James Bond rewatch: Dr. No

Rewatching the James Bond films chronologically. This is something I’ve wanted to do for a long time now. I love the Bond movies, but they all blur together in my head, so that I can never remember what happened in what movie. (The Madonna cameo was in You Only Live Twice, right?) The purpose of this series is not to regurgitate all the trivia, because that’s already out there. It’s to revisit the series with fresh new eyes. Oh, and for fun, of course.

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Here’s how I’ll be breaking down each movie:

Bond blurb: Big-time plot summary.

Bond background: What we learn about our heroic superspy.

Bond baddies: The villains.

Bond babes: Self-explanatory.

Bond best brains: All about the gadgets.

Bond bash-ups: The oh-so-important action scenes.

Bond baggage: How each film represents the era it was made, intentionally or unintentionally.

Bond babble: What I thought of the movie, in the end.

With that out of the way, let’s kick things off with the blockbuster that started it all: Dr. No!

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Bond blurb: Bond travels to Jamaica in search of a missing agent. The clues lead to the CIA, and from there to Dr. No’s hidden island fortress. Dr. No is threatening to disrupt the U.S. space program, on behalf of S.P.E.C.T.R.E., a group of the world’s greatest criminal minds. Dr. No captures Bond, but Bond escapes and fights the villain right over a nuclear reactor.

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Bond background: Our intro to Bond is him at a poker game, tuxedoed, making the moves on a pretty lady – in his element. The theme music accompanies his famous “Bond, James Bond” immediately creating a movie icon. Later, when the bad guys try to kill Bond with a tarantula, Bond doesn’t just smash the thing with his shoe, he goes nuts and bashes it a bunch of times, revealing the stress of always being in danger and having to watch his back.

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Bond baddies: Dr. No is built up a lot before we see him, including an incredibly spooky scene where he bosses around an underling with just his disembodied voice. When we finally meet him, he’s one sneaky, creepy dude. He comes across as always one step ahead of Bond – no small feat.

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Bond babes: Honey Ryder is often credited as the first Bond girl, thanks to the memorable image of her marching onto the beach in that bikini (you know the one). But the distinction really belongs to Sylvia Trench, who woos Bond at the start of the movie. She breaks into his place to seduce him. It’s a cute scene, but it also humanizes Bond, showing a pretty lady can sometimes get the better of the cool superspy. Bond also beds a character named Miss Taro, but that was all an act, for the good of the mission (insert chauvinism rant here).

Bond best brains: The Walther PPK gets a big intro, with everyone at MI6 singing its praises before it’s handed to Bond. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this was a prequel, with the filmmakers saying, “This is where his famous gun came from!”

Bond bash-ups: Fight scenes are short, because nobody in moviedom can throw a punch quite like Connery. A car chase uses hokey rear projection, but it ends with a great stunt as a flaming car rolls down a cliff. There’s a lot of talk about a “dragon” scaring the locals, only for it to be a huge tank with flamethrowers, which is incredibly awesome.

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Bond baggage: The opening credits sequence is pretty much the 1960s in microcosm, half-mod and half-psychedelic. Plot points about radiation and the space race further show that the ‘60s were in full swing.

Bond babble: It’s fascinating how so much of what we think of as a Bond movie is present in this one. It’s really a “movie that changed everything” movie. It’s also interesting how it starts out relatively realistic, only to get more and more “sci-fi” as it goes along. It slowly eases the audience into over-the-top spy movie stuff, rather than throwing it all up there at once, which is admirable. The first really is one of the best.

Next: Back in the U.S.S.R.

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Fantastic Friday: She’s having a baby

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. It’s time for annual #6, which offers a major change in our heroes’ lives, as well as introducing one of the FF’s most vile villains.

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The story begins and Reed is pissed! We don’t know why he’s so angry, but Johnny and Ben are worried, because he should be at the hospital with Sue, as the baby is due to be born at any minute. Reed reveals that the radiation that gives them all their powers is endangering the baby. He believes that anti-matter from the Negative Zone could be the key to saving her. He wants to enter the Negative Zone alone, but Johnny and Ben insist on joining him. Reed’s whipped up some backpack-like harnesses for them to wear, to protect them from the anti-matter.

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Inside the Negative Zone, a bunch of aliens are on the run from a big blue ship, which kills them all and destroys their world. A hatch opens on the ship, and out comes Annihilus, introduced in one caption as “He who annihilates,” and in another as “The living death that walks!” Why is Annihilus destroying planets? He states in a villain speech that by destroying life he is reborn.

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Reed, Ben, and Johnny enter the Negative Zone and fly through the “distortion area,” which allows for all kinds of crazy pop-art visuals, including two pages of those wonky photo backgrounds. Reed is attacked by alien scavengers, who take him to into a hatch and remove his harness. Then we cut to the hospital, where Doctors tell Crystal that the radiation in Sue’s blood is going haywire, threatening her life, and the baby.

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Ben and Johnny search for Reed, only to become trapped in a big globe and dragged underground, where they come face-to-face with Annihilus. He claims they are his specimens. He further explains that his cosmic control rod – the gold thing on his neck – grants him immortality, and that the only way to keep the rod is to ruthlessly slaughter anyone who might steal it from him before they get the chance. Reed is there, too, in a cage with a bunch of aliens. He somehow knows that the cosmic control rod is exactly what he needs to save Sue’s life. With a single blast, Annihilus kills all the aliens except for Reed, and locks Reed in another cage with Johnny and Ben. He’s spared the FF for his own amusement, and to learn how their powers work before he kills them. There’s several pages of fighting as Annihilus tests the FF’s powers with various death traps. Ben breaks out of the cage and knocks out Annihilus, after which Reed helps himself to the control rod. Similarly, our heroes then hotwire Annihilus’s rail-plane, using the vehicle to escape to the surface.

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Annihilus wakes up and his furious. He throws a switch and summons creatures called borers. These are big lizard-like guys with hook-shaped mouths who come digging up out of the planet’s surface. After more pages of fighting, the borers threaten to overpower our heroes. Reed decides to use the cosmic control rod against them. It works, thanks to Reed controlling the rod’s power with his awesome brain. Just by concentrating, Reed drives back the monsters and levitates the three heroes back to the surface. Annihilus hops aboard a convenient gun ship to pursue the FF. Out in space now, he locates them and fires. Now flung through space, the chase is on, our heroes regroup on another planetoid with Annihilus still looking for them. If that wasn’t bad enough, their planetoid is being drawn toward a destructive anti-matter planet. Reed can’t use the control rod to escape again, because its energy is neutralized in this area.

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Now things get really trippy. Reed surmises that if the planet is anti-matter, then it is made up of particles that are the opposite of Earth particles, and that if there is life on the planet, it is opposite of life on Earth. Therefore, if someone from Earth were to touch someone from the anti-matter planet, there would be a massive explosion that would destroy the entire world. Annihilus interrupts the science lesson and attacks. Back at the hospital, meanwhile, doctors are holding a press conference (!) saying that Sue might die if a cure is not found soon.

It seems that our heroes are at the end of the rope, with Annihilus hovering over them, demanding the control rod. Reed won’t give it up, wondering if it’s possible to drain energy from it. Annihilus decides to negotiate all of a sudden, saying the rod has a nozzle at the tip (wha-hey!) to drain the energy. Reed drains some of the energy into a vial he happens to have on him, and he gives the rod back to Annihilus in exchange for Annihilus returning their harnesses. They go their separate ways, with Reed promising to seal the Negative Zone permanently, so Annihilus can’t follow them to Earth.

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The FF has a big hero moment as they triumphantly return to Earth. At the hospital, Reed, Johnny, and Ben are in the waiting room. The doctors have the cosmic rod’s energy, and the baby is due any minute. (Why isn’t Reed in there with her? Because it’s the ‘60s?) There’s a lot of comedy business in the waiting room with a Mr. Smith, another expectant father, who faints when he learns his wife has twins. Then the doctors and Crystal arrive with the good news – it’s a boy! Mom and baby are just fine. There’s much celebrating. Then, the annual ends with Reed holding his son in his arms and renewing the Fantastic Four’s promise to use their powers and skills to make the world a better place.

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Unstable molecule: Reed’s kind of a space cadet in this story, which I guess we chalk up to him being the soon-to-be dad. I’ve no idea he knows the cosmic control rod can save Sue, and his multi-page reverie about the anti-matter planet is especially weird.

Fade out: Although her life is in danger throughout, Sue only appears on the last page. I’m afraid she’ll be on baby duty for a while, so we’re still a ways off from the “Sue is the team’s most powerful member” era.

Clobberin’ time: Ben manages to knock out Annihilus for a short time, the only real action our heroes manage to make against him. He also brings the fight to the borers in a big way, with Reed worrying that the battle will become “too personal” for him.

Flame on: Johnny doesn’t get as much action, and he’s on the verge of giving up as they’re being drawn toward the anti-matter planet, resigned to the fact that he’s about to die. Don’t be a quitter, Johnny.

Commercial break: Full color?

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Trivia time: It’s the first appearance of Franklin Richards, although we don’t learn his name yet. It’s also the first appearance of Annihilus, who’ll go on to be one of the staples of the FF’s rogues gallery. You could probably put him as fourth after Doom, Galactus, and Namor (if such rankings actually meant anything). Many fans believe that Franklin’s latent superpowers are actually drawing Annilihus toward the FF, but I don’t see anything in this issue to support.

Fantastic or frightful? I know this annual is famous because of the baby, but how awesome is Annihilus? We’ve seen a lot of villains in the comic up to this point, but most of them have been after power and conquest. This is first flat-out murderer they’ve fought, and that makes it really intense. Annihilus is a psycho killer given godlike powers, and he is really scary. As such, he’s always been one of my favorites. You could argue that all the fighting and the anti-matter planet stuff is filler to pad out the annual’s 48 pages, but it’s all hugely entertaining Jack Kirby action, so there you go.

Next: The wizarding world.

****

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “The Currency We Trade In”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! The subplot about Penhall working for another department takes center stage in season three, episode three, “The Currency We Trade In.”

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What’s goin’ down: Penhall makes a huge bust and gets promoted to the major crimes division. He’s then assigned to a difficult child abuse case, in which a local celebrity is a suspect. When he makes some serious missteps in the case and is taken down a few pegs, he starts longing for the good ol’ days at Jump Street.

"I borrowed this jacket from Kurt Russell in Tombstone."

“I borrowed this jacket from Kurt Russell in Tombstone.”

Here’s Hanson: He’s not happy at all when Penhall sets him up on a blind date. They don’t get along at first, but that changes after they bump into each other a second time. Hanson’s love of bowling, established in the first season, is mentioned several times in this one.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall’s wracked with guilt over the mistakes he’s made, and confronts everyone involved in the hopes of making things better. He goes back to Fuller for a nice heart-to-heart talk. After getting put through the emotional wringer, he rejoins Jump Street at the end.

"Benefit from the wisdom of my neon blue bathrobe."

“Benefit from the wisdom of my neon blue bathrobe.”

Book ‘em: Booker is nowhere to be seen this week.

Undercover blues: At the start of the episode, Penhall makes his big bust undercover as a cook in a diner. It’ll remind modern-day viewers of the movie A History of Violence. Anybody know if David Cronenberg is a Jump Street fan?

Goin’ to the chapel: There’s a go-nowhere subplot about repo men taking Captain Fuller’s car. (We can assume it was Harry Dean Stanton, right?) Ioki mentions that he’s been teaching self-defense classes on the side for some extra cash.

Trivia time: Penhall’s new partner is played by Peri Gilpin, who went on to play Roz on Frasier. IMDb lists this as her first on-screen credit.

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“No, I’M listening.”

Jumpin’ or not? Whew. Lots of heavy melodrama in this one. There’s little humor and no teen hijinks, so a lot of it doesn’t like 21 Jump Street, instead coming off as generic cop drama. Not jumpin’.

Next: Are you ready for some football?!?

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 29

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Let’s watch it! The movie’s ending, you guys. It’s the final confrontation, 1:15:48 to the end on the Blu-ray.

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Jen is walking around what looks like another nondescript corridor in the castle, but then he rounds a corner and we see he’s arrived at the Crystal Chamber. He’s at an upper balcony looking down at it. This shot offers us one of the best looks we get of the many symbols on the floor around the Crystal. According to Brian Froud, each of these symbols corresponds to each of the original UrSkeks, from the time before the Crystal cracked. If you’re able to sort out with symbol matches which UrSkek, you’re a bigger Dark Crystal fan then I’ll ever be. “Yes, the Crystal!” Jen says. I know lines like these were added to keep the audience from getting confused by what’s going on, but I would think by this late point in the story, if the audience doesn’t get it by now, they’re not going to get it. Jen looks around, and we get a shot of the triangle-shaped window in the ceiling. This window is our “ticking clock,” in which we’ll see the three suns get closer and closer to converging.

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Elsewhere in the castle, Kira is in a hallway. She ducks behind a pillar as some (all?) of the Skeksis march past. This is an odd little moment for the Skeksis. We’re in the final moments of the movie, where the pacing and tension are cranked up, but the Skeksis are walking very, very slowly in this shot. I know that the limitation of the puppetry means they can’t exactly sprint, but we’ve seen them at least walking with urgency earlier in the film. Instead, this moment shows once again that the Skeksis have become reliant on ritual over the years. In both the movie and the canon, we’ve seen them be ritualistic and living based on their own rituals, big and small. With the Great Conjunction on their doorstep, they’re not freaking out (at least not yet), but are instead playing it out as a great ritual. Also, from their point of view, they’ve defeated the Gelflings, so there’s no need to worry. They believe they’re on their way to truly master the entire planet at the conjunction. It’s strange that the Skeksis are not questioning where the Scientist is. Maybe they’re just assuming he’s taking Kira’s essence right now, and they believe he’ll soon join them.

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Back in the Crystal Chamber, Jen climbs down from the third level to the second. A Garthim is standing on that same level, off to the right of the screen, but it doesn’t make any move, even though Jen is right in front of it. Is it sleeping, or somehow entranced by the Crystal and/or the conjunction. Jen reiterates the plot again, reminding us of the Dark Crystal, the three suns overhead, and the shard in his hand. The idea here is that he’s figuring out the connection between all these things, even though that’s pretty much what he did during the Wall of Destiny scene. I suppose the Wall of Destiny was him learning this stuff in theory, and here he’s learning it in practice. Shots of the Dark Crystal during this sequence have a big orangey spot at its top, as if pointing an arrow for audience (and Jen) saying “this is where the shard goes.” Despite complaints about The Dark Crystal being confusing, reuniting the shard with the Crystal is one point the filmmakers are working hard to emphasize.

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Then the Skeksis arrive, making their slow, methodical march in to the chamber. They don’t see Jen, even though he’s right there, as they silently make their way to their places around the Crystal. A bunch of black-hooded figures appear in another of the alcoves above the chamber. We can all agree that these are the Podling slaves, yet it’s odd that we don’t see their shriveled up little faces. Kira shows up next, in an alcove across from Jen. They whisper to each other, somehow able to communicate from opposite sides of the chamber. Are their funky acoustics at work, or is this some sort of magic in play? The canon makes no mention of either. The Skeksis make similar movements as they did at the start of the film. The Ritual-Master (I think) says, “The Great Conjunction comes. Now we will live forever.” That “live forever” part is an interesting character beat, in that we’ve seen the emperor die, and we’ve seen the General longing to drink essence and be young again. The rest of the Skeksis continue to chant, “We will live forever.”

Fizzgig then pops up, late to the party. He rolls over to Kira and starts making a ton of noise. The Chamberlain notices this, but it’s the other Skeksis who cry out “A Gelfling! A Gelfling!” and “The Gelfling must die!” The Skeksis do what we’ve seen them do before, drop their formal ritualistic nature and start freaking the hell out, running around and panicking. The Chamberlain then notices Jen and makes a squawking sound, and now the Skeksis really go nuts, with two Gelflings to contend with. There’s a cool bit of camera work here, as the camera swings around the room from Kira to Jen, keeping the Dark Crystal in the shot the whole time. The Skeksis call for the Garthim, who then spring to live, as more enter the chamber. There are two of them on balconies on either side of Jen, giving the feeling that he’s trapped there. A third Garthim comes up behind Jen and swings a claw at him. Jen ducks, backs away, and then, impressively, jumps off of the balcony and onto the Dark Crystal itself. This is a great hero moment, except that he drops the shard. I don’t know how they filmed this, but the shard lands right on the edge of the shaft, in danger of falling in.

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The General sees the shard, states, “The shard is mine!” So the Skeksis know about the shard and its importance, but how much they know is still unknown. He reaches for the shard, grabs it, only to be attacked by Fizzgig. I guess Fizzgig jumped from above? In true villain fashion, the General calls Fizzgig a “smelly hairball.” With Fizzgig biting his wrist, the General He then, shockingly, throws Fizzgig down into the shaft. We hear Fizzgig’s growl fade into silence as he falls. Whenever I see The Dark Crystal with an audience, this always get a huge gasp from the crowd.

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We don’t get any time to mourn Fizzgig, though, because this is the finale and the pacing is super-quick. Kira lets loose her wings (remember, she has wings) and floats down to the main floor of the chamber. She picks up the shard, as one of the Skeksis exposits, “She has the Shard.” The Skeksis surround her. I’m going to pause for a moment and discuss Kira’s face. In these final moments, she looks different. She’s really pale, with big bags under her eyes, and a big brown streak across her right cheek. Also her hair is really frazzled. Is this the result of being hooked up to the Scientist’s machine earlier, or is this just action hero damage, like how Bruce Willis always looks super-roughed up at the end of any Die Hard movie? Hard to tell.

The stuff of nightmares: The Skeksis crowd in close to Kira, snarling, snapping their beaks, and reaching for her with their long, clawlike fingers. There’s another ticking clock shot of the three suns getting closer, as Jen says “Watch out, Kira!” (Yeah, thanks for that, Jen.) She swings the shard around like a knife, which I suppose is why they don’t actually grab her.

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Although they’ve got the Gelflings outnumbered, the Skeksis try some diplomacy. The Chamebrlain says, “Give us the shard and we’ll let you go free.” Kira knows better than the trust the Chamberlain, and she says no. Jen catches everyone’s attention, though, by shouting, “Yes! Just don’t harm her.” Here Jen faces a choice of whether to save the girl or save the whole world, and he chooses the girl. The is the same dilemma faced by Neo in The Matrix Reloaded, but that movie spent two hours on it, and The Dark Crystal covers it in just these few seconds. Kira does the heroic self-sacrifice thing as tells Jen he has to heal the Crystal. As she says this, the Ritual-Master sneaks up behind her with a knife. Why the Ritual-Master and not our main villains of the Chamberlain or the General? It just shows how during this finale, all the Skeksis have ceased to have individual personalities and are of a singular type.

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Now we get five quick shots that tell a lot of story. Jen sees the knife and says, “Kira!” We see the shard flying through the air (it’s assumed that Kira throws it to him, but we don’t actually see her throw it). Then the Ritual-Master brings the knife down onto Kira’s back, with her making a painful-sounding “ugh!” noise. Jen catches the shard. Then, Kira falls to the floor. This rapid succession of shots is a contrast in positive verses negative. The shard flying to Jen is movement upward, and is heroic and positive. Kira being stabbed and falling is movement downward, it is tragic and negative.

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If your heart hasn’t broken yet, it will in the next shot, of Kira on all fours, surrounded by the Skeksis, barely having the strength to be able to look up at Jen. She then does the “Oscar-bait death scene,” weakly saying Jen’s name and slowly collapsing. The Skeksis watch this quietly, with, as they said in Shaun of the Dead, a hint of sadness. They then turn their attention to Jen, perhaps realizing their fate.

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Jen raises the shard in his best hero pose, and he holds this pose for quite some time. The ticking clock gets its final shot, as all three suns converge, transforming into a single sphere of white light (or, at least, that’s what it looks like). This causes a white beam to shoot downward, right onto the Dark Crystal, right in front of Jen. The Skeksis cry out, “No! No!” Amusingly, you can see a Garthim on one of the balconies swinging its claws back and forth, as if it’s also saying “No!” Jen stabs the shard into the hole on the Crystal. The Crystal turns bright white and some unseen energy throws Jen off the Crystal.

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The lighting in the room changes, so it’s brighter. The Skeksis cover their eyes (it’s not that brighter, guys) and they do their thing, running around in panic. Jen doesn’t pay them any attention, focusing his attention on Kira’s comatose body. He starts crawling toward her. The Garthim fall apart, revealing their armored form to be empty shells. The canon states that the Garthim are powered by the dark light of the Dark Crystal. Now that the Crystal is light again, we can assume nothing is powering them, so they fall apart. Jen holds Kira in his arms while more Garthim fall to pieces behind him. The Skeksis continue to freak out all around Jen, but he ignores them, with Kira his only interest. Does Jen not think the Skeksis might try to kill him? Or, is he so certain that he’s about to die that he doesn’t care anymore? Or, is he so overcome with grief that he doesn’t know what the heck he’s doing? We don’t know.

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More big events all happening quickly. Another Garthim falls apart, and then the walls start to crumble, revealing bright white light behind them. The Mystics show up, slowly walking into the room, apparently not fazed by all of this. Then we see the outside of the castle, rock and grime falling from its frame. Back inside, the Podling slaves pull the black hoods from their faces and they stare around, looking confused as to what’s going on. So, are the hoods some sort of visual representation of their enslavement, that by removing their hoods they’re showing us their minds are now free?

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Listen closely: As the Mystics continue to enter the chamber, one of the Skeksis says “The urRu!” This is the only time in the movie the name “urRu” is spoken, and it’s not in the Blu-ray’s subtitles.

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Another shot of the outside of the castle falling apart, now with a golden light shining down on it from above, from the conjunction no doubt. There’s only a second of that, though, before cutting to the Scientist’s lab. It’s in full earthquake mode, with everything shaking and dust falling from the ceiling. Aughra is there, stumbling about. She hears a familiar growl, and finds Fizzgig, hanging onto the receptor inside the Crystal’s shaft. He’s OK! Aughra says, “How did you get out there?” She grabs a rake-like instrument and reaches out to rescue him.

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Back to the Crystal chamber, where Jen still has Kira cradled in his arms. Oohh, man, you can totally see tears on his cheeks. He finally takes note of what’s happening around him. The Mystics have moved into position in a circle around the Crystal. It sounds like some of them are doing their deep chant, or a variation of it. More of the walls break away as the Skeksis continue to panic. The Podlings are suddenly looking a lot better. They’ve got their color back in both their skin and their hair. I don’t know how their essence could be restored after someone else drank it. Did the Crystal give them new essence?

More shots of the walls and ceiling falling apart, revealing new, gleaming white walls behind them. The behind-the-scenes featurette on the Blu-ray has footage of these special effects shots being filmed. Because each crumbling wall shot involved meticulous model work, each one could only be filmed once, so Henson and company had to get it right the first time. Aughra and Fizzgig hurry through a rubble-filled hallway. A cute bit of puppetry here has Fizzgig roll behind a rock, poke his head up from behind it, and then continue rolling. This was done all in front of the camera, with three separate Fizzgig puppets.

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What happens next is hard to describe. Now that the Mystics are in position, beams of light flow out of the Crystal, into the Mystics’ backs, and then out of their eyes, onto the Skeksis’ backs. Is it too convenient for the Skeksis to be standing in just the right place for this to happen? Between the Crystal’s energy cutting loose and the Mystics’ magic chant, I think it’s safe to say the Skeksis were maneuvered into position. The Skeksis are pulled backwards toward the Mystics as more pieces of ceiling fall. The Mystics then rise up to height taller than the Skeksis (!) and they, um, connect with some golden light between them. This is the last we ever see of the Mystics and the Skeksis. One special effect later, and they’re replaced by the UrSkeks.

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So, the UrSkeks. I’ll do my best to keep this short. This is the third great conjunction. During the first great conjunction, the UrSkeks came to Thra from another world. They brought enlightenment and knowledge, and they advanced civilization in a big way. The Creation Myths graphic novels go into greater detail about what happened next, how Aughra’s son Raunip did not trust them, and revealed that darkness dwelt inside them. If I understand this right, the UrSkeks were actually outcasts from their homeworld, banished because they were neither good nor evil, and that they contained both darkness and light. On Thra, with its three suns, they became obsessed with the idea of balance, thinking that the number three and triangle shapes were the key to balance. Rather than an “either/or” existence, a third option could be what they seek. Their desire to rid themselves of their inner darkness, though, led to chaos during the second great conjunction, in which the Crystal cracked, becoming the Dark Crystal, and they were divided into two beings, the Skeksis and the urRu.

Why is any of this important to know when you’re watching the movie? Well, Aughra shows up in the Crystal chamber, which is now all sparkly and white, and she quotes the prophecy again. “What was sundered and undone, the two shall be made one.” I am totally not a numerologist, but it seems the number in question is not three, as in three suns, or two, as in light versus dark, but in one, as in a singular whole, accepting all sides, no matter how many, in balance. Is this correct? Is this the balance the UrSkeks sought for so long? We’re not told. It’s left open to interpretation.

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On the Blu-ray’s commentary, Brian Froud says the UrSkeks are “unfinished,” and that he wished he had more time to go back and perfect their look. They are angelic, but also plant-like with what look like branches for their fingers and hair. Even in close-up it’s hard to tell what part of them is their clothes and what part is their body. It’s good that they’re mysterious and unreal like this, though, as it gives them the mystical, spiritual feeling of enlightened beings from some other plane of existence.

Only one UrSkek speaks. “And now the prophecy is fulfilled.” Because the prophecy was written after the second great conjunction, this means that the UrSkeks continue to have all the knowledge and memory of their former Skeksis and Mystic selves. “We are again one.” Wait, what about the graphic novel’s talk about the darkness in them? Were they ever truly “one?” There’s really no way to answer this, given how little we know about their lives on their previous world.

The Urskek continues, “Many ages ago, in our arrogance and delusion, we shattered the pure Crystal, and our world split apart.” Again, here they are taking responsibility for actions performed after separating into Skeksis and Mystics. Also interesting that although they’re from another planet they consider Thra “our world.” I guess 2,000 years would make any place feel like home. He then addresses Jen specifically. “Your courage and sacrifice have made us whole, and restored the true power of Crystal.” Jen is standing before them now, holding Kira in his arms. It’s safe to say that by “sacrifice” the UrSkek means Kira. This is reinforced when he says, “Hold her to you.”

Jen holds Kira so her face is right up against his. The UrSkek says, “She is a part of you, as we are all part of each other.” This is as close as the movie gets to actually saying Froud’s ongoing refrain of “All things are alive, and all things are connected.” The musical score swells, and there are male voices singing. Are these supposed to be the other UrSkeks?

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Time for the big happy ending! Kira stirs and her eyes open. She’s alive! She’s OK! Was she dead and the UrSkeks brought her back to life, or was she merely injured and they healed her? Or was it Jen’s energy (essence?) that did it? These questions go unanswered in favor of offering audience the satisfying emotional payoff.

The UrSkek offers the movie’s last line of dialogue: “Now we leave you the Crystal of Truth. Make your world in its light.” This is nicely poetic, but it doesn’t quite match up with the canon. The Crystal was always on Thra, not brought with them from the other world. It’s unknown how the Crystal can be controlled or how its energy can be manipulated, but I suppose the movie doesn’t have to explain all that, just that it can be done. Jen and Kira don’t say anything, they just stare up at the UrSkeks with awe. According to never-wrong internet rumors, Jen and Kira were supposed to kiss right here, but the puppeteers couldn’t get it to work, making it look they were just hitting their faces against each other. So, no kissy-kissy.

It’s the big E.T. moment next, when the UrSkeks transform into a single green beam of light, with blue lights swirling around them. This light form of theirs flies up through the ceiling and, we’re to assume, to outer space. (To visit our old friend J.J. Llewellen of Earth, perhaps?) There’s a final reaction shot from Jen and Kira, a shot of the Crystal looking all bright and shiny, and then the last shot of the movie. It’s the exterior of the castle, except the castle is now gleaming and silver, and it is surrounded by green trees and fields, with a huge river running by it. Did all this transformation happen instantaneously, or are we looking at years later, after the Gelflings did indeed make the world in the Crystal’s light? I’d like to think it’s the latter, but we don’t really know.

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The credits start to roll over the last shot, and then transition to a background that looks like a blurry picture of some white crystal. The music during the credits is, as with most movies, a mix of the score’s most prominent themes. If you bought The Dark Crystal on VHS back in the 1980s, you saw a different credit sequence, which ran over a purple-tinted picture of Aughra, to accommodate the pan and scan format. The ‘80s-era VHS also had after-the-credits ads for First Blood, Frances, Bad Boys, Tender Mercies, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, and the Lord of the Rings animated film, along with a generic Thorn EMI promo. Kind of a grab bag, I guess.

For several years, a sequel was in preproduction, allegedly called The Power of the Dark Crystal, but it was never made. Last year, the Henson company teamed with Grosset and Dunlap to announce a contest to find a writer for a Dark Crystal prequel novel, and, as of this writing, that project is still under way.

And that’s the movie. I’ve been driving myself ger-blonkers trying to come up with the right way to end this blog series, but instead of trying to be all profound and crap, I’ll just say I hope all this has helped your appreciation and enjoyment of The Dark Crystal. Remember, everything is alive and all things are connected.

What should I do next with this blog? Any suggestions?

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Fantastic Friday: Tooma-whoma?

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. Issue #80 brings back an old friend and introduces a new villain.

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We begin with some comedy shtick as Johnny, Crystal, and Ben are hanging out at the Baxter Building. Johnny and Crystal are doing chores (!) while Ben sits around reading. The FF have received a letter from their old pal Wyatt Wingfoot. The last time we saw Wyatt was at a Metro College football game back in issue #61. Now, he’s out on summer vacation, visiting his family on the Indian reservation. It’s not all fun times, because the letter mentions evil spirits and a living totem. Reed shows up and says Sue has asked him to stop “haunting” the hospital, so the three guys are going on vacation out west, to visit Wyatt.

In a desert region (we’re not told specifically where) we rejoin Wyatt, driving around in the Geo-Cruiser the Black Panther gave him back in issue #54. He wanders into what appears to be an earthquake, throwing him around for a few pages, before he confronts a giant inhuman creature, Toomazooma, the living totem. Tooma (as I like to call him) introduces himself as the “totem who walks” and says “My sleep of ages has ended! Those who created me must die!”

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The FF arrive in the desert, flying overhead in their pogo plane. Johnny takes off, flying under his own fire power, only to be fired on by Native Americans, armed with high-tech guns. The wizened elder, Silent Fox (who is quite chatty) believes Johnny is a demon sent by Tooma to kill them all. Johnny scares everyone off except Silver Fox, who stands his ground. Reed lands the plane with my favorite ‘60s sci-fi cliché, with the plane pointing straight up, and he and Ben reunite with Johnny. Johnny explains that Silver Fox is Wyatt’s grandfather, and Wyatt has run off in search of Toomazooma. Reed has heard of Tooma (we don’t know how) which he describes as, “the most fearful legend of all!”

Toomazooma chases Wyatt around, showing super strength, and the ability to breath fire and produce sleeping gas. The gas knocks Wyatt out. Back with our heroes, Silver Fox provides some exposition. Let’s see if I keep all this straight. The tribe has high-tech weapons because there’s oil on the land, making them all rich. The Red Star oil company, which is secretly controlled by the soviets (!) keeps trying to force them off the land, so Toomazooma was created to protect the land.

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There’s an explosion in the distance, and our heroes run off to investigate. The oil fields are on fire, and Tooma is smashing them up real good, Godzilla-style. He fires a “shock blast” out of his eyes, knocking Johnny unconscious. Ben jumps onto Toomy’s back, and he too gets knocked out by the big guy’s power blasts. Reed fires the plane’s weapons at Toomy, but that’s useless, and the totem makes the plane crash.

Wyatt recovers and reunites with Silent Fox. Wyatt insists that this is not the living totem of legend, but a machine built by the tribe’s enemies. What happens next is confusing: Silent Fox uses a cell phone-like “transceiver” to contact the Pentagon, only to tell them that the tribe doesn’t want the Pentagon’s help, and that the tribe can handle the crisis themselves. Reed, Ben and Johnny also recover, and fight Tooma at the local dam, trying to keep the monster from destroying it. Reed agrees that Tooma is not an ancient spirit, but a robot built to take control of the oil-rich land.

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After the FF fight Tooma for a while, the tribesmen show up. They’re driving futuristic cars and wielding laser guns, all while dressed in feathered headdresses and cowboy hats. So, is this offensive or kickass? It’s kind of both. They fight with gusto, but their weapons can’t penetrate Tooma’s surface.

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Reed gets a great idea. He compresses his form into a small ball, and Wyatt loads him into a bazooka. Reed instructs Wyatt to aim for the opening right under Tooma’s eyes (his mouth?). It works. Inside Tooma’s body (ew) Reed manages to short circuit him, which of course causes the big robot to blow up. Reed’s not harmed, though, thanks to his pliable frame. The story ends back on a mystical note, in which a mysterious figure is seen in the clouds. It’s the real Toomazooma, ready to protect the land if the humans fail. Again, there’s no “the end” or “coming next month” caption, it just ends.

Unstable molecule: This is a rare mention of Reed’s mass. Normally, he stretches all over the place without any thought to his weight, but here, when he shrinks down to smaller size, it increases his weight as he compresses. Normally, this type of thing goes unmentioned.

Fade out: Sue doesn’t appear in this issue, but this issue was out the same month as FF annual #6, where she has a more prominent role.

Clobberin’ time: Ben’s in a jovial, playful mood throughout the whole issue, which is strange considering all the drama that went down in the last one. Ben at one point quotes lyrics from the song “Waltz Me Around Again Willy,” which was a hit back in 1906 (!) from singer Billy Murray – not to be confused with the Ghostbuster Bill Murray.

Flame on: Because they’re out west, Johnny decides to play along by wrapping up Toomazooma in a flame lasso. Don’t know how that’s supposed to work, but it’s a nifty visual.

Trivia time: Silver Surfer #4 revealed that Loki present during this story, watching the FF fight Toomazooma, as he was considered making the Thing a pawn in his fight against Thor. Loki went with the Surfer instead.

Not surprisingly, Toomazooma did not go on to become a Marvel icon. The robot Tooma is referenced in Marvel Two-In-One #19, where it’s revealed he was powered by Null Bands, which later ended up in the hands (paws?) of the villain Cougar. In the Heroes Reborn alternate reality, Wyatt Wingfoot piloted a Toomazooma robot, anime mech style. Another alternate universe story had a throwaway gag about a Toomazooma monster movie flopping at the box office. Finally, the internet informs me that Toomazooma shows up in Marvel’s current big crossover du jour Original Sin. Seriously?

Commercial break: Do I dare suggest that this ad might have been a ripoff:

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Fantastic or frightful? Everybody likes to shake their hands at this issue, chiding it for its portrayal of Native American stereotypes. It’s not that awful, all things considered. A lot of Stan Lee stories deal with seemingly old societies secretly having high-tech wizardry at their disposal. We saw it with Latveria, Wakanda, and now with Wyatt’s people. The image of guys with Old West outfits wielding laser weapons is the type of incongruous imagery Jack Kirby would later go nuts with in The Forever People for DC. So, this issue is “off” in a lot of ways, but it’s also Stan and Jack doing what they do best.

Next: She’s having a baby!

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “Slippin’ Into Darkness”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! Season three, episode two, “Slippin’ Into Darkness,” provides some street-level action-movie goodness.

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What’s goin’ down: Meet the Street Rangers, a neighborhood watch program in which a bunch of beret-wearing thugs patrol the streets, looking for crime. Sounds nice, but these guys are getting aggressive and violent. Their vigilantism is impeding police investigations and stirring up fights, so our heroes go undercover to watch the neighborhood watch.

Bad dudes.

Bad dudes.

Here’s Hanson: Hanson’s undercover as a drug dealer, trying to nab the same crooks that the Street Rangers are after. We know he’s undercover because he’s wearing a goofy hat.

Just like Clark Kent's glasses.

Just like Clark Kent’s glasses.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall’s still working for police intelligence, where he knows everything about everything. While he delivers convenient exposition, Captain Fuller pressures him into deciding whether he wants to come back to Jump Street or not.

Book ‘em: The scumbag druggies don’t trust Booker as much as they do Hanson. This forces Booker to watch the action from the sidelines, much to his frustration.

Undercover blues: This episode’s all about Ioki, moving up through the ranks among the vigilantes. There’s a lot of action, which gives actor Dustin Nguyen several chances to show off his cool martial arts moves.

Kickin' some butt.

Kickin’ some butt.

Torn from today’s headlines: Neighborhood watch programs have been around since at least the 1960s, if not earlier. The concept was popularized in the ‘80s thanks to the National Neighborhood Watch Institute, as the distinctive “Boris the Burglar” logo started popping up everywhere.

Trivia time: There’s a guest spot from Tim Russ, well known to sci-fi fans as Tuvok, the Vulcan security chief and Neelix’s straight man on Star Trek Voyager.

"Remember when the shuttle crashed and I sang that song to those little kids? How lame was that?"

“Remember when the shuttle crashed and I sang that song to those little kids? How lame was that?”

Jumpin’ or not? The show was a bona fide hit by this point, so they could afford some serious production value. As such, most of this episode is filmed outdoors and at night, with glitzy lighting and that thing where the streets and sidewalks are watered down to make them look all shiny. There’s a lot of action, chases, and fighting in a three-way war between cops, crooks, and vigilantes. Fun stuff overall. Jumpin’!

Next week: Scandal-makers!

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Fantastic Friday: So the drama

Re-reading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. You like drama? Issue #79 has all the drama!

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At the end of the previous issue, Reed succeeded in turning Ben back into a human. Ben groused about not being able to help his teammates in a fight, but Reed cautioned him, saying that if he turns back into the Thing, there’ll be no chance of ever being human again. This issue starts with everyone more jovial, as Johnny and Crystal are happy to see Ben back to his old self, and Ben wondering what Alicia will think of the “new” him. There’s a funny bit where Crystal plants a kiss on Ben, with Johnny getting jealous. A little bit of Stan Lee’s Peter/Gwen/Mary Jane romantic comedy stuff from Amazing Spider-Man seems to be crossing over into Fantastic Four. I know John Romita Sr. was Marvel’s “good girl” artist, but it’s hard not to fall in love with Jack Kirby’s Crystal in this issue.

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To further this point, the next several pages are Johnny and Crystal leaving the Baxter Building and hitting the town. There’s really no point to this, except to show that they’re still a couple, and they still love each other. For all their declarations of romance, we’ve rarely seen Johnny and Crystal spend any time together, so it’s fun to see them in action, doing the “flirty banter” thing.

Ben is in a taxi, on his way to see Alicia. He’s terribly nervous, wondering what she’ll think. So nervous that he brought the high-tech gloves the team took from the Wizard last issue. (Foreshadowing!) Reed, meanwhile, is at the hospital, talking to doctors about Sue. They reestablish what we learned last time, that the cosmic radiation that gives the FF their powers might affect the baby. Reed visits Sue in her room, but he can’t bring himself to tell her what he knows, instead saying he’s the luckiest guy in the world, etc. The scene ends on a splash page, used for a moment of quiet drama instead of huge action, which shows that despite the sci-fi/superhero trappings, the characters and their development are a priority.

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The next scene is at police headquarters, where a bunch of cops have confiscated equipment from one of the Mad Thinker’s hideouts, while the Thinker is still in jail. They find a body inside one box, frozen in stasis. It’s another one of the Thinker’s androids. The android wakes up and attacks. He overpowers the cops, and he is bulletproof. One of the cops calls him “a powerhouse” with “powerhouse” in bold letters. Was that supposed to be this character’s name? Either way, he escapes the police and is now out on the street. He rampages through the streets of New York, destroying everything he sees, saying he’s looking for “the guiding signal.”

Ben is at a restaurant with Alicia. They’re making small talk, not really addressing how he’s changed. She does that thing where she touches his face to “see” what he looks like. She says he’s handsome, but he thinks that she’s really disappointed. Then, of course, the android shows up. A caption refers to him as “android man” in bold, so maybe that was supposed to be his name? He’s being drawn to the Wizard’s gloves, whose circuits are giving off a signal. The android throws Ben across the room. Alicia picks up the box with the gloves, and the android grabs a hold of her. Ben fights back, managing to separate her from the android, only to have the android beat the crap out of him. The whole time, the android speechifies about why androids are so much better than humans.

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Desperate, Ben decides that only the Thing can defeat the android. He puts on the Wizard’s gloves. The science is perhaps a little iffy: Ben says that a sudden surge of energy turned him into a human, so a similar surge can turn him back into the Thing. That’s awfully simplistic, but it actually works. We don’t actually see the transformation, just the Thing’s fist coming into frame, punching the android.

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Johnny hears about the fight from a radio news bulletin, and he flies off, leaving Crystal behind with the car. (Hey, you don’t suppose they were at makeout point?) He arrives at the restaurant to find the fight over, the cops hauling the android away. Johnny reveals to Alicia that this means Ben can no longer be human again. She reacts with an, “Oh, no!” but Ben says he planned it this way. It’s a melancholy ending, where Ben walks off alone, saying, “Why should I be a nowhere nobody like plain Ben Grimm, when I can be… the Thing… forever!” Note that there’s no caption saying “The end” or any hyperbolic “Coming next month.” It just concludes on the strength of this last panel, for a very modern comics feel.

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Unstable molecule: Here’s an interesting take on Reed’s character. He’s always the one to jump into action and think his way out of any situation, but he’s too afraid to be honest to his wife. Some might not like this, but I like that this otherwise stalwart hero has some genuine human flaws.

Fade out: Although being kept in the dark, Sue shows great inner strength, thinking to herself that no matter what happens, she won’t be frightened.

Clobberin’ time: In the ‘80s, writer/artist John Byrne revealed that Ben’s inability to turn human again wasn’t biological, but a mental block. Some part of his subconscious wants him to be the Thing. This issue makes a lot more sense in that context, and it has me wondering if that’s what Stan and Jack where going for the whole time.

Flame on: Johnny’s car in this issue is a 1968 red Corvette Stingray convertible. Did Reed buy him this car? Does Johnny have a job?

Commercial break: “In just seven days, I can make you a ma-a-a-a-an!”

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Trivia time: In this issue, we meet O’Hoolihan, the Baxter Building’s doorman and gross Irish stereotype. He’ll become a very minor recurring character, with his next appearance not until issue #191.

Fantastic or frightful? Ben’s big decision just doesn’t have the weight it needs. This random android character is just too much of a chump to be the villain for such a serious turning point for Ben. Now would have been the perfect time to bring back the Hulk, which would have really increased the stakes. Still, the issue has its positives. The Reed/Sue drama is interesting, and Johnny and Crystal’s date is huge fun.

Next: Tooma-whoma?

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The Dark Crystal scene-by-scene, part 28

I freakin’ love The Dark Crystal! Events are moving faster and faster as we get closer to the finale. Today we’ve got chases and escapes, 1:24:28-1:15:47 on the Blu-ray.

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Jen has regained consciousness, and he and Fizzgig make their way through the cavernous tunnels. The atmosphere is very cavelike, so my guess is he’s still in the tunnels under the castle and not the castle proper. Fizzgig growls and barks loudly, and Jen tells him to keep quiet. Jen is perhaps speaking for the audience when he says to Fizzgig, “Some help you’ve been.” Jen steps forward into an opening and looks around. This is just long enough of a pause so that we know something is about to happen, and it does. One more step forward, and Jen he falls into darkness.

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The screen is pitch black in silence for a few seconds, making a lot of viewers think something’s wrong with their TVs, until Jen moves up into frame, holding his head. We then see Fizzgig above him and, wow, the hole he fell into is huge. How did he not see it? I guess he was still dazed from getting knocked out earlier.

Then there’s a great shot with Jen in the foreground and blackness behind him. There are scary noises, and then several Garthim emerge from the blackness. We only see their glowing purple eyes at first, and then their forms as they enclose around Jen. No CGI here, people, this effect was done in front of the camera, courtesy of the lighting guys. I love lighting tricks like these in movies. There’s a similar one in David Lynch’s Blue Velvet where Laura Dern’s character, in a white dress no less, emerges from darkness all around her, and it amazes me every time. Jen says, “Garthim” right before they appear, showing that he’s been a fast learner about the world beyond his valley. He started the movie not knowing they existed, and now he can recognize the sound of them approaching.

Action! Jen shows some mad skills, weaving and ducking away from the Garthim’s claws, even jumping over one of them and landing on the other side of the room, separating him from the group of them. It’s Gelfling parkour! One Garthim lashes out with its claw and smashes the wall, with an orange-y light coming from the other side. Jen seizes the opportunity, and climbs through the hole. On the other side, he’s in the crystal shaft (shut yo’ mouth). In a shot that was in all the trailers and commercials, Jen climbs up the side of the shaft while a Garthim claw tries to grab him. It’s a “fantasy adventure” moment in its purest sense. Jen keeps climbing, taking a moment to look down, and it really does look like a lake of fire (lava?) down there, and not an inner sun. Who knows, maybe the inner sun is deeper.

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The canon actually has something to say about this dark room. It’s called, simply, the Pit, and it’s where Garthim go when the wait to be summoned. The canon specifies that the Pit is right next to the crystal shaft, so it must be describing this scene. I have a couple of problems with this. First, when the Garthim were summoned earlier in the film, they didn’t come climbing out of the Pit, but they were already running around inside the castle. Second, if this room is where the Garthim live, how is it that one smack from one of them breaks open the wall? Maybe it demonstrates how this world has fallen so far into disrepair this close to the Great Conjunction, but that’s kind of stretch, even for me. No, this business about the Pit is just the fantasy cliché of giving every little thing an inflated importance. I say it’s scarier to say that the Garthim were down there in the darkness because they were relentless hunting Jen.

We then cut to outside the castle, where the Mystics have arrived at a big glob-looking thing that is the front door. This “front door” is shaped very similar to the weird goblet thing that the Skeksis’ Scientist collected his subjects’ essence in. This opening looks much larger in the manga Legends of the Dark Crystal, in which a huge crowd of Gelflings escaped through it. Perhaps it was made smaller after that event.

We don’t stay with that scene, though, because we’re quickly sent back to Jen. See what I mean about things moving fast now? Jen looks up and sees the Dark Crystal floating above him. We know it’s the Crystal, but he asks himself, “Is that the Dark Crystal?” This is significant in that we’ve seen the Crystal several times, but this is Jen’s first time seeing it, after hearing so much about it. He reaches the opening to the Scientist’s lab, the chamber of life, and he climbs inside. The lab is empty, except for Aughra, who now has her eye back in its socket. He exclaims “You’re alive!” reminding audiences that the last he saw of Aughra was her home going up in flames. She again says that there’s no time, and quotes the “When single shines the triple sun” line again. Is this repetition still needed so late in the movie? Doesn’t the audience get it by now?

Jen asks which way Kira has gone. Aughra points, and Jen exits to the right of the screen. There’s some real subtle stage direction here, because a few scenes earlier, Kira left the lab by going to the left of the screen. As we’ll see, they’ll eventually arrive at the Crystal Chamber, but from separate directions. Why does Aughra send Jen in the opposite direction that Kira went? Is she in batty old lady mode, or does she somehow know how things’ll play out if the Gelflings take opposite routes through the castle? We can only speculate.

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Then, just that fast, we’re taken back outside again, to the Mystics. Each scene is just a few seconds during this stretch of the movie. Two Garthim are standing guard (as opposed to being in the Pit) and they move to block the Mystics’ entrance. The Mystics do their deep chant again, and the Garthim are somehow mesmerized. They part ways and let the Mystics pass. There’s an amusing bit of staging to this, as five Mystics are in the shot, doing the chant, only to have two more in the background poke their heads up at the last minute. I guess those two are the 20 Feet From Stardom Mystics. I think it’s safe to assume that the chant works similarly to the soul-speaking demonstrated by Kira throughout the film. It’s interesting to note that the Garthim remain subdued under the Mystics’ power, even after they stop chanting and continue forward.

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Finally, we have a quick couple of shots of Fizzgig rolling around inside the castle, which is the filmmakers letting us know where he is, moving all the pieces into play for the finale. In this shots, we can get a good look at the various symbols carved into the walls, including a large black triangle, again emphasizing the importance of this world’s three suns.

Next: The world hangs in the balance.

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21 Jump Street rewatch: “Fun With Animals”

Rewatching 21 Jump Street! Season three begins, Booker joins the cast, and it is ON.

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Here’s what happens: At the end of the last season, our heroes went their separate ways, not knowing whether Jump Street would reopen. We begin after this has been resolved, with Jump Street back in business. Only, Hanson has a new partner, the rebellious chip-on-his-shoulder Dennis Booker (Richard Grieco).

"I have the same makeup guy as Jacob from Lost."

“I have the same makeup guy as Richard Alpert from Lost.”

Here’s Hanson: This one’s all about Hanson and Booker butting heads. Hanson describes Booker as a “sociopath,” and he investigates Booker behind everyone’s backs.

Penhall’s prerogatives: Penhall has left Jump Street in favor of working with police intelligence. Hanson asks him to check out Booker’s background. He mentions he’s still living with girlfriend Dorothy.

Book ‘em: Our introduction to Booker is him in shop class, building a homemade electric chair (way to give kids ideas, show). He’s a force of nature in this one, stirring up trouble everywhere he goes. Then, there’s a huge twist: He’s really with internal affairs, secretly investigating Jump Street. He stays with Jump Street at the end, though.

"On three, everybody start singing 'Greased Lightning.'"

“On three, everybody start singing ‘Greased Lightning.'”

Undercover blues: The case of the week has to do with a school afflicted with racially-attacking graffiti, ultimately leading to a black girl being attacked. Everyone suspects the school bullies, but Booker believes they’re not racists, just ordinary bullies. Hanson, then, worries that Booker’s loyalties are with the bad kids, and not the cops.

Laid back.

Laid back.

Goin’ to the chapel: Hoffs debuts her shorter, edgier hairstyle, while Ioki shows up with a rockin’ ponytail. Hoffs says she burned her “Officer Milk Carton” costume, a scene I wish we could have seen. Blowfish, Jump Street’s janitor, also returns, with a go-nowhere joke about him repainting the chapel’s back alley. (Is this a reference to something?)

Torn from today’s headlines: The racism plotline is really extreme and in-your-face, with racial slurs galore and violence against minorities. Now that the show was a hit, the creators push the envelope big-time, saying to viewers, “We can get away with anything now.”

Trivia time: At one point, Hanson compares Booker to Morton Downey. I believe he means Morton Downey Jr., a controversial talk show from the ‘80s who encouraged outrageous shouting matches on the air for the sake of sensationalism – a forerunner to the likes of Jerry Springer. Morton Downey Sr. was a singer popular for his “Irish tenor” style, which is considerably less Booker-like.

Battle of the big hair.

Battle of the big hair.

Jumpin’ or not: This was the height of the show’s popularity, and it’s easy to see why. Everyone steps up their game. The big question is, why was Booker introduced? Stories vary. Because Johnny Depp was getting more and more movie offers, some say Booker was a possible replacement, or a contract negotiation thing, with producers saying to Depp, “You can be replaced at any time.” Either way, he’s a great addition. Booker is troubled, and filled with rage. Hanson, after two years of learning to be the bad boy, is now confronted with a real bad boy. To confront Booker, Hanson must unleash his own inner rage. Great stuff. It’s jumpin’!

Next week: Neighborhood watch.

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Fantastic Friday: Human again… again

Rereading the Fantastic Four comics from the start. It’s a somewhat more down-to-Earth tale in issue #78.

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We begin with some housecleaning from the previous arc, as Reed, Ben and Johnny emerge from the Microverse, and we spend a page with them discovering that their plan worked, and that the Silver Surfer worked out a deal with Galactus and save the Earth. Ben considers checking in with Alicia, but he once again does the pity party thing, wondering how she could ever love a monster. Johnny won’t hear it, so he takes off out a window and flies around New York, grateful to still be alive. Among the spectators watching Johnny, we find the Wizard. A newspaper headline in the foreground conveniently tells us that he’s been released from prison, where we last saw him in issue #57. He vows revenge on the Fantastic Four.

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Johnny flies back home and asks where Crystal is. Ben says she’s at the maternity ward with Sue. Then there’s a bit of business where Ben has forgotten how to use the elevator, and Johnny once again demonstrates how the FF uses cool gizmos on their belts to operate it. (Why weren’t these things in the movies?!?) Then there’s even more comedic business as they clean up some of the wreckage leftover from their previous adventures, with Johnny burning stuff to ash as his form of “cleaning.” They also tour the garage/hangar for a look at the Fantasticar and Ben’s jet cycle. Reed calls them back to the monitor room. He says there’s no news on Sue’s condition yet, and that he has something for Ben – another attempt at a cure. Reed promises that this time, it’ll be permanent.

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Elsewhere, the Wizard tries on a new pair of gloves he’s invented, which give him superhuman strength, capable of smashing an anvil. He believes that this, along with his usual anti-gravity devices, will be enough to destroy the FF. Back in Reed’s lab – the “chem room” to be specific – Reed hands Ben a test tube full of strange liquid. Ben drinks, and passes out (we’ve all been there, dude). His body then releases all of its cosmic energy, and one swarm of Kirby dots later, he’s human again.

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Ben just barely has enough time to wonder if the change will be permanent this time, when the Wizard attacks. We don’t know how he got inside the building, but there he is. I guess it’s safe to assume he used his gadgets and his genius. Turns out his gloves provide not just strength, but other weapons as well. He laser blasts Ben and catches Johnny in a wind-based “typhoon sphere.”

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We take a break from the action to check in with Sue and Crystal at the hospital. The doctors are whispering dramatically to each other, and Crystal demands to know what the deal is. The docs reveal that the cosmic radiation that gives Sue her powers is in her blood stream, and they have no idea how it’ll affect the baby. “Then anything is liable to happen!” Crystal says.

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Back to the fight. Reed and the Wizard – who’s still calling himself the “Wingless Wizard,” amusingly – throw each other around the room for a while. Then there’s a strange run of a few pages where, for some reason, Ben still believes he has all the strength he has as the Thing. He can’t punch very hard, he can’t lift heavy objects, etc. The Wizard delights in this, kicking Ben around like a schoolyard bully. Reed rescues Ben from being thrown against a wall, knocking himself out in the process. Johnny rejoins the fight, trapping the Wizard inside Reed’s high-tech centrifuge device, spinning the Wizard around like crazy.

Reed and Ben recover, and Reed is shocked to see Ben is still human, even after everything that has happened. Johnny confiscates the Wizard’s gloves, but the Wizard still manages to escape with his anti-grav tech. He flies off, still swearing revenge, and Johnny retorts that the FF will be ready for round two. Ben continues to be down on himself, upset for not being able to help during the fight. He considers turning back into the Thing, to be there for his teammates. Reed says Ben must make a decision. If he stays human, he won’t be able to clobber the bad guys, but if he turns back into the Thing, he’ll never be human again – ever.

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To be continued!

Unstable molecule: One wonders why, with his wife in the hospital, is Reed concocting Ben’s cure now? Does Reed feel unable to help Sue, so he’s overcompensating by helping Ben? Whatever. He stretches his hand into a gigantic fist to punch the Wizard.

Fade out: Sue spends the whole issue sleeping. Nice to see Crystal not take any crap from the doctors, though.

Clobberin’ time: It’s never made clear why Ben believes he still has superhuman strength after becoming human again. It a needed story point, to emphasize the seriousness of the choice he must make, but it also makes him look really dumb.

Flame on: This is a great issue for Johnny, as he not only outfights but outsmarts the Wizard. He also takes us on a tour of the Baxter Building, and enjoys an upbeat, joyous flight over NYC.

Commercial break: It’s Bart Simpson’s spy camera!

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Trivia time: In addition to the Fantasticar and the jet cycle, in this issue we can also see the FF’s pogo plane, and that flying saucer they flew around in back in issue #36.

Fantastic or frightful? I never like it when the villain’s only motivation is to take out the heroes, and I really don’t like stories where the heroes do nothing but hang out in their headquarters only for the villain to show up on their doorstep and pick a fight. This issue mostly sidesteps those problems, because the hanging out around headquarters stuff is really great. For as much as we all love the big action scenes, I always enjoy the “daily life” scenes, which make these characters feel like genuine people. The real drama, though, won’t be until the next issue.

 Next: Sophie’s, um, I mean Ben’s choice.

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