losta fighting, as the Invincible Man, who gives himself a funky new villain outfit, makes short work of heroes, using their own powers against them.

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The Fantastic Four are forced (heh) to retreat. The Invincible Man commits a bunch of crimes, with the public believing Dr. Storm is responsible. Reed returns to the lab, determined to find a solution. His invention du jour is a big backpack that holds an “ultra-sonic radio transmitter.” The FF confront the Invincible Man at the World’s Fair, where Reed uses his new device to reveal the truth – the Invincible Man is really the Super-Skrull, last seen trapped under that volcano back in issue #18. Reed takes an entire page to explain how he figured this out, and that the beam at the start of this issue came from the Skrull homeworld, where Dr. Storm is being kept hostage.

Reed pulls off a switcheroo, sending the Super-Skrull back to space and bringing Dr. Storm back to Earth. The Skrulls have a surprise planned for the FF, though. Dr. Storm appears with a bomb strapped to his chest. He jumps to ground, absorbing the blast so it does not kill anyone else, but killing himself doing so. He gives a long deathbed speech about how he’s able to die with pride, telling Sue and Johnny that he loves them, and that he’s going to see his wife again. The police show up, but it’s too late – Dr. Storm dies as a hero. (Again, damn.)

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Unstable molecule: Reed is downright obsessive in this issue, as if he’s got some kind of need to prove himself better than the Super-Skrull, snapping at Sue as he tinkers in the lab. He’s a man of action as well, putting his powers aside and delivering a heck of a right cross to the bad guy.

Fade out: Knowing her family’s back story reveals a lot of what we know about Sue. She’s the “mom” of the group, because she had to grow up real quick after losing her mom and essentially losing her dad all at once.

Clobberin’ Time: The Ben-is-human-again-but-loses-his-memory thing is a lot of high drama that doesn’t lead anywhere.

Flame on: Johnny does very little in this issue, just occasionally chiming in from the sidelines. How much longer until we get a Torch-centric issue?

Trivia time: Dr. Storm’s first name is Franklin. How’s that for foreshadowing?

The World’s Fair in this issue is the 1964-65 New York World’s Fair. With its curvy roof and huge screens, the building drawn in the background is clearly the Kodak exhibit.

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Fantastic or frightful: Again, the Super-Skrull doesn’t show a lot of personality, as his only motivation is to take down our heroes. The tragic fate of Dr. Storm shows that the creators were pushing to create some real human drama in these pages – something more than just the ol’ tights n’ fights.

Next week: Stay tuned for Attuma!

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ACT FOUR SCENE ONE goes deeper, darker at the Roundtable

rtableToday’s the big day: I’m on the Roundtable Podcast to talk about ACT FOUR SCENE ONE. huge thanks to Dave, Brion and Leanna for their great advice. Listen to the show here:

Workshop Episode 54 (Guest Host: Leanna Renee Hieber)

This was the second of three times the book was workshopped this month (the other two were at Grub St. in Boston). The ongoing theme I took away from all three workshops is “go deeper.” Deeper into the characters’ heads, deeper in the play, and deeper into the scary/suspense stuff. I’ve since gone research crazy, and have uncovered a lot of juicy tidbits about the Scottish Play that I can use. I especially like the idea of Pickle being the Porter, as I’ve gone back to the Porter’s big speech, and found it a revelation. There’s a lot in what the Porter says that ties into what I’ve been writing, without me even realizing it.

The middle grade/YA confusion continues on. But just as workshops have suggested that I not be afraid to go darker as well as deeper, and as the word count is currently increasing (I’ve found that, for me at least, revision is about adding material as much as it is cutting it), so darker subject matter and a longer word count might push it farther on the YA half of the scale.

And I said “THE Netflix” instead of just “Netflix.” I hate when I do that.

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The three Rs for March 25

threeRsThis is an author blog, and the rules state that I absolutely must blog about writer-y stuff. Here are your links for (w)riting, reading, and a little bit of randomness. This is a very special three Rs, in anticipation for my appearance on the Roundtable Podcast this week to discuss ACT FOUR SCENE ONE. Guess who’s up first?

(W)riting:

The Roundtable Podcast is a must-listen for writers. Co-hosts Dave Robison and Brion Humphrey interview authors, and then workshop guest writers’ stories with those authors. The interviews are full of great insight, and the workshops are great fun, with more super advice. Each author also benefits from Robison’s epic introductions ™. Plus, the guest writers’ story pitches have been all intriguing on their own, improved by the workshops. Here’s the plug: I’ll be on the show this week, getting ACT FOUR SCENE ONE workshopped. Give it a listen.

Creageous link: http://www.roundtablepodcast.com/

Reading:

DARKER STILL: A NOVEL OF MAGIC MOST FOUL by Leanna Renee Hieber. A dark fantasy set in Victorian England, Hieber takes the stock idea of a haunted painting and really makes it her own. What really makes the book a standout is its style. It’s written in the form of a diary by the protagonist, a mute girl. This automatically gives a strong voice to a character who cannot speak, so the reader roots for her instantly from the start.

Dream-sharing link: http://www.amazon.com/Darker-Still-Novel-Magic-Most/dp/1402260520/

Randomness:

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ACT FOUR SCENE ONE sits at the Roundtable

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Big announcement time: On March 26, I’ll be on The Roundtable Podcast to talk about the upcoming revisions to ACT FOUR SCENE ONE. Afterwards, you can add your own story suggestions at the comments on their site or right here on the blog. Before that, though, enjoy part one of the show, which doesn’t have me, but does have a great interview with author Leanna Renee Hieber. Check it out!

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Fantastic Friday: Sinkholes and fugitives

Re-reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #31’s cover promises a surprise character revelation that will shock readers. Let’s see…

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The story begins with an earthquake striking New York, and the FF respond by Ben and Johnny wisecracking at each other. Reed says the team must investigate, but Sue is more preoccupied with something she sees in the newspaper. It’s an article about an escaped fugitive. Reed can see that this visibly upsets her, but he chooses not to say anything.

Reed, Ben, and Johnny hop aboard the Fantasticar and head out into the city, where they discover a giant sinkhole in the middle of the city. Johnny tries to fly down into it, but there’s ice blocking his path. Deep underground, we see what the cover has already spoiled, that the Mole Man is behind all this. He says he needs a hostage, and he uses his high-tech gadgets to find just the right person.

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Reed, Ben and Johnny return to headquarters and find Sue not there. Another earthquake hits. Using his advanced tech, the Mole Man has sucked another city block down into his underground kingdom. His mindless subjects (still not called “Moloids”) round everyone up. Sue is among the captives. She tries to escape while invisible, but her invisibility does no good against the Moloids, who have lost their sight by spending their entire lives underground. Now that he has Sue, the Mole Man believes the rest of the FF will do as he says.

Not so. The remaining three FFers head back down into the sinkhole in their pogo plane. They maneuver through a whole bunch of death traps, eventually crashing the plane atop one of the sunken buildings. They confront the Mole Man, who has a gun on Sue. Suddenly now his plan works, as Reed, Sue and Johnny agree to follow the Mole Man’s orders as long as he doesn’t hurt Sue.

The Mole Man sends the three heroes back up to the surface, where the Avengers are waiting. Surprise cameos! The Avengers are the same lineup we saw the last time they showed up in these pages – Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Giant-Man, and the Wasp. The Avengers are all ready to attack the Mole Man, so now the FF have to fight back, all to protect Sue. The fight doesn’t last long, before Reed fills the other team in on what’s happening.

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Back at headquarters, Iron Man lends Reed some “transistor devices,” courtesy of his “employer,” Tony Stark. Reed then cobbles together a new (and goofy-looking) invention, the transistorized detector. It locks onto Sue’s location, where the Mole Man has her trapped in a crystal cage. Reed then unveils another new gadget, his experimental jet cycle (“with increased jet power!” Reed says).

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The Mole Man and the Moloids (that’d be a great band name) fight back, but the FF’s powers are too much for them. Sue is rescued, and Reed reverses the machines, sending the sunken city blocks back up the surface. (Where’s the Avengers during all this?) The Mole Man, though, has rigged everything to explode, which it does. Sue is injured in the explosion as the FF race back to the surface.

Sue is rushed to the hospital, where doctors say she needs a delicate operation, and only one man can perform it. Just when it looks like all is lost, that one man shows up. He’s the fugitive from the newspaper seen earlier and… he’s Sue and Johnny’s long-lost father! He performs the operation, saves Sue’s life, and turns himself in to the police – but not before saying a solemn goodbye to his son and daughter.

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Unstable molecule: Reed is all about the inventing dynamo in this one, with a number of crazy devices at his fingertips. His stretching power is enough for him to go head-to-head with Thor (maybe the thunder god was going easy on him).

Fade out: This is the lowest sort of “Sue is a captive who has to be rescued” story, as she does nothing. How much better would it have been to have her escape from that crystal cage on her  own?

Clobberin’ Time: Wave upon wave of Moloids are no match for Ben’s fists.

Flame on: Johnny gets his fire snuffed out by some bizarre spores, laid out as one of the Mole Man’s death traps. He later fights back by flying in rings around the Mole Man’s deadly zeta rays.

Trivia time: In his first appearance, the Mole Man was found on a remote island. He was last seen in issue 21, just outside of New York, and now he’s moved right under the city. His fate at the end of the issue remains unknown.

Reed makes a reference to Iron Man being Tony Stark’s bodyguard. There’s no caption telling us what Iron Man’s real deal is with Tony Stark. Instead, writer Stan Lee trusts the readers to already know that, or to run out and pick up an issue of Iron Man to see for themselves.

We’ll learn more about Sue and Johnny’s dad in the next issue.

Fantastic or frightful? The basic superhero adventure part of the story is full of plot hole goofiness, but the addition of daddy Storm provides some new opportunities for character development.

Next week: Who’s invincible?

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Ten cent movies: Morons From Outer Space

A while back, I bought this 50-movie set, Sci-Fi Invasion, for five bucks. That adds up to ten cents per movie. Morons From Outer Space, made in 1985, is the only comedy on the set. The only intentional one, that is.

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Here’s what happens: Three aliens crash-land on Earth and become overnight celebrities. Everyone on Earth believes the aliens bring new knowledge and technology with them, but the aliens are, in fact, morons. A fourth alien, Bernard, shows up in pursuit of the three, but he ends up homeless instead of famous.

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Speculative spectacle: We’re deep into social satire mode, as the humans prove themselves to be every bit as dumb as the spacey morons. It’s the classic sci-fi “We are them and they are us” thing.

Sleaze factor: The dim-bulb aliens eventually become glammed-up rock stars, with all the sex and drugs that entails.

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Quantum quotables: Earth scientist: “The planet you come from! What do you call it? What’s its name?” Alien: “I’ve forgotten.”

What the felgercarb? Out in space, Bernard hitches a ride with what appears to be a skeleton flying a spaceship. Make that a horny skeleton flying a spaceship.

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Microcosmic minutiae: The movie was directed by Mike Hodges, director of the original Get Carter and the 1980 Flash Gordon. According to never-wrong internet rumors, Hodges agreed to direct Morons From Outer Space only if the producers would also finance his dream project, a film called Mid-Atlantic. Sadly, it never got made.

Bernard is played by Mel Smith, who also co-wrote the film. Most folks probably know Smith best as the albino from The Princess Bride. Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?

Worth ten cents? It’s as if Close Encounters took place in the world of Idiocracy. There are some solid laughs here, but it’s all a little too madcap for its own good.

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The three Rs for March 18

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This is an author’s blog, so the rules state I absolutely must post about writer-y stuff. Here are your links for (w)riting, reading, and a little bit of randomness.

(W)riting:

Fantasy-writing man-god Patrick Rothfuss has started a series of quite awesome videos, called the “Story Board,” talking with other authors about various writer-y topics. They have the occasional internet issues, but the quality of the discussion shouldn’t be missed. Yes, it leans mostly toward fantasy, but there’s enough material here that I’m confident anyone in the writing game can get something out of it.

King-killing link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52khu_YJAmo

Reading:

Since I’m talking about Rothfuss, I might as well recommend his books. The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man’s Fear are the first two parts of the Kingkiller Chronicles, about a young musician with a tragic background, who, through various misadventures, becomes a legend in his own time. Rothfuss sets all the epic fantasy tropes on their ears, twisting and turning them around in surprising new ways. These are novels that will inspire debate and discussion for years to come.

Lute-playing link: http://www.amazon.com/The-Name-Wind-Kingkiller-Chronicles/dp/0756404746

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Fantastic Friday: An origin for the ages

Re-reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. When I started this re-read, annual #2 was one of the comics I wanted to spotlight, in the hopes that it might, finally, was away the two live-action films from my mind, and that maybe, just maybe, I can make my case as to a better direction they could have gone.

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It begins with Dr. Doom sitting on his throne brooding, as is his wont, when an old man named Boris walks in and says, “The time has come.” Doom mysteriously says it’s only on a night like this that “she” would want him to visit her.  The old man leads Doom through the castle and out into the Latverian countryside, which the caption tells us is located in the Bavarian Alps. There, Doom and the man stop on a moor, where Doom quietly reflects, thinking that this is where it all began…

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From there, we flash back to ye olden times, where gypsies had once made camp on that spot, someone comes running, with a warning for young Victor Von Doom, that soldiers have come to seize his father. We meet Werner Von Doom, who is the gypsies’ medicine man. The soldiers order man away from his tribe, even as he argues the tribe needs him. He assures his young son that all will be well, and that he will not be harmed. The little boy, our very own Victor Von Doom, doesn’t believe this, and it’s a teary farewell.

The local baron demands that Werner treat his ailing wife. The woman is dying, and beyond help, but the baron believes that Werner’s gypsy magic can cure anything. Knowing there’s nothing he can do, Werner flees in the night. The baron’s wife is dead by morning, and the baron blames Werner. The Baron’s troops destroy the gypsy camp, with Werner and Victor on the run. In the harsh wilderness, Werner sacrifices himself so that Victor may survive. Werner dies back at the reunited gypsy camp. His mother having been murdered when he was infant, young Victor swears revenge, not just against the baron and his soldiers, but against all mankind.

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Victor learns of his father’s many healing potions. He then gets into his mother’s old things and discovers she was once a powerful sorceress. Years pass, and we see Victor get wealthy by pulling off a series of elaborate plots, scheming money away from the wealthy. He even invents a mechanical duplicate of himself to face a firing squad in his place. Eventually, he’s contacted by an American, who offers him a scholarship at State University. Victor takes him up on the offer. Once there, Victor meets another student, one Reed Richards.

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Reed makes several attempts to be friendly, including an offer to be roommates, but Doom won’t have it, believing him to be superior. Reed instead rooms with a young football star, Ben Grimm. Reed does a little snooping, and finds Doom has been researching dimension warps. Reed says Doom needs to re-check his figures, but Doom still doesn’t want anything to do with Reed. Doom builds a machine to contact the “nether world,” and he hooks himself up to it. Too bad for him that Reed was right about the equation needing more work, and the machine blows up in Doom’s face, permanently scarring him. He’s also expelled from school for his reckless ways.

Doom travels to Tibet, where some mysterious monks take him in, teaching him the ways of dark magic. In a giant furnace, he builds his armor and mask, declaring himself Dr. Doom, and making a promise that he, a son of a gypsy and sorceress, will prove his superiority and become master of all mankind. Back in the present, Doom marches back to his castle, as the Latverians regard him with gratitude, but also with fear. Doom retires to his lab, as the old man Boris wonders what technological wonder he’s working on this time.

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Meanwhile, in New York, the Fantastic Four (Remember them? It’s their book) are taking the Fantisticar out for a spin, where they get into a fender-bender with a car, and we get three pages of comedy shtick about Ben and the motorist arguing.

Then, the scene abruptly shifts to outer space, where Doom is where we left him at the end of issue #24, floating all alone in the cosmos. (No idea when the first part’s frame story was supposed to take place.) He’s rescued by a passing spaceship, which just happens to be piloted by Pharaoh Rama-Tut, last seen in issue #18. They compare notes, with Rama-Tut revealing he pulled off his time traveling antics with Dr. Doom’s time machine. They speculate that Rama-Tut might be an ancestor of Doom’s or that they might even be the same man, from two different spots on the timeline. They both want revenge (of course) against the FF, but don’t dare attack together, as to not disrupt the timeline. Doom will stay in the present and Rama-Tut will travel – wait for it – back to the future.

Doom lands in New York, and struts down the street, heading for the Latverian embassy, where the ambassador is conducting an interview, denying that a mysterious masked man really runs the country. This establishes that outside of Latveria, no one yet knows Doom runs the place.  Doom instructs the ambassador to prepare a letter, announcing that the embassy is throwing a party. At the Baxter Building, the FF are delighted to be invited, not just for the party, but because the Latverians are offering Reed a science fellowship.

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At the fancy party, the ambassador treats the FF to a special Latverian “berry juice,” which makes them a little loopy, and causes them to hallucinate. Johnny thinks he sees Ben provoking him, and Sue thinks she sees Reed cheating on her. A fight breaks out among the four, but unlike their usual wacky bickering, this time it’s more like they’re really trying to hurt each other.

While our heroes fight each other, Doom takes a moment to ruminate, wondering what it will be like once he finally defeats Reed. He undoes his mask and sees his own face in the mirror (We don’t see it, though. Some things are best left unseen, of course). Doom freaks out, saying his scarred face is even worse than he remembers, and destroys the mirror. “No triumph can ever restore my normal face to me!” Doom says. “No conquest can make me the man I once was!”

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Enraged, Doom attacks Reed and Sue, revealing himself as the leader of Latveria. Sue uses her invisible force fields to toss Doom out a window. Reed deduces that the “berry juice” is making them hallucinate. He and Sue track down Ben and Johnny and break up their fight. Our heroes take the fight back to Doom at the Baxter Building, where Doom intends to take over the place. He now has a force field of his own, which is too strong for Ben to punch through. Reed hands Johnny a rod wired to the building, and instructs Johnny to fly up above the city and unleash his nova flame. Johnny does so, lighting up the sky over New York. All the energy from the nova blast shorts out Doom’s force field. Unfortunately, it leaves Johnny too weakened to fly to safety. Reed catches him, burning his hands in the process.

Ben has Doom restrained, but Doom fights back with a miniature paralysis ray. Sue tries to stop him with invisibility, but his armor’s built-in radar catches her. Reed stops the fight and offers Doom a challenge to determine once and for all whose is the superior intellect. They drink to it, and then Reed pulls out the Encephalo-Gun. This is a weird-looking thing that hooks up to Reed’s and Doom’s heads at once. The one with the inferior brain, Doom says, will be banished to limbo. It’s a tense standoff, ending with Reed vanishing before everyone. Doom declares his victory, and walks out, leaving the other three to wallow in their shame, knowing that they’ve been defeated.

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Reed reappears, revealing that he gave some of Doom’s own Latverian “berry juice” to him, so Doom merely hallucinated defeated him. The best way to be rid of Doom is to let Doom think he’s won. The others know it won’t last and Doom will eventually be back, but they have a respite from him for now. “I can’t help feeling pity for him,” Reed says. “Something terribly tragic must have occurred in his life to make as he is!”

Unstable molecule: Reed outsmarts the baddie again, but his real hero moment is when he rescues Johnny, knowing he has to burn himself severely to ensure his teammate’s survival. It’s a powerful scene.

Fade out: Reed is kind of a jerk to Sue in this one, at first not noticing her romantic advances, and then by insisting she sit out the final fight. Her other two teammates back her up, though, and she stays by his side throughout. Just before Reed takes on Doom at the end, he tells Sue he loves her, so I guess he comes around.

Clobberin’ time: During the Fantisticar fender-bender, Ben crunches up the jerk’s car and then sells it some guy as “pop art.” Because it’s the ‘60s.

Flame on: I always love it whenever Johnny unleashes the nova flame, and that it’s a device used sparingly by the creators. This is a big one, as he lights up the entire sky over New York in flame. (Possible precursor to Galactus?)

Trivia time: This is the first appearance of Latveria, and this pretty much sets the stage for the rest of Doom’s appearances from here on out. Before this, he was more or less a mad scientist with an arcane background, pulling off a bunch of elaborate stunts. Now, with a ruler of his own nation added onto that, the writers suddenly have a lot more to play with. Doom isn’t just a scary villain, he’s a world leader who happens to be a scary villain.

Fantastic or frightful? Attention, people in Hollywood who are working on a Fantastic Four movie reboot: THIS IS THE TYPE OF THING WE WANT. Sure, the “berry juice” and the Encephalo-Gun are silly, but look beyond that. The first half of the issue is not superhero action, but a character study, a portrait of a talented yet flawed man with huge ambitions. This detailed origin puts us inside his head, and shows us where these ambitions come from. We better know who Doom is now. Add to that the visuals, with Doom lurking in his gothic castle or wandering the moors at night. Then, add to that him turning the FF against each other, bringing their emotional crises to the surface and exploiting them for his gain. THEN, add to that Doom’s moment of weakness all alone, too horrified to stare upon his own damaged face, which both humanizes him and makes him frightening at the same time. This is the type of rich, complex characterization we want, need, and deserve from an FF movie.

Next week: We’re going down, down, down, down…

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