21 Jump Street rewatch: “School’s Out”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! It’s the season two finale, “School’s Out.” But is this really… the end?

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What’s goin’ down: It’s almost summer, and the school year is winding down. Captain Fuller tells the Jump Street crew that they’re getting extra vacation time and will be rotated into other departments during summer break. He then admits that the penny-pinching politicians at city hall are threatening to pull the plug on Jump Street, permanently.

"Even my pirate headband is bored."

“Even my pirate headband is bored.”

Here’s Hanson: He’s undercover at high school, trying to find out which kid has been setting off firecrackers in the bathrooms, clogging the toilets. It’s a small potatoes crime, but, in keeping with the theme of the episode, it’s costing the taxpayers’ money, so he’s got to catch the bomber.

The picture of maturity.

The picture of maturity.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall and his girlfriend Dorothy are talking about moving in to a new place together. It should be a happy occasion, but Penhall reveals that she’s driving him crazy. She wants him to get rid of his motorcycle and stop doing high school stuff – to grow up, in other words.

Undercover blues: Hanson’s investigation reveals a homeless kid secretly living in the bowels of the school. Yes, it is highly reminiscent of Freddy’s boiler room from the Nightmare on Elm Street series, which also starred Johnny Depp.

Goin’ to the chapel: Hoffs is all excited about taking a job in the PR department, representing the police in the media, possibly on television. The actual position is less glamorous, with her visiting school kids as “Officer Milk Carton.” Even Jump Street’s janitor Blowfish is getting bumped for the summer, in favor of an older janitor with seniority.

WHERE did she pull the gun out from?

WHERE did she pull the gun out from?

Torn from today’s headlines: A lot of ’80s shows did the obligatory “let’s all feel bad about the homeless” episode, but this one isn’t as bad as most, and it has a nice ending where the homeless kid gets to graduate.

Trivia time: One scene gives us a good look at Ioki’s desk, where he has photos of James Dean and Bruce Lee, an interesting little insight into his personality. Another corner of the chapel has a small gorilla statue wearing boxing gloves, because why not?

Jumpin’ or not? It ends with a cliffhanger, as Fuller shuts off the lights in the Jump Street chapel, not knowing whether it’ll ever open again. This one’s all about the characters reflecting on change, and how much they’ve changed since they joined Jump Street. Throughout the episode, Hanson is the devil-may-care rebel, showing how far he’s come without spelling it out for the audience. With all this change in the air, the question is, “What’ll happen next?”

One for the road.

One for the road.

Next week: Season three! BOOKER!!!!

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 27

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! The movie gets all dark and creepy again, 1:07:55-1:12:27 on the Blu-ray.

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We’ve got a brief scene of Jen, still buried in rubble, and Fizzgig at his side, mewling and making some small attempt to dig him out. You can actually see Jen’s hand and the crystal shard in this shot, but they’re hard to spot because they’re covered in dust and blend in with the rocks. What do we think, was that intentional or not? There’s a nice bit of acting on Fizzgig here, as he fails to move the rocks, and then leans back, looking up at the ceiling in sadness. Fizzgig doesn’t have a lot of quiet moments, usually barking and growling at whatever, but here is a rare quiet scene for him, showing his sadness in his inability to help his new friend.

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From there, we cut to the Chamber of Life, better known as the Skeksis’ Scientist’s lab, where we saw him steal the essence from a Podling a few scenes earlier. Here we get a wide shot of the entire room, giving us a good look at its layout. Off to one side, there’s a big opening in the floor, with a green light coming out of it. It’s left up to our imaginations as to what might be under there. The animals’ cages are all around the room, and a Crystal Bat is one of them, showing that the Scientist is experimenting on them as well as on this world’s natural creatures. Either that, or this room is also where the Crystal Bats are bred and raised. Moss is growing up through cracks in the floor, and a white light – not candlelight but looking more electric – comes out of a bunch of oddly-shaped lamps all around the room. From this, we can surmise that yes, the castle too is a living thing, further reinforcing Brian Froud’s refrain of “all things are alive” on this world.

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The next shot is a table with various ghoulish medical instruments on it, and Aughra’s disembodied eyeball is on there, too. It’s all slimy and shiny, and, somehow, able to move about on its own, looking around the room. How did it get there? Did the Skeksis take it from her, or did she leave it there as a bit of spycraft on her part? The camera pans up to show Aughra still in the same cage as when we last saw, pretty much right next to the table. From this, I’d say it’s likely the Scientist took her eye from her. For what reason, we can only speculate.

The Scientist has Kira with him, and her forces her into the chair, the same one we saw earlier when he drained a Podling of its essence. It’s here we see why that earlier scene was so important. It was nightmarish and horrific, all to set up this moment. Kira is in the same position as that poor doomed Podling, so we in the audience know what she’s in for. It cranks up the suspense big time.

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The Scientist throws the switch himself, instead of having one of the Podling slaves do it. During the previous Scientist scene, he did a lot of posturing and dramatic speechmaking during this process, but this time he says very little. Part of this was for exposition purposes, but part shows that in this second scene, he’s operating with a sense of urgency. He knows a Gelfling is prophesized to end the Skeksis, so it’s on him to take her essence as quick as possible before that can happen. The door to the crystal shaft (shut yo’ mouth) opens, and we get a really good look at the reflector crystal, as it moves into place, an almost 3-D effect.

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Stuff of nightmares: The reflector glows bright purple, and shines a purple beam right into Kira’s face. The pained expression on her face is just terrifying. A few drips of liquid start to drop into a container at her side, as the Scientist says, “Yes, essence of Gelfling.”

Back to the tunnel, the rocks next to Fizzgig move, as Jen regains consciousness and emerges from the rubble. Sure, we all knew he wasn’t dead, but why show this now? With a quick, abrupt edit from Kira’s struggle back to the tunnel? Some part of him is responding to the agony she’s feeling, and that’s what wakes him and gives him the strength to dig himself free. This is made evident with him crying out, “Kira, fight them!” Back in the chamber, Kira can hear him, responding, “Jen?” OK, maybe they’re within earshot of each other, but I find that unlikely. Remember the second half of Froud’s refrain, that it’s not just “all things are alive,” but also “all things are connected.” So there’s some sort of mental telepathy thing happening here.

Aughra can feel it too, saying, “You, Kira, call the animals.” How does Aughra know Kira’s name. Given Aughra’s status as a recluse, I doubt they met prior to the events of the film. No, Aughra, who has the whole “Earth mother” thing going on, could hear/sense Jen’s crying out to Kira as well. Aughra then tells Kira to call to the animals, calling them to freedom. “You have the gift,” Aughra says. How does Aughra know this? Do all Gelflings have this gift, or can Aughra sense it in Kira?

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Kira sings/speaks to all the caged animals in the room, and this gives us some closeup shots of some real quirky-looking animals. Remember that this ability to communicate with wildlife is called “soul-speaking,” and the manga Legends of the Dark Crystal showed that the Skeksis’ Chamberlain can do it too. Probably not the Scientist, who tells Kira to be quiet. She doesn’t, and continues singing to the animals. DarkCrystal.com has translations of what she’s singing if you’re interested (it’s nothing exciting). The animals all start going nuts in their cages, including one jumping up and down, for an impressive piece of puppetry.

The Scientist tells Kira to stop, and we get another closeup of him, this time seeing that he has two tubes going from the side of his head into his mouth, and that the monocle on his left eye appears to be bolted on. This dude was steampunk before there was steampunk. Aughra cries out, “Gelfling, free me!” She shakes on her cage, and the whole thing wavers, so it looks like she could probably break free by herself with a little more gusto. Similarly, the animals all break free of their cages and start running amok. There are way too many types of animal to list here, but I like the furry mole-like one, the little dinosaur-like one, and there’s even a bright turquoise one that flies across the screen for a frame or two. There’s even a break-the-fourth-wall moment with one animal running right at the camera.

The Scientist tries to order the animals back into their cages, but they won’t have it. More nightmare imagery as they climb all over him, biting him and hanging off of him. He reacts with great pain with this, once again suggesting he doesn’t have the physical prowess of some of the other Skeksis. He clumsily backs up against the switch, which shuts off the reflector, saving Kira. He further stumbles back, falling right into the shaft. Conveniently, part of the floor lowers, allowing this to happen. Did the animals somehow know to work the machinery to do this?

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The Scientist falls into the shaft, and we see him plunge into a huge fire raging at the bottom. DarkCrystal.com tells us this is the “Lake of Fire,” which not actually a lake, but Thra’s inner sun, a huge ball of radiation at the planet’s center, which warms and provides life to its “inner world.” This contrasts the conclusion of the Creation Myths graphic novel, in which Aughra and her son Raunip visit the bottom of the shaft, to find a rocky surface covered with crystals. Perhaps they’re not at the bottom in that scene, but merely at some sort of unseen outcropping, leading to more underground tunnels.

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As the Scientist falls into the pit, we get a brief shot of the Mystics, still on their long journey. One of them burns up into nothingness, again showing how closely they are connected to the Mystics. The other Mystics take just a second to notice this, and then they continue on. They’re now in a rocky, ashy terrain, with big clusters of rocks around them. Could these be graves? We don’t know.

Back in the chamber of life, Kira has a particularly ugly animal help her out of the chair’s restraints. She approaches Aughra, who, strangely, has become fatalistic, saying Kira is too late. “The Great Conjunction is at hand,” she says. “Now the Skeksis will have power over the stars!” Kira asks when the conjunction is, and Aughra says, “Very soon, when three suns touch.” So Kira is not too late, then why would Aughra say she is? I guess we have to chock this up to Aughra being out-of-sorts after seeing the Gelfling genocide and becoming a recluse in her observatory. Kira runs off to meet with Jen, and Aughra goes back to being a downer, saying, “Go, Gelfling, I fear, to death.”

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The passage of time: There’s a shot of the three suns, further reminding the audience that the conjunction is on its way, followed by another shot of the Mystics on their long walk. They’re now in a completely different setting than where we just saw them. Either hours (days?) passed during that shot of the sun, or the Mystics are magic of some sort to cross these great distances. Giving the rapid pace of action inside the castle now that we’re in the third act, I’m leaning toward magic. The important thing about this shot is that the Skeksis’ castle is in the distance, establishing that the Mystics are getting close to their destination.

Next: Fun with monsters!

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Fantastic Friday: Shall Earth endure?

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #77 concludes our twisted tour through the Microverse – and what a strange trip it’s been.

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Quick recap: Galactus returned to Earth, demanding to be reunited with the Silver Surfer, so the Surfer can find new planets for Galactus to devour. The Surfer fled into the Microverse, and the FF followed. Seeing Reed’s heroism, the Surfer decided to return to Galactus, so Galactus doesn’t destroy Earth. The FF stayed behind in the Microverse, to track down their enemy Psycho-Man, who lives there. Got all that?

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Johnny asks how they’ll find Psycho-Man, and Reed correctly predicts that Psycho-Man will find them. This happens as some crazy-looking probe thing confronts our heroes. Reed takes a moment to speechify about how the basic laws of nature are completely different in the Microverse (perhaps this also explains how they’re able to breathe, etc.) The probe teleports them to Psycho-Man’s ship. Psycho-Man does the “polite James Bond villain” act, saying he’s there to welcome them personally to his home before he disposes of them. Reed is far more aggressive, saying he’ll put a stop to Psycho-Man before Psycho-Man has a chance to go after Earth again. Johnny attacks, but Psycho-Man fakes him out. Turns out this was just an image of Psycho-Man, courtesy of his “Encephalo-projector.”

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Back on Earth, the Silver Surfer emerges in Reed’s lab, and is found by Crystal. He reports that the others are safe. (His exact words: “Your menfolk are alive!”) Sue, now bedridden, is overcome with worry, and then there’s an uncomfortable bit where the Surfer uses his power to put her to sleep. He then flies out of the building and into the sky to meet Galactus. Galactus projects an image of himself across the cosmos, saying the Surfer has “only seconds” to find a new world for him, and the Surfer pleads with Galactus to spare the Earth.

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Reed, Ben and Johnny mess around with some of Psycho-Man’s equipment before finding Psycho-Man himself. Only now Psycho-Man is twice the size he once was, and is so strong that he throws Ben around the room. With no way of knowing if this is the Psycho-Man or another trick, Ben fights on until Psycho-Man is destroyed. Reed is full-on scientist mode, saying he wanted to analyze Psycho-Man’s form for a weakness, but that opportunity is lost now.

Free of Earth, the Silver Surfer is back out among the stars. He finds a “flaming meteor” striking a long-dead planet, releasing a vast amount of energy into space for Galactus to devour without harming anyone.

The FF are now lost inside Psycho-Man’s giant ship, with a huge splash page of Kirby’s funky designs. Stan breaks the fourth wall in a caption, saying, “Another of Jolly Jack’s somewhat spectacular street scenes!” Psycho-Man attacks, now wearing a bulkier suit of armor. He proudly declares that this time it’s not an illusion and they’re facing the real him now. He has raw strength to deal with Ben, high-voltage attacks to counter Reed’s stretching, and a “jet wash” to snuff out Johnny’s flame. Only Ben isn’t down for the count, bringing a huge piece of machinery down on Psycho-Man, burying him in debris.

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The Silver Surfer shows Galactus the space energy, and asks to be set free in exchange, but Galactus refuses to do so. He wants the Surfer somewhere he knows he can find him, so the Surfer is back to his imprisonment on Earth. He gets all dramatic, saying that despite his anguish, he knows he did the right thing.

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With Psycho-Man defeated, Reed tries to reason with him, explaining that if Galactus destroys the Earth, that will also destroy the Microverse. Psycho-Man scans Reed’s mind and sees this is the truth, so he agrees to teleport the heroes back to Earth. It almost reads like a cliffhanger, except for one last caption, “As they soon shall learn, Earth endures!”

Unstable molecule: Reed’s analysis of the teleporter is straight from Star Trek: “It transformed our bodies into basic electrons and then reassembled them – instantaneously!”

Fade out: She’s overcome with fear and then she gets knocked out. Geez, people.

Clobberin’ time: Despite all of Reed’s efforts to out-think Psycho-Man, Ben’s the one who defeats the baddie through pure brute force.

Flame on: Johnny first attacks Psycho-Man with a “thermal blast” and later with a “thermo-blast.” So, are these two different types of attacks, or what?

Trivia time: In the credits box on the splash page, under the creators’ names, there are the words, “Nil Nisi Optimus.” I think what Stan meant to say was, “Nil Nisi Optimum,” a popular Latin phrase meaning, “Nothing but the best is good enough.”

Commercial break: Learn deadly martial arts… at home!

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Fantastic or frightful? This whole multi-issue arc has been an odd one, full of weird pacing choices and odd story elements. Galactus never actually reaches Earth and our heroes never confront him in person. The FF just storms into Psycho-Man’s home and starts trashing the place, basically picking a fight with the guy. Sue’s “weak and helpless” mode is really embarrassing. Fortunately, we have Jack Kirby glorious artwork. This arc pretty much gave birth to “mega-weird 1970s Kirby” and for that we should be grateful.

Next: Human again… again.

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 26

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Today, it’s the Skeksis’ moment of triumph, 1:05:53-1:07:54 on the Blu-ray.

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We begin in a hallway in the castle, where two of the Skeksis are walking along. Joining them in mid-conversation, one says, “I like those grey ones that go mushy when you put them on your fork.” Whatever those “ones” are is left up to the viewers’ imaginations. Which two Skeksis are these? The short, fat one is the Gourmand, as we established during the dinner scene, and I think the other one is the Ornamentalist, but it’s hard to tell. He has those weird red hands like the Scientist, and that big curved tuft of hair like the Ritual-Master, but doesn’t have either of their voices. The original screenplay calls this character “the Designer,” which is not one of the named Skeksis in the canon. That’s close enough to “Ornamentalist,” though, that I think we can call this one as the Ornamentalist. (Remember, playing the which-Skeksis-is-which game can drive you crazy.)

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They round a corner and find the Chamberlain, with his back to them. In the background, we can see more natural-looking tunnels, buttressed with wooden supports. From this, we can surmise that spot is where the underground labyrinth joins the main part of the castle. The Gourmand says, “Chamberlain! Get out! Get out!” The Chamberlain turns around, revealing Kira still in his clutches. The other two Skeksis freak the hell out, screaming “Gelfing! Gelfling!”

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Thanks to a quick edit, the pair runs right into the throne room, still screaming, “Gelfling!” This could mean that the throne room is right around the corner from where they were, but I like the idea of them running through the whole castle in a panic before getting here. The setup of the throne room is interesting in this scene. The General is sitting on the throne as the new emperor, while the Ritual-Master is standing next to him inside this little alcove built onto the throne itself. This shows the Ritual-Master’s place as right hand man. The throne looks completely different from the one in the Legends of the Dark Crystal manga, which has me thinking that the manga’s throne room must be a different room in a different part of the castle. (The manga also has a bookshelf in its throne room, the only time books are seen in the canon.)

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The Ornamentalist hollers “Help!” a bunch of times, which are not included in the Blu-ray’s subtitles. The Gourmand again does the gag in which a Skeksis refers to a Gelfling as “ugly.” The Chamberlain enters with Kira, who’s still struggling to get away from him. Most (all?) of the other Skeksis are in the room, and a Garthim stands motionless off to one side. “Royal sire,” the Chamberlain says, “I bring you Gelfling.” The General does a great double-take in response to this. I don’t know if it’s intentional or just the camera angle, but he looks cross-eyed in his reaction.

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The Chamberlain makes his big speech, addressing not just the general, but the whole room. “I! I have done this! I have caught her! I bring you the Gelfling!” He puts the emphasis on “I” the whole time, squawking it bird-like. The Chamberlain adds, “I was wounded. I suffered horrible, searing pain.” This must be referring to Jen stabbing him with the shard. The canon has fleeting mentions of the Chamberlain’s way with words and his skills at flattery, and both the movie and the manga have shown him to have some limited mesmering ability, and we can see all that on display here. This is his big moment, and he wants everyone to know it.

The Skeksis’ Scroll-Keeper, the one who wears several rows of glasses at once, leans in close for a good look at Kira. “A live Gelfling,” he says, reaching out to touch Kira’s cheek with his finger. Interesting that he doesn’t seem as afraid of her as the other Skeksis. We know very little about the Scroll-Keeper. The canon says that he’s the smallest and “finest-featured” among the Skeksis, and that he often rewrote the Skeksis’ historical texts, changing the facts so history is written in his favor. Do we conclude that he studies Kira so closely because he’s planning to record this historic event as well?

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The Ritual-Master is all business, saying, “Kill her! We are sworn to kill all Gelflings!” The Chamberlain draws Kira back, and insists, “No! She’s mine!” This seems odd for him to say, since he’s brought her there to give to them. I suppose it’s because he knows she’s his “bargaining chip,” and he’s still bargaining. The Scientist is now on the other side of the general, saying, “But, sire, you could drink her essence.” The Ritual-Master reminds everyone of the prophecy and continues to argue that Kira should be killed. The Scientist and the Ritual-Master are kind of like the angel and devil on the General’s shoulders in this scene. The General does his best King Solomon and says, “First we take her essence, then kill.”

The other Skeksis seem happy about this, crying “Drain her! Drain her!” If only the emperor gets to drink essence, then what are the rest of them so excited about? Is there some unseen benefit for all of them when the emperor drinks essence, or are they just that bloodthirsty? The scientist steps forward, takes Kira, and leads her away. The Chamberlain lets her go this time, perhaps because this was part of this plan all along? The next line of dialogue would seem to confirm that. The General says, “As for the whimpering Chamberlain, return his robes to him.” I love that he adds “whimpering” in there, a little insult just to remind the Chamberlain that he’s still boss. The Chamberlain bows, and does his famous whimper once more.

So this is the Chamberlain’s big moment of triumph, his returning from his journey and reclaiming what he had lost. This effectively ends the Chamberlain’s story. I suppose it’s good in that there’s a resolution here, but it’s not as good in that from this point forward, the Skeksis no longer have individual personalities. Throughout the rest of the film, the Skeksis act as a singular group, with everything they do, they do as one. This will streamline that plot as we head to the finale, simplifying matters so it’s Gelflings versus Skeksis at the end, but I can’t help but wonder how much richer of a film this could have been had the rivalry between the Chamberlain and the General tied into the finale.

Next: Down in the pit.

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “Cory and Dean Got Married”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! It’s young lovers on the run in season two, episode twenty-one, “Cory and Dean Got Married.” Before everyone gets all excited, know that Cory is a girl’s name in this one.

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What’s goin’ down: Teenagers Cory and Dean do indeed get married, but only after Dean shot his future father-in-law in a dispute. The cops catch Cory, but Dean is still a fugitive. Penhall and Hoffs are assigned to the “road trip” thing, escorting Cory on a cross-country trip back to her home town.

Tourist!

Tourist!

Here’s Hanson: He’s only in one scene and doesn’t have any dialogue. Guess Depp’s off filming a movie.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall has moved in with his girlfriend Dorothy, and they’ve devolved into “bickering couple” status. Cory’s declarations of true love for Dean contrast Penhall’s rocky relationship woes.

Because it wouldn't be a road trip without comedic hotel room misunderstandings.

Because it wouldn’t be a road trip without comedic hotel room misunderstandings.

Undercover blues: Dean shows up, following our heroes (how’d he find them?), proving himself to be not such a nice guy. He holds Hoffs at gunpoint – in the shower no less – to make off with Cory.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Goin’ to the chapel: I’m not clear as to why, exactly, Penhall and Hoffs get this assignment. This again raises the question of just how huge of a jurisdiction Jump Street has.

Trivia time: The small-town sheriff in this episode is played by recognizable character actor Joseph Whipp, well known among horror fans for playing a cop in both A Nightmare on Elm Street and Scream.

"Why do I always play a cop?"

“Why do I always play a cop?”

Jumpin’ or not? A fun, lighthearted romp. The “characters go on a road trip” thing is always good for some outside-of-their-comfort-zones interaction, and that’s the case here. It’s jumpin’!

Next: Summer vacation, or summer hiatus?

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Fantastic Friday: Micronauts

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. With threats coming from outer space, our heroes retreat to inner space in issue #76.

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The set-up is this: Galactus has returned to Earth, demanding that the FF deliver him the Silver Surfer, who has retreated into the microverse. Reed makes a deal with Galactus, saying he’ll go get the Surfer in exchange for Galactus not devouring the Earth. Reed, Ben, and Johnny cram into Reed’s newest invention, a submarine-like “Reducta-craft.” Then it’s a throwback to Fantastic Voyage, where they shrink down to microscopic size and prepare to be shot through a needle. Ben complains with his usual grousing during all this, but Johnny compares it to a roller coaster.

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We then spend some time with pregnant Sue, who has just had a doctor’s visit, assuring her that the baby is doing just fine. She asks Crystal why she hasn’t shown Sue a paper or played the radio in several days. Crystal tries to brush this off, saying it’s just news about “the war.” (That’d be the ‘Nam.) Sue’s no idiot, though, suspecting that this means the three guys are in danger. She has another pity party, fretting about not being able to help, and wondering what it’ll be like after the baby is born.

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Back in the lab, the Reducta-craft flies along, with Reed saying it is propelled by “the power of its own shrinkage.” (Cue Seinfeld reference.) Forget that talk about a needle, because it just flies into the gooey black liquid on a microscope slide, the same liquid that the Silver Surfer used to escape into the microverse. Reed says they’re about to become the first human “micronauts.” Reed says he developed this experiment after the team’s encounter with Psycho-Man, whom you’ll remember was a tiny microscopic guy living inside human sized armor. They follow the Surfer’s path, only to have him fly by them at great speed.

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We then get a killer splash page of the Silver Surfer soaring through the microverse. He’s never looked happier, before or since. The normally deep and contemplative Surfer is now exhilarated and joyous, saying “At last I am free!” Then Reed is a total jerk, firing a stun blast at the Surfer, knocking him off his surfboard. He recovers quickly, bragging about being able to survive meteor storms, but Reed says the blast was only to establish contact.

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The Surfer lands on a nearby planetoid and surrounds himself with a “cosmic protection shield.” Then it’s a couple of pages of our heroes trying to break through the shield, which they can’t. The Surfer borrows a move from Captain America by throwing his surfboard at the FF which, confusingly, knocks all three heroes for a loop. The Surfer flies off, and is pursued by a mysterious green spaceship.

Psycho-Man, whose real form conveniently looks just like his giant armor, says he wants the Surfer’s power for himself. He sends the “Indestructible One” after the Surfer. We don’t see the Indestructible One yet, only from the back. Reed and his pals recover, hopping back in the Reducta-craft and pursuing the Surfer again. The Indestructible One spots them and somehow mistakes them for the Surfer. It attacks and… fighting! The Indestructible One is really a giant android, purple with a green helmet. He and Ben smack each other around the alien landscape for a while. The planet is volcanic, and lava starts spurting everywhere. The Indestructible One is also able to turn intangible, as Johnny’s thermal blasts pass right through him.

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If all this wasn’t cosmic enough, we then cut to Galactus, looking hungrily at the Earth through a scanner. He’s got this kooky little machine that looks a little like a thermometer. When the thingamabob reaches the top, that’s when he’ll devour the Earth. Now we have a ticking a clock.

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Back in the microverse, Reed tells Ben and Johnny to take the ship and go after the Surfer, offering to sacrifice himself by fighting the Indestructible One. “Tell Sue my last thoughts were of her and the baby!” he says. But then, the Indestructible One vanishes right before them. The Silver Surfer has arrived, saying he was watching the fight for his amusement. (What a jerk!) Reed’s gallantry, though, has changed the Surfer’s mind. He agrees to return to Galactus, to save humanity. As he flies off, Reed says the FF will stay behind in the microverse, to find and deal with Psycho-Man.

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: Reed wanting to sacrifice himself seems out of character, but we must remember that stakes are high, with Galactus waiting in the wings. And, yeah, the plot demands it.

Fade out: Sue has gone from worrying about the guys being in danger, to wanting to be out there, helping them save the day. Is that progress?

Clobberin’ time: Ben holds his own against the Indestructible One, even with a volcano exploding underneath him. Ben’s past a pilot is subtly referenced, in that Reed assumes Ben can fly the ship back to Earth.

Flame on: Although cautioned against using his fire, so that it doesn’t set off more volcanic activity, Johnny proves to be so in control of his powers that he can attack the Indestructible One with precision and not destroy the planet.

Trivia time: As noted above, 1966’s Fantastic Voyage is a huge influence on this issue. With the name “Fantastic” in the title, I guess it was only a matter of time.

The Microverse, which is actually called the “Micro-world” or “Sub-atomica” in this issue, has become a staple of the Marvel Universe. It’ll later be defined as an alternate universe that can only be accessed by shrinking, but in this issue there’s definite shrinkage (hehe) with talk of molecules flying past.

To my knowledge, this is the first use of the name “Micronauts” in a Marvel comic, although the Japanese Microman toys that inspired Marvel’s on-again/off-again Micronauts series debuted in 1974. The Micronauts franchise has a crazy convoluted history in both toys and comics.

Commercial break: How huge were Marvel Comics in the ‘60s? You could send away for an autographed photo of Stan Lee:

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Fantastic or frightful: The story goes that Jack Kirby was burned out by this point and ready to leave Marvel, but his art in this issue is so stellar and so like the far-out stuff he’d go on to do in the ‘70s, that I can’t help but feel he’s giving this issue his all. The script has some fun dialogue but a lot of head-scratching elements. (How is there oxygen in the Microverse?) Still, the art elevates it to excellence.

Next: Answering the summons.

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “The Best Years of Your Life”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! In season two, episode twenty, “The Best Years of Your Life,” the Jump Street cops face a deep, emotional crisis in which… wait, is that Brad Pitt?

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What’s goin’ down: Hanson and Penhall are investigating a series of cat burglaries, believing a local teen is the culprit. When a suspect is caught and arrested, he doesn’t seem like the criminal type. He then commits suicide, leading the Jump Street gang to wonder if something more is going on.

Deep cover.

Deep cover.

Here’s Hanson: Hanson blames himself, fearing that his actions led to the kid’s suicide. Also, he’s seen sporting two earrings in one ear. Maybe this has been in previous episodes, but you can see them in a lot of close-ups here, furthering Hanson’s series-long progression from “straight-laced cop” to “rebellious bad boy.”

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall appears to be in denial about the suicide, hanging out at home instead of going to the funeral, and cracking wise during otherwise serious conversations. He later breaks down, revealing how much this bothers him. Penhall is still dating Dorothy the marine biologist, his love interest from the episode “A Big Disease With A Little Name.” She’ll continue to appear in upcoming episodes.

Stress case.

Stress case.

Undercover blues: Hanson and Penhall crash a teen party, where everyone talks suicide and high school angst. Turns out there’s been a whole series of suicides in school, and no one wants to talk about them.

Torn from today’s headlines: You’ve probably guessed that this one’s about suicide. The drama is all about the aftermath of a person’s suicide, and everyone not understanding why it happened.

Hittin' the gym.

Hittin’ the gym.

Goin’ to the chapel: Some new background details in the Jump Street chapel. The upstairs part, where the lockers are, also has a small workout area. (A weightlifting bench, basically.)

Trivia time: Holy crap, it’s Brad Pitt!!! He plays the cool kid in school, and friend of the suicide victim. His hair is ridiculous, but he shows a lot of the charisma and energy that made him a star.

"Just wait 'til you guys hear my Irish accent. You're going to LOVE it!"

“Just wait ’til you guys hear my Irish accent. You’re going to LOVE it!”

Jumpin’ or not? 21 Jump Street is kind of schizophrenic when it comes dealing with important social issues. Sometimes they’re handled with care and sensitivity, and other times they’re used for shock value. They do the latter with this one, going way overboard with the speechifying and high drama. Not jumpin’.

Next: It was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them well…

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 25

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Let’s watch it! Today we head deep underground, 1:03:42-1:05:52 on the Blu-ray.

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Jen and Kira have entered the castle from below, and are now in a cave-like tunnel, complete with ominous stalactites and stalagmites. The rock has a wet, glistening look down here, so it’s kind of like they’re walking around inside a living thing. Well, if we remember Brian Froud’s manta of “all things are alive” then I suppose this too is a living creature of some kind. As our heroes move forward, they pass by some flowing water, possibly part of an underground river. This is lit from below (don’t ask me how), giving an eerie lighting to the whole area. More mouselike critters are running around down here, presumably the same ones we saw during the Skeksis’ dinner scene earlier. Kira almost trips, and Jen tells her to be careful. This little character beat reinforces how they are walking into uncertain, unexplored territory.

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Speaking of critters, the camera then focuses on Fizzgig for a while, who runs/rolls ahead. There’s more shots of the mouselike things (Hey, DarkCrystal.com, how about giving these things a name? They’re practically supporting characters.) and I thought we’d see Fizzgig chasing them, but no, it’s just more establishing shots. The cave pathways would appear to meet at right angles to each other, leading me to believe that are not natural but “shaped” into hallways, like the rest of the castle’s architecture. In one of the Fizzgig shots, we can see some glowing green moss on the rock off the one side. I suppose this and the water lit from below are supposed to answer the question of where light is coming from and why it isn’t totally dark down here.

According to the canon, this place under the castle is “the labyrinth.” Careful, that’s a not a word to throw around lightly in a Henson/Froud production, lest we want people thinking a tightly-panted David Bowie is about to appear and start performing “Magic Dance.” (Who am I kidding? It would be awesome if that happened!) This place is also alternatively known as the “lower tunnels.” There’s reference to “sewer tunnels” as well, but I suspect that’s a different area, not seen in the film. Some editions of World of the Dark Crystal come with a book-within-the-book just called The Crystal, which is a recreation of Froud and Henson’s original pitch. It includes mention of creatures called burrowers, who live down in tunnels under the castle and dig tirelessly for gems. We can’t consider this canon (Gelflings are called Gelfens, for example) but it’s too bad the burrowers couldn’t make it into the movie because they seem like cool monsters.

Kira says she wants to go back. Go back where? It’s already been well established that they’re past the point of no return. It makes sense to assume that she means go back down a different corridor in this maze, rather than back home. She adds “I smell death here.” I’m not sure what she’s smelling, exactly, because it’s not like there are corpses around, and I can’t find anything in the canon about Gelflings having heightened senses of smell. Perhaps it’s just an expression. Jen says they have no choice, and they press forward.

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An ominous shadow appears before them, and Kira says, “Skeksis!” It’s the Chamberlain, who arrives without doing his famous whimper for once. It’s unknown how he got down there with them, but I think it’s a given that he can get around pretty easily considered how we’ve seen him traverse the landscape throughout the film. Plus, after living in the castle for hundreds of years, he must know every secret passage. He tells the Gelflings not to be afraid and says he’s there to help them. Note that he’s not using the broken English he used before, and he’s now speaking in complete sentences. He’s changed up his tactics in dealing with them, appealing not just to their inherently good natures, but to their intelligence as well. Instead of “Make peace,” now he says, “I’m here to help you.” Big difference. He says the three of them can show the rest of the Skeksis that Gelflings and Skeksis can live together in peace. He then reaches out and grabs Jen and Kira, each with one hand. He does this slowly, so perhaps he’s using soul-speaking to mesmerize them as well? They resist, though, and Fizzgig gets a hero moment as he tugs on the Chamberlain’s rags, trying to separate him from the Gelflings.

As Jen struggles, he does what we’ve been waiting for throughout the entire movie. He uses the crystal shard as a weapon, stabbing the Chamberlain in the hand. Seriously, Jen always holds the shard in the Michael-Myers-raises-his-knife pose, so it’s about time he uses it as such. It strikes the Skeksis with a bright white light, revealing some of the energy it contains. The Champerlain rears his head back in pain and cries, “My hand!” We see that his hand is bleeding, and then there’s a very quick cut to the Mystics, where one of them (OK, it’s urSol the Chanter) has his hand bleeding in the same spot, showing for the first time just how closely related the Skeksis and Mystics are. “So, my hand,” the Mystic says, almost whispering it. The Skeksis has pink/purple blood, while the Mystic has blue/black blood. I wouldn’t read too much into this, as the colors were no doubt chosen by the filmmakers to contrast the puppets’ skin color, to make it clear to viewers that it is, in fact, blood.

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 Look closely: The Mystics are now in a green grassy area, and in the background you can see some big wooden structure, looking like a Stonehenge type of thing. What is that?

Back to the labyrinth, the Chamberlain looks incredulously at his hand, and then he drops the peaceful act, saying, “Gelfling, you die!” He then reaches up and – get this – brings the ceiling down on Jen. Remember that the Skeksis pride themselves on feats of strength, and the Chamberlain has shown himself to be quite the man of action during the film, so it’s not out-of-nowhere for him to Hulk out like this. Jen is buries in rubble, which includes long pieces of wood. This shows that the Skeksis (and the burrowers, maybe?) have done some sort of construction down in this place. There’s a cloud of dust, and when it settles all we can see is the debris. Jen is completely buried.

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The Chamberlain still has a hold of Kira. She calls out to Jen a few times and tries to get away from the Chamberlain, but he drags her off down the next cave path. She tells Fizzgig to stay with Jen. It’s quite a lengthy shot of the Chamberlain dragging Kira away, really hitting home the hopelessness of this situation. The Chamberlain appears to be pointing at the rubble pile as he walks off, but maybe it’s just that he’s holding out his free hand because it’s injured. Cut to a shot of Fizzgig looking sad, to properly tug at viewers’ heartstrings.

Next: The Skeksis’ moment of triumph.

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Fantastic Friday: Evil twins and cosmic thought waves

Re-reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Last issue, we learned Galactus is returning to Earth. Now, in issue #75, we learn his plans are a little more complex than just “eat the planet.”

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First, I have to say I love the blurb on the cover: “What protiteth a man to flee his fate? For surely he will find… worlds within worlds!” It almost looks like Galactus is looking down at the blurb thinking, “‘Profiteth?’” Anyway, the story begins with Reed, Johnny, and Ben on an island just outside of New York City (where this is, exactly, is not specified) while pregnant Sue is at home being cared for by Crystal. Reed says they’re on an island not to endanger lives when Galactus makes his big appearance. From the island, they can see a “space ray” being fired on NYC, which Reed deduces is Galactus still searching for the Silver Surfer.

Out in space, Galactus speechifies to himself that his hunger has grown so much that he needs to find the Silver Surfer so the Surfer can find him a new planet to eat. (OK, he doesn’t “eat” planets so much as he absorbs all their energy and whatnot.) It’s never explained why he can’t just find his own planets to devour. On some viewscreen-type thing, Galactus sees the FF, remembers that they befriended the Surfer, and says they must be compelled to betray the Surfer. He then says he will attack the FF with, “the power of transcendent thought.”

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On Earth, the island starts tossing and turning, uprooting itself and endangering our heroes. This is basically a fight scene between FF and… nature. First they punch the trees and rocks, and then Reed and Ben get sucked down into the ocean while Johnny flies above. Next, the ocean spits out Reed and Ben, and all three heroes are drawn upward into the sky by some unseen force. In the upper atmosphere, there’s almost no oxygen and freezing temperatures (it’s almost like real science!) Finally, there’s a “noiseless explosion” and the FF are back on the island, as if nothing happened.

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Our heroes take a moment to be befuddled by this, and then three figures emerge from the water. They’re exact duplicates of Reed, Ben, and Johnny. Oohh, yeah, evil twins! Everyone of course attacks each other’s counterpart, and Johnny is surprised to learn Evil Johnny is more powerful than he is.

From there, we catch up with what the Silver Surfer is up to. You might remember (or not) that in the last issue, Johnny left the weakened Surfer behind at the Baxter Building, and later offhandedly remarked that the Surfer had disappeared. We now see that he’s disappeared to the Microverse. He explains (sort of) that the Power Cosmic allows him to shrink down to microscopic size, and that he’s hiding out inside a drop of chemical fluid on a microscope slide in Reed’s lab. He’s all excited to be in the microverse, finding suns and planets way down there.

Back on the island, fighting! It’s a couple of pages of the FF duking it out with their doppelgangers. Ben holds his own (heh) because Evil Ben has his strength but not his fighting know-how. Reed has a tougher time, because Evil Reed keeps going in for the kill, and Reed fears he’ll have no choice but to outright kill the evil him. Johnny’s the one who comes up with the classic “switcheroo” tactic, by not fighting their counterparts, but their partners’ counterparts. So Reed fights Evil Johnny, Johnny fights Evil Ben, and Ben fights Evil Reed (got that?). It’s over quick, as the evil FF is defeated after being simply thrown into the water.

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No rest for our heroes, though, as a vision of Galactus appears before them in a “mental astro-image.” He demands that the FF give him the Silver Surfer, but Ben bluntly refuses before Reed can say anything. Galactus chides them for defying his greatness and he disappears, warning them there will be consequences. Reed and Ben argue, with Reed saying they should have negotiated, and Ben saying he was right to stand up to the big G.

Johnny then points out a giant meteor in the sky. Reed corrects him and says it’s not a meteor, but a planetoid, which is worse somehow. In New York, we catch up with Sue and Crystal, who are staying in a luxury hotel room, as opposed to the nondescript apartment they were at in the last issue. Sue hears commotion outside, but Crystal lies to her and says it’s another protest (this is 1968, remember). Crystal is lying to Sue to “protect” her, again. Sue has herself a pity party, saying that once the baby is born, she doesn’t want it in danger, ever.

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The planetoid is falling toward New York, and Reed says it will “atomize” the city once it hits. Here’s where things get a little wonky. Reed closes his eyes and concentrates, saying that thoughts have “unlimited range,” and that if Galactus can transmit into their minds, than Reed can send a thought back to Galactus. It actually works, because Reed’s genius-brain is just that awesome. He tells Galactus that the FF will find the Silver Surfer for him. Galactus agrees to this, removing the planetoid. He even teleports the FF back to Reed’s lab (that was nice of him). There, Reed deduces that the Surfer has discovered his latest experiment. He opens a door and reveals a submarine-like craft and says the FF must follow the Surfer on “one of the most dangerous journeys of all time!”

To be continued!

Unstable molecule: So Reed basically discovers/invents mental telepathy in this issue? You’d think there would be huge world-changing repercussions to this

Fade out: Sue sits out the action again. I’m afraid it’s going to be a long, long time until we get to John Byrne’s “Sue is the team’s most powerful member” stuff.

Clobberin’ time: Ben has shown nothing but dislike for the Silver Surfer, and yet he’s willing to endanger all of NYC by not handing the Surfer over to Galactus. I guess in his eyes, Galactus is the greater of the two evils.

Flame on: Johnny is pretty heroic in this issue. He’s the key to stopping the FF’s duplicates, and later he suggests using his nova flame against the planetoid, at the risk of his own life.

Trivia time: At one point, Ben asks Reed if Reed has “halavah on the brain.” I looked it up: Halavah is an Eastern Mediterranean sweetmeat made of honey, sesame seeds, nuts, rosewater, and saffron. How is this a part of Ben’s diet? We’ll never know.

Commercial break: And they say girls don’t read comics:

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Fantastic or frightful? This one has a lot of action and I like the Ben/Reed disagreement on whether to negotiate. The big problem with this issue is how out-of-character Galactus is acting. He’s gone from being this godlike entity viewing humans like gnats beneath his feet, to coming up with crazy schemes like cloning our heroes. He’s acting more like a generic mad scientist villain instead of an all-powerful, world-ending threat, and that’s a slight disappointment.

Next week: Micronauts! (No, really)

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “Raising Marijuana”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! It’s drugs versus nerds in season two, episode nineteen, “Raising Marijuana.”

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What’s goin’ down: A mega-rich drug peddler is using high school kids as drivers, so Penhall and Ioki go undercover in school, while Hoffs goes way deeper undercover as the villain’s new love interest.

"But he's a NICE murdering drug tyrant."

“But he’s a NICE murdering drug tyrant.”

Here’s Hanson: No Depp this week, kids. Guess he was already getting movie offers by this point.

Penhall’s prerogatives: To establish a cover, Penhall and Ioki pose as the school nerds. Not nerds! This allows for a running gag in which they try to convince everyone they’re identical twins.

OMFG, nerds!

OMFG, nerds!

Undercover blues: Oh, Hollywood undercover cops, you and your divided loyalties. Hoffs gets to know Charles, the stinking rich drug magnate, and starts to feel he’s a nice guy and not some hardened criminal.

Goin’ to the chapel: Jump Street is partnering on the case with “administrative narcotics” (is that a real thing?). When the narcotics detective is killed, that tips the scales for Hoffs, renewing her purpose to catch Charles.

Busted.

Busted.

Torn from today’s headlines: Marijuana! The point is made that hundreds of thousands of pounds of wacky-tobacky enter the USA every day, and the ones handling the shipping are the ones with the real money and power. I’m actually not a drug dealer, so I don’t know if this is true, but it’s interesting.

Trivia time: A couple of recognizable ‘80s-era character actors in this one. Charles is played by Christian Clemeson, whom you might remember from And the Band Played Played On and The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. The smarmy narcotics detective is played by Sam McMurray, who portrayed similarly smarmy characters in Raising Arizona and The Tracey Ullman Show. (Could McMurray’s involvement mean this episode’s title is direct shout-out to the previous year’s Raising Arizona? It’s possible.)

"Maybe Glen threw in one Polack joke too many."

“Maybe Glen threw in one Polack joke too many.”

The villain-of-the-week Charles would seem to have a lot in common with Gus Fring from Breaking Bad. Both are seemingly ordinary (if rich) guys, who don’t deal directly with addicts and who abhor violence, shipping drugs in vast quantities as merely “business.” I did a ton of Googling, but I couldn’t find anything directly linking Breaking Bad to this episode though, so I guess we’ve got to call it a coincidence.

Jumpin’ or not? We’re in full-on “cop show” mode here, but it’s nice to have an episode with Hoffs in the spotlight without her going into hysterics. This is balanced by comedy high jinks at school so it never gets too serious. It’s Jumpin’.

Next: Surprise guest star!

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