Fantastic Friday: Rocking and rolling

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. The last two issues have piled on the cliffhangers, and in issue #259, we start dealing with them. To recap: Dr. Doom gave Tyros (formerly Terrax) the power cosmic and sent him a quest to kill the FF. But what Tyros doesn’t know is that the power cosmic is killing him. Further, what no one yet knows is that Reed disappeared without a trace while visiting Avengers mansion. Got all that?

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We begin with Sue in disguise as her new secret identity, “Susan Benjamin,” looking at a home in Belle Port, Conn., as possible home for her and Reed to raise Franklin in a normal setting. We get four whole pages of her walking through the house with two neighbors, kindly old Martha Winslow and would-be teen babysitter Katie Dwyer. Although it’s never actually said, it’s clear from the dialogue that this is going to be Reed and Sue’s new home. (Reed has apparently left all home-buying decisions entirely up to Sue.

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Cut to New York City, where Ben is returning from various adventures in his Thing solo series. He’s in an NYC taxi cab when Tyros attacks. Fighting! Tryos uses his Earthbender-style powers to throw rocks and dirt at Ben, while riding on a wave of rubble. Ben counters by tossing cars at Tyros and wrapping him up in chunks of metal, but Tyros escapes. The fight takes them to a supermarket, where Ben is concerned about civilians being hurt. Tyros has no such concerns, and throws Ben into the store. (This supermarket is supposed to be in New York City, but it’s drawn like we’re still in the suburbs.

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In another part of the city, Johnny is hanging out in his new loft apartment, using his fire powers to kill cockroaches. He gets a visit from Sharon Shelleck, his girlfriend Julie’s roommate. After some small talk, Sharon makes her move, planting a kiss on Johnny. In a case of perfect timing, Johnny sees the “4” emergency flare in the sky. He flies away from Sharon, and toward the action.

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Then it’s back to Sue, returning to New York in the Fantasticar. A huge spaceship emerges from behind a cloud and swallows the Fantasticar whole. Inside, Sue immediately recognizes this as Dr. Doom’s technology. Doom shows up and actually punches Sue in the face. (Dang!) Knowing this is against Doom’s personal code, Sue figures this is Doombot and she destroys it with her force fields. The real Dr. Doom then speaks to Sue via some sort of floating globe, and shows her Tyros beating the crap out of Ben and Johnny. Doom gives Sue a choice — either stay there and fight him, or go help her teammates. She says “Curse you, Doom!” and leaps out of the ship to save Ben and Johnny.

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Then, in Earth’s orbit, we see the Silver Surfer hanging out on an asteroid. He spots a “matter transferal beam” from space striking New York City, so he sets out to investigate. To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Not only does Reed not appear in this issue, but his abduction isn’t even mentioned. If someone hadn’t read issue #257, they’d have no idea anything was amiss.

Fade out: Like any good superhero, Sue wears her FF uniform under her regular clothes. Instead of changing, she merely turns the outer layers of her clothes invisible until all we see is the uniform. This issue also drops several reminders that Sue is pregnant.

Clobberin’ time: The reason why Ben is returning to New York is because he had just been in the southern U. S. in The Thing #3, dealing with Lucas, a creepy mutant child. Lockjaw teleported Lucas to the moon, leaving Ben on Earth and forcing him to fly commercial.

Flame on: Johnny at first rejects Sharon’s advance, calling her a “nice kid.” She responds by saying he doesn’t know Julie as well as he thinks. So much drama!

Commercial break: Unscramble the fun!

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Trivia time: Reed and Sue’s new house is allegedly based on the house writer-artist John Byrne was living in at the time.

Byrne later re-used this cover design for the first issue of DC’s Legends crossover in 1986.

Look closely — one of the items on sale at the supermarket is “Fisk Potato Chips.” I really hope that’s a reference to the Kingpin, and some secret scheme of his.

Fantastic or frightful? Again, I feel that this is the best arc of John Byrne’s legendary run on the comic. The action is terrific, as you get a sense that Ben and Tyros are evenly matched. The dialogue is even better, with Sue proving herself as the ultimate badass when she doesn’t put up with any of Dr. Doom’s crap.

Next week: Death from above.

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Fantastic Friday: Dr. Doom goes solo

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. The previous issue ended with a huge cliffhanger — Reed’s mysterious disappearance — with a promise that the next one would provide no resolution at all. It’s truth in advertising, because issue #258 is the famous “Fantastic Four without the Fantastic Four” issue.

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So if the main characters aren’t here, what’s the comic about? It’s a Dr. Doom solo story! It’s several months earlier, before the Negative Zone trip. Doom is on his castle balcony, overlooking Latveria, thinking that all is well. Since retaking the kingdom, the economy is booming, and Doom alleges that all crime and hunger in the country have been eliminated. The peasants are shown all smiling and happy.

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Doom visits Kristoff, the boy orphaned back in issue #247. He’s taken the kid under his wing. Kristoff lives at the castle and has a private tutor there. Doom takes Kristoff on a tour of the castle, pausing to destroy a Doombot that carelessly let the villain Arcade strike a match against him in Uncanny X-Men #145. We get more “daily life” stuff of Doom governing his subjects and showing how his robots help in and out of his armor. Then his servant Hauptmann informs him that “the project” is complete.

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Doom flashes back to the time he stole the power cosmic from the Silver Surfer (in issues #57-60) and how that didn’t go well for him. He’s now built a machine to replicate those same powers. Doom tests the machine by throwing Hauptmann into it, and it kills Hauptmann in a nightmarish manner, zapping him down to his skeleton. Later, Doom is on the computer, searching for someone strong enough to survive the machine. Kristoff innocently suggests Magneto, saying the mutant’s power rivals Doom. Doom explodes with anger, lifting Kristoff off the floor by his neck, shouting “No one rivals Doom!” An injured and terrified Kristoff runs off, just as Doom finds a name that meets his criteria.

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Later, in New York, a bunch of Doom’s robots sneak into a hospital. They find a gigantic man, labeled “John Doe,” wrapped head to toe in bandages. (There’s a reference to the Thing’s fight with the Champion in Marvel Two-In-One #96, so we’re meant to think this is Ben, but it isn’t.) They escape with the man and get him to Latveria. There, we learn this mystery man is Tyros the Terrible, former known as Terrax the Herald of Galactus. (We last saw Terrax/Tyros falling into a dumpster in issue #243.) We get two pages of recapping Tyros’ origin.

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Doom hooks Tyros up to the machine (we’re not really told why Tyros just goes along with this) and it works. Tyros is once again given the power cosmic, giving him telekinetic-like power over rocks and earth. He remembers his fall from grace, and swears revenge on the Fantastic Four. Doom provides Tyros with a custom-made “sky sled” to fly to New York and unleash hell. Once he’s gone, Doom reveals that he’s tricked Tyros. Tyros has only five hours to live before the power cosmic destroys him. Doom figures that’s enough time to weaken the FF, so Doom himself can deliver the killing blow.

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To be continued!

Trivia time: Here we see some of the behind-the-scenes conflict going on between writer-artist John Byrne and X-Men writer Christ Claremont. Byrne didn’t like how Claremont wrote Dr. Doom, so in this issue he establishes that it wasn’t the “real” Doom.

The scene where Doom grabs Kristoff by the neck has been alternatively praised and criticized over the years for its depiction of child abuse.

One page has Doom considering an offer to be Dr. Strange’s new apprentice. This “Strange needs an apprentice” thing was big ongoing plot in Marvel at the time, and pretty much every magic-using character was considered.

Years later, it’ll be revealed that Dr. Doom’s servant Boris, who appears in one panel, is really Zarrko the Tomorrow Man in disguise.

Commercial break: Guys… girls!

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Fantastic or frightful? This issue begins a story arc that is, in my opinion, John Byrne’s best work on Fantastic Four. The big action is coming, but in this issue we get a lot of great character moments for Dr. Doom, Tyros, and even the oft-hated Kristoff. Beautiful artwork, too.

Next week: Rocking and rolling.

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Fantastic Friday: Fantastic Four podcasts

Fantastic Four podcasts! Who wants some? Appropriately, here are four that I’ve been listening to:

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Fantasticast. The hosts, a pair from England, are going through not just the Fantastic Four comic series, but every appearance by the characters in any Marvel comic. So, you’ll be getting a lot of Strange Tales, Marvel Two-In-One, and the many guest appearances. Their critiques of each issue are fair and nicely thought out, and they have a ton of great trivia notes on hand. Because they grew up reading the Marvel UK reprints, we get to learn a lot about the baffling ways Marvel UK used to repackage old comics.

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The 4Cast. A podcast with a single host, this one started with issue #575 and took us up through the modern times, with a lot of talk about the Hickman run up through the Matt Fraction run. There’s quite a lot of talk about the Fantastic Four movies as well, with a series of ongoing news items leading up the 2015 film.

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The Fantastic Fourcast. I’m assuming this is the longest-running FF podcast, with more than 500 episodes. This one is more of a comedy podcast, poking fun at the many absurdities of superhero comics. Episodes are really short, ranging from ten for forty minutes tops, so it’s easy to burn through a bunch of them at a time. The website is a little clunky, though, forcing you to click back through page after page if you’re searching for a specific issue.

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Baxter Building. While I’ve been enjoying all four of these podcasts, Baxter Building is my favorite. A spinoff of the Wait, What? podcast, Baxter Building’s two hosts are re-reading the series several issues at a time, so their episodes usually go over two hours each. Still, they’ve got great insight, deep trivia knowledge, and a winning sense of humor. You can follow along with the notes on their website, including some choice scans from the issues. Great stuff all around.

There you go! Hope everyone checks out these podcasts and enjoys them as much I’ve been. If you know of any other FF-specific podcasts, let me know and I’ll check them out

Next week: Doom! (Or maybe something else.)

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Reading Sherlock Holmes – The Gloria Scott

Re-reading the original Sherlock Holmes stories. If you go in purely chronological order, The Gloria Scott comes first, because it’s a flashback to Sherlock’s youth. Isn’t he cute?

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Facts of the case: Holmes tells Watson a story from his college days. Young Holmes once visited a friend’s family and figured out a hidden message in a letter to the friend’s dad. This uncovered a blackmail plot, and a story of treachery and murder at sea.

Great detective: The big deal about this story is that this is when Holmes figured out that his “hobby” of deduction could be turned into a profession. It’s not quite enough to call this an origin story, but it is a rare glimpse into his past.

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Good doctor: Watson’s only role in this story is to continue the meta-narrative that it’s him and not Arthur Conan Doyle who is writing these stories. Holmes tells him this story so he’ll have something to write about.

Action hero: Holmes doesn’t get in on the action, but we do get fights, murders and explosions when we learn about what happened on this ship.

Yes this is canon: We learn that Holmes only spent two years in college, studying chemistry. His only friend during this time was Victor Trevor, who I guess was a proto-Watson.

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Indubitably: Here we have a Sherlock Holmes story that Holmes is barely in. The high seas adventure stuff is beautifully written, but it feels separate from the usual Holmes and Watson mystery goodness.

Next week: Hey, where’s Missy?

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Fantastic Friday: Planet eating and house hunting

Re-reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #257 is called “Fragments,” which is appropriate because it contains a little bit of everything.

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We begin in outer space, where Galactus is dying. He’s experiencing a rare bout of compassion, having passed up several populated worlds, sparing them and starving himself. Death — that is, the celestial being that is the universe’s living embodiment of Death — appears before Galactus. We learn that the two have a relationship of sorts, with Death calling Galactus “My husband and father, my brother and son.” (Try finding that on Facebook.) She talks him out of the whole compassion thing, saying the universe is a garden the two of them must weed. Nova (formerly Frankie Raye of Earth) shows up and says she has located a planet for Galactus, the Skrull homeworld.

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As Nova battles the Skrull armada, the Skrull empress and her daughter Anelle console each other, knowing it is the end of the world. Galactus arrives on the surface of the planet, and uses his powers to sink straight down the its core. The planet is destroyed, and a fulfilled and sleeping Galactus is returned to his ship, with Nova watching over him.

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Back in New York, Johnny is out apartment-hunting with girlfriend Julie D’Angelo and her friend Sharon (who, remember, also has a crush on Johnny). Johnny wants a place of his own, and he really likes this Manhattan loft, complete with a skylight for easy entrance and exit when flying. They go to lunch, where there’s talk about why the FF’s costumes are different now, and some comedy shtick with Johnny using his powers to freak out a waitress.

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At the hospital, we learn Franklin is recovering from his injuries. Reed announces that the Baxter Building is not a safe place for Franklin, so he and Sue are planning on buying a house in a small town outside the city, to raise their son in an “atmosphere of normalcy.” Ben thinks this is the end of the FF, but Reed says he and Sue will divide their time between parenting and superheroing. Ben is so happy to hear this that he lifts Reed and Sue off the ground. The doctor tells Ben to be careful because of Sue’s “condition.” Yes, she’s pregnant!

Reed and Sue check in Franklin, and writer-artist John Byrne treats us to a poem. That’s right, a poem! In a Marvel superhero comic book! It’s called “What is a child?” Here it is:

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Days later, Sue, disguised in a brown wig, goes house-hunting “along the Atlantic coast,” and finds a suburban home for sale she really likes. She rings the doorbell, and that’s the first cliffhanger of the issue. Reed visits Avengers mansion to check in on the still-comatose Vision. While he’s there, the Scarlet Witch fixes him some tea (!) when the alarm goes off. She runs to the medical lab and finds a huge hole in the wall next to where Reed was just standing.

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The “to be continued” for this issue is notable, because it promises no further explanations of Reed’s disappearance or Sue’s house-hunting, and no new developments for Ben or Johnny. The “next issue” box on the letters page is just an empty space with no text. Talk about mysterious!

Unstable molecule: Reed says he and Sue are not leaving the FF simply because whenever the team members go their separate ways, circumstances always bring them back together.

Fade out: The letters page for this issue has a reader suggesting it’s time Sue change her name from Invisible Girl to Invisible Woman. The editor offers a third choice: “Mrs. Fantastic.”

Clobberin’ time: Look closely: The doctor at the hospital is actually Ben’s uncle, whom we got to know back in issue #239. The Thing solo series established that he and Aunt Petunia relocated to New York.

Flame on: Johnny says he’s paying for his new apartment with the money he’s earned as owner of 25 percent of Fantastic Four Inc. The skylight in the apartment recalls the bathroom skylight from Roger Stern’s run Amazing Spider-Man around this same time.

Fantastic fifth wheel: We’re told that Nova is so fully transformed that there’s nothing left of her human self anymore. She considers the possibility that she’s falling in love with Galactus.

In one panel, we see that Reed has built a new version of H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot, now named H.U.B.E.R.T. the robot. (Freakin’ H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot.)

Commercial break: Not superheroes, mind you, but supercharacters:

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Trivia time: Ben’s worrying about whether this is the end of the Fantastic Four was the big cliffhanger at the end of The Thing #2, leading right into this issue.

Why doesn’t Galactus use that big machine of his to devour the planet? The machine is needed to devour one hundred percent of a planet. In his weakened condition, however, Galacus in this issue just goes in and takes what he needs. He still destroys the whole planet, though.

Fantastic or frightful? Here’s a whole issue that exists only to set up future storylines. The Galactus stuff is stellar, especially when you know it isn’t filler but part of something much bigger. There are also some nice character moments and a feeling like these are genuine people.

Next week: In the spirit of this cliffhanger, next week I won’t be reviewing issue #258. In fact, I won’t be reviewing a comic at all. What am I up to? What will it be?!?

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Reading Sherlock Holmes – The Stockbroker’s Clerk

Re-reading the original Sherlock Holmes stories. The Stockbroker’s Clerk shows Arthur Conan Doyle mixing things up a little, by tweaking the Holmes formula just enough to keep things interesting.

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Facts of the case: A stockbroker has been offered what appears to be a dream job, except that his new office is a shambles, and there are two suspicious brothers with matching gold teeth lurking about. He hires Holmes to figure out what’s going on.

Great detective: Instead of hanging out at Baker Street, this story begins with Holmes visiting Watson at Watson’s home. He relaxes in Watson’s rocking chair (!) and enquires about the well-being of Watson’s wife.

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Good doctor: We learn Watson has recently purchased a new medical practice from a retiring doctor, and business is booming. He’s been seeing so many patients that he hasn’t visited Holmes in weeks.

Action hero: Holmes and Watson go undercover as job applicants. Later, Holmes uses his awesome strength to break down a door to rescue a man on the verge of death.

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Yes, this is canon: We learn Holmes has a habit of biting his nails. Gross, dude.

Indubitably: This one is a lot of fun, and a rarity in that none of it takes place at Baker Street. Then there’s a serious turn when the plot become life and death. The villains’ plot remains somewhat baffling even after two read-throughs, though.

Next week: Great Scott!

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Fantastic Friday: Not so annihilating

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. The Negative Zone saga comes to an end in issue #256, but it’s an end that leaves us with a lot of questions as to what’ll happen next.

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To recap: A dying Annihlus has taken over the Baxter Building, threatening to merge Earth with the Negative Zone, destroying both universes. In the Negative Zone, Reed’s mind is inside a computer, which is animating his body via a high-tech remote helmet. This is hard to describe, but the issue begins with the Fantastic Four standing on a meteor, surrounded by other meteors, in front of an image of Earth projecting into the Negative Zone. Their ship is behind them, which Reed’s helmet is connected to. There’s a little bit of action as our heroes deflect some oncoming meteors. Then, Reed says he has to take a scanner and get even closer to the area where the two universes are merging.

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On Earth, Johnny’s new crush Julie Angel and her friend Sharon are on the way to the Baxter Building, concerned about Johnny. Police have barricaded the area around the building, and a passerby informs the two ladies that the Avengers have gotten involved. In the Negative Zone, there’s more business with the Thing fighting off meteors. Reed rejoins his teammates and reiterates that the two universes are about to be destroyed. He says there’s one thing they might be able to do.

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Cut to outer space (in Earth’s universe) where Nova, formerly Frankie Raye and now a herald of Galactus, comes across a Skrull spaceship. She returns to Galactus and tells him that she’s found a source of energy for him to feed — the Skrull homeworld. Then it’s back to the Negative Zone, where Reed has created/summoned a “dimensional analog” of the Baxter Building. The technobabble is impenetrable, but the gist of it is that there’s a slim chance that the FF can get back to their own universe and stop all this. Inside the real Baxter Building, Annihilus senses something is up, just in time for Captain Marvel to appear before him. This is the Monica Rambeau Captain Marvel, remember, and here’s where we pick up the action where Avengers #233 left off.

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The next bunch of events happens quickly. A console explodes in front of Annihilus (presumably due to Reed’s actions?) which blows off huge chunks of his armor. On the verge of death, he prepares to throw a switch that will destroy both universes manually (no explanation for why he didn’t just do this to begin with). Reed sees a spike of energy and decides now is the time to cross from one universe to the other. At the same time, a “maw” opens beneath Annihilus and he falls into the Negative Zone. He gets sucked into the gravity of a nearby planet and he explodes.

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The Fantastic Four make it back to Earth, in the Baxter Building, causing a massive thunderclap that causes a lot of damage. They arrive with… new costumes! Instead of light blue with black, the suits are now dark blue with white. Also, Reed’s mind is back in his body, somehow. Reed confronts Captain Marvel, thinking she’s the villain, but Ben informs him that she’s a friend. Then things take a turn, when Ben discovers a battered and bruised Alicia in the wreckage. He rushes her to the “hanger deck” to get her to a hospital. Sue runs off to find Franklin, while Reed and Johnny put out the small fires that have started. The rest of the Avengers arrive, again picking up where we left off from their issue. Reed performs tests on the unconscious Vision, and says he’ll be all right in time, although Scarlet Witch continues to worry about him. Sue finds Franklin, also unconscious and battered, so the FF and most of the Avengers rush off the emergency room. Captain Marvel and Scarlet Witch stay behind to worry about the Vision.

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To be continued!

Unstable molecule: We’re told that Reed tends not to notice danger when he gets too focused on solving a problem, and that’s just what happens when he doesn’t see a meteor coming after him. In his thoughts, he worries about putting on a brave face and not letting the others know how scared he is.

Fade out: Despite his best efforts, Sue can tell how bad things are just by looking at Reed’s face.

Clobberin’ time: When leaping from asteroid to asteroid, Ben comments that he doesn’t have the same high-jumping power that the Hulk does, but he gets by.

Flame on: When Johnny is flamed on, he refers to the yellow fire flickering around him as his “corona.”

Fantastic fifth wheel: She-Hulk appears in only two panels and has no dialogue.

Four and a half: Sue says Franklin was in the lower floors of the building when the thunderclap went off, so his injuries aren’t as severe as Alicia’s.

Commercial break: Greetings, my fellow programs:

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Trivia time: The new dark-blue-and-white uniforms are going to be around for a while, and are usually considered a go-to “alternate” uniform for the team. Some fans argue that the new look is supposed to be black and not dark blue, and that’s an argument that I don’t think will ever be settled.

Ben knows the new Captain Marvel because they’d met in Amazing Spider-Man annual #16. The annual even states that Reed was out of town at the time, so it works that he doesn’t know who she is when he meets her.

The Vision remains immobilized for several more issues of Avengers before recovering, thanks to help from the Titan supercomputer I.S.A.A.C. He exhibits some odd behavior after that, but is back to being a full-time Avenger by the time the Secret Wars happen.

Fantastic or frightful? I’m thinking the conclusion to the Negative Zone saga is not as epic as it could have been. All the sci-tech mumbo jumbo about dimensions and energy fields and anti-matter is dense and unreadable, and why is so much time spent on fighting rocks instead of fighting Annihilus? Fortunately, this issue sets up a lot of story bits that will get paid off later on.

Next week: House hunting.

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Reading Sherlock Holmes – The Yellow Face

Re-reading the original Sherlock Holmes stories. Reader opinions on The Yellow Face have been divided over the years. Although the story is morally ambiguous, it provides a lot of insight to our detective hero.

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Facts of the case: A man comes to Holmes asking for help. He says his wife has been acting strangely, and there are strangers in a nearby cottage watching him at night.

Great detective: Pop culture almost always depicts Holmes with a pipe, and in this story he gives a big speech about the importance of a man’s pipe (heh). Each pipe, he says, is unique to each man.

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Good doctor: Watson begins with the story with him and Holmes taking a two-hour walk through the park. He says he and Holmes are so close that they were able to walk in silence, without need for a lot of chitchat.

Who’s at the door: Again we see that Holmes employs a pageboy to answer the door for him. This time, the kid gets some dialogue, describing a visitor who had come and gone while Holmes was out.

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Action hero: We’re told that Holmes never exercises for the sake of exercise, but only when it relates to his crimefighting. Later, Holmes, Watson, and their client sneak out at night to break into the cabin.

Yes this is canon: This story is quite the trivia note, in that Holmes is… wrong! He deduces that this is a blackmail case, when it turns out to be something else entirely. Despite Holmes’ mistake, however, the truth still comes out.

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Indubitably: The big plot twist involves in this story has to do with a mixed-race marriage, and the internet is overflowing with debates on whether Doyle handled this tastefully or offensively. I’ll leave you to decide that for yourself, and instead focus on how this one reveals new sides to Holmes’ character. That alone makes it a great read.

Next week: Well played, clerks.

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Fantastic Friday: Assemble!

Re-reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. But wait, this isn’t an FF comic, it’s Avengers #233. Fantastic Four was popular enough at the time that the Negative Zone tale took over Avengers for one issue.

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While the FF are in the Negative Zone, Annihilus came to Earth and took over the Baxter Building, erecting a giant invisible barrier around part of New York. We begin with Captain Marvel — this is the light-powered Monica Rambeau version of Captain Marvel — flying over the city. She runs right into the barrier, and is not able to make it visible despite blasting it with light. She transforms herself into radio waves, cosmic rays, and gamma rays, none of which have any effect on the barrier. She flies to Avengers Mansion to get the team together.

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At the mansion, Wasp and Captain Marvel recap the last few issue of Avengers (they fought Plant-Man) and Wasp says she and She-Hulk also just encountered the barrier. In Brooklyn Heights, Captain America is worried about a heavy-drinking Iron Man recently quitting the Avengers. He doesn’t want to tell his girlfriend Bernie about it, though. Cap gets a message on his Avengers signal watch and he jumps into action. Then we check in at the Baxter Building, where Annihilus has Alicia captive. He reiterates his plan. He’s sick and dying without his cosmic control rod, so he’s merging the universe and the Negative Zone. This will destroy both universes in an act of “If I’m going, I’m taking you all with me.”

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At the barrier, She-Hulk discovered it is expanding, even as she uses her awesome strength against it. The rest of the team joins her. We got the Wasp, Captain America, Captain Marvel, Thor, and a guy named Starfox. She-Hulk uses Cap’s shield to determine that the barrier is under the street as well. Thor throws his hammer at the barrier, saying he is using “the full unfettered might of the lightning at my command.” The hammer succeeds in breaking through the barrier, which seals up behind it. Now separated from his hammer, Thor has to run off before transforming back into plain ol’ Dr. Donald Blake. Captain America is the only Avenger present that knows Thor’s secret identity, and promises to make an excuse to him leaving.

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While the rest of the Avengers huddle and try to make a plan, Starfox sees a beautiful woman watching them. See, in addition to flight and super-strength, Starfox also has the incredibly creepy power of being able to make any woman fall in love with him, so he does that right now. An Avengers Quinjet lands at the scene, and the Vision and the Scarlet Witch step out. The Vision tries to use his walk-through-walls power to enter the barrier. It looks like it works at first, but then the Vision collapses, as if all his android parts merely shut off. Scarlet Witch uses her hex fields against the barrier, but no luck.

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Starfox continues to creep on the hypnotized woman, when he sees a strange light come from the Baxter Building. Based on this, he deduces that the two universes are merging, threatening to destroy them both. Starfox comes up with a plan to use Captain Marvel’s powers against the barrier. From the Baxter Building, Annihilus broadcasts a message to all New York, saying all will perish alongside him. Captain Marvel flies into space, traveling at her fastest speed, all the way to the sun. She absorbs vast amounts of gamma ray energy from the sun, and then blasts back to Earth, transforming herself into a gamma laser. She breaks through the barrier, which causes all kinds of crazy lights to go off around the Baxter Building. With that, the barrier disappears.

Donald Blake sneaks back up to Thor’s hammer and transforms back into Thor. The Vision, however, is still out of it, showing no life signs. Thor carries the Vision to the Baxter Building, promising to help. The rest of the Avengers crowd into the Baxter Building’s elevator, which the Wasp is able to activate. The Wasp somehow has one of the FF’s signal belts, to summon the private elevator to the top floors. The rest of this issue is word-for-word the same as Fantastic Four #256, so I’ll save that for next time. In other words…

To be continued!!!

Fantastic fifth wheel: She-Hulk is flirty with Starfox at first, but later threatens to beat him up (!) when he suggests that the Earth might be doomed. They apparently settle their differences, because in the next issue it’s strongly hinted that they’d had a one-night stand.

Super soldier: Captain America might have revealed his secret identity to Bernie Rosenthal, but doesn’t want to discuss superhero matters with her. Cap is really broken up about Iron Man quitting the team, as he mentions it several times.

God of Thunder: At one point, Thor thinks to himself, “Dr. Blake will miss his flight back to Chicago this day.” Dude, you can fly! Why are you bothering with all the hassles of the airport?

Dammit Janet: The Wasp was team leader of the Avengers during this time, and we see a couple of panels with her coordinating with the NYPD to keep the streets cleared of civilians during the action.

Photonic: This is actually Captain Marvel’s first day on the job as an Avenger. Except that she joined the team back in issue #227. She reveals that the events of last seven Avengers issues — including battling the Masters of Evil, rescuing the U.S. President, Jocasta’s funeral, Iron Man quitting the team, and the fight with Plant-Man — all took place on the same day as this issue.

Commercial break: The Kool-Aid Man comic is considered one of the worst, if not the worst, Marvel comics of all time, so of course it has a small cult following today:

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Trivia time: So, how did the FF story bleed over into Avengers like this? This issue was co-written and penciled by FF writer-artist John Byrne. In that sense, it’s kind of like an Avengers fill-in issue.

The issue after this one deals with the Vision recovering from his injury, with extended flashbacks about his and Scarlet Witch’s history.

Hawkeye was also a member of the Avengers team during this time, but was out of action due to a broken leg.

Fantastic or frightful? This was just before comics went total crossover-happy, so two books combining a plotline was still quite the novelty. Still, the Avengers part of the story is still mostly on the periphery. This is a fun issue, but low on substance.

Next week: We all fall down.

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Reading Sherlock Holmes – The Cardboard Box

Re-reading the original Sherlock Holmes stories. The Cardboard Box isn’t most exciting-sounding title, but it’s a terrific Holmes tale.

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Facts of the case: It’s summertime, and there’s a heat wave hitting London. Holmes and Watson investigate a woman, Miss Cushing, who received in the mail a cardboard box with two severed human ears inside.

Great detective: Despite routine trips to the countryside, Holmes says he prefers the city, where there are so many crimes to focus his attention. Also, we learn that Holmes’ violin is an original Stradivarius.

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Good doctor: Watson has no problem with the heat, as it reminds him of his time in the military. In addition to Afghanistan, we learn he also served in India.

Who’s that at the door: Inspector Lestrade is back, joining Holmes and Watson on the case. Lestrade rudely laughs at Miss Cushing when she suggests she got the package by mistake, and he takes partial credit for solving the case, even though Holmes did all the work.

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Yes, this is canon: Holmes is somewhat shaken up by the gruesomeness of the case, hoping for logic and reason in all things. A universe ruled by chance, he says, is “unthinkable.”

Indubitably: I really enjoyed this one. There might not be a lot of action, as a lot of the story happens outside of the characters’ point-of-view, but it has a lot of nice character moments and wonderfully-written dialogue throughout.

Next week: Let’s all get uncomfortable.

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